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    It's only natural Robin can't sleep. Tomorrow might be the end of the world. Also, Steve and Eddie are drinking vodka and talking about what gets them off right outside her window.

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    In a frozen, post-apocalyptic wasteland where survival depends on scavenging abandoned ruins, studying dangerous new ecosystems, and avoiding supernatural horrors, a hardened wasteland survivor reluctantly partners with an impossibly knowledgeable AI disguised as a centuries-old bellhop, only to discover that the greatest mystery isn't what he is...but why he wants a friend.

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    Don Eugeni Morell, a well-heeled racket boss with a gray-flecked pate, crooned a doggerel he'd scribbled for Andreu Ramallo, the kid he'd been peeling for years, and his mind drifted back to the first time he'd "cracked that safe."

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    Sirius Black raised Harry Potter for nearly nineteen years before he became a werewolf which means Sirius Black went forty years without knowing Remus Lupin.

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    Katharine Aiills, a shy young woman who used to be bullied by her sadomasochistic classmates is fascinated by the extraordinarily gorgeous Hale Sanders, former ringleader of her tormentors (who harbors a crush on the former). At a reunion party, Katharine is eager to turn the tables and invites her crush back to her house where it's more private.

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    At the precipice of the soul, Kim Sun-yi asks: when does the dream become the flesh?

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    Thus presently, a letter found its way to the Vacker and Diznee families.

    “We invite your company to Eternalia on the third day of this month to discuss the marriages between Dex Diznee and Fitz Vacker. Your cooperation is expected and greatly appreciated.”

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    My humble entry for the annual Dialuci week

    Lucifer was Diavolo's favourite human. Now, after he has turned, Lucifer is his favourite vampire
    But they both have been so busy with the coven lately; there had been no time to enjoy each others company. But an opportunity with Lucifer having his guard down allows the two to meet again. Perhaps it's a good time to reminisce.

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    "I'm your darkest thought, Ryan. I am everything you can become and I am proud to be your destiny. "

    The dark sorcerer Komodo swiftly enchants Ryan into a tranquil, serene, and restful trance, sapping all strength from his form until he coils his arms around the boy. As the verse ends, Komodo prepares to defile the lad.

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    A young sentinel must comprehend the nature of what she would forsake.

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    Healy and Holland’s differences come to a head at a bar. They argue about it, and stuff.

    “You ever hear of personal space?” I say.
    It’s not something I’d typically harp on. A little brush of the shoulder here, a whoops sorry I bumped ya there, is all fine and dandy by my standards, I’m human after all. That said, this guy, as he does in all areas of living, manages to push it.

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    Uh the vanilla guy is bad at touching himself, the blue faggot does it for him, cookie euphemisms warning.

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    Bereft of his mate's warmth, the savage male Carnotaurus thirsts for more than Aladar's blood; he craves to defile the young Iguanodon's innocence. As the dark of night nears, he burns for the very enemy who has so far escaped his jaws.

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    The little fox's birthday is drawing near, and when the clock strikes 12, he will turn 21, and will remain forever 21.

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    Grieved that his "partner in crime" is leaving the soccer team, and finding his heart's devotion met with silence, Enrico pens a parting letter to Mustaffa/Massimo, seeking to trace the depths of his despair through his innermost feelings.

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    Victory is won, and the blood of battle cools amidst the feast of Queens Gorgo and Artemisia. But in the shadow of triumph, a different fire ignites. Beneath the roar of celebration, their souls collide in silent hunger—where glances strike deeper than any blade, and unspoken desire commands the heart.

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    The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

    Disclaimer: Some mature content might be there. You've been warned.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    A series of snapshots into Jace and Cregan's romance through the seasons of their lives - spring, summer, autumn, and winter. Can be read as a standalone story, but it is technically set after my main Fix-It series, so there will be minor spoilers for those works.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/5
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    Crowley tempts Aziraphale with ice cream.

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    They are out dancing.

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    English
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    660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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