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    A boring blackjack game and conversation between some of the Blu team members brings a doubt to adress: Who is the fastest of the team? Scout or Medic?
    Both runners deeply want to demonstrate they are faster than their teammate, so before the discussion gets physical, Engineer proposes and idea and they agree on it to solve it: a race.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    2
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    Drabbles for the SAF series, of all arks.

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    English
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    56/?
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    godofsoulnsprits: HEYA HIMBOS HOES AND NB BROS

    thelastyaksha: oh no.

    kaeyyy: VENTI MY DUDE!!

    kaeyyy: wait who are the rest of these fuckers

    bonestealer: wdym ‘oh no.’

    thegoodtwin: it’s venti.

    thebettertwin: it’s venti.

    Aka. A random college au chatfic full of random ass shenanigans

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    16/?
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    127
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    It was a normal evening in the N109 Zone. Until Sylus called. His business partner, Valko, had been kidnapped, meaning you, Luke, Kieran, and the other Onychinus guys would have to find him and bring him back. And you will have to act quickly.

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    2/?
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    40
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    Osana and Taro's last year in Akademi was unforgettable, and not in a good way.

    It all went downhill For them when a scandal in the internet spreaded like wildfire. Until now, they don't know who posted that footage or how did the user get that footage.

    The video swiftly spreaded in school after a few days it blew up in the internet. Taro and Osana's reputation significantly shifted.

    Ayano watches them crumble and go through the hurdles in school. Usually, she should care since Taro is her senpai but her feelings changed gradually because of a certain someone...

    And that certain someone is also the same person who was stirring the chaos in Taro and Osana's school life. Him and an anonymous individual hidden in the shadows of the school.

    He enjoyed it all, especially when he already has Ayano Aishi in the palm of his hands. He had no intentions of letting her go. Not now, Not ever.

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    74,992
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    14/?
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    92
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    12
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    2,503
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    Okay, so... sometimes, even the best super spy in the history of super spies can in fact, have someone get the drop on them. That's just the nature of the game. That said, can you really be that distressed when the only guy good enough to get the drop on you is in fact, you?

    Or, Twilight, finally, having been drug kicking and screaming into actually living in the world, instead of just saving it, joins forces with Loid and Alex to start actually becoming, instead of just pretending to be, the man, father, and husband he always wanted to be.

    Sequel to Eight Times Twilight Let It Slide, and Clearing the Deck.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    9
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    Welcome to what is now just the AU on Crack so there's no real plot development but side stories I guess
    And they say fuck a lot so bonus points!

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    91/?
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    20
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    In Zootopia, Judy Hopps struggles to balance her demanding life as a police officer with the simple desire to find a boyfriend. Between failed dates and exhausting shifts, her greatest source of comfort remains her partner and best friend, Nick Wilde.

    But as they continue to share more than just patrols and coffee, their bond begins to shift in ways neither of them fully expects.

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    39/?
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    I made this for fun, don’t read if you don’t like the ships

    Beta Reader: Nyx_TheAxolotl

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    2/?
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    1
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    SEVENTEEN 14TH MEMBER

     

    "What the hell is that?" Vernon stares at the green iPod, which is covered in stickers.

    "That's Shrek's Ashes!" Luca says confidently, as if it were normal to have an old iPod Nano in 2016.

    "You do know Spotify exists, right?" he asks her teasingly, not knowing if this whole thing is a joke or just Luca being Luca. Maybe both.

    "Yeah, I do, but I'm not a boring person like you, Shrek's Ashes will always be better."

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    10/?
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    June Evans knew Johnny McTavish was trouble from the day she saw them. Johnny McTavish knew she was special since she made that stupid joke about his kilt. Everyone sees the way they undress each other with their eyes everytime their paths cross in that small town. But June is too afraid to give into Johnny's charm. Will she finally be brave enough to say she wants her forever with a man who looks like an epitome of the word "chaotic"?

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    1/?
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    Во время уикенда Всех Звезд 2017 года Илья решает, что больше не намерен терпеть издевательств судьбы - пришла пора взять все в свои руки. До конца сезона в МХЛ должен появиться хоть один открытый гей-игрок.
    К чему это приведет? Всего-лишь к организации и командованию самой настоящей армией квир-хоккеистов.

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    73
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    1,485
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    On a terraformed Jupiter, the planet's top streaming company Soul Train holds a contest, where the winner of this contest gets a ticket back to [EARTH]. This attracts the attention of the planet’s only native, Jåsva Jovian. A man raised by ravens, he joins the contest due to his caretakers’ stories about how great [EARTH] is. Little does he know, there’s more to his history— both his own and the planet’s.

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    English
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    45,007
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    10
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    2
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    How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Shock collars are shown to be extremely effective for behavioral correction!

    The problem then becomes what to do when he starts whining and begging for it even while he's getting shocked? And how are you supposed to resist those big pleading eyes?

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    Tim makes a shock collar for Kon to reprimand him for making dirty jokes during missions. It doesn't work as intended.

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    1/1
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    16
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    Gabi:
    THATS OUR BUILDING???

    Kimi:
    WHAT

    Arvid:
    no??? thats the gadb

    Ollie:
    whats that

    Arvid:
    general affairs department building

    Gabi:
    ohhhh

    Franco:
    what are we doing there then

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    English
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    4,011
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    34
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    5
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    twelve new humans enter "The Amazing Digital Circus" after the events of episode 7, as the cast barely gets time to cope after the false escape adventure with abel, they get interrupted with a new character, and then ELEVEN MORE!! which completely changes the events of episode 8.. caine goes back to normal and never snaps, or does he? the new humans have to cope, interact and survive in this digital world, hopefully nobody abstracts right?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/15
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    1
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    459
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    lightbulb and knife has a slopply slop make out /j

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    Honeygrin’s new contract as court jester and teacher takes her to the island of Stynewallen, where a particularly incorrigible princess is reportedly waiting for her.

    What she had expected was a manageable task and a new, very risqué adventure in which she could put her special disciplinary methods into practice.

    What she hadn’t expected was an experience that would make her question her own life.

     

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    English
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    17,599
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
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    21
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    2
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    Andy is a Varan. A half human, half reptile hybrid, one of many others. Them and the other types of animal human hybrids were made orginally for the sole purpose of helping to continue humanity's reign after humans lost their fertilaty over time due to the influx in pollution. by mixing animals DNA with human's their able to create fertile hybrids with harvestable blood to make more people, even though after all this time 'pure humans' still have a little but of foreign DNA in them. When a virus that targets Varans is discovered, one that makes them more animalistic overtime, he is forced to uncover harsh truths and the reality that is his life when that virus begins to put crack's into Andy's carefully maintained life.

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    5/41
    Comments:
    1
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    Terra is full of mysteries. Mysterious people, mysterious cases, even a mysterious existence. because of this there are a large amount of people looking for the answers to these questions.

    ABIS is one of those groups, and Isagi is one of those people. Looking for the answers to murders, the questions of the world even the strangeness of others pasts. All in order to find out just who exactly he is. The strange Ai's living in their eyeballs hopefully help, though they can be quite strange. Just another question to find the answer to.

    Language:
    English
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    143,236
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    105
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    17
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    5,651

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