17 Works in Touch-Starved Wade Wilson

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    A Weapon X branch that had escaped Deadpool's rampage comes back with a vengeance, intent on finishing what they had started all those years ago.
    Wade expect all the fucked up things they do to him and try to pass off as 'medical research', but what he doesn't expect is to be joined in his personal nightmare by a sweet doe-eyed cellmate named Peter.
    Now if only Peter could talk, this would be a lot easier for the both of them…

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    Peter Parker was never bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager. Instead, he lost a few important people, grew up, and got a doctorate in molecular biology.
    At twenty-eight, he took a job at Engels Biomedical, an institute specializing in experimental cancer treatment. Three months in, he learns the samples he's been working on don't come from a corpse.
    They belong to a deeply scarred terminal patient, known as Subject 061, who is still somehow alive, existing in a limbo of incomplete regeneration.
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    In which Peter Parker is already somewhat fucked up when he meets the mildly deranged Wade Wilson dying from cancer, and things proceed to get worse from there. This is an alternate take on the Weapon X thing.
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    "Hey, am I reading this shit wrong, or is today a special occasion? 'Cause you didn't bring food? You broke the routine–"
    "Well, I thought it might be romantic if we just starved together for once, Pool, obviously."
    Once the words were out and left hanging in the air, they took on the shape of a twisted setup to... a slightly unconventional romcom? Well, except no one would probably laugh at this one.

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    For reasons Wade doesn't quite understand, Spider-Man has taken a liking to him, which is wonderful because he's been smitten with Spidey since he first saw him... except Wade is Wade and Spidey must be a little bit delusional to want to be around him.

    That's alright though, Wade hasn't been sane for a long time either and he's not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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    “Hello, Wolvies!” Wade called, dumping a paper bag of groceries on the table and tossing Logan a new plastic jar of mayonnaise.

    Logan grunted his thanks, and Laura rolled her eyes and went back to her video.

    “What in the chuckle-nuggets did I walk in on, huh? Who did what to make who feel how?”

    “... What?” Laura asked, brows drawn together.

    “Don’t ask.”

    Wade pouted at Logan. “Hey.” He looked between the Wolverines, then asked, “C’mon, who’s mad? Who’s sad?”

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    Sometimes a guy hits rock bottom so hard, he bounces and comes out a hero again.

    What happened after Wade and Logan saved the Multiverse? The second coming.

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    [i'm on this trend]

    "I knew you’d be rough. And hard.” The masked head tilted, obviously looking him up and down, “Bet you’re fucking hard all over under that.”

    Logan moved forward so that he was leaning over Wade; he leaned in close to growl near the man’s ear, “You’re about to find out.”

    Deadpool. Wolverine. The Honda Odyssey. You know where this is going.

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    And I want you, do you want me, do you want me, too?

    (Okay, real synopsis: you go and give Wade the attention he craves so badly, because he's a good boy and he deserves it)

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    A classic game, with a twist.

    Wade has never had a better plan.

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    Or, five times Logan made Wade shut up plus one time he didn’t want to.

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    It’s been two years since he'd messed with the multiverse. Two years since his last remaining family had slipped through his grasp. Two years since everyone he'd ever loved had forgotten about him entirely.

    He'd tried to move on. Stay the friendly-neighborhood Spiderman. He'd moved away from queens, gotten a nice job at a small library, and started taking part time college classes. But no matter how many books he sold, tests he studied for, or baddies he got off the street, he was still alone.

    Then Peter meets Hell’s Kitchen’s most infamous defender, and the merc with a mouth and for some reason the three of them struggle to stay away from each other.

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    [Wade lies, like the lying liar that he is and always will be. He lies to Peter and lies to himself, and lies to the world and the winds and the stars that hear him. He lies in the way he doesn't tell the truth.

    he lies and lies and lies like the damned liar he has built his career-personality-lifestyle off of being.]

    or alternatively titled: living, lying, and other such l-words.

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    Marc’s therapist did want him to make friends, sure her idea of making friends isn’t becoming drinking buddies with Wade Wilson. That’s a very minor detail when a few too many drinks get involved.

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    “I’m going to need pictures of Spider-Man’s ass.”

    Deadpool gets interested in Spider-Man’s photographer, and Peter discovers he might have something of an exhibitionist kink.

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    Peter never thought that this strange customer with his difficult request could change the, probably, rest of his life.

    He just didn't knew if it was for better or for worse.

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    peter didnt mean to.

    it was just a stupid dare, a bet. and now it's all gone topsy turvy.

    (now he has a job offer at shield, and he's not really sure what to do with it)

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    Listen, I wrote really far ahead on IBT and the dates for uploads are set, but I'm bored out of my mind right now. So, I'm just....writing...havin' fun with it. Anyway, my general go-to is Wade moving in w/ Peter, but let's try something different on for size, yeah? Growing as a writer is all about pushing your own boundaries, imo. You've heard of treat yourself, now introducing: test yourself. Ok not introducing bc it's not new. Anyway:

    Peter Parker is evicted from his apartment and gets a generous offer from none other than Wade Wilson.

    Will be updated as I write it with no clear schedule.

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    I've abandoned this fic, I'm not sure if I'll come back and finish this as I hadn't really planned out much of the plot.
    Thank you to everyone who did read and comment on this.

     

    Spideypool university AU.
    Wade goes back to university as an adult student after leaving the army. Peter is a student at the same university, in his fourth year.

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