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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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  2. 84

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    When his brain finally catches up, Jayce feels a familiar ache between his legs.

    Now that’s not right.

    He was just joking around with Viktor.

    Surely that wouldn’t…

    Jayce looks down and sees the hard line of his cock in his athletic shorts.

    Holy shit, he’s hard! Not even at half chub, Jayce is fully hard, ready to go from some praise and light teasing. From Viktor. His good friend. His lab partner. A man. That Viktor!

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    Jayce keeps getting boners from his housemate and totally platonic partner Viktor and he has an entire crisis about it.

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    Minho and Jisung have always had this little… “game” of sorts.

    It started back in middle school around a year after they met and is still going strong even now, almost a decade later. No crushes, no dating, just two best friends who will always choose each other first.

    The only difference is that now Minho knows he's in love with Jisung, and Jisung is too busy trying to find someone to crawl into bed with to realize it.

    Minho has never been good at sharing what's his. The patience he's held onto all these years is finally wearing thin as he's forced to sit back and watch Jisung shoot his shot with strangers.

    But Minho knows him better than anyone else ever will.

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  4. 1

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  5. 43

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    “We should share the blankets,” James says. “We’ll be warmer that way.”

    Regulus draws the fabric tighter around his shoulders. “There is no need. I am fine.”

    Oh, and James knows that tone all too well. Sirius shares this mulish stubbornness. He knows he could argue himself bluer than Regulus’s lips and not win this argument, so he does not bother to try.

    James crosses the small space to where the prince is curled against the cave wall and drops down beside him.

    “What do you think you are doing?” Regulus demands in a squeak that’s not very princely.

    “Saving your life.”

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    Pirate James and Prince Regulus go on a road trip!

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  6. 92

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    "I don't just want someone who likes my face, they need to like all of me."

    "To fuck you? No, they do not. And neither do you." And that's when the idea hit him.

    He needed guidance, he needed an expert and he was living with "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" , which some of the team called him, affectionately. Not enlisting him in this endeavor would be living with a NASA scientist while trying to build a backyard rocket. Rozanov was a NASA scientist of sex and Shane was planning to have sex for the first time, it felt like the universe was handing him a win after such a terrible night.

    "You know a lot about this stuff."

    "Hollander, are you calling me a whore?" He laughed.

     

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    Or: Shane is finally ready to lose his virginity but realizes he needs some help navigating the complexities of neurotypical dating. Ilya just happens to be hanging around, all the time, no reason at all, and is enlisted to help.

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    Jax has been stalking Pomni for six months. He's obsessed with her, knows everything about her, prides himself on infiltrating her every bit of privacy. However, there's one "hobby" she's been hiding. When Jax finds out what it is, it's already too late.

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    That awkward moment when you confess your love to your crush and he's so grossed out by it that you have to commit to the bit for 7 years just to alleviate the embarrassment.
    Or, a two-step plan to success by Dazai Osamu. (Humiliation followed by stupidity will always eventually lead you to where you need to be.)

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  9. 33

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    Once the three drunk men stumbled their way back to Marleau’s place, and once the lovebirds had been filed away to the guest bedroom, Cliff started palming himself.
    He knew it was inappropriate, but he couldn't help it.

    OR: Cliff Marleau goes to the club with The Husbands and has a good time (and an even better time afterwards).
    Both in Shane and Cliff's POV :)

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  10. 30

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    jeongguk has one (1) job: sit still, open his mouth, survive a routine cleaning. he does not survive. he gets a hot dentist instead, a substitute with a face that should be illegal and a bedside manner that's somehow both clinical and criminal. forty minutes later jeongguk has a cavity-free smile, a number scrawled on a business card, and a lollipop he absolutely did not earn through good oral hygiene alone.

    or: “what that mouth do” - the fic

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    After his stay at NEO, Kim Mingyu continues to lead a life full of excitement and romance with his 12 soulmates.

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  13. 25

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    Enid's torture knows no bounds.

    aka Enid gets answers via her best asset.

    (her mouth. its like... a double entendre.)

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  14. 42

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    Sasuke only wanted a nice quiet night at the theater, but a certain blond athlete showed up and put on an entirely different kind of show. Was it just a freak incident, or could there be something more to it?

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    “Since you’re the only straight person here… if you had to fuck a guy, who would it be and why?” Hyunjin asked excitedly, his smile so big and bright Minho wasn’t sure if his eyes were even open.

    Minho just barely stifled another laugh. How were they all so blind? Whatever, it wasn’t Minho’s business. Jisung was probably about to say something generic like Ryan Reynolds or something stupid and vague like Spiderman to get out of the question.

    What Minho wasn’t expecting, was his actual answer.

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    “Harry Potter.”

    The cold burrowed into his flesh; the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses.

    “The Boy Who Lived.”

    A strange sense of unimaginable loss and disappointment rose inside of Harry. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped down this bloodied path.

    Terrible, but great. He pitied this creature.

    “Come to die.”

    Harry Potter faced the flash of green light with the bravery of a Gryffindor and the broken heart of a Hufflepuff.


    When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.

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    "Wait, why don’t we just practice together?"

    Will's jaw slacks open. There's a bit of a pause—a small fleeting moment as he studies Mike, stunned.

    "It could be like, a nightly thing."

    "You want to... kiss each other goodnight?"

    Oh.

    "Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kinda-"

    “Gay?” Will scoffs.

    A summer in Montauk has both Mike and Will edging the line between friendship and something else. What’s more? Mike is seeing a girl that is totally and utterly fake.

    OR: Summer of 1990 is spent at the beach, reading a gay textbook, and kinda-sorta kissing Will Byers.

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  18. 35

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    Sleeping in is a foreign concept to John Logan and the collection of weirdly energetic lunatics he insists on calling friends. Unfortunately for Dean Di-Laurentis, he learns this the hard way when they show up at his doorstep at an ungodly hour, demanding he join them on an impromptu camping trip.

    Half-asleep, thoroughly annoyed, and seconds away from slamming the door in their faces, Dean is prepared to tell them exactly where they can shove their tents before he learns who it is that's responsible for the rude wake-up call: Allie Hayes. Briar U's resident 'it girl'. Hockey's favourite distraction. The single hottest woman Dean has ever had the misfortune of meeting.

    Surrounded by nosy friends, endless chaos, and far more forced proximity than either of them bargained for, Dean Di-Laurentis is about to discover that the great outdoors can be dangerous for more reasons than bears; especially when feelings start getting involved.

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  19. 21

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    Atsumu and Sakusa had a weird relationship. Despite being a body piercer, Sakusa hated germs and the general public and being touched. He never had any solid, long lasting relationships thanks to that fact. And yet, a certain blond haired volleyball star was somehow an exception to that rule one minute and his worst enemy the next.

    They weren't dating and sometimes even the title of friends seemed generous.. but there had been more than one occasion where they had woken up naked in the same bed with pounding headaches, no memories of the night before and a silent agreement to simply not talk about it.

    If Atsumu was on fire though, Sakusa would drink the last cup of water just to spite him.. but he was always the first person to pull him out of an uncomfortable encounter. Always the first to say yes to his weird favors. Always the first to pick up if he called him crying at 1 in the morning, even if it was about something stupid. And Atsumu would always do the same for him.

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    Aka, an exploration of Sakusa and Atsumu's weird relationship dynamics

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  20. 45

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    Freshman year. Mike, Will, and Lucas are ready for a clean slate. No more high school nerd status.

    But back in their triple dorm room after their very first campus party, Mike can’t sleep. He never noticed the tiny noises Will makes in his sleep. So, he steps closer. Just looking.

    He does it once. Then twice. Then every single night.

    Until Lucas catches him, and Mike panics.

    It doesn’t help that the thriller Mike is writing feels less like fiction every night.

    But is it still "just looking" if you jerk off watching your best friend sleep?

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    (Yes, smut starts right in Chapter 1. No, Mike is not okay—he’s slightly obsessive, and borderline unhinged.)

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