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    Will starts moving his fist faster. He is so close, he can feel it coming. His thighs start shaking and he lets himself get carried away.

    His door opens.

    Will looks up, startled by the sound, to see Mike gaping at him. His hand stills.

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    Mike walks in on Will jerking off, and is weirdly turned on by it

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    3 months have passed since Simon’s sub, the SM-13, showed up in Erid’s orbit. Rocky and Grace were able to extract Simon and help him through his rehabilitation. Rocky designed and fabricated a xenonite artificial arm for Simon. Grace and Simon have formed a friendship, disclosing their shared trauma. Grace suspects that he has developed a large crush on Simon but has no idea if Simon would be open to that type of relationship. Simon and Adrian have been working with Rocky to develop a greenhouse vivarium to raise seeds brought in by the Hail Mary.

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    It’s strange how memory works. Some things are remembered as if they just happened yesterday, while others are quickly forgotten. After writing I Fell in Love with Two Brothers I started thinking about what experiences shaped me growing up. I started writing down the names of friends I was sexually active with as a boy. (Changing some of the names to protect real identities) Each name had a memory attached to it. A memory that shaped who I was in I Fell in Love with Two Brothers, so I took those memories and built a story out of them. I figured that people who enjoyed that first story might enjoy this one too. This is a big story, with over 550,000 words spread across 56 chapters, and 20 different friends I shared a bed with. This story is complete, and I will publish two chapters a week until it is fully published. I will put a note at the end of the chapter if that was the last appearance of the secondary characters. If you have any questions about them, you can ask in a comment. Please enjoy The Foundations of Desire, leave comments, and give kudos.

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    ‼️ HEED THE TAGS ‼️

    Stubborn finds out that he's been getting conned out of not just the gems he mines, but jerky as well. Which is simply intolerable, beyond the fact that he's being sold goods he already bought off a certain salesbird. In the midst of preparing to deliver some scammer payback, he comes to find that they might be able to come to a mutual agreement instead.

    OR: Opportunist pops a boner at the threat of being made Stubborn's toilet, and Stubborn decides he can accept a different method of payment.

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    Bunch of gtop ideas that either; I don’t want to make a full fic about, or a request from someone, idk.

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    “Ask me everything! I know everything.” Guess Verity stuck to his word.

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    Sleeping in is a foreign concept to John Logan and the collection of weirdly energetic lunatics he insists on calling friends. Unfortunately for Dean Di-Laurentis, he learns this the hard way when they show up at his doorstep at an ungodly hour, demanding he join them on an impromptu camping trip.

    Half-asleep, thoroughly annoyed, and seconds away from slamming the door in their faces, Dean is prepared to tell them exactly where they can shove their tents before he learns who it is that's responsible for the rude wake-up call: Allie Hayes. Briar U's resident 'it girl'. Hockey's favourite distraction. The single hottest woman Dean has ever had the misfortune of meeting.

    Surrounded by nosy friends, endless chaos, and far more forced proximity than either of them bargained for, Dean Di-Laurentis is about to discover that the great outdoors can be dangerous for more reasons than bears; especially when feelings start getting involved.

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    Deadpool wants to borrow some laundry detergent; Spider-Man is having impure thoughts.

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    Pocket needs the ritual to succeed. It's the only way they can stop their father, of course. Things get difficult when they have to work with an unpredictable, sadistic vampire, who can't resist poking at their feeble moral justifications.

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    Katsuki is asked a question he “claims” he forgot the answer to but deep down he knows he never has let the thought slip.

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    Variety streamer Saintess Starlight is a 24 year old content creator who spends her days writing novels and her nights streaming cozy games, horror titles, and community events to her devoted audience. Across the platform, Dynamight, the internet’s most infamous competitive streamer, a player known for his explosive temper, elite skills, and massive fanbase and dominates the competitive scene with his unmatched skill in ranked shooters.

    Their worlds collide when a series of clips, late night raids, and suspiciously flirty interactions sends the internet into a frenzy. Suddenly, #StarlightAndDynamight is trending everywhere, and millions of viewers become obsessed with the idea that the sweet, pastel themed streamer and the notorious hotheaded gamer might be more than just acquaintances.

    Caught between fandoms, headlines, and their own complicated feelings, the two streamers must decide whether the connection the internet sees is just another viral moment or the start of something real.

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    Liam Gallagher feels as though he is haunted. Haunted by the flesh and body he presides in, and is unsure how to "fix" it. Through the help, but also the trials and tribulations, of Damon, and his brother, Noel, Liam rediscovers himself. He relearns his true passions and eventually comes to term with what, or who, he really is.

    (i.e. a story where Liam discovers he is nonbinary through the help of his passion for music, a twat named Damon, and John Lennon)

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    The Austrian holds out his hand to me. I raise a brow in question. “Tripod?” He asks with a heavy sigh as if he’s already disappointed in me. I rummage through the bag again, searching for the damned three-legged support. Where is it?
    To my absolute horror, the terrifying giant of a man turns around and sees me fumbling with the empty bag. His eyes turn murderous as his gaze zeroes in on me. It goes a whole fifteen seconds before he says anything. Fifteen seconds of pure dread on my part, fury on his. König’s voice comes out quiet and devoid of emotion. “You forgot the tripod.” It isn't a question.
    König tilts his head at me, fury radiating off of him. This is where I go. My Colonel is going to kill me. Going to kill me and then probably use my dead body as a fucking tripod–
    That gives me an idea.
    “What if- what if I was the tripod?” I suggest quickly.
    “And what… position would you be in, pray tell?” König asks, taking a step towards me.

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    You forgot to bring the tripod on patrol with König, but suddenly you get an idea on how to solve it...

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    Reader-interactive multiple ending Beatles fanfic lead by a fluid yet established original female character.

    You are Donna Clarke, Ringo Starr's long term childhood best friend, until one day he tells you he's in a new band and invites you to rehearsal. You gracefully accept, anticipating what is about to come.

    Who knows, you might bring one of them to bed by the end.

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    The Eridians found another living human on a meteor, so of course they'll bring him to their human terrarium.

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    “Bea!” A man—quite possibly the most ordinary man in the world—called her and my entire face furrowed; she was too beautiful to belong to him.


    After escaping and grieving Lenore, with a second shot at life, Hector sets out for Dracula’s Castle, to continue his work as a scholar and find himself as a man. When the woman who made him smile again is attacked by his own monsters, he risks it all.
    Adrian grieves again in solitude, overcome by sadness in the aftermath of human betrayal, but not even the rotting corpses of the two on a storm deter a desperate man begging for asylum while carrying a victim of the creatures of the night. If he refuses to bet on humans again, he will become the new Dracula.
    Beatriz escaped her plush home and married beneath her station, ending up in Wallachia while the world is going to shit, but she’s so in love and finally free amidst the chaos. When her new life crumbles in a night, she has no choice but to trust two monsters who might have unknowingly taken everything from her. She has nobody else in the world, and she will brave Hell before she goes back to a gilded cage.
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    REPOST!

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    Phainon, Lord of the Underworld, had been watching from the shadows between worlds for weeks. He was tired of the eternal gloom of his kingdom. The black rivers that whispered secrets, the crystal caverns that rang like broken bells, the asphodel fields stretching gray and endless under a starless vault.

    He wanted life. Specifically, he wanted Aglaea, the most radiant princess of Castrum Kremnos, whose beauty was said to make flowers turn their heads and nightingales forget their songs.

    So he planned the classic move: to emerge from the chasm in a chariot. One sweep, and back to the Underworld before anyone could scream more than twice.

    What he hadn’t counted on was that royal children look annoyingly similar when they’re both wearing ceremonial laurel crowns and lounging among the same flowerbeds.

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    Phainon kidnapped Mydei by mistake.

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    taki and maki have always been close and a little casual scenting won't change that.

    right?

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    Georgie's hands fumbled at his sides, twisting together as Father Peter reached toward the top buttons of his church shirt. George's yellow blond hair caught the light of the window, the back glow like a soft halo against
    the rest of the room. The boy watched, half-mesmerised and half-anxious, as the priest's fingers worked down each button. A chill air curling beneath the door, hitting the edges of his skin as more of his bare chest became
    exposed.

    "Almost done," Father Peter said, reaching the last button. Georgie's fingers clenched briefly, then relaxed. The shirt opened slowly, each side lifting off over the boy's shoulder blades, revealing the boy's pale skin beneath.

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