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Good Luck, Babe! by p0litemenace
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Jun 2026
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Hux had not signed up for economy class, a shared room and Kylo Ren's feelings. Unfortunately, the company had other plans.
Or: There is only one bed. Hux is handling it terribly.
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Inconveniences by p0litemenace
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Oct 2021
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Ren had called her over for what she knew would be yet another useless meeting. Though little did Hux know that there were still quite a few things the Supreme Leader was useful for, even if diplomacy wasn't one of them.
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and in the end, we were all just human by p0litemenace
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
16 Apr 2019
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A (pretty sad) Kylux ending for Episode IX.
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Ren's Eleven by fallingdeeperintothispit, Itsstef
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Mar 2025
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Notorious confidence schemer and thief Kylo Ren, after spending five years in prison, is granted parole under two conditions: don't leave the state, and don't contact anyone from your old life. So of course he immediately heads to Las Vegas to conduct the greatest heist he's ever pulled: stealing $650 million from three casinos. However, his business partner and best friend, Phasma, wonders one thing: is he in it for the money, or to win back his ex-husband Hux - whose new flame just so happens to be the owner of said casinos? Or: an Ocean's 11 Kylux AU.
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29 Mar 2025
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Stede comes back.
Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.
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29 Jul 2024
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Stede Bonnet is finally free of her dead-end marriage and is ready to start living the life she wants rather than the one that was picked out for her. That life is her seaside cottage with plenty of books and some peace and quiet, at least until her friend Lu barges in and tells her she's living like a grandma and needs to get herself out there. She's divorced, not dead.
But when Stede tries dating apps to find someone who can show her the passion she never got from her husband, no one excites her. There isn't a single man who appeals to her at all, and it makes Stede think about a part of herself she has long since suppressed, and wonders if a man is what she wants at all.
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- Part 1 of Saltwater Skin Girls
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27 Jun 2024
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First Order has won, and the Resistance is no more.
All uprisings are being violently quelled, but as the sparks of revolution flare up and disturbing reports of odd activity in the Unknown Regions keep pouring, Emperor Kylo Ren becomes more restless as he feels control slowly slip away from his grasp. Upon anticipating his downfall, he strives to prevent the inevitable.
Meanwhile, Chancellor Armitage Hux, stripped away from the familiar environment of the First Order navy, is drowning - in envy, hatred and desperation. Arrogance and years of jockeying for power under Snoke's reign have cost him any reasonable future and rendered his career unsalvageable. Now, still feared but no longer respected and haunted by a prophecy he was not supposed to receive, he is stuck on Coruscant under Kylo Ren's watchful eye, scheming and contemplating a last-ditch effort to either win or go out on his terms.
And just like that, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the cycle of violence dragged on, for the promise of revenge is always sweet.
Chapters 1-3: 34 ABY, days after battle of Crait.
Chapters 4 - onwards: 38 ABY.Bookmarked by p0litemenace
23 May 2024
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Ed and Stede's relationship grows stronger every day since the devastating month they spent apart in the spring. Now, they're heading into a wide-open summer full of love, family, and each other, eager to enjoy lazy days devoid of the school year's stress.
But not all wounds close quite so quickly. The most painful hurts take the longest to heal, and it isn't long before they realize that it will take more than sweet, loving words to mend the oldest, deepest cracks in their hearts.
And then there's the ring tucked away in Stede's dresser drawer. All he needs to do is find the words to ask Ed to stick around in a forever, promises-and-vows sort of way—and that shouldn't be so difficult, right?
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12 Feb 2023