Saltylocks
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Aww heck I got blood all over my Mary by Saltylocks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
31 Jul 2026
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It was such an unsettling dream.
Ryland was in some sort of oblong space, something creaking and with equipment he was unfamiliar with. It was dark, and it smelled like blood and rust and he was sweating. Why was it so hot…?
Ripping his shirt off, something dripped on him, something chunky and horrible that made him shiver in the cramped space.
What was he even wearing? Wool? Scratchy, patchy fabric, and what, a leather harness?
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It's only a paper moon by Saltylocks
Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
29 Apr 2023
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There are no koopalings in the Mario Move.
This must be rectified.
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Natasha is an Alpha and Bruce is an omega. What will happen?
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Post-revolution, Hank and Connor are partners as well as Gavin and the RK900 (Nine).
"I think working with an officer with... personal issues is an added challenge. But adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features." - Connor (when choosing the SINCERE dialogue option in The Nest.)
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Blue velvet by Saltylocks
Fandoms: The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Sparks Nevada Marshal on Mars
09 Jun 2019
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Post-end Sparks/Croach, realising that they love each other.
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Salty ships Marvel by Saltylocks
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, MCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Martian (2015)
30 Nov 2016
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Just a bunch of fanfics in the MCU Universe. Sometimes I add things that isn't in the films. Clint always has a hearing disability, even if it's different every time. Sometimes Bucky is trans.
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- 37,123
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- 5
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- 7
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Salty + DC by Saltylocks
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
14 Jan 2016
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DCU-fics, mostly a mix from the series and the movies. I love the old Superman moves a lot so Clark's character is Christopher Reeves. Batman all the actors who played Bruce mixed together.
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- 38,616
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- 3
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- 15
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Just a series with my fics on Sherlock. Updates when I get a new idea.
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- 26,541
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- 2
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- 25
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This is about Carlos as he is taken in by Night Vale and its growing weirdness. He takes it all in stride, because he has Cecil. And their kids. And friends. And not-angels.
Togheter they fight Lauren, Kevin and all the other Strex and government evils.
If you have the stamina, please read the tags.
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- 76,258
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- 26
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where you fit by ajaxminded
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
25 Jul 2026
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Sequel to "will you be the creamer to my coffee" and "Leite de macho"
Grace is adjusting to life as an alien. He doesn't quite understand how Simon, the only other human on the planet, fits into what he has. Well. He knows one place he wants him to fit.
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- Part 3 of I could just eat you up
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
10 Aug 2026
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This had been a long time coming.
It had been months since Grace pulled Simon from his artificial waters, bloody and half-insane. Months since he's nursed him back to health, met his feral bullshit with kindness, and informed him that whatever fucked up wormhole he'd popped out of led him to a universe full of stars and planets and an Earth light-years away.
Their caution of one another (though mostly on Simon's side) gradually morphed into respect. Not long after, it became attraction.
Today, their pining hit its breaking point.
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- Part 1 of Inappropriate Exclamations
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
10 Aug 2026
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John isn’t exactly surprised to discover that Sherlock isn't human. His vampirism doesn't pose a problem, even when their relationship gradually grows into something more. That is, until a deadly revelation about John’s blood sends their lives spinning dangerously out of control.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,986
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 1,005
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- 4,839
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- 1,278
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- 118,702
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
09 Aug 2026
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The Inverse by SpiderKatana
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jan 2020
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Deadpool doesn't have to try very hard to hide his second gender anymore because ever since Weapon X, no one in their right mind would ever believe that Wade Wilson was an omega. It doesn't matter anyway, because Wade knows no Alpha would keep a male omega. No alpha WANTS one, much less one that's as scarred and unstable as he is.
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Apparently, Spiderman was born to break every rule Wade has ever known.Series
- Part 1 of Three Verses
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 202,749
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2,718
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- 7,157
- Bookmarks:
- 1,341
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- 153,950
Bookmarked by Saltylocks
08 Aug 2026
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The patron saints of one way trips are hilariously terrible at kissing (among other things) by Idk_im_just_here_now
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
06 May 2026
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Simon has rarely experienced human contact that wasn't aggressive in some manner. Grace hasn't experienced human contact in a very long time, and the last time he did, it was also aggressive.
So what do they do when they give each other something gentle?
(AKA: mom says it's my turn to use the gay sex laser on my blorbos and i've been waiting for five years to get my hands on this gun
OR: I had a very specific idea of how Grace and Simon might be intimate, if they were to be, so I wrote it out and accidentally dropped this bomb)
Might randomly add new chapters whenever i feel like it idk
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Bookmarked by Saltylocks
06 Aug 2026