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What if Yelena was at the accords meeting? by Ffs_protect_the_queers
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jul 2026
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What it says on the tin
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Yelena had picked up the book and was flipping through it, her eyebrows rising higher and higher.
After a few minutes, she slammed it shut. "Well, this is bullshit."
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friendly neighborhood spider-sniper by Ffs_protect_the_queers
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
19 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker was ten the first time he shot a gun (in a firing range with his Uncle Ben). He had quickly taken to it, and by the time he was bitten by that damn radioactive spider, he was good.
Most people didn't know this about him, which led to a lot of... interesting (hilarious) interactions.
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I gave Peter a gun.
Pure crack, I regret nothing.
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What the fuck is up with Peter by Ffs_protect_the_queers
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Jun 2026
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Five times someone from Midtown realized that Peter Parker was… different, and one time they realized why.
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I took a bunch of my favorite tropes and mixed them into a six-tier cake with a few extra helpings of character arcs and trauma.
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- Part 3 of Multilingual Peter Parker
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Pots, Pans, Coffee Mugs, and Christmas by Ffs_protect_the_queers
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Jun 2026
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Peter held up the mug, a barely controlled expression of glee on his face.
Heck yeah. Goodwill was the best.
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I found a mug at goodwill, and...
Well, this happened.
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Steve Harrington couldn't stop thinking about Eddie Munson.
It was everything about him— his clothes, his hair, his personality, his rings, the black hanky sticking out of his left pocket—
Wait.
Oh. Oh.
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Steve Harrington is obsessed with Eddie Munson, Robin has a Plot, and Steve isn't quite as oblivious as he seems.
Recent series
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Multilingual Peter Parker by Ffs_protect_the_queers
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Jun 2026
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Peter on Ice! by Dorthea
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
30 Aug 2023
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The world comes to a halting stop when Peter exits his jump, half a rotation short, angle wrong, and crashes to the cold, freezing ice.
He’s shaking, but not because it’s cold. The frigid temperatures are biting his nose and piercing through his bones. He doesn’t feel it, though. Doesn’t feel anything. No sharp pain down his knee or ankle. No sound of snapping bones or popped ligaments. He’s numb.
“I’m sorry… Ben. I’m sorry.”
I didn’t want to worry you, May had told him over the phone, It happened so fast. There was nothing we could do. He’s gone.
Gone.Ben Parker, Peter’s uncle, and only living blood relative was gone.
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After the death of Ben Parker, Peter gives up on his dream of being a competitive figure skater. That is, until Harry Osborn, his long time idol shows up at his front door to coach him. (Inspired by Yuri on Ice).
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- Part 2 of Peter on Ice!
Bookmarked by Ffs_protect_the_queers
24 Mar 2026
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some people think the avengers are just a bunch of gay, meme-loving fucks. they're right.
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- Part 6 of Totally Just a Mentor
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,550
- Chapters:
- 116/116
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Bookmarked by Ffs_protect_the_queers
23 Feb 2026
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Dancer by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Oct 2022
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6 Times Someone Found Out That Peter Parker Can Dance, And 1 Time They Were Shocked By It.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,882
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 25
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14 Feb 2026
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Field Trip God Has Abandoned Us by LoginHasAlreadyBeenTaken_Apollo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jan 2023
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“Well, I’ve kept you all in suspense long enough. Without further ado, our next field trip will be at no other than... Stark Industries!”
The classes scream echoes in Peter’s head as he stares blankly at Mr Harrington. That explains the Spidey sense alert.
...In other words, I attempted to put all of my favourite marvel things into one field trip fanfic and chaos ensued.
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- Part 1 of Field Trip God Has Abandoned Us
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,051
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 290
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- 3,596
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Bookmarked by Ffs_protect_the_queers
30 Jan 2026
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peter-man - oh, fuck - i mean spider-man. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
18 Mar 2021
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identity reveal one-shots. none will have permanent angst, but some will be angstier than others. in general they should be fluffy and cracky. identity reveals are my favorite :))
ft: irondad, peter parker being a Dumbass, the acadec team (bc i love them), and mj & peter & ned friendship.
disclaimer: i do not own marvel, nor the universe or their characters that i use here.
enjoy!!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,616
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 616
- Kudos:
- 8,825
- Bookmarks:
- 1,375
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Bookmarked by Ffs_protect_the_queers
29 Jan 2026