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  1. 14

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    the uni group chat has gained a new member! but just why do their eyes keep changing color?

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    maxcar university chat fic where oscar is an alien and learning university life

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    girl with fan
    We got like three bomb threats last year, we'll be fine

    twinkle toes
    last year was so crazy
    hopefully it'll be more peaceful this time

    melon lord
    aang you just cursed it
    everyone boo aang
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    A self-indulgent chatfic where Sokka and Zuko are useless, Azula's trying to take over the world, and their school is always about to fall apart.

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    Ilya: you work with water snakes

    Shane: They’re ray finned fish actually
    Shane: Not reptiles at all
    Shane: Even aquatic snakes have lungs so they must surface to breathe but eels have gills so no need

    Ilya: okay

    Shane: Sorry I know it’s boring

    Ilya: no is okay

     

    or, hockey player Ilya accidentally texts marine biologist Shane and can't seem to stop

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    [SYSTEM HAS MADE A GROUP CHAT]
    [SYSTEM HAS ADDED USER_1]
    [SYSTEM HAD ADDED USER_2]
    [SYSTEM HAS ADDED USER_3]
    [SYSTEM HAS ADDED USER_4]
    [SYSTEM HAS ADDED USER_5]
    [SYSTEM HAS ADDED USER_6]

     

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    an hsr transmigration chatfic.

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    Ilya Rozanov is not okay, and his walls are finally caving in.

    When a concerned teammate breaks the locker room code to text Shane about his captain's sudden collapse, Shane has to face the fact that he's two hours away in Montreal and helpless.

    In a panic, he asks his parents to check on Ilya's Ottawa apartment. But David and Yuna don't just find a messy room, they end up snooping through a drawer and discovering a hidden stack of handwritten letters.

    Reading the words Ilya could never say out loud, the Hollanders are forced to confront the horrific reality of his childhood and the crushing weight of the trauma he’s been carrying completely alone.

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    Ilya: I have a complaint to file with HR

    Shane: What?

    Ilya: This is the second month in a row I haven’t received a paycheck.
    Ilya: It’s unacceptable, Hollander.
    Ilya: I want to file a complaint.

    Shane: 😑
    Shane: Wasn’t aware I still needed to pay you when you’re now a co-owner on all my accounts.
    Shane: You know.
    Shane: Because we’re MARRIED.

    Ilya: I’m going to tell the whole world.
    Ilya: Imagine what they will say when I tell them Shane Hollander fucks over his employees both literally and figuratively.

    Shane: For fuck’s sake.
    Shane: You’re not my manny anymore.
    Shane: You’re my husband.

    Ilya: 🥹

    Shane: Are you about to get really emotional again because I called you my husband?

    Ilya: YES.

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    Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
    ______________
    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    Boston University.

    Shane Hollander: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in Human Physiology.

    Ilya Rozanov: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in finance.

    Shane and Ilya work well together on the ice, but there is no confusion that they aren't fans of each other. Shane is constantly fed up with Ilya showing up late and not taking things as seriously as him. Ilya likes to tease him, but he always puts his all in during games. It’s been like this since they started two and half year ago.

    Midway through the fall semester, Ilya takes a bad hit and is taken off the ice during the game. Shane comes up with an unorthodox solution to fulfill Ilya's physical needs while he recovers, and Shane's academic needs for extra credit.

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    AKA giving your teammate blow jobs so he doesn't re-injure his knee and can play hockey is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

    *SMAU previously uploaded to twitter, now uploaded here for ease of reading*

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    Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
    Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?

    Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
    Shane Hollander has a BABY????

    Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
    Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?

    Lily @BostonLily1991
    DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?

    Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
    Replying to @BostonLily1991
    what?

    One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.

    Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.

    “People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.

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      06/29/26 Ch1 - Shane + baby Arthur pic + gossip magazine = Ilya thinking he's missed his chance and driving all night to get to Shane
        And then because this conversation apparently isn’t strange enough already, Rozanov pulls forth a teddy bear, protectively hidden inside his coat.
        “And how exactly am I meant to explain to my wife that our baby’s first bear is wearing a Rozanov jersey?”
        Something complicated passes across Rozanov’s face, and then, without answering him, he turns around, reaches for the door handle and freezes for the third time.
        “Don’t have a baby,” Rozanov says, suddenly, urgently, “Not unless it’s with me. Have a baby with me. Then we give bear together. Problem solved.”

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    Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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    Colt Seavers is asked to be a Stunt Coordinator for TerryBytes first film while Tom Ryder is on an "indefinite hiatus" that films in San Francisco. He accepts because the pay is great and he gets to hang out with his twin brother during filming.

    Simon Fisher is a brand new stuntman with a past he's trying to outrun that just wants to do a good job. When he learns the legendary Colt Seavers is joining, he thinks this is his big break. Then he meets Colt's twin brother, and damnit he's just Simon's type.

    Ryland Grace is just a science teacher, his brother is the big deal, not that he's particularly fond of what Colt does for a living. Well, okay, maybe it's not all that bad, especially not when he gets to be on set for his favorite Youtubers new movie when class gets out. But ope, his stuntman is the most handsome guy he's ever met.

    Then Tom Ryder enters the scene again, and all hell breaks loose.

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    Shane of ALL the kids in the world mine had to go and pick a fight with that of one of the asshole attorneys from the 16th floor
    Hayden is she hot?
    Shane dude
    Hayden sorry force of habit
    Hayden is he hot

    or: two equally stubborn single dads headbutt over a playground fight

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    @shanehollander24_hockey✅
    It's true.

    ➤ @shaneybaby
    SIR WHAT IS TRUE????

    ➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
    I'm engaged.
    @shaneybaby
    TO WHOM??
    ➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
    t's for you all to figure out.

    OR

    @svetlana_v_✅

    ilya domestic ERA

    ➤ @ilyaaaaax81✅

    🤫

    @mlh_puckrabbit

    SIR CARE TO ELABORATE?

    @ilyaaaaax81✅

    no.

    @iloverozzyyy

    WHAT?

    @ilyaaaaax81✅

    no.

     

    exactly what the title says, followed by pure calculated chaos

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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