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You are a superhuman with netrunner abilities from a planet similar to earth. Your planet is one of the most advanced planets in the universe, and is hidden by a giant shield. You travel the universe doing odd missions as a merc while also trying to find your husbands killer. You soon meet Space Beth and become best friends. Shortly after you met the infamous Rick Sanchez and at that point everything changes.
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After losing his Morty and finding himself trapped on the Citadel, with a very expensive fine in his hand, Rick K-021, ‘Mentor’, is unsure of how to move forward in this unfamiliar environment, the last place he ever wanted to end up in. Over time, he slowly begins adapting to life there, perhaps even seeing it as a new chance for himself.
Maybe even returning to the old training room, this time teaching Mortys self-defense on the Citadel. Yet, as the room becomes more popular across the Citadel, darker and more terrible secrets are revealed about his quick learner, dedicated and stubborn student, Morty E-021’s past— who carries more scars and pain under his hoodie than Mentor would have first imagined.
And as their connection deepens into something they cannot fight nor resist, Mentor slowly discovers something terrifying hiding in the shadows of Mortytown….
The second act of my OCs story, the journey of Rick K-021 and Morty E-021
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- Part 2 of The self defense of Ricks and Mortys
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Charlie Miller is a freshman in Art Conservation; being the angsty person she is, she immediately does not like her upbeat roommate Summer Smith. What makes things even more complicated is when she finds herself attracted to her grandfather. Insufferable as he is, she can't seem to deny her attraction.
(I hate summaries. That's why this is bad, definitely not because I am bad at writing them. Also, my headcanon for him is Dr. House/Hugh Laurie, talk to the wall, idc he's the perfect one.)
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- Part 1 of Prodigal Daughter
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Reader is a washed-up physicist who couldn't hack it in research, and took up teaching as a second option.
Rick is willing to help all your aspirations become true, in exchange for giving Morty a passing grade in science.
The dynamic diverts from transactional when the reader realizes Rick has been training her with a clicker like a fucking dog. Even worse, she likes it.
AKA. Brat Tamer Rick trains you with a clicker to be more obedient.
Shameless promo: I post short NSFW RickFucker takes on twt @B00G3R_A1DS
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Being one of the multiverse's hottest commodities is not for the faint of heart. (Ver. 2.0)
Ricks across the multiverse use you for companionship. This is the price you pay for existing; a price that your Rick has graciously (or not?) spared you from. But the Citadel doesn't like rogues very much, and you worry that sparing you from your fate will prove to be more trouble than it's worth. Taken in by Rick for your 'own protection,' you become dependent on an insanely volatile man, and unknowingly, he becomes dependent on you. You'd do anything to stay in his good graces. He'd do anything to stay in yours.
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“Shit. Fuck. Shit.” Rick mumbled as he scurried to his feet and ducked under the living room window. It was no use, of course it wasn’t. It was mid morning, and there was no way he hadn’t been tracked down.
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aka the story of the Rick who discovered Morty brain waves.
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Reese was the balm to soothe the wounds Rick left behind. Little did Morty know they were the same person.
Canon divergence of S9E4: A Ricker Runs Through It.
(Or, Morty Smith needs a metaphorical/physical hug, Rick won’t give him one, Morty goes to Reese for one instead, and Rick gets involved through convoluted robot sci-fi rule shenanigans. #misuse of robotics #this wouldn’t have happened if you just hugged your grandson)
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A slow burn between Homesteader Rick and a former Galactic Federation agent (Y/N) who crash lands on Rick's farm with no memory, no name, in a Federation pod wrapped around her like a coffin. Rick should’ve killed her on sight. Instead, he tied her up, asked too many questions, and let her stay.
What will happen next?
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I literally almost got raped 2day so to cope with ts im gonna make Morty actually get raped so he's my twin🤧🤧
ALSO FYI this fic is abruptly cut off since I lwk had no ideas on what to do afterwards.
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assassination attempt by fartaids, scaryzim (orphan_account), scaryzim
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Niche Eating Contest
15 Jul 2026
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hi
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Evil Morty gets irritated at Rick because he was doing his usual annoying metaphors and hating indults at Morty and instead of asking him for help on this new task, he instead asks Morty to come with him.
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What is it they say, the journey is the prize? They're lying. The prize is the prize, and the journey sucks if you take a wrong turn.
Part 18 in this very long, very ongoing series! As always, the art for this is up on my DeviantArt, Spaceiscool2000.
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- Part 18 of Growing Pains
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"I don’t think I can go through that portal again without throwing up.”
“Jesus Christ y-you’re hard to please. No portal, n-no ship and now yes ship?”
“I couldn’t even see where the portals lead to. How can I know to trust it’s going where you say it’s going.”
He laughed. “G-goddamnit, just get i-in the f-fucking ship.”
“Right. But– you– you can’t even drive, you're clearly drunk as shit. I could drive better than you in that state.” You teased.
“I-I could do w-whatever you do and more baby.”
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A child born into a burning house, thinks the worlds on fire. by Autistic_Morty
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
02 Jul 2026
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Fire: a rapid, exothermic oxidation process (combustion) that releases heat, light, and reaction products. It requires three elements: fuel, oxygen, (and a heat source.)
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Morty gets tired of the shenanigans of his god forsaken family. ( but what will he do about it?? read to find out!! )
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Summer heat means sweat. Sometimes, removing the blankets helps. Sometimes, you take them off just long enough to stare at the mold underneath, but when the sweat dries, and you grow cold again, you put the blankets back on.
Remember how I said these weren't plot heavy? I lied, sort of. Part sixteen in the very long, very much still ongoing series! As always, art from this is up on the DeviantArt, spaceiscool2000.
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- Part 16 of Growing Pains
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Rick and his new friend Devi (OC) hang out at her town. She wants to get to know him better, but he takes it a little personal.
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Some things, we learn to heal in time. Others, we shove down, and wrap layers of pleasure to distract from the moldy mattress beneath. Keep your eyes above the blankets, and everything will be fine.
In the nature of keeping things episodic, this is part one of a two part summer subplot, in this very long running series with no end in sight! As always, the DeviantArt for this work is Spaceiscool2000.
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- Part 15 of Growing Pains
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Rick Sanchez X Reader Oneshots (Rick and Morty) by QuillSilly129
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
25 Jun 2026
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From me to you, this is a lil collection of some cute, angsty, lovey, and even SMUTTY oneshots with our favorite old, narcissistic, blue-haired scientist we call Rick Sanchez. Thought I was done with fanfiction, then I got sick with pneumonia and ended up watching all 8 seasons in the two weeks in was off of work. And uh oh, I was hooked. Mainly on Rick-HA-just like you, if you're here reading this. Enjoy my good friends!! I plan to publish this with plenty of oneshots published, and then update here and there.