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The Mysterious Case of the Ransom Letters by Anonymous for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Delinquents RPF
22 Jul 2026
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Luka didn't get much fanmail. Which, for the record, they were completely fine with. But it also meant that they had definitely noticed the strange little messages that popped up occasionally, amidst the one or two sweet and appreciative letter after particularly spectacular cases. Strange little messages pieced together of carefully arranged newspaper clippings, without a single shred of identifying information anywhere in the envelope. Like some sort of ransom note, a threat, something dangerous, and yet…
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could old lovers ever just be friends? by Anonymous for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Delinquents RPF
20 Jul 2026
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In the new era of young hotshots and teenage rookies, Fey and Bidoof reminisce about the old days
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I'll Believe in Anything by Anonymous for whatcaniwriteinthis, chekhovlikethegun
Fandoms: Delinquents RPF
12 Jul 2026
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the night before the world cup finals, luka hears a knock on their door.
or: football duo as footballers, who knew...
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"-eat, so I'll get back to y-" Pearl halts, mid-word, to stare at the beaming Gem filling her field of view.
Which is odd, because until the very moment before, Pearl had been speaking to xB.
"Pearl!" Gem throws herself into Pearls arms, squeezing until Pearl can barely breathe. "Oh, I've missed you so much."
or: a little gempearl fluff based on the pearl launcher prank
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Gem has never really gotten Grian’s whole deal with Watchers.
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All Mumbo expected was a casual day at work as his university's accountant intern. Deal with the student's questions, sort out everyone's scholarships, manage the spreadsheets... Grian, however, has other plans. All it takes is a small signature for Mumbo to agree to his proposition.
What will Scar think when he learns what his partners have been up to without him?
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three body problem (central configuration) by melsrainpod for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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Mechanics are simple: three bodies, placed in an equilateral triangle, will have a stable periodic orbit. The understanding between them almost intuitive, relationship — enduring.
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14 How about this: we can competently fake a wedding then competently fake a divorce. That work for you, Mapicc? 15 fine if the divorce is involved im in 16 im not going to say no to twenty million bucks 17 i fucking guess 18 Great. Now get back to the balance tab, I need to know how much you can invest in a DJ excerpt from a spreadsheet
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“He’s such a good boy, isn’t he?”
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Gem whines as her girlfriend dives back down between her thighs. She doesn't push her away though. Just clutches her hair tightly as Pearl goes back to licking and nibbling at her folds. Driving Gem crazy with the teasing. Flirting just with the edge of too much, of overstimulation. She's used to it. Pearl can't seem to get enough of Gem under her mouth.
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Gem and Pearl have a picnic. Pearl eats Gem (out) instead.
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love from reading fiction by poppedballoon (starshapedballoon) for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
25 Mar 2026
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It was no secret to his two girlfriends (Vicky and Charles) that he had a crush on Joel, he had for years. What was new, however, was the fact that he had started reading fanfiction of the two of them together.
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what remains [collage] by consumptive_sphinx_art (consumptive_sphinx) for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Mar 2026
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i love when a character has something terrible happen to them and as a result they see themself as, essentially if not literally, a ghost. and so that means they only can (and have to) do what ghosts do, ie get revenge and then cease to exist. // If I forgive you, then it's like nothing happened. I'm no longer living proof of the harm.
Niki in the aftermath.
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My Steampunk Sex Machine Fucks The Period Pain Away by Twelvevoid for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
24 Mar 2026
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Tango has endometriosis, and uses a hefty machine to fuck herself senseless
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[podfic] gift of love all wrapped in silk by luminaudio (farrondoc) for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
20 Mar 2026
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“This isn’t— Lizzie, we talked about this,” Joel chokes out in a strained voice. “I’m not— I can’t—”
“But look at her!” Lizzie insists, putting the slightest bit of emphasis on the pronoun as she winds an arm around Jimmy’s shoulders. “Isn’t she so pretty? She’s pretty all over too, let me tell you.” She leans up and plants a kiss on Jimmy’s smooth cheek. “You like pretty girls, don’t you, Joel?”
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A trip of a lifetime by SpreadYourWings for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
16 Mar 2026
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A trip to hermitcraft goes exactly how Jimmy hoped it would
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Making A Mess Of Your Neck by CupOfMilkyWay for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Feb 2026
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A second pinch hit assignment for the MCYT Rarepair Exchange!!
Grian and Etho biting+grinding sesh<3
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Never a Dull Moment in Paradise by Sight_of_the_Blind_Gods for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
10 Feb 2026
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In which Geralt's luck holds, and he ends up in a world that had no need of Witchers until he showed up.
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Don't panic by MouseBastard for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Dec 2025
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In which Tango has no choice but to hide Jimmy under his desk, and Jimmy gladly takes advantage of the situation.
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When the New Year Came Early by Izzybee56 for whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Dec 2025
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When a masquerade invitation lands in Gem’s hands, she’s certain she’ll decline—crowds aren’t her scene. But a group chat, a promise of familiar faces, and the knowledge that the dads will be there change everything. Amid jazz, masks, and the glittering chaos of a New Year’s Eve ball, Gem and Etho finally see each other outside the screen.
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Bidoof agrees to help their favourite couple spice up their sex life with a special gift.