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Rebellious teenagers don’t get coffee by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Apr 2021
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‘Who’s dead?’ A tinny voice sounded through the phone speaker, ‘it’s five in the fucking morning so someone better be dead.’
‘Jason,’ Dick glared at Tim as if daring him to speak. The younger boy shrunk into himself instinctively.
'Why don’t you tell your hungover little brother about the dangers of hard drugs?’
The other side of the call fell silent and then-
‘Ten minutes.’
The line went dead.
Or: Tim throws a party. Dick's not impressed. Jason just wishes that he wasn't the only person in this family with a functioning brain cell (all drug use is by side characters only).
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12 Jul 2026
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“I’m Tim,” he says, though introducing himself to a puppy makes him flush in embarrassment. “Are you hungry?”
The dog blinks at him, all scared eyes.
“Where’s your family?” Tim asks. “Did they leave you?”
(Or: Tim Drake finds a friend.)
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11 Jul 2026
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“Replacement.”
Tim freezes, gaze still locked on Jack’s prone, silent form sprawled out on the floor, and pulls the phone back to look at the number.
It’s kind of funny, he thinks hazily. Of course he would accidentally kill his dad and then mistakenly call Jason, of all people.
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10 Jul 2026
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Waver by natcat5
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
31 Oct 2025
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Tim doesn't really want to have a therapy session with his own subconscious. Especially since his subconscious seems a little...off. Still, he doesn't regret the choices that led him here. He doesn't regret the role he had to play.
But Tim doesn't know that there's a timer ticking down over his head. A timer that Bruce and his brothers are trying desperately to beat.
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- Part 19 of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober
- Part 4 of Heart and Soul
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07 Jul 2026
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Tim Drake runs away.
It doesn’t quite take.
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Tim Drake and His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Self Esteem (And the Three Dumb Brothers Who Maybe Help)
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21 Jun 2026
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Maui Melon Mint by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
07 Apr 2024
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“The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”
“Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.
Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”
“I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”
Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”
Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”
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In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.
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15 Jun 2026
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
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15 Jun 2026
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Tim’s vitals are displayed in heartbreaking clarity on the screen.
They aren’t horrible, Tim thinks.
“Goddamn it,” Dick mumbles.
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10 Jun 2026
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Fracture by wintersnight
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
19 Jun 2017
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Tim Drake has come into his own. He's a soldier, a leader, a vigilante. Somehow, the Batfamily missed how far away he'd gotten.
**On hiatus**
But! With a Podfic:
https://ao3-rd-8.onrender.com/works/14099280/chapters/32485611Series
- Part 1 of Fracture Verse and other things
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29 Apr 2026
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By Your Weave by mynameisjessejk for Saj_te_Gyuhyall
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2024
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Bullet-point fic about how everything would have gone if Maglor and Maedhros died first, instead of last of the Sons of Feanor.
Celegorm and Curufin sacrifice themselves to the greater good. Caranthir is surprisingly good with children (and a good thing too). Law books do not make good bedtime stories.
Elured and Elurin get to live. Gil-Galad gets to keep his sister. Celebrimbor has so many adopted cousins.
Sauron is, as usual, himself. It's going to be interesting, at least.Bookmarked by saltyandsleepy
02 Mar 2026
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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18 Jan 2026
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The hours after Shroud all passed in a blur. The sound of the ambulance doors slamming shut on the bloody visage of his enemy should have seemed more final, but Robert felt only a sense of unease.
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Robert getting through the aftermath of Shroud, with Flambae there to help him through it.
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- Part 1 of Making Space
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14 Jan 2026
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“Hold up, hold up!” Prism chuckled, handing him the orange, square-shaped cover. “You better read yours.”
“For what? I already know what it says. ‘ Flambae is amazing, and so fucking strong, and hot, and I’m a bitch! Also, he’s hot’. “
She raised a brow.
Shoulders dropping, he opened the folder, and his eyes dimmed slightly.
“ ‘Chad is the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.’
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The Z-Team get their hands on Robert’s reports about them. Flambae doesn’t like what he finds, and makes sure Robert knows.
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10 Jan 2026
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The Royal Household Survival Code for the Preservation of the Physical and Mental Health of the Knights and Not-Knights by amariram
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
25 Aug 2023
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Merlin was just ahead of them, talking to what the Knights recognized as Arthur's old servant, even before Merlin. The two were laughing at something, Morris' arm resting on Merlin's shoulder.
"For all the gods, we left him alone for one minute. How is it possible that someone is already flirting with him?" exclaimed Gwaine in exasperation.
"Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no," Elyan moaned. When Lancelot turned to look at him perplexed, he noticed that Elyan's gaze was not directed towards Merlin and Morris, but at the Castle. Lancelot frowned, following Elyan's gaze and for a second his heart missed a beat.
Arthur was marching at a charging pace towards the Tavern.
Precisely towards Merlin and Morris.Lancelot brought his hand over his eyes. What to do? What not to do? The Knights of Camelot were not used to being scared for stupid things like that. They had endured worse, They had survived that morning, they could survive everything. The Knights of Camelot were the bravest men in the Kingdom. And since Leon was not with them now someone else had to be wise in his place.
So Lancelot made the wisest decision possible.
"HIDE!"Series
- Part 1 of The Code
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28 Nov 2025
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Cool, No Wars or Oaths in This AU, Life Must Be Grand, Say the Sons of Feanor. You’ll Suffer in Other Ways, I Say, and Start Chasing Them with My Garden Hose by Hrodbairhteins
Fandom The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Nov 2025
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A modern AU of the sons of Feanor dealing with all sorts of trials and tribulations. The works can be read independently or in any order, but I will sort them chronologically here (as much as possible).
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12 Nov 2025
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The Age of Miscommunication by SilverSkiesAtMidnight
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Sep 2019
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“It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”
Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.
The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.
“What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.
“You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.
Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.
Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.
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12 Sep 2025
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first rule of birdwatching club by PandaFlower
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Feb 2025
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(tell everyone about birdwatching club)
When Findekáno earns the honor of Manwë's holiest quest, naturally he asks his favorite cousin to be his questing companion. What better way to enjoy each other's company while escaping from the rising tension in Tirion?
(the second rule of birdwatching club is to expect it to take you to the strangest places)
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25 Aug 2025
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Sleepless by MimiRose113 for MarmaladedCroissant
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983)
26 Oct 2024
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Darry has had nightmares and trouble sleeping for a while now.
He doesn't want his brothers to know. They need to focus on helping Ponyboy with his nightmares. After all, he comes first. Right?
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28 Jul 2025
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A Matter Of Time by Tired_man_in_a_female_setting
Fandom The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
23 Oct 2025
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Little stories set in my own personal timeline for The Outsiders... because I wanted it. There's hurt, there's comfort, there's angst, there's gay. They're a family, and they don't leave anyone behind.
They do, however, make questionable decisions and forget to take care of themselves.
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09 Jul 2025
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An ordinary morning ends up unexpectedly, as a surprise guest shows up at the Curtis household and turns things upside down.
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07 Jul 2025