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    “The only way to truly know that kissing isn’t for me would be to test it.” Grian propped his head on his hand, mulling it over absently. “Specifically, with someone who’s known to not be a bad kisser.”

    His roommate tensed.

    Grian raised a brow. “Is something the matter?”

    At the sound of his voice, a small change crossed Scar’s face. He relaxed a bit, mouth pulling into a polite smile. “Well, if a good kisser is all you need,” Scar said. “I’ve never gotten any complaints.”

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    After a couple bad experiences, Grian's fairly sure kissing isn't something he enjoys. Scar seeks to change that.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Oh, you have got to be kidding me.”

    Derek froze. “…What?”

    The King’s voice dropped into something dangerously flat.

    “I dragged a mind across eternity. I filled it with the collapse of stars, the birth of civilizations, the end of all things. I gave it knowledge so vast it shattered under the weight of it.” The eye flicked toward Derek. “And you—”

    Derek straightened slightly, like he was bracing for something.

    “—you used your final coherent thoughts to leave behind cryptic warnings… carefully designed pathways… intricate systems meant to guide the next subject…”

    A pause.

    “…and instead of properly instilling fear, you accidentally set up a romantic narrative.”

    Avery choked. “A what—?”

    Derek made a sound that could only be described as a system failure. “That’s not—what are you—no, that’s not what I—”

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    the romantic feelings between Derek and Avery mentally kills The King in Yellow

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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 5

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    There are many ways to wake up in a death game: the morning sun, a diamond sword in you, entombed in obsidian, elaborate redstone death contraption, Martyn perched over your bed staring at you like a cat, Grian perched over your bed staring down at you like a sleep paralysis demon, someones screams from a improperly set TNT minecart, a festive quiz bot breaks your roof, an alarm clock… what he doesn't expect to rouse him is a tight warmth wrapping around his cock.

    Although maybe he should - with the freaks in this game - but that is beside the point.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Etho started tapping along his leg, hoping the distraction of it would be enough to soothe the ache which was quickly growing. Wasn’t supposed to go like this, this was a rookie mistake, he’d done it plenty in meetings before why should this one be any different?

    Or; Etho drinks too much water before attending a meeting. Bdubs knows.

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    08 Mar 2026