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Just Say You Want Me (Please Say You Need Me) by buttcatcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Aug 2022
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Julian is born in a field of dandelions on the outskirts of Lettenhove, screaming his way into the world with lungs full of words and songs to be sung.
Forty years later, Julian dies in a field of yellow weeds, silent as a corpse and covered in wounds both in flesh and soul. Laid to rest are his mistakes and regrets, years of living without a choice buried and put behind him.
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Geralt can’t remember the last time someone looked at him the way Jaskier does.
Not even his own mother had looked at him that way.
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Old Ends and New Beginnings by buttcatcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Jun 2020
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How could he have lived for so long without seeing this side of Geralt?
Never before has Jaskier seen him so laid back, so happy in his own skin and comfortable enough with his surroundings to act like this. It’s refreshing and heartwarming in a way Jaskier never expected when he first arrived at the Keep.
“Geralt!” Jaskier playfully admonishes in faux astonishment as he swats at the larger man’s chest. “You didn’t tell me you’re a poet! I could have been helping you with your songs for so long!”
“Oh my god no, no more songs!” Lambert shrieks before his voice finally patters off as he moves further into the castle to escape Jaskier’s composing.
Oh well. His loss.
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- Part 8 of Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier
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Roach carries her owner and his daughter over precarious terrain day in and day out, pushing herself well beyond her limits as she senses the mess of emotions coming from Geralt. There truly is no time to waste; not this far in the Blue Mountains, where human lives become scarce and merciless wildlife has taken over.
The journey is as long and tiring as it always is, though now Geralt has Cirilla and his thoughts to keep him company through the mountain passes.
And boy, do they ever.
“I can’t believe you,” Cirilla continues to berate him for the snippets of the conversation she overheard between her two guardians back at their campsite, “Why did you treat him like that? I love you, Geralt, but that’s just mean.” Geralt can feel the vibrations of her voice against his chest where she leans into him on the saddle.
His heart clenches at her proclamation of love, then quickly twists for a whole new reason when she brings up his treatment of the troubadour.
She isn’t wrong.
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- Part 7 of Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier
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The Forest Holds no Truths by buttcatcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Jun 2020
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The deer tastes better than anything Jaskier has ever had once Yennefer has left their presence.
Or at least that’s what Jaskier thinks as he tears into his portion of meat Geralt had so thoughtfully skinned and roasted for him, Cirilla having had her fill first before either of the men.
Yennefer’s arrival and departure left them with much to think about.
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- Part 6 of Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier
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Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier by buttcatcher
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Jun 2020
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heaven and hell were words to me by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 May 2026
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“I, uh, came to ask for a ride."
Luca glanced sideways at Boodram, who was frozen with one arm in his jacket. It truly would have been hilarious, the way they all watched this scene unfold like a car crash, if it didn’t also feel like one.
They shared a confused glance, turning back when Rozanov’s incredulous “A ride?” rang through the locker room.
“Yeah, I, uh, figured I could use one since I just…quit the Metros,” Hollander said slowly, heaving an exhausted sigh afterwards.
In which Shane Hollander overhears his teammates talking about him before a game and ends up in the Centaurs' locker room, asking Ilya Rozanov for a ride.
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- Part 3 of Hurt/Comfort One Shots
- Part 1 of Outsider POVs
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26 Jul 2026
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”
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or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.
Ilya has open hands.
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24 Jul 2026
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As far as accepting one’s death goes, Eren Jaeger thinks he’s doing pretty well. Except for the fact that he should have turned days ago. Why was his bite healing, when he had witnessed several others’ turn them into the soulless monsters now consuming the streets? It doesn't help that he has been separated from everyone he could call a friend, only to be found by a mysterious group of survivors. Including one who has a personality not far off from the creatures he is trying so hard to avoid.
Great.
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Also titled, "Sarcastic Eren Is My Reason for Living".
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23 Jul 2026
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The faint glint in Eren’s eye calmed Levi’s flare of indignant anger. “Just… let me…” Eren slid his hand down over Levi’s parted lips, gently brushing them with his fingertips. Levi felt the shudder in his spine just as Eren replaced those fingers with a kiss so tender, he nearly missed it. Just a brief touch of the lips, but Levi felt it far deeper than the surface of his skin. It crawled down inside his chest, settling into his belly and replacing that strange, gnawing feeling with something far greater, and much more unsettling.
After he bid Eren a good night for the second time and closed the door behind him, he leaned against the old, pitted wood and closed his eyes against the vacuous space of his quarters. His own fingers traced the lingering sensation of Eren’s lips against his as the realization struck him.
This man will destroy me.
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Levi has known nothing but immense, continuous loss in his time -- it has hardened him. But one stubborn, foolhardy man breaks down the walls Levi has erected around himself, much like those surrounding their world, and shows him just how much lies beyond. Beyond these skies, beyond this life, and further yet. A story of love and loss.
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23 Jul 2026
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The set of Yuuri’s mouth softened into a private smile as Victor squeezed his knee beneath the table. His hands were bare, free from the gloves he so often wore when they were together on the rink, and the heat of his palm burned straight through the denim of Yuuri’s jeans. He slipped his own hand beneath the table and found Victor’s. Hidden from sight, their fingers began to flirt and play. A secret conversation all their own that needed no words.
Yuuri was aware that at some point—a moment in time he couldn’t quite place—Victor had become his boyfriend.
There wasn’t a single instant when it happened. It was a slow awareness, as if Victor had silently been asking the question for months now, and Yuuri had been giving him the answer a little more with each passing day.
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- Part 1 of Winter Song Universe
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23 Jul 2026