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The Church-McAllister family has been a part of Tidepoint, Oregon for decades.
As they should be, they helped F.I.L.S.S. code the damn place.
As a response to the Director's not so kind orders to commit suicide and destroy many other A.I in the process, the Freelancer Integrated Logistics and Security System decided that she was quite fond of living, actually, and that saving her fellow Artificial Intelligence Units along with herself would be preferred over imminent destruction.
One thing led to another and now every A.I set up for destruction after the war due to "knowing too much" or "no longer being of use" has gained a second chance at life, including the Smart A.I fragments paired with the Freelancers.
What inane shenanigans will they get up to now?
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Councilor Aiden Price's notes on the ever elusive Agent California and the politely standoffish Angent Pennsylvania
Safe to say, he's not too fond of them.
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Or in other words: why the literal SPARTAN and the guy who could chuck a sticky granade halfway across a continent and still not miss never rose in the ranks of Project Freelancer
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Link's way of showing that he loves them is through acts of service.
Ganondorf's unique way of showing affection is to gift his loves whatever their heart may wish for.
And their dear Zelda loves them both so fiercely that she is there to hold them close when they fall.
Her love is the selfless kind.
The one where one can see the broken shards of whom they might call their love and still choose to hold those pieces together, marching on for the hope of a future where it will get better, so that slowly and surely they may begin to heal.
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won my bride in a poker game by Prim_the_Amazing for ephemeral_lynn
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2021
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He peers between the branches at the spiderweb, gently pushing some away to get a better view. He wonders what kind of spider it is, if he can catch a glimpse of it. There aren’t that many types in England, but--
Oh. He doesn’t spot the spider, but there’s something else trapped in the middle of the web. A large moth, its wings splayed helpless and immobile. As he watches, he sees its legs wriggle ineffectually in the air. It’s a surprisingly pitiful sight, making Martin’s heart unexpectedly wrench a bit for the poor thing.
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Martin saves a moth from a spider. He doubts that this decision will have any sort of serious repurcussions.
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20 Nov 2024
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The Sword and the Pylon by CosmicSparks, neveralarch
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
23 Sep 2023
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My Lord Protector is Cybertron's most popular dating show. When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in an eight-episode competition extravaganza culminating in the most luxurious conjunxing ceremony ever projected on holoscreen. Optimus is not looking forward to it.
(A 2023 Transformers Big Bang written by neveralarch, with illustrations by CosmicSparks!)
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12 Oct 2024
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Michael J. Caboose has always seen his world in color and fractals. His friends, through interacting with said soldier, soon see him through brand new lenses. It's just a shame that some things they see aren't too nice, but with Caboose, they quickly learn that all you need is your connections with people to survive the worst of situations.
After all, nobody could ever guess how much pain a person can experience and still come out smiling on the other end, until they tell you. And Caboose doesn't know when to shut the hell up.
Written for Whumptober 2021.
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15 Aug 2024
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She had to get better, obviously, but she kept running into the same barriers. Kakashi-sensei had given them a week off after Wave and then promptly fucked off to kami-sama knows where, her taijutsu was abysmal, her chakra reserves were too small for most jutsus beyond the Academy Three which was basically every jutsu in existence, and she didn’t have any kind of support system that could help her in any meaningful way. She spent an entire day scouring the library for any kind of tool or trick or skill that would be accessible to a genin who knew fuck all about being a ninja that would also positively impact her chances of survival starting immediately. Unsurprisingly, there was almost nothing. Surprisingly, she did find one potential lead.
So. Summoning.
An AU where post-Wave Sakura gets her shit together. Featuring Temari as Kazekage, the Sanin and their inability to go to therapy, and special guest, Inuzuka Hana’s dumpsterfire of a love life
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The Only God Of Witchers by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Mar 2023
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There is a shrine in every witcher keep, though it honors no god.
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- Part 57 of Inex Writes Flash Fic
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03 Oct 2023