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crack fic treated serious
Hyena becomes a K9 unit or whatever its called if its military instead of police and she fallls in love with john Price and also sometimes she is a person i guess -
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Karl’s house is always freezing, his friends often complained that just stepping into his home made them worried they would lose a toe to frost bite. As the host of this frozen kingdom, it only fair he makes sure everyone else is as comfortable as possible.
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I think about you a lot. Too much, maybe. This isn’t poetry, it’s just me. And you.
…Mostly you.
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If It Bites, Try Tapping It on the Snout by GoodyGumDrops
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
12 Feb 2026
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There you were...Drenched in coagulating blood and smelling of bile and fear—reeking of flowers and fertile fruit, dangling helplessly like an unholy sacrifice.
Prey. Ripe for picking.
He could taste it through the gaping maw hidden beneath his glorified muzzle.
(Post-apocalyptic alternate universe with Monster-Ghost and Civilian Reader with horrendous survival skills)
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27 Aug 2025
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Jonathan Price owns the ranch that neighbours your family's.
You've got a bad habit of hopping the fence between them, snooping and stealing, leaving little traces of your misbehaviour behind. What happens when you poke the bear?
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29 Sep 2024
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John's lived through plenty of rut seasons by now. He's been enamored many times, but this is different. Mainly because he isn't in a rut, sure, but also because his bear isn't usually so focussed on one singular potential mate. A parade of half the fat, fertile women in the state could wander by outside his bay window right now and John doesn't think he'd so much as lift his nose in beastly assessment. Why would he? He's got the juiciest rabbit he could ever dream of right here, eating off his plate like a good, docile little creature.
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- Part 1 of Alive Again
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27 Apr 2024
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Can't Find My Way Home by bramble_patch (Marianne_Dashwood), personalized_radio
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Oct 2022
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It's been a long two years of recovery. Recovery from the coup, from the betrayal, from the Nether. The five of them have finally settled into their new home and know peace.
Unfortunately, the world isn’t done with them yet, and forces beyond a single throne threaten the happy life that they’ve built together.
As their peace is shattered, one thing is for sure; they're not interested in being torn apart again, and they're willing to do anything to get back home.
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- Part 3 of scarecrow
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10 Nov 2022
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24/25 by MentalCarnival for Quid_Pro_Cure
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Sep 2021
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Sapnap is an Alpha with a rare case of childhood trauma. His parents- a mated, bonded Alpha/Omega couple- mutually divorced when he was 12. The lack of understanding, research and accessible treatments have left him as a young adult Alpha with no faith in acting on his biological instincts- and the mental toll a lack of purpose/denial of hope can bring. With his Dad diving headfirst into the shallow end of the dating pool, his crush of a roommate getting a boyfriend and the weird guy at the club now talking to him- everything is due to come crashing down.
Karl is an Omega from a big happy family who moved away to try and loosen the grip Omegan expectations have on his life. It's hard work and he takes every small success as they come, but the selective secrecy and prejudices towards him still chip away at his resolve. Turns out, loosening a history-worn grip is harder than it looks. And maybe an Alpha/Beta majority gun club wasn't the best place to start.
But hey, atleast his squad leader is hot and he has his best friend by his side.Quackity is a Beta stuck smack bang in the middle of all this shit.
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24 Oct 2022