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    All the shit i write where i like to hurt my boys. Don't connect in any way unless otherwise stated.

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    WHAT IF. A series of stories that are basically offshoots of the main Kingfisher / Little Monster world, though not full on crossovers (those have a seperate list ;D ) Enjoy

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    Tony/Phil/Clint Time

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    Drabbles with Phil Coulson, callsign (though retired) of Kingfisher, and his husband, love, Tony Stark, affectionately known (at least to Phil) as Little Monster.

    Stories are not in chronological order.

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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    Seventy-two seconds. 

     

    For all the radars and satellites and early warning systems, the Earth had seventy-two seconds between the appearance of the alien ships and the first bomb that hit the ground. Barely over a minute, just enough time to wonder if it was real or reach for the phone. Simultaneously, the sky above eighty-one metropolitan areas brightened and a whistling sound was heard followed by a thump-whoosh-rattle as the device passed through the atmosphere. For most, the shattering of glass and rending of metal was their first indication something was wrong and, by then, it was too late. The dark cylinders slammed into buildings, fell on roads, and smashed onto houses with concussive force, blowing out windows and sending a shock wave hurtling outward. 

    An alien invasion/post-apocalyptic/end-of-the-world big AU with three pairings: Clint/Coulson, Tony/Bucky, and Natasha/Pepper. The story is told through Clint & Phil's POV but all three pairs have a story arc.

     

    Day 7 of the Second Annual Clint/Coulson Appreciation Week 2022: AU Day
    My big Marvel Trumps Hate 2021 winner

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Night of the Comet
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  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Clint Barton could always see ghosts and monsters, and now that he's a ghost hunter with his partner Natasha, he's about to come across a house that is well and truly haunted, one that seems to be waiting for him.

    A seriously spooky bit of horror completely with monsters and ghosts and creepy-crawlies and nightmares just in time for All Hallow's Eve. Happy Samhain, ya'll.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    The End of All Things
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  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    He was running, bare feet on the tamped-down earth, rocks cutting into the soft soles. Branches whipped in the darkness, leaving stinging thin lines on his bare arms and across his cheek. He held his aching wrist tight against his stomach, twisted when he’d tried to break an earlier fall as he careened through the woods. A mosaic of small patches of moonlight filtered through the canopy; he’d long since lost his sense of direction, turning on whims and searching for the most shrouded paths to give him cover. And still, he could hear their voices occasionally call his name, the mocking laughter ringing through the trees. His pursuers didn’t try to be quiet, crashing through bushes and squeezing off shots that echoed off the low-lying hills.

     

    Written for day two of Clint Coulson Appreciation Week 2023: Supernatural Day

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    12 Aug 2026

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    For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand
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  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    On the outskirts of the kingdom, every day brought new dangers. When Ertguli raid the village, Clint takes the opportunity to change their fate, switching one identity for another. As a member of the King's Men, they just might have a chance to remake themselves ... if they survive long enough, that is.

    A medieval fantasy AU with a Trans!Clint. Posted on Day 5: First Meeting Day of Clint/Coulson Appreciation Week 2023.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    To Imitate the Sun
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  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Sometimes, late at night, he wondered how he’d gotten to this point, deep in debt and sleeping in alleys. He’d had a plan. College paid through Army R.O.T.C., a couple of tours of duty where he’d save as much as he could, grad school in history or poli sci, maybe a Ph.D., become a college professor, and write books about military history. When the brass came to recruit him into special ops, he shifted a little, added another four years after the training, but he knew what he wanted for his future.

    But then Paraguay happened ...

    A story about PTSD, government conspiracies, bureaucratic red tape, and a really smart dog who brings people together.

    Written for Kabe and Stillcentre, winners of my MTH 2023 auction.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    All the Difference
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