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    “Okay.” Steve buries his head in his arms face down on the coffee table in his basement. “Okay. A major lab incident I can get behind. Shit, the kid going missing I can understand. But what the hell do you mean there are monsters now?!”

    “He didn’t say monsters,” Paperboy rolls his eyes, which looks really funny since he is doing a headstand against the wall. “Don’t be dramatic, Finney.”

    “Griffin said the words ‘slimy tentacle vines of unimaginable cosmic horrors’” Steve deadpans, still face down.

    “That doesn’t immediately mean monster.”

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    Steve Harrington has heard the phone ringing ever since he got out of the basement. Moving to Hawkins, Indiana didn't do much to change that.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    When five-year-old Peter Parker stumbles into Gotham’s Iceberg Lounge, he’s just a scared kid drawn in by shiny lights and the promise of warmth. What the staff doesn’t expect is that this tiny hurricane of juice, crayons, and clumsiness will become their unofficial mascot, emotional support chaos gremlin, and collective child.

    From falling out of booster seats (yes, even with seatbelts), starting accidental fires, licking ice sculptures, and mistaking beer for apple juice, Peter is a walking disaster. But he’s their disaster.

    So when a kitchen fire leaves him sobbing in fear, or when a drunk idiot tries to scare him for fun, the Lounge makes one thing crystal clear:
    Nobody touches the kid. Ever.

    It started with juice and crayons.
    Now? It’s a whole found family.

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    27 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Tim's brow furrowed as he straightened. "You're in Gotham, baby. Don't you remember calling Bernard a little bit ago?"

    "What? No, I didn't call anyone. I—I was in Metropolis. How'd I get to Gotham? How did you find me?" Dark hands with black nails bitten to the quick clasped over the Kryptonian's ears. "Are you in my head?"

    Or Kon has a really bad time, but luckily, he has two amazing boyfriends to help him out.

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    07 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 295

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    collection of my spideyhood stories; these all happen in the same universe. 'red flags and webbed disasters' is the main story for this series.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    02 Nov 2025