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"Let me make sure I have this right," Chat Noir said. "Ladybug got not one, not two, but five of her friends akumatized at once... because she didn't want to tell them she was Ladybug."
Ladybug laughed, but this time it wasn't a joyful sound. It was hard and dry, like a month-old jelly doughnut. "Yeah, that about sums up how absurd my life has been recently. I didn't need to be so nasty, but in my defense, I was panicking; they almost found the Miracle Box. Anyway, after you left... after the fight... we all made up and they promised to wait until I was ready to tell them my secret and stop pushing me. But Alya stayed behind after everyone else went home, and I think she was expecting me to tell it to her anyway. I almost did, but I... didn't."
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A Miraculous Ladybug AU where Marinette does not reveal her secret to Alya after Gang of Secrets, but to Adrien instead. Somewhere along the way, Chloé finds redemption.
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A world is torn in half, blood spilt and dust spread. You escape your toxic background, traveling through harsh terrains and blistering cold temperatures in hopes of finding the Monsters to help fight for their independence.
Finally, it seems all your work has paid off! Unfortunately for you, you don't quite get the warm welcoming you were hoping for.
Will the monsters accept you as one of their own? Will the world ever know peace again? Is it possible for something as beautiful as love to blossom in something as destructive as war? And... will Sans ever pick up his dirty sock?
You are uncertain but know if you remain BRAVE in the face of danger, you can do anything you put your mind to.
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Sleeping with her partner is taboo. A teenage fantasy long gone, so dead it has been doused in lighter fluid, lit, incinerated to ash, never to rise from its cremated grave.
So, in Lady Noire’s defense, it catches her completely by surprise when Mister Bug and she start hooking up . . . after she asks him to.
Well, she, for one, is at a loss. It’s an accident; she’s innocent, she swears!
Now the cat’s out of the bag, and the bug is in her bed, and she hasn’t the faintest idea where she is going from here.Or, AU where our totally-not-in-denial Mister Bug and Lady Noire get down and dirty with each other . . . and for some added flavoring, minor plot
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The weight of the full set of silver armor.
The weight of the whole arsenal he always carried on his back.
The weight of his responsibilities, of the encroaching Crimson, of everyone's hopes back home.
The weight of his humongous case of blue balls.
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A series of encounters of the very, very close kind between the man supposed to save Terraria and the things he’s supposed to save it from.
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You're a grad student at a house party. How many skeletons are you running into there? At least one you didn't expect.
(This explains nothing. Please read if you like Sans/Reader romance slice of life with plot, character relationships, fluff and eventual smut. Underfell headcannon is being used.)
(Time for a second note to reemphasize PLOT. Drowning in plot. Plot for days. Send help.)
(None of this is really about college.)
(Arcs Completed: 1/4)
(Arc In-Progress/Nearly Finished: 2nd Arc)Reading Note:
I don't know if this really matters, but I write and read everything in dark mode--so if you want the authentic author experience, that's what I'm seeing! -
Who, What, and Wenclair (2026) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
04 Aug 2026
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Welcome to the inedibly incorrect (and occasionally inappropriate) Wenclair for 2026. Expect a daily dose of inane humor, with a little something extra on Sundays and Wednesdays.
Contents include bountifully bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday being idiots in love, Agnes’ meddling as their pseudo-daughter, Bianca’s continued exasperation, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 5 shorts.
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- Part 4 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Absence of Egg (suspicious) [Draft Version] by theskew
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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written for the 120_minuten sommerchallenge on dreamwidth.
Today’s target was the auction house, which was the most likely lead to the Egg’s location.
And Shaun was in a tuxedo.
Desmond had not known Shaun owned a tuxedo, much less brought it with him. But here he was, white shirt under a sleek black vest and a jacket that looked tailored to his exact measurements. He’d done something to his hair that made it look intentional, in stark contrast to his usual mussed bedhead.
Desmond felt inadequate.
He also could not stop staring.Series
- Part 4 of Sommerchallenge 2026
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De todo un poco by Marlett_Kishou
Fandoms: Record of Ragnarok (Manga), Record of Ragnarok (Anime), Shuumatsu no Valkyrie, BeelNiko - Fandom
04 Aug 2026
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Historias de Record of Ragnarok, pueden ser desde one-shots, drabbles hasta historias un poco más largas y, como Nikola Tesla es mi personaje favorito será el centro de atención al igual que el BeelNiko.
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This is the dark ages. The Humans are locked in a seemingly unending conflict with the Phantoms (or vampires, ghouls, scum of the earth, whatever floats your boat) and the entire country is being steeped in the blood of the dead and the dying.
In this world of despair, however, strange things are occurring.
Three retired soldiers have reunited to root out corruption, evil, and that little wooden model of a goat my granddaughter gave me last week, I could have sworn it was here a second ago...
A rebel group is forming among the phantoms, led by the increasingly exasperated Phantom 58, hoping to overthrow their mysterious leader.
And one imprisoned Phantom has had this new guard for the early morning shift for three months, and is still nowhere near working out their species, gender, background, nationality, favourite food, whether they have a pet, or how to win an argument with them. He DOES know that their name is Toshiko, and they seem dead set on annoying him to death.
After all. People are still people. Even in the dark times.
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Clinic Duty by justaliteratephoenix, ReeceIsHereNow
Fandoms: House M.D., Layton Kyouju Series | Professor Layton Series, Markiplier TV (Web Series), Doctor Who, Bar Rescue (TV), Pitbull (Musician), The Lorax (2012), M&JMetal (Youtube), ShopOnTV, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Despicable Me (Movies), Gravity Falls, Happy Gilmore (1996), Fairly OddParents, British Politician RPF
04 Aug 2026
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"Here we go again, clinic room one. File in hand..."
Gregory House clocks in for another day of clinic duty... Who's next?
A collection of clinic duty one shots across the world of fiction.
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“At least, it will be entertaining if you die.”
“Excuse me?!” you snapped and pulled the microphone closer to your mouth “You think it would be ENTERTAINING if I died?”
“Of course, my dear. I could tease you for all eternity that I was right.” He grinned. “Sounds like a lot of fun to me.”Life on the run has never been easy. Dodging the law, hiding your past, and chasing the next thrill is just another day in your book. When you arrive in New Orleans with a heist in mind, it’s supposed to be simple: get in, grab the goods, get out. But stealing a cursed radio? That wasn’t part of the plan.
Now the voice on the other end of the static is talking back. And he’s charming, snarky, and far too intriguing for your own good. As your connection deepens across the realms, so do the dangers. But nothing, neither hell, nor death, nor a thousand red flags, will stop you from tuning in.
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This story also contains some dark themes like domestic violence or even sexual assault. HOWEVER (tiny spoiler incoming), I feel that it's important to add that Alastor is NOT the one responsible for the sa! -
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Trinity encourages Dennis to join the PTMC softball team, something he only becomes interested in trying out when he realizes Dr. Robinavitch is an active participant.
With half the emergency department betting against the new resident, the pressure is on.
Robby takes Dennis under his wing coaching private practices and builds his confidence in more ways than one. He’s always been a great mentor. -
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Lee Minho was literally everyone's dream boy. Perfect looks, captain of the football team you name it.
Han Jisung is the complete opposite of Minho, always late, always one sock too short. But when a seating plan makes them paired together, unexpected romance occurs. Will jisung help minho with his past and will Minho help Jisung gain his confidence?
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One of the flowers you're tasked with taking care of is a) a man and b) an incurable flirt.
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In Twain by CatC
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
03 Aug 2026
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"The potential end of the world really messes with the catering."
The Tale of the Inquisition, told from the perspective of someone who was standing far at the back doing the paperwork and cheering on the actual heroes. Until she suddenly wasn't.
Featuring lots of Cole (the ultimate cinnamon bun), lashings of Bull, and making Solas irritated.
Updating as often as muses and meatsuit permit. Currently twice a week, heck yeah
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- Part 1 of In Twain
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Podfic of "A Little Restraint" by Fyre by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Aug 2026
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Standing outside the centre, Stede stared at the handle of the door as if it might bite him.
If he’d thought about it, he could have cancelled within the 24-hour cancellation window, but he hadn’t. He should have. He really should have. But it was too late now and he either had the choice of walking away and losing the payment or going in.
Would it be so bad to lose out on the money?
After all, it wasn’t as if he was short of it.
But he’d–
He wanted to go.
He’d wanted to go ever since he’d heard about it, and yes, all right, he and Mary had already been on shaky ground when he booked a couples’ session six months in advance for Valentine’s day, but now that it was here, he didn’t want to cancel. -
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Ruri put the toilet paper down. She settled on the bowl, not quite relieved, but ready to be. Her insides unclenched, and let out the rest.
She expected to hear liquid. She didn’t. She only felt it–and what she felt was wrong. There’s no liquid. It’s all heat.
“Hwuh–?!”
It was fire.
She was pissing fire.
Ruri learns just what it means for a dragon to have an explosive discharge from the other end.
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MULTI-FANDOM Scraps and Snippets by KUOTA
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, リアデイルの大地にて | In the Land of Leadale (Anime), Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls Online, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The Freak Circus (Visual Novel), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
02 Aug 2026
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Probably something tasty left over, in this big ole' trash bin.
Chapters are properly labeled. You can skip what you're not into that way :-)
Come inside, we have ANIMATION PROFESSOR AU
Edit: I'm open to requests. No guarantees I'll write every one, but I'm down to try it out :-0
Edit edit: I'm staunchly against AI. My writing isn't much, it's just a pastime. But I do it myself. Fanfiction, of all things, is for fun. People who can't even write their own fics should be banned from this platform. This might seem like a strong stance, but with literacy plummeting, some integrity in having the ability to write your own thoughts is an act of preservation, no matter how 'cringe' the medium.