12 Works in Dethklok as Gods (Metalocalypse)
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This story has been living in my brain rent-free for almost ten years. It’s special to me because Metalocalypse was literally my introduction to fandom. So, I’m finally giving in and writing the damn thing, because why not?
An attempt at a satisfactory reconciliation between Magnus and Dethklok post-Doomstar. Kind of a character study. Eventual Hammertooth.
This will contain a lot of canon-typical gruesomeness, canon-typical substance abuse, and some very canon-atypical self-awareness. Also some horny shit, because come on.
I tagged for rape/non-con just to be safe, but it is only referenced/implied and non-explicit.
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A Klokateer contemplates the ridiculous idiots they serve, and the strange and hellish power that lives inside those same idiots. Because every religion is a doomsday cult until the doomsday actually arrives.
Mingled horror and humor. Feat. gratuitous Wisconsin references and Nathan being baffled by golf.
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Kloktober 2025: Did it again and again and again by AgentKaz
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon), Sleep Token (Band)
31 Oct 2025
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Another year, another Kloktober. I bring you a month's worth of little tiny Metalocalypse fic thingies, mostly very silly, originally posted on Tumblr.
(Sleep Token crossover can be found at chapter 10 if you're looking for that)
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This is his chance.
After Charles rescues Magnus from what was supposed to be certain death, The Man Who Stands Behind the Shadows must find out how he will continue in the prophecy. The problem is, he didn't think he'd survive this long and was hesitant to assist Dethklok when he'd spent so long scorning their existence... Only a certain religious figure can give Magnus the guidance he needs to decide whether to accept the hand reaching out or to strike like an iron fist.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,688
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 169
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The world's as saved as it's gonna get, Dethklok's back to doing what they do best, and everything is going just fine, more or less. So when old wounds reopen and Toki dies again, it's more than a little suspicious. With another growing zombie threat and potentially prophetic dreams, this all could be the key to something greater, or maybe there's something worse on the horizon.
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- Part 3 of Undethklok
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Skwisgaar and Toki are on their honeymoon! Follow their adventures in Tokyo, Japan through the the bands Groupchat (Dethchat) and their gossip show, Dethklok Minute. From the shopping district of Ginza to the rural beauty of Hakone, watch how these two (+ their oddball family) occupy themselves and each other!
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- Part 2 of Skwisgaar and Toki's Honeymoon
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Who is Mr. Salacia? A demon to many. A god to some. But once upon a time he was nothing but a man. A man of a different name. A man devout to his gods. A man looking to protect those he loved. Deceived by the demon Mephistopheles he was tasked to defeat the three Gods of the land. Jupiter, Minerva, and Juno. Slicing the gods in twine Mr. Salacia sets himself and the world on a path of destruction and death.
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- Part 1 of Deep Purple
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With Dethklok scattered to the ends of the Earth, Skwisgaar and Toki must navigate a post-apocalyptic landscape of horrors, strange beauty, and madness, with only fragmentary memories and a few mysterious words to guide them:
Stay together. Stick to the plan. Keep moving north.Series
- Part 2 of A Band in Hope
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Toki begs Nathan to check for a pulse.
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- Part 1 of Making the Most of a Vague Prophecy
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In January 1985, Pickles ran away from his family and the life he knew in the town of Tomahawk, Wisconsin to head to California in hopes of making his dreams come true. The only problem is that due to one mistake and a few circumstances along the way, he ends up in Wilson, North Carolina. With little money left, he has no choice but to head to the local pawn shop where he meets the pawnshop owner and his granddaughter, Abigail; a very shy and talented high school student who lives alone most of the time. What was meant to be an overnight visit as her house turned into a week-long stay where they end up realizing they may just have more in common than they think, and for reasons that no one would really expect.
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- Part 1 of Rare Pair Manifesto
- Part 1 of Ki
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Charles gives Pickles a clue about the prophecy. And they kiss a lil.
To fill the Kloktober prompt 'monsters or gods'.
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“Ja, sos,” he snorts derisively, hair pouring forward as he hunches over, steadying himself on the arm of the sofa. “I guess mainlining deh primordials cosmicks lifesforce of deh univorse ams turnings me into euhhhh…” He glares at a speck of dried blood on the floor, too exhausted and embarrassed to make eye contact with anyone. “Bigs crybaby dildos whats ams feelinks sorrys for everybodies."
Skwisgaar’s latent demigod nature emerges suddenly and dramatically, granting him miraculous healing and life-giving powers which he is neither physically nor emotionally equipped to handle. Hilarity ensues.
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- Part 1 of A Band in Hope