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Dirk builds himself a younger brother to prove that Dave's full of shit and siblinghood isn't that hard.
Shit goes downhill soon after.reader insert is a robot of younger dave made by dirk
completely forgot about this account until like 3 days ago anyways hi this is going to be a horrible miserable fic sorry for anyone looking for fluff
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== > Be Jake
Your head is swimming and pulsing with adrenaline, you’re pretty sure you ended up getting shot during the fight, but your body hasn’t registered it yet, so you’ll keep going as long as you can. You’ll need to get back to headquarters soon. But first, you need to make sure this villain is on his way to jail. You have been working non-stop to catch Ult, and it seems like you finally have. It’s been hell trying to catch someone whose speed outmatches your trigger finger and the way he warps reality, sending your bullets back at you.
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==> Be Dave
Slowing it down, until the bass is almost unnoticable, forcing down your feelings of fear, keeping your heart beat unheard so you can focus on the next incoming strike. Slowly moving the records back to a normal pace, the base line of a beating heart. A skip in a beat. Brown eyes boring into your soul, messy black hair pushing underneith a beanie. Red, pulsing ribbons of blood grabbing a hold of a threat. A savior. The beat picks up, scared and frantic, jumbled and messy, uncertain and unknowing. Then, nothing. Your hands are hovering over the records, frozen in place.-- -- --
Hero!Stuck DirkJake and DaveKat AU
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Dirk has a small panic episode over My Little Pony, his masculinity, and a person he really hates.
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- Part 14 of Vent Works
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- English
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- 558
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- 1/1
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Your name is DIRK. You and your friends beat the game a while back, so you've just been kinda fuckin' around on Earth C ever since. Lately, though, something's been tickling at the back of your mind. You don't know what it is, but you have a feeling you won't be able to ignore it for very much longer.
Something is gonna change very soon.
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1:26 in the morning. Middle of the city. The only lights being the neon signs from the bars and clubs nearby, combined with the occasional streetlight.
He could see his breath. It was raining. That didn't happen all too often.
The water made his clothes cling to his skin.
He helped create this world. It was almost funny how much that he wanted to leave it.
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OR: Dirk can't stand living anymore. But Hal can't bare the thought of losing him.
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If You Wanted Me to Get Into the Coffin, You Shouldn't Have Bought It At A Discount by CoffinBreaker
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Splitting on anyone is a pretty harsh experience. Splitting on your on-and-off-again Favorite Person who happens to be your big brother who consistently neglects you might be a bit harsher. Needless to say, you've had enough. You're getting the fuck out of dodge.
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[The apartment you grew up in was pretty messy, but it was never this bad. Maybe it’s because he’s alone and doesn’t have to worry about other people tripping and hurting themselves or whatever– not that the place you grew up in was particularly concerned for your safety
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"are you sure youre like
okay living alone"]or; dave offers dirk to move in with him, and dirk responds appropriately. as he always does.
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You feel like shit.
You should really get to bed.
On the other hand…
Jacking off.
(You don't even have to imagine him undressed)dave beats it thinking about her housemate slash best friend slash lowercase-b bro slash fucking. dirk for the nth fucking time
she hates herself about it a lot
she angsts herself into a panic attack- into just a whole lot of bullshit really. it ends well tho i sweari havent posted an actual fic in years and years and i havent posted smut ever so uh. constructive criticism. yeah.
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Jake English's life plan is simple. Make money. Get married. Have kids. But when a young man named Dirk walks into his life and won't leave, things aren't so simple anymore.
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The Prince of Heart, with his mind always racing, asks for silence. The Prince of Rage, of course, complies.
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Anisakiasis is a gastric parasitosis caused by nematode worms of the family Anisakidae, specifically Anisakis simplex, Anisakis physeteris, and Pseudoterranova decipiens. These are usually acquired after ingesting raw seafood or fish. It is one of the few parasites that can affect the stomach, potentially causing gastric perforation.
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Dirk ingested larvae after a fishing trip on Jake’s island, and now he is suffering from anisakiasis.
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John lets himself in and climbs the stairs to the second-floor studio, where the piano lives, flicking on the lights as he goes. It’s well after most classes and dance companies have retired for the evening, and he usually has this place all alone. It’s a little lonely… but it’s better than nothing.
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- Part 3 of Gods and Witches in a Dangerous Future
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Ten years after a childhood kiss and an abrupt goodbye, Jake English and Dirk Strider collide in a crowded cafe.
Jake is an archaeology student looking for the past and Dirk is a mechanic trying to outrun it. As their worlds overlap again, they realize that while the names and faces have changed, the "unfinished sentence" of their friendship is far from over.
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Your name is Jade Harley. You spend your time crocheting, watching TV, and using your work as a private investigator to stay on top of your... issues. And the other day, A-list director David Strider, who has recently come into guardianship of his younger brother, requested your services.
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AKA: No-SBURB AU where Jade and Dave meet through Jade's job as a PI.
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Dave wasn't shocked when Dirk came to him to say he'd fucked up. Fucking up seemed to be the typical Strider skill at this point, especially his brother. But when he'd told him that he'd somehow merged different splinters into himself and that they were fighting for his body, he wasn't so sure if Dirk was telling an awful joke, or if he had genuinely made the biggest of all fucking mistakes.
Quickly, he realised, it wasn't a joke at all.
And oh boy. Dirks were insufferable.
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Dirk and Jake break up. This isn’t taken lightly.
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Dirk Vs. BPD.
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jake english is an international student from england. spending his year in the states, he experiences the roller-coaster that are the relationships he forms there.
dirk strider is a engineering major at the college jake has started attending. working in the mornings at an off campus cafe, the off chance that they run into each other is low but never zero!
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- Part 1 of Pressurestuck
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Jade and John have been through the worst together and both long for their missing family members. When they, along with some friends, stumble upon a stranger they might just have the chance to reunite. But first, they need to find a way to get across the country without dying to the apocalypse.
As Jake would say, "Oh, cripes!"Series
- Part 3 of Homestuck
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“You look like you’ve been fighting shadow monsters or something!” John says, starting forward to get into the room. “Seriously. You look actually awful, are you, like… Are you okay?”
“I’m great,” you say dimly.
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Dirk is an overachiever, meaning that getting a simple passing grade on an exam is a fate worse than death. Someone needs to save him from himself, as usual.