A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover
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×Comments are welcome, this is a completely original work, from my own brain, no AI or tools were used.×
◇Ascended Astarion meets a shut-in introvert, two facades clash◇
“I apologize Lord Astarion, but the summoning spell did work properly, she just so happened to have lived in a different realm from this one, one without magic. I can send her back and recast the spell again if you wish.” The old wizard tried to reassure the elf.
Stormi sighed quietly in relief, unfortunately her computer didn't get the memo to shut up.
“Fuck you! And fuck everything you've ever done to me!” Astarion’s own voice rang out over her speakers before she slammed the laptop shut and clutching it to her chest, hoping, praying he didn't think too much of it.
“No, on second thought I think I'll keep this one.” The elf walked closer to the girl with her laptop, now wide eyed, pale and shaking in fear, she knew who he was and what sort of tendencies he had, could she survive him? Would he send her home after whatever he summoned her for is finished? She already knew the answer, a resounding NO.
It was a bad day to choose to fight Cazador in Baldur’s Gate 3.
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- Part 1 of A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover
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Yvette, the silver haired half elf was tired, so tired of how many masters she had gone through who promised to restore her vision if she was an obedient maid. Despite being a vampire spawn without a vampire master, she gave up her music, her time, her very dignity to them all and none have kept their promise. Now she was being sold off once again, however as soon as she was brought into her new living quarters she could smell the presence of another vampire, but not like any she had ever come across before.
No matter, this will be the same just like all the others, no point in getting her hopes up for something that would clearly never happen. Probably best to avoid this Lord Ancunin so as to not get attached to yet another disappointment of a master.
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- Part 2 of A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover
- Part 1 of The Blind Maid
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It was about a year after the defeat of the Absolute and Seraphina an aasimar, a descendant of Lathander, had failed in her mission. She had fallen in combat against the vampire ascendant, but before her soul could be collected by her beloved Morning lord, suddenly she was thrown back into a dark empty cold place.
She was in a cold tight box with an ache in her stomach, she punched through the wood easily and dug her way out of the dirt, had someone buried her while she was still alive? But that didn't make sense, she felt empty, cold on the inside, like most of her divine light had abandoned her.
“Welcome back, my adorable new spawn.” A sinister yet very proud voice sounded from somewhere nearby, the voice of the person she had fallen in battle to.
"Spawn? No… no, no, NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE!"
It's no wonder Lathander had abandoned her, he despised the undead, and now she was trapped. Doomed to be a plaything of this evil vampire lord. But maybe it was wrong to immediately judge him as evil, he's arrogant but maybe not as evil as she was told…
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- Part 3 of A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover
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A Shadow's Eternal Golden Flower by Akira_of_the_fae
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Oct 2025
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Marigold was a prostitute, along with her five stray vampire spawn sisters, for lack of a better word. Although she prefers ‘dangerous and exotic performing monkey’. She danced and performed to entertain, day and night in the same scummy underground building for over a hundred years.
However, after the attack of the Absolute cult was taken out, there have been changes. Small at first, clients speaking in more hushed tones as if afraid and one name was mentioned more and more often, a new partiar Lord Ancunin, not knowing who to trust they never spoke in detail. Then regular clients began disappearing all together. Most of which Marigold would laugh as they burned in a fire but things were off and she had a hunch something was coming.
And sure enough something did come, in the form of the building above them getting demolished and causing the ceiling of theirs to collapse exposing them to the sky for the first time in over a century.
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- Part 4 of A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover
- Part 3 of Chimera#108
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If You Give a Vampire a Drink by Akira_of_the_fae
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Ravenloft (Roleplaying Game)
31 Jul 2026
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“Opal, where are you going?”
“To Faerûn! I finally got the ok to travel to other realms and there happens to be an empty vampire castle I wish to have a bit of chaos in!”
At least the palace was supposed to be empty, it was a year after the Absolute crisis after all.
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“Not now Astarion! I want to have a little more fun exploring!” Opallyna complained as she struggled to escape the vampire's grip.
“You know who I am? And why should I allow a little pixy to cause mischief around my palace?” His eyes widened with shock then glimmered amusement, just who was this little pixie playing around his house?
Fuck… His palace? Then that means… Opallyna felt a chill run up her spine as the vampire gazed down at her in his hand, his crimson eyes shining with greed.
There tends to be one rule transmigrators have and Opallyna had just broken it, Lord Astarion wasn't a group of pixels on a screen anymore. How was she going to get out of this? She had assumed Astarion was persuaded away from the ritual and was off traveling with Tav living his best life, little too late did she realize the opposite was true.
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- Part 5 of A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover
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This is a submission to the pregnant Cazador prompt for Immortal Rinny.
After a joint ascension with Astarion, Cazador has gotten everything he's ever wanted. Freedom from the hunger, sunlight on his skin and all the power he could ever want except one thing. A child. His child, born of his own body.
His late master Vellioth had always hated the thought of Cazador’s family line continuing so he purposely attempted to sterilize him. Astarion couldn't care less about what Cazador wants, but indulges his desire for sex, it's not like he will actually get pregnant right?
But he is the immortal vampire ascendent, Cazador Szarr, and he always gets what he wants!
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- Part 6 of A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover
- Part 4 of The Blind Maid
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After Astarion’s ascension and the brain’s defeat, Astarion is refurbishing his new palace to host any kind of soiree or Ball he felt like hosting, those hideous fading carpets would have to GO! He is the vampire ascendant, he no longer needs to hide from the sun so open the windows! However, in a hidden dungeon he happens upon what looks like an elvish corpse, dirty and mangled. Uh! Such things should no longer be in MY palace! As he got closer though, he could hear it, an extremely slow faint heartbeat. Is it still alive? Why did Cazador keep this thing down here locked up with infernal runes on its chains?
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- Part 2 of Shishka’s Vampiric Fruits
- Part 7 of A+ Astarion being a Smoothbrain Lover