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When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
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- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home
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A Song of Shadows by MoonWitch96
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Cartoon), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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On the day Sansa Stark is to wed Tyrion Lannister, a Gate of Red Light opens its maw in the Great Sept of King’s Landing.
A Song of Shadows is written in the histories of Westeros when Sansa Stark takes the Stranger’s hand instead.
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- Part 22 of The Redhead Conspiracy
- Part 17 of Musings In A Song
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Right. Waking up as a female Sasuke after the massacre, Aiko, now with some new memories of things to come, understands one thing.
She is screwed.
Not only does she need to get ready for a moon goddess, kill an eye fetishist, dodge a pedophile snake, and possibly drag her stupid, dying older brother home, kicking and screaming, she needs to figure out her own mess of whether or not she’s actually Aiko or just a body snatcher. And possibly, quite literally, use her own Will of Fire to BURN IT ALL DOWN.
A take on the Uchiha Massacre aftermath, from the perspective of an oc-insert.
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"By a show of hands," Sensei Lawrence called, "who here thought Lorena was my daughter?"
In rapid response, a litany of arms went up.
"Robby, what the hell? Put your hand down."
Or, girl wakes up in Cobra Kai, so girl learns karate. The rest is collateral.
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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Couple of Hometown Heroes by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.
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Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.
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- Part 1 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
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"I'll keep you updated. In the meantime, go back to sleep. When you need to worry, I'll tell you."
"Heh." Ryland ran his hand down his face. "It's terrible you know that it actually makes me feel better. What would I do without you?"
"Explode at a colleague at a conference and get expelled from academia and become a middle school teacher." Eva said, promptly.
"Wow, you've thought about that way too hard." Ryland laughed. "Middle schoolers might not vape in class, though. Maybe I should switch."
"Let's not joke."
or: fourteen conversations where ryland grace doesn’t realize eva stratt is a time traveller
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25 May 2026
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eva stratt The Woman Ever
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Hail Mary, full of Grace (are you sure about this, Stratt?!) by Des98, princelokiofasgard
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fed-sitting and hunting a killer collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.