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RXYALEKXR0M1's questions
to riddle: how do you feel about your friends? (dont try to deny it) :D
Riddle: Acquaintances. They are like Rielle but split into 7 seperate bodies. Whether it's good or bad thing is something I do not know. (A/n: Good thing, but don't tell him I said that)
(and how do you feel being the practice kid for basically all of your upperclassmen?)
Riddle: Horrible, absolutely fucking horrible.
Riddle: I did not agree to being their practice child.... But it's alright I suppose... They spoil me too much though.
(Somewhere in other parts of Night Raven College or dorms, four sophomores sneezed.)
Commas are overrated. IDC if we're eating our grandma or eating with our grandma (Guest)'s question:
Question for Jamil: When will u admit that u and Azul r dating?
Jamil: The fuck is that name, and we're not dating????
Kalim: ...
Kalim: *leans towards Riddle's ear* they're not?
Riddle: If Jamil rejects Azul, the octopus will remain single with his yearning ass.
Jamil: ??? *confused noises*
Azul: UNPROVOKED?!
Catgoesmoo's question:
to all of them, who's your favorite in the friend group and why?
Riddle: I have no favorite. (A/n: Jamil and Silver, don't tell him I said that though)
Ruggie: Kalim because... y'know.
Azul: Ruggie(suprisingly), he's very helpful with things if you bribe him with money.
Jade: Kalim, he is very enthusiastic with his view of life even after all the things that had happened to him. Which I find myself respecting him.
Floyd: Goldfishie! He's fun to anger, and his face went he's angry is so cute~. Fuhehehe~.
Kalim: Even though I love everyone, I'll go with Jamil! He's been my best friend since when we were little and I'm much more closer to him than the others. And I would like to stay best friends with him.
Jamil: It's Silver, even though he's... questionable at times with the amount of roleplays he did in the group chat. At least, he respects when I want space, now if only certain people can do that as well...
Silver: It's my roleplaying partner, Jade. Even though I avoided him at the start of the school year and a few days when the group chat was made, he actually became someone I enjoyed being around with and he indulges the random ideas I get in my head. He's truly a very great friend.
FleurofFleur (Guest)'s question:
Question to the Octotrio, which dorm do you think has the best decor or vibe?
Azul: Well... I suppose it would be Pomefiore. I don't really have a clear favorite, I just went with what I think what would be best suited for me if I wasn't bloated.
Jade: Ignihyde, the technology there will help me grow my mushrooms much faster so I could feed them to people. Too bad they are afraid of me and won't let me in there.
Floyd: Heartslabyul, cuz of the rules. If I break the rules, the more I see Goldfishie's face bein' red!
Anista_anna's questions:
For Silver and Jade: When will you two admit your feelings for eachother? And don't lie!
Silver: What feelings are you talking about?
Jade: ...
Jade: Maybe one day.
Silver: Huh?
Jade: Nothing.
For Riddle: What are your honest thoughts about Floyd?
Riddle: He's quite annoying sometimes; but when he isn't annoying me, he's soft spoken... I worry someone might've possessed him not knowing Floyd's personality during those times.
For Octrio: Why are you three such yearners and fumblers?
Azul: Ouch.
Jade: Not going to answer that, Azul?
Jade: Or are you embarrassing that it's true?
Azul: Stop teasing me?
Azul: How about you two answer it.
Floyd: I dunno!
Floyd: Mers fall in love once and that's it.
Jade: Yes, mers falling a second time is quite unheard of.
Azul: I feel like you two are avoiding the question.
Jade: Oh, we're not, dear Azul.
Jade: We are answering as to why we are yearners, aren't we?
Azul: ...
Azul: I suppose you did...
For everyone: What do you think of each other?
Riddle: They are of great company. If they don't accidentally cause drama. (A/n: That's a lie, he enjoys watching the drama)
Ruggie: Nepo babies, all of them... Except Jamil.
Ruggie: But ehh. They're great to be around with.
Azul: ...
Azul: I guess they are my... friends. My first ever other than the tweels.
Jade: I like teasing them. And I like how they don't mind me talking about my interests.
Floyd: They're not too borin' to be around.
Floyd: They actually keep me interested.
Kalim: ABSOLUTE CINEMA!
Kalim: THEY ARE FRIENDS I CHERISH 'CAUSE THEY DON'T USE ME FOR MONEY!
Jamil: They don't see me as someone below them, but rather of equal footing. and I prefer it that way.
Silver: They broke my nonchalant streak...
Silver: Which is good, because I can practice showing more emotions.
Silver: I need to show them, I'm my father's son.
I’m gay (Guest)'s questions:
For Jamil: How did it feel when Azul ran to your dorm to cling to you for like an hour in chapter eleven?
Jamil: Ugh... Don't remind me.
Jamil: The hug was nice, I guess...? Although I prefer if it was not him who hugged me. (A/n: He's drowning guys)
For the tweels: Do you two ever fight over who Azul says the favorite is?
Jade: Oh, no. Not at all.
Jade: Hold on, let me just go give Ruggie some mushroom soup I made.
Floyd: Shark Sucker better watch his back.
Ruggie: *unaware of being Azul's favorite (suprisingly)*
HXE_highlighz124's questions:
To Riddle- have you ever thought about Floyd in anything that made you flush?
Riddle: ...
Riddle: The way he apologized when we were leaving Scarabia... He was... something. (Chapter 1)
Riddle: WAIT, NO—!
To Floyd- when Riddle flew you across the room in orientation, did you have a gay awakening 👀?
Floyd: Yes. No question asked.
Silver: Bro didn't even deny it...
Ruggie: That's crazy
To silver- are you playing hard to get on purpose?
Silver: Huh???????
To Jamil- same with Silver's question.
Jamil: What Silver said.
Jamil: Huh???????
To Kalim- did you hate yourself?
Kalim: Was it not obvious? Of course I do hate myself.
Kalim: Every part of my being I loathe. I don't want this life. I want to end it all. But I promised them I would get better. To love myself.
Kalim: But I just can't.
Kalim: So I wonder... Would I be like this if I wasn't an heir? Would my mother finally see me as her son rather than a chess piece for higher power? Would I be happy?
Kalim: I wonder. So, so, so much. I want to live a life where no one decides the path I walk. I do. I really, really do.
Kalim: But I'm stuck living this life. Of an heir. Of a burden to Jamil. To everyone.
To Ruggie- what did you feel when you saw Kalim bleeding?
He wishes to not answer so I shall do it for him (oh sevens, I feel like those gacha reaction videos when a character is emotional and they get a break...)
He couldn't breathe, the sight of Kalim's body covered in crimson liquid was engraved within his mind until now. His heart barely pulsing rang through his ears. He would wake up from nightmares of Kalim screaming at him, why. Why did he not save him. Why did he not arrive sooner. Why did he let him die. He doesn't want to relive that moment. He wishes not to. It suffocated him. He doesn't want to lose him. No, he doesn't want to.
To Jamil- have you not still realized? Why are you still avoiding everything.
Jamil: ...
Jamil: Isn't avoiding everything much better than confronting it? And if it does catch up with me, I will deal with the consequences.
Jamil: ...Although, this mindset is toxic, I know. I just can't help but think of it as such.
(I don't know what you mean by that question so uhh... yeah)
Jeanchan69's question:
To Riddle and Trey.... Will you marry my super cool yuusona named Jean...
Riddle: Pardon me, but who is Jean?
Trey: ?
Trey: Well, I'm flattered but I'm sorry.
FLOWERINCRISIS's question
To the 3rd (now 2nd) years: what you guys think about the 1rsties friendship? And about their *romantic* relationships?
Trey: I'm happy Riddle has friends to hang around with and their dynamics actually compliment one another.
Trey: No comment about their 'romantic' relationships. They're just gay.
Cater: ACK, they are so chaotic! I subtly heard from Rids that something happened...? Never specified though.
Cater: #lovetheirgayfriendship
Leona: Gays.
Vil: Well, their friendship is certainly a shocker. I must admit, when I saw them hang out for a first time, I spit out my tea... How undignified of me.
Vil: And as for a second one... They remain oblivious to it.
Rook: Ah, leur amitié est un véritable enchantement pour les yeux! Et ils sont tout simplement si joyeux—dans les deux sens du terme. (A/n: Google translated)
Idia: IDK, their group is like a side quest I didn't know existed and IDC 'bout their relationships. (A/n: That's a lie, he lowkey wants them to get together.)
Malleus: I don't have any idea as to how or why the Headmage made them friends. But I must admit, he did a good job on that.
Malleus: Their relationships... They are... something.
Lilia: Fuhehe~ I'm glad Silver is making friends! And when Malleus came back to the dorm one night saying he had a child, I nearly had a heart attack! Thankfully, Silver classified that the child in question was Riddle Rosehearts! Riddle is a good kid although he let his emotions out whenever something slightly angers him. Ruggie is also a good kid and a... slightly good...? influence on Silver. And Azul— (he keeps rambling on about them)
Lilia: Ahem... They are also very gay. Which works both ways.
I_Eat_Your_Angst's question:
question for all the current first years: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :)
Kalim: Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Floyd: Woodchuck could chuck wood!
Ruggie: Would?
Jamil: Dumbass. It's wood.
Ruggie: Are you mocking me?
Ruggie: Are you mocking me in SLIPPERS?!
Jamil: YOU'RE WEARING SLIPPERS TOO.
sakusaiisverygay's questions:
riddle: who are your top5 favorite and bottom5 least favorite nrc students?
Riddle: Hm... I don't necessary have a favorite nor a least favorite list of people.
Riddle: Rather, I am extremely neutral with all.
Ruggie: That's a lie, he does have a list.
Riddle: ...No, I don't—.
Ruggie: In fact, I can go get it now.
Riddle: RUGGIE!
lilia: do you hate your children (why is your cooking so bad bru)
Lilia: What do you mean? My cooking is delicious! My boys said so.
Malleus: ...Hmn.
Silver: Yeah... Delicious.
Silver: *Calling on the phone with Sebek* Right?
Sebek: ...YES, LILIA-SAMA!
Sebek: IT'S... VERY GOOD!
jade: pumili or piliin (choose or be chosen)
Jade: I'd rather be chosen rather than choose. Because if I choose but they don't choose me, then it would feel like betrayal, no? Although, if I were to be chosen, then it will feel like you're special enough to be chosen, no? Just me? Okay.
Jade: But then again... I also would like to choose since it gives me the free will to do whatever I want without anyone choosing what I want to do.
Jade: *sigh* How difficult.
Rosehearts1501's questions:
A QUESTION FOR RIDDLE
What are your cousins names 🤔
Riddle: You already know Rielle. The others are Radrian, Rafferty, Reef, Rhys, Ruairi, and Reynir. (A/n: Credits to that one YouTube comment who let me use these names)
And why did your dad fought with the other mer?
Riddle: Ah... That... Let's just say the mer said something my Papa didn't like.
Riddle: By which I won't say.
Shiroooooo88's questions:
Kalim what did you hear riddle mumble after your turn in two truths one lie?
Kalim: Hmm... Hold on, let me recall..
Kalim: Uhh I think it was him saying he was glad he's not known to the public and not an heir? I don't know what he meant by that though.
Riddle what's your relationship with malleus, vil and leona you seem quite close their nicknames for you are adorable
Riddle: Practice child.
Riddle: Without my consent.
Riddle: And dragging me into their divorce dramas.
Riddle what's happened to your pet lobster Rosie
Riddle: Eaten.
Riddle what was the wish that the shooting stars cannot grant you
Riddle: Well, I never once wished a upon a star actually. However, I did read that if two people or more people were to wish upon the same shooting star then only one of the people's wishes will come true.
Riddle: I wanted Rielle's wish to come true. That's why I didn't wish on that star.
Riddle: ...I guess multiple people wished on that star. That's why his wish didn't come true.
Rielle help your cousin out and realize his feelings for certain eel (no not the one married to a fruit loop)
Rielle: Who's... Fruit loop?
Rielle: *GASP* WAIT, RIRI LIKES SOMEONE?!
Riddle: NO, I DON'T—?!
Rielle: I GOTTA TELL THE OTHERS!!!
Riddle: RIELLE!
———
[The R's]
Rielle
GUYS RIRI LIKES SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riddle
I DON'T!
STOP LYING!
Radrian
OH?!
LITTLE RED CORAL LIKES SOMEONE?!
Riddle
I DON'T?!
Reef
Is it a man/mer?
Rielle
I think so?
Reef
YES
I KNEW HE WAS GAY
Riddle
I'M NOT GAY!
Rhys
there is this river in Scalding Sand...
Jeanchan69's question:
Riddle would you willingly beat up Floyd if you had the chance?/j/j
Riddle: Why is it always me...
Riddle: But to answer your question, yes.
Jamil: This relationship is so toxic...
Riddle: What relationship?
Kalim: So toxic...
Ruggie: I somehow feel like you both can't be talking.
littleredridingriddle's questions:
To MalLeo: are you aware your favorite child (it's Riddle cuz I said so) is being courted(?)/admired and what are your thoughts on this.
Leona: He's being what?
Malleus: ...And the one who is courting him never asked our permission?
Malleus: How improper of him.
Leona: Him? Are you insisting something?
Malleus: Yes, is he not gay?
Riddle: I'm not being courted though????
To the (now) firsties: who do you ship among your friend group +your upperclassmen?
Riddle: Azul and Jamil. Trey and Cater.
Riddle: The latter has some strange situationship I'm not sure they even know about and I need them to get their shit together before Kalim's prediction of me overblotting.
Ruggie: Leona and Malleus.
Ruggie: Listen... Their divorced toxic asses need to be together for the children.
Azul: Ruggie and Kalim.
Azul: Jade and Silver. Floyd and Riddle.
Azul: Only reason why I answered the last two, they would complain to me if I don't.
Jade: Azul and Jamil.
Jade: Leona and Vil.
Jade: The fact we all, well not all, agree to ship some of us is so romantic.
Floyd: Me and Goldfishie.
Floyd: Seagull and Sea Lion. Cuz Sea Lion would be annoyed at that. Hehe.
Kalim: Azul x Jamil. Floyd x Riddle. Jade x Silver. Ruggie x Me!
Kalim: ...
Kalim: I wonder if our upperclassmen have some weird polyamory.
Jamil: None on our group.
Jamil: Cater x Malleus.
Jamil: With the amount of times Cater-senpai was bold somehow made Malleus-senpai flush.
Silver: We should be in a poly. Joking. Joking.
Silver: They look like a poly ass group.
(A/n: I'm such a multishipper...)
PinkAlicorn's questions:
To the first years: Did you expect this to be the outcome of the group chat?
Every one: No/Maybe/Maypahs.
Floyd: Who TF said maypahs.
Jade: I just know it was you.
Floyd: Guys, my twin hates me...
Jade: Cry about it.
What were you expecting to happen?
Riddle: I thought I won't chat there that often when I first made it.
Riddle: But Kalim is like a glue.
Azul: Same as what Riddle answered.
Jade: Well.
Jade: I had thought it was just like those group chats.
Jade: Like, it will serve its purpose for a week then be abandoned.
Floyd: Fun for a day, borin' the next.
Kalim: A fun forever group chat with multiple people who I hoped to be friends with!
Jamil: Dead.
Silver: Eh.
Silver: If I'm honest, I didn't really expect much from it.
Silver: However, there is one we agreed on, Kalim did most of the work in keeping it together.
Silver: Even if it was almost killing himself.
Silver: ... Sorry, Kalim.
Kalim: Haha! It's fine, I got over it!
Ruggie: I didn't.
To Riddle: Why do you think Crowley made you create the group chat? Not why the group chat exists, but why you specifically were chosen to make it.
Riddle: His track record of dumping that responsibility on to students.
Riddle: And unfortunately, I had to be chosen out of the 7 housewardens.
Riddle: Ah, wait I read that wrong. My apologies.
Riddle: Hm... Perhaps for entertainment.
sighmyusernamewastaken's question: * Screams happily*
For Jade and Silver: Are you guys just dating each other or are both of you in a foursome *polyamory* with Ruggie and Kalim?
Silver: Why are people thinking we are dating???????
Jade: Yes, I wonder why they think of that.
Riddle: Look at your weird ass roleplays then we can talk.
Ruggie: Don't put me in the same place as those two roleplayers.
Kalim: Haha... No.
Kalim: I already have Ruggie.
Kalim: They can have themselves.
Azul: *sigh* We all are still baffled by the fact they aren't dating.
(A/n: The correct term should be Polyamory, because a Foursome refers to four people doing intercourse.)
For Jamil: When are you going to admit that your super in love with Azul?
Jamil: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM?!
Kalim: Denial is a river in the Scalding Sands...
Ruggie: And multiple beings are drowning in it.
Kalim: You were in it once. You can't get to talk.
For Riddle: How are you still sane??
Riddle: Good question.
Riddle: I don't know.
strawberrysatori's question
Can I be Silver and Jades third /silly
Silver: *giggles shyly, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear*
Silver: S-sure. *I stutter*
Jade: *I hid my face in my hands, hiding how pink it was*
Floyd: Your face is going to be purple if you don't stop.
Jade: Stop threatening to punch me???
Jade: Guys, my twin is so abusive!
Floyd: BITCH?!
Azul: ...Why were there subtitles?
poker_rekop's questions:
to Riddle: if you had the chance, would you live in the Coral Sea instead of on the surface?
Riddle: Obviously.
Riddle: I like it there than the surface.
Riddle: No offense.
to Floyd: What made you fall for Riddle in the first place?
Floyd: The way he threw me at orientation and his angry face made me fell in love.
Floyd: And he is still interesting even after four months.
Floyd: I thought it would be nothing more than a fleeting feeling I feel but it keeps getting stronger each day.
(A/n: Ew romance, why did I put the romance tags...)
to Kalim: How did you first feel about the Pop music club.
Kalim: AMAZING!
Kalim: They have so many instruments I could play whenever I want, that I didn't have back in my home. Because I was busy being kidnappedandabused and y'know y'know y'know, y'know?
Kalim: Although, I did feel nervous joining... They welcomed me with open arms!
to all: what would be your choice of a good first date if you had no budget?
Riddle: A romantic date near the ocean.
Riddle: It might be basic but I just like it.
Ruggie: Going to a luxury restaurant.
Ruggie: Even better if they let us bring home the food.
Azul: Going to a movie theater I suppose.
Azul: However, I don't really expect him to reciprocate my feelings. So I have no clear answer on that one.
Jade: Mountain climbing.
Jade: We can talk about my interest, their interest, eat the homemade food I made—I know for a fact they can't cook, and have fun throughout.
Floyd: A fun dive in the ocean and sky diving!
Kalim: We can go to one of my family's house and watching movies under the night sky in the garden!
Kalim: Then fall asleep in each other's arms...
Jamil: I'm not going on a date any time soon with having to guard Kalim 24/7.
Silver: Theatre play.
Silver: We can go to a Theatre play.
(A/n: I didn't know if you mean they have no money or have infinite money 🥹)
to the teachers: What is your favorite class period and why?
Trein: 3:00-4:00pm class time.
Trein: I like to hear Al-Asim's weird thoughts.
Vargas: 9:00-10:00am class with the third years!
Vargas: Those bunch have crazy beef with one another and would compete who's the strongest!
Crewel: 1:00-2:00pm classes.
Crewel: Even though two people give me more headaches than I can count when I forgot they shouldn't be paired up together, they are excellent brewers.
Crewel: Now, if only they could stop making fire.
Crewel: Oh and 2:00-3:00pm classes with the second years.
Crewel: Vil Schoenheit is an outstanding brewer as well.
Jeanchan69's questions (again. Dear online friend, stop...?)
To Riddle: Will you let me date your very lovely, very beautiful, very elegant, very cute, very handsome vice housewarden?
Riddle: You again—?
Riddle: And perhaps, if he wasn't in a strange not-situationship with Cater.
Silver: Yo... A ginger should hurry up.
Ruggie: LMAO.
To Floyd and Jade: Can I kiss you both on the cheek /silly
Jade: Oh?
Jade: Yes, you may. How thoughtful of you.
Floyd: Lemme squeeze yah instead, fuhehe~.
littleredridingriddle's questions (again):
To the staffs: who's your favorite student and why?
Crowley: It's young Rosehearts!
Crowley: He's a hardworking and reliable student.
Sam: Ruggie, he helps me a lot in my shop and he's a nice kid.
Vargas: The Kingscholar kid!
Vargas: Now if only he participated more...
Crewel: Vil Schoenheit, he's an excellent kid who knows how to brew, and his fashion style is just fabulous!
Trien: Al-Asim, his inquiries are something I enjoy hearing even if it sometimes gives me headaches.
To the upperclassmen: who's your favorite freshie and why?
Trey: Ah... Riddle.
Trey: I'm not relatively close to any of the freshmen other than Riddle so... yeah.
Cater: Kalim! Sorry, Rids...
Cater: He's a good company to be around although his trauma dumps are... #concerning.
Leona: Stuck between Rugs and Red.
Vil: Well, it's Herz.
Vil: For obvious reasons.
Rook: I show no favorites!
Rook: Every one of the Freshmen are of equal footing for me!
Idia: Azul-shi...
Idia: We're on the same LVL... I think.
Malleus: The children.
Lilia: Ah, well it would obviously be Silver!
Lilia: Why, I would be a bad father if I don't answer my own son that I raised!
To the firsties: say one good thing about each of the other freshies.
Azul: ...
Azul: I'm not doing that.
Ruggie: Who wouldn't?
Ruggie: The list of Freshmen are a lot and I'm not going to list one thing about them without payment.
Kalim: I would...
Kalim: But like... I don't wanna.
Floyd: If I say one good thin' 'bout them then I'd be lyin'.
Jade: Stop sounding like you're from the South.
Floyd: Naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Jade: I'm gonna punch you.
Riddle: What a lovely sibling relationship.
Riddle: Ruggie, let me punch you.
Ruggie: DON'T PUNCH ME?!
Jamil: Anyway.
Jamil: If I'm going to say one good thing about them, they better say one good thing about me.
Jamil: I'm doing this with reluctance.
Silver: Same.
Jamil: Never agree with me again.
Silver: Ouchie...
Silver: I thought you said I was your favorite?
Jamil: ...
Jamil: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!
Kalim: *whistling cutely*
Azul: OKAY, WHO IS PUTTING THESE SUBTITLES?!
To the firsties again: objectively speaking, who do you find the most attractive?
Jamil: I don't find anyone attractive.
Ruggie: Bro is being mysterious...
Silver: That's crazy.
Jamil: KYS.
Ruggie: Anyway, Kalim.
Kalim: Eh?
Kalim: Need anything, Ru?
Ruggie: I was just answering the question, Kali.
Kalim: Oh...
Kalim: Ruggie.
Silver: He likes someone broke...
Silver: No offense.
Ruggie: I take offense.
Floyd: Take offense and what?
Floyd: Basketball it?
Azul: Let's answer the questions please.
Jade: Then answer it, dear.
Silver: You're oddly quiet, Riri.
Riddle: Shut up, I'm rethinking why I have cousins.
Riddle: They should have broken the eggs when they had the chance.
Azul: ...
Azul: Jade, you go first.
Jade: Hm...
Jade: White hair with a wild imagination and let's me talk about my interest.
Floyd: Red heads.
Floyd: Red heads with anger issues.
Floyd: And can beat my ass.
Jamil: Bro is being direct...
Ruggie: That's crazy...
Silver: Why is it Jamil is now doing that with Ruggie and not me?
Kalim: Equality matters!
Floyd: Preach.
Floyd: *plays That Should Be Me by Rebeib Nitsuj*
Azul: Oh my sevens.
Azul: I'm not going to question why there's subtitles.
Azul: However, this question is dragging longer than I thought.
Riddle: Someone who puts up with me and my issues.
Riddle: And treats me right.
Silver: Someone who lets me yap and do roleplays with me.
Azul: ...
Azul: Did they just lock in on answering—.
Floyd: You're the last one, 'zul~.
Azul: ...Someone who respects me and my body, and loves me unconditionally.
Azul: ...Brownies.
Jamil: What?
Azul: I want brownies.
Floyd: Now I'm hungry...
Kalim: Me too!
Kalim: Jamil?
Jamil: ...
Jamil: Fine.
From an Anonymous online friend (unlike Jean...)'s question:
"What's your favorite memory so far in NRC?"
Riddle: Hm... Reuniting with Trey.
Riddle: And getting the position of Housewarden.
Ruggie: Being picked up by two princes I guess.
Ruggie: Although...
Ruggie: The consent isn't there which I find rude.
Azul: Getting the position of Housewarden.
Azul: And opening Mostro Lounge.
Jade: Well, on the days, 5 days in total, they let me yap about mushrooms.
Floyd: Shoes.
Floyd: Look me in the eyes and tell me they're bothersome.
Kalim: Having friends that don't use me!
Kalim: I love them so much. I hope they don't go bald.
Jamil: Not having Kalim for the last three months of my enrollment.
Jamil: Being seen as an equal.
Silver: Becoming friends with them.
Silver: ...
Silver: Holy shit, why are we so friendless?!
Floyd: Why is shit holy.
Kalim: Because of the gravity of the earth.
Ruggie: No, it's more like the gravity of the ocean.
Riddle: Okay, smarty pants.
Ruggie: YOU DON'T GET TO TALK.
RiftToSkk's questions:
The first one goes To the AUTHOR BC IWNTKSNG
Cough.
See, i am a hedgehog, and i am wondering, How long would it take riddle to notice me if i was with his other hedgehogs..
A/n: Hmm... I'm unsure as well however do note he loves you dearly and will give you affect sooner or later!
Riddle: will you light Ruggies hair ever? Cus like.. i feel like theyre very light-ble
Riddle: ...I never considered that.
Ruggie: Please don't?
Riddle: Please do, you say?
Riddle: Very well.
Riddle: which animal do you like the most out of every single one
Riddle: Hedgehogs.
Riddle: Absolutely adorable little ones.
Ruggie: are you a chad, a karen, or an oversorked costumer service person?
Ruggie: Honestly, the last one.
Ruggie: LOL, it's rewarding at least.
Jamil: who out of this very intressting group of people would you kiss if you had to do it (no you cant choose riddle or silver, and yes you HAVE to choose one)
Jamil: The tweels are out of the question. So is Azul.
Jamil: I'd die if I kiss Kalim.
Jamil: ...Ugh. Ruggie, I guess.
Ruggie: Bitch???
Azul: ....dear. darling. Octi. You need to look at what jade is doing bc the arson while fun, you need to stop him from burning everything down on final's week.. you just gotta do it
Azul: ...
Azul: I don't know what you're talking about.
Azul: He's not burning anything.
Jade: *smiling threatening face*
Azul: OKAY, WHO IS PUTTING SUBTITLES?!
Riddle: do you every see yourself being in a qpr..
Riddle: Again, never thought of that.
Riddle: ...Does me being... acquaintances with the others count as one?
Leona: yo. So like.. dont deduct Ruggies pay, he lwky rlly need it.. instead, when youre mad throw a can at him saying a random word bc after some time of doing it, he will be affraid of that word:)
Leona: I was not lite going to.
Leona: ...I'll... keep that in mind...
To everyone: what are your preffered pronounce? Secretly, or public or both^^
Riddle: He/him.
Riddle: Although, I don't mind if you refer to me by other pronounces.
Ruggie: He/they
Azul: All is fine for me.
Azul: Although prefer he/him.
Jade: Same as Azul.
Floyd: Same as the two above.
Azul: ...What above???
Jade: He's saying we're dead.
Kalim: He/him!
Jamil: ...Same as Kalim.
Silver: He/they. LOL.
(A/n: Note, this was the first time someone asked so malfunctioned lowk. Also I was too lazy to do the rest...)
To crewel: if you could consequence-free join Riri and Jayjay in their arson adventures, would you do it?
Crewel: ...Well—.
Riddle: What do you mean arson?
Riddle: We don't commit arson.
Crewel: ...You did—?
Jade: How must you perceive it as such...
Crewel: It was arson—?!
Jade: Anyway, answer the question, Professor Crewel.
Crewel: ...Possibly.
Also to crewel: can you somehow stop Crowley from overworking Riddle and force Riddle to have a hedgehog therapy session..
Crewel: I will try my best on that.
Author: do you plan on making a certain cat appear in the chat ever or no..
A/n: Not anytime soon it seems.
Author: hypothetically, if riddle started breaking the forth wall by talking to us.. how would the others react?
A/n: Well, Floyd and Kalim would have another buddy to bond with while the others are looking at them in confusion.
Silver: do you think theres at least 1 animal that doesnt like you?
Silver: Not really? I mean Vorpal did dislike me up until a month ago, a few days before the group chat was created.
Silver: Does that count?
Floyd&Jade: could you talk like eachother? If so, would you ever use that to fuck with others? Like, act like each other for a week or smth..
Floyd: Fufufu~ Why we would never do such horrible thing for our amusement!
Jade: Yeah, Floyd 'n I would never do that, fuhehe~.
Jmail: give everyone in the gc a nickname, hack the system and change the unchaged names to those nicknames:D
Jmail: ...
Jmail: One day.
Kalim: ..would you consider hedgehig therapy if it existed or are you content with the therapy u have rn..
Kalim: I want both.
Kalim: Give me both.
Riddle: share your most favorite unhinged songs pls.. also, if you havent heared of it, you should tots listen to Dog eat Dog!!!
Riddle: ...
Riddle: I'd rather not say.
Trein: do you think theres any charac- STUDENTS- who Lucius likes?
Trein: Hm?
Trein: Well, Silver for example.
Trein: And Rosehearts since Lucius said he like his company.