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[09/13/xx]
[5:46pm]
Riddle Rosehearts made a group chat.
Riddle Rosehearts added Floyd Leech, Jade Leech, Kalim Al-Asim, and 4 more.
Riddle Rosehearts names the group chat 'The First Years'.
Riddle Rosehearts
Greetings, everyone!
As you can tell, I made this group chat.
Jade Leech
Greetings, Riddle, may I inquire as to why you made this?
Riddle Rosehearts
Certainly.
The head mage wanted the first years to have a group chat, and as you know; I'm the house warden of Heartslabyul even if I'm a first year.
Jade Leech
Ah, no wonder.
~~
[7:05pm]
Jamil Viper
a question @Riddle Rosehearts
Riddle Rosehearts is online.
Riddle Rosehearts
Yes?
Jamil Viper
why did you add Kalim
Riddle Rosehearts
Is he not a student here?
Or am I mistaken?
Azul Ashengrotto
As far as I have been informed, there was no student by the name 'Kalim Al-Asim'.
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh.
@Kalim Al-Asim Pray tell, why did the head mage gave me a piece of paper with your name on it even though you're not a student here?
Kalim Al-Asim is online.
Kalim Al-Asim
hello!
and actually i enrolled late 😅
sorry for not telling you, Jamil!
Jamil Viper
oh
it's fine
which dorm are you in
Kalim Al-Asim
Scarabia!
from what the head mage told me
Jamil Viper
oh
let me go prepare for your arrival
Jamil Viper went offline.
Kalim Al-Asim
okiee!
Kalim Al-Asim went offline.
Riddle Rosehearts
...Hm.
Well, I must go as well.
Riddle Rosehearts went offline.
Azul Ashengrotto
Ah.
Well then.
Azul Ashengrotto went offline.
———
[09/14/xx]
[00:37am]
Floyd Leech
meh bored
Ruggie Bucchi
if ur bored then GO TO SLEEP
Ruggie Bucchi went offline.
Floyd Leech
:(
Floyd Leech went offline.
~~
[6:00am]
Silver
Hello?
Riddle Rosehearts
Ah, Silver!
The Equestrian club requested our presence, shall we go?
Silver
This early?
Damn.
But okay.
Silver went offline.
~~
[4:09pm]
Riddle Rosehearts
@Jade Leech Get your brother off me!
Jade Leech
Haha.
Apologies, Riddle.
I'll get him.
~~
[7:56pm]
Kalim Al-Asim
@everyone do u guys wanna come to Scarabia? :3
im throwing a party!
Multiple users are online.
Riddle Rosehearts
Apologies! I cannot come over there.
I need to study for the quiz on Friday.
Jade Leech
Rosehearts, darling, it's Monday today.
Riddle Rosehearts
Do not call me that!
And besides it's advance study.
Floyd Leech
hehe
Goldfishie doesn't know how to have fun~
Riddle Rosehearts
You—!
Of course, I do know how to have fun!
Floyd Leech
hmm suuuuurrreee
i'll believe yah
fuhehe i bet ur red as a goldfish now~!
Riddle Rosehearts
Floyd Leech!
Reprimand your attitude this once!
Jade Leech
Fufufu~ that's not going to work on him, Riddle-san.
Floyd Leech
if Goldfishie asked!
Riddle Rosehearts
Thank you, and do not call me by that stupid nickname.
Jade Leech
...
Azul Ashengrotto
...How?
Just how?
Ruggie Bucchi
who cares
@Kalim Al-Asim im comin' to yah party for the food
those are free right?
Kalim Al-Asim
yup!
Jamil Viper
just come to Scarabia
I'll
do the rest
like always
Silver
So, edible food?
Kalim Al-Asim
uh yh
u wanna come?
Silver
I don't know.
Kalim Al-Asim
oh
well to those that want to come ur always welcome!
———
Kalim beamed when he saw who he thought was Ruggie. He waved at him, and the person also waved back. "Welcome! Welcome to Scarabia!" He grasped his wrist, pausing.
He could feel the bones through the skin.
He wasn't eating enough.
He wasn't eating.
He wasn't being fed well.
He needs to eat.
He needs to eat. He needs to eat. He need to eat. He needs to eat. He needs to eat.
Ruggie looked awkward, freeing his wrist from Kalim's grasp. Kalim snapped back to reality and plastered back his smile. "Ah, I'm sorry for staring at you earlier! I was just mesmerized by your looks!"
Not that it was a lie. Besides, Ruggie looks cute blushing!
"Ah.. uhm... well—."
"Shark Sucker, nice to see yah!" Looking behind Ruggie, Kalim saw a trio. One of them had glasses on with a 'Let's make a deal' smile, and the two, who were twins, had teal hair—one of them had a black strand on the left and the other had it on the right.
The one who had it on the left, grinned at him. "Hmm~ yah look like a Sea Otter. Nee, Sea Otter, is Kingyo-chan here~?"
Kalim blinked at him, tilting his head in confusion. 'Kingyo-chan...? Is that... Uhh Riddle, was it?'
Seeing the look on Kalim's face, the guy's smile dropped into a disinterested one. He began to turn around when his twin placed his hand on his shoulder. "Now, now, Floyd, you agreed to come here. There's no backing out now."
Ah, so that was Floyd Leech... Meaning the right strand guy is Jade Leech. Kalim internally nodded.
"Tch, whatever. Goldfishie isn't here, it'll be borin' anyway—."
"I advise you to not call me by that insulting nickname."
Kalim saw how Floyd's face lit up. Running up to a red haired guy, who was standing next to a silver haired guy.
Floyd wrapped his arms around the guy's waist, lifting him up in the air. Riddle turned red in the face(Kalim wasn't sure if it was from anger or something else.
"F-FLOYD, PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!"
The red boy struggled to be free from the strong grip, ultimately giving up when the grip only got stronger. Floyd squealed slightly when Riddle reluctantly hugged him back. "Kingyo-chan! Kingyo-chan! Glad yah here!"
"Could you release me now?" Thankfully for Riddle, Floyd listened albeit with hesitation. Unfortunately for the spectators, it ended.
"Damn, and I thought Floyd couldn't listen to anyone. Maybe Riddle should be around during basketball practice." Kalim's scream could be heard in the main campus, like literally.
He covered his mouth in embarrassment, mumbling apologies. Jamil just sighed, releasing himself from an octopus' grip. "Foods ready, by the way."
The look on Ruggie's face was the highlight of Kalim's day(even if he doesn't know it). The first years went to follow Jamil to the Lounge, only to be surprised to see it was empty without the dorm members there.
Kalim grinned at them when they turned around to him, questions in their eyes. "Hehe, well, I ask them about their schedules each and they all seem busy on this certain day! What a relief."
Riddle raised an elegant eyebrow, "And pray tell, why is it a relief?"
"Well—."
"He wanted to celebrate the fact he got friends other than 'me'," Jamil interrupted him unintentionally, giving a plate to Kalim—who mumbled a thank you—and to the rest too. "Come on now, I didn't make this food just for nothing."
Ruggie was the first to be putting food on his plate, followed by an enthusiastic Kalim and a dragged Jamil(by Kalim), and then Silver. Soon after, the tweels followed.
Azul and Riddle watched them in an awkward silence, both sitting on the couch. Azul turned to look at Riddle with a business smile. "May I inquire, Riddle, why are you not joining them?"
"I'm not hungry," 'And besides I've already met my daily calorie intake today', was left unsaid on his tongue; nearly rolling out but was pushed back in. Riddle turned to Azul. "What about you?"
"Hm, I've already eaten. I wasn't expecting to be dragged by the tweels to come here, so I'm deeply saddened that I cannot taste the food Jamil made." Azul turned back to watch the six others grab food to eat.
Both knew the other was lying, yet they couldn't pinpoint what exactly they were lying.
The tweels walked towards them, with a heavy large portion of food on their plate. Riddle reluctantly made space for Floyd to sit beside him.
Floyd held a spoonful of food near Riddle's mouth, who was very much resisting the attempt of food. "Come on, Goldfishie~. You can't grow taller if you don't eat~."
"Floyd, I've already eaten—." Riddle's words were cut off by food entering his mouth. His pupils dilated when he realized.
It's... sweet... Poison.
Sugar. Poison.
'It's bad for you, my dear. Sugar is poisonous, I'm only doing this to protect you.'
He puts a hand to his mouth, running to wherever the bathroom was in. But he didn't manage to reach it, instead collapsing into the floor—throwing up the food content in his mouth and the things he ate early.
He stared at the disgusting pile of food. 'My pest, how could you leave such a mess?! You're such an ungrateful child! Do you know how much I sacrificed for you to be here?!'
Quietly, he took out his magic pen and cast a spell to clean up the mess. Without another word, he walked away, back to the Lounge.
It was quiet, filled with tension. He sat next to Jamil, looking at the interior design. His eyes drifted off to Azul eating reluctantly by the other twin. Then at the other's twin looking back at him then at his food.
And after that, they played games. Azul had to double look if Riddle was the same guy that couldn't lie to save his life because he won multiple times! Riddle wouldn't exactly admit it outright but he enjoyed the faces Azul makes.
Thankfully, nothing bad happened after that. However, Riddle would like to know why the same Leech didn't let go of his hand, even after his companions walked through the portal.
Floyd looked awkward, like he was experiencing this for the first time, "Can... can we, y'know, talk?"
Riddle huffed, but agreed nonetheless. They walked to a secluded area Kalim pushed them to. They stood face to face with each other.
Riddle had his arms crossed near his chest, while Floyd was scratching his neck. "Look... I.. uhh, fuck, apologies are so hard."
"It's only hard for you when you want to say it genuinely. But nevertheless I'll accept your failed apology."
"...I would like to apologize to you because I didn't accept no as an answer and force you to do something you didn't really wanna do. And I know you truly don't accept my apology but I'll do anything to make sure that I get your full acceptance of it and even after that, I'll still do anything." Floyd was red on the face when he ended the speech.
Riddle was speechless, he had expected a half apology from the other, but this? This was quite unexpected. He felt his own face become hotter by the second before he hid it in his palm. "...If you truly want to apologize then... you must help with the next unbirthday celebration preparations two weeks from now."
Floyd nodded his head multiple times, determined. "Yes, Goldfishie. I'll do it."
And for the first time, Riddle didn't exactly mind the nickname the other gave him. He quite finds it enduring(not like he'd admit it).
~~
Kalim coed at the scene in front of him. Really, Jamil should've told him that there was a love drama in the school! And who loves drama more than him.
Well, at least this day was a success first hangout with the first years. Thank the sevens, that crow had agreed to have the Scarabia students, except Jamil, clean the whole campus!
He does feel a little bit bad tho... Either way, he got friends! Ahhh, he was so excited to tell his mama!
'Phew, that ended quite well. And I'm so glad Ruggie isn't abused in his household...'
———
[10:25pm]
Kalim Al-Asim
im glad u guys could come!
i hope in the future we'll have more hangouts!
Riddle Rosehearts
I quite appreciate it.
I apologize for the drama I accidentally caused.
Azul Ashengrotto
Say, Riddle, might I ask why Floyd is giggling?
It's creeping everyone here in Octavinelle.
Riddle Rosehearts
I accepted his apology and actually requested his presence in two weeks.
Azul Ashengrotto
I see.
Do return him at dusk.
Riddle Rosehearts
Of course.
Kalim Al-Asim
ah i just realized most of u guys here are formal
Ruggie Bucchi
ikr?
it's givin' me the creeps
Jamil Viper
it's the trauma
Kalim Al-Asim
all of us have trauma tho and weren't formal
Silver
We're just the special case.
Floyd Leech
nuh uh
ur js weird is general
Azul Ashengrotto
Floyd, the way you say it is extended to us as Silver has said 'we' meaning it's also us. And you're exactly insulting Riddle.
Floyd Leech
...
Goldfishie im sowwy :((
Azul Ashengrotto
Jade, you know what to write down.
Jade Leech
On it.
Jamil Viper
im surprised Riddle isn't reprimanding u
Silver
He puts us on mute.
Ruggie Bucchi
and how would u know
Silver
I'm his club mate, remember?
Besides, he lets me borrow his phone from time to time.
And he's probably asleep.
Ruggie Bucchi
oh
well gtg now
boss is bossy right now
Ruggie Bucchi went offline.
Kalim Al-Asim
i also need to go!
@Jamil Viper u promised to tutor me remember?
Jamil Viper
oh yh
come to my room
Two users went offline.
Jade Leech
It's now you and me, pretty boy. @Silver
Silver went offline.
Jade Leech
Aww.
Jade Leech went offline.
Azul Ashengrotto
Don't leave me to the threshes of my doom.
Floyd Leech
hey!
Azul Ashengrotto went offline.
Floyd Leech
>:(
Floyd Leech went offline.
———
[09/15/xx]
[01:27am]
[Silver --> Riddle Rosehearts]
Silver
You awake?
Riddle Rosehearts
Unfortunately so.
The night is still quite young.
Silver
...It's 1AM.
Riddle Rosehearts
...The morning is still quite young.
Silver
Oh my sevens.
My liege wanted to know if you want to come to Diasomnia.
Riddle Rosehearts
Apologies.
I cannot come.
Maybe on a Saturday night?
Silver
Prepare for rain today. And tomorrow. And tomorrow's tomorrow. And probably until Saturday morning.
Riddle Rosehearts
Good griefs.
———
[5:54am]
[The First Years]
Riddle Rosehearts sent an attachment.
Riddle Rosehearts
Greetings, as there is heavy rainfall around the Sage Island and throughout, there will be no classes until further notice.
Azul Ashengrotto
It certainly was a surprise to see our dear Head mage doing something good for his students.
Riddle Rosehearts
It was a surprise of you becoming a house warden.
Azul Ashengrotto
Why so surprised? It was to be expected after all!
Kalim Al-Asim
hehe
i'm glad to have familiar faces in the meeting!
Riddle Rosehearts
Likewise.
Azul Ashengrotto
Hm.
Floyd Leech
yay
Jamil Viper
im surprised u didn't have a stroke riddle
Riddle Rosehearts
Well, it gives me more time to prepare for the quizzes this week (which will probably be extended).
I don't need a stroke right now.
Ruggie Bucchi
who's stroking you 🫵
Riddle Rosehearts
Excuse me?!
Floyd Leech
Do your balls hang low
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Silver
Do they wobble to the flow.
Kalim Al-Asim
OMS
can u tie 'em in a knot
Ruggie Bucchi
can u tie em in a bow
Floyd Leech
dats not the right lyrics
Ruggie Bucchi
THEN WHAT IS THE RIGHT LYRICS?!
Floyd Leech
BITCH
DON'T YELL AT ME
IDK EITHER
Riddle Rosehearts
Great sevens, give me the strength to deal with them.
Silver
Riddle, do you have an umbrella?
Our club head told me, Vorpal is having a tantrum.
Riddle Rosehearts
Someday, I might have my 13th reason.
I'll go there now.
Riddle Rosehearts went offline.
Floyd Leech
nooo kingyo-chan is too pretty to die
Floyd Leech deleted one message.
Floyd Leech
but how am i suppose to annoy Goldfishie 🥺
Azul Ashengrotto
Floyd, come out of your room and help us in the Lounge.
Floyd Leech
yh like people would come in be like 'Lemme order sum shit that'll be destroyed BY THE RAIN'
Azul Ashengrotto
I will hit you in the balls.
Azul Ashengrotto edited one message.
Azul Ashengrotto (edited)
I will make Jade drag you out of your room.
Jade Leech
I can confirm that.
Floyd Leech
ugh
ur so pissy 2day
Floyd Leech went offline.
Azul Ashengrotto
Why did I even associate myself with the tweels.
Jade Leech
You just love us. 😊
Azul Ashengrotto went offline.
Jade Leech
Tsundere.
@Silver It's once again you and me, pretty boy.
Ruggie Bucchi
technically me and Kalim and Jamil are here but go ahead
Silver
... Excuse me for a moment, Riddle called me.
Silver went offline.
Jade Leech
Ah, he once again went offline.
~~
[3:47pm]
Jamil Viper
it's been hours and it's not stopping
Ruggie Bucchi
what's nto spotting
Jamil Viper
the rain obv
Silver
...Why did I flinch like an abused child at the 'obv' part.
@Riddle Rosehearts Did you flinch like an abused child?
Riddle Rosehearts
No???
Jade Leech
Me when I lie:
Jamil Viper
nah but why'd i flinch writin' that
Azul Ashengrotto
As did I.
Ruggie Bucchi
is ts
Kalim Al-Asim
foreshadowing?
IS THERE GOING TO BE AN OVERBLOT IN THE FUTURE
Jamil Viper
KALIM
KALIM I SWEAR
DON'T JINX US
Kalim Al-Asim
I'M SORRY
OBV JUST SOUNDS LIKE A SHORTCUT FOR OVERBLOT
Silver
Then...
What does the V stand for?
Riddle Rosehearts
...
I think.
More than five Overblots.
Jamil Viper
RIDDLE WHY
WHY
Azul Ashengrotto
Jamil, calm down.
Jamil Viper
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO
WHEN KALIM
KALIM HAS A HISTORY
OF JINXING THINGS HE SHOULDN'T JINX
Azul Ashengrotto
...Yeah.
I think we should panic.
Kalim Al-Asim
I'M SORRY
~~
[5:09pm]
Riddle Rosehearts
Everyone calmed down?
Ruggie Bucchi
physically
boss kept asking questions y I looked panicked
Kalim Al-Asim
I'm sorry
Ruggie Bucchi
it's fine
no worries
Kalim Al-Asim
do y'all wanna come to Scarabia?
i feel lonely in my room
Riddle Rosehearts
Apologies, Kalim. However, I cannot neglect my House warden duties.
And so shall you.
Kalim Al-Asim
oh
Riddle Rosehearts
...
I will be fast in finishing it, then I shall go to Scarabia.
If I'm able to.
Silver
Sorry, I asked Lilia to ask Malleus to tone it down.
Or stop the rain entirely.
Jade Leech
He didn't listen, did he?
Silver
No.
Jade Leech
Figured.
Kalim Al-Asim
so
Ruggie Bucchi
ill go
Floyd Leech
we'll go!
Jade Leech
Took you long enough to type.
Floyd Leech
shut jt
Azul Ashengrotto
Possibly after doing my documents.
Silver
Hold on.
Jamil Viper
want me to make food?
Riddle Rosehearts
No need.
Trey had started making chestnut tarts since I've told him I will go to Scarabia.
Kalim Al-Asim
Trey? :0
Jamil Viper
he's Heartslabyul's vice warden
like me
Kalim Al-Asim
ohhh
Silver
Okay, permission granted.
Kalim Al-Asim
yay!
can't wait to see u guys!
———
[7:02pm]
Kalim was grinning from ear to ear. He was so happy! This was their second hang out being friends!
Well, probably in his point of view, he could tell that they only see each other as acquittances rather than friends. But Kalim wanted them to see each other as the best of friends sooner rather than later.
"Kalim," Turning around, he saw Silver walk out of the mirror—holding a bag and an umbrella. "Hello, Fa—Lilia told me to bring extra clothes lest I get stuck here due to the storm."
Kalim laughed slightly, he reached out his palm towards Silver, who shook it. "..."
"..."
"You were supposed to hand it to me..."
"...Oh."
Silver shook his head, insisting that he could carry it himself. They were so engrossed in their bickering that they didn't saw a figure walk close behind Kalim.
"Boo!"
"AHHH—RUGGIE! Don't scare me like that!" Kalim was practically clinging to Silver for dear life, while said silver haired man kept stumbling from the sudden extra weight thrown at him. Ruggie was grinning like he got the cream.
"Nishishi, sorry~." They would have(not) believed it if it were not the amused look on Ruggie's face. Ruggie winched slightly when someone tugged on his ear.
Kalim and Silver looked at the perpetrator, with murderous contempt. Only to relax slightly seeing as it was only a soaked Leona.
Leona sighed. "He wanted me to come along with him, and said it was productive."
"Ah bon? Alors je ne peux qu'acquiescer. Te voir trempée est un spectacle à ne pas manquer, Leona-senpai." A very familiar voice reached their ears. Leona grumbled, turning around to see Riddle wearing an amused smile whilst holding a basket on one hand and an umbrella the other.
Seeing the sling bag slowly fall from Riddle's shoulder, Leona walked up to him and extended his hand, gesturing for him to give it to him. Riddle blinked up at him, but obliged. "Ma sincère gratitude."
Kalim tilted his head at Riddle, who looked back and nodded in his direction. He was going to speak when thunder was heard, making them hurry inside.
Riddle tried to reason with Leona, to give him back his bag so that he could go back to his own dorm—although, his complaint wasn't exactly comprehensible due to it being in Pyroxene language. Leona yelped when Riddle brought his sharp ass pointy heel shoe so close to Leona's private part. It was certainly a surprise to them seeing Leona yelp.
That got a laugh out of the group, well except Riddle and Leona—who were in a glaring contest. When Kalim opened the door to his room, he was surprised to see the tweels and an octopus looking around with a very annoyed Jamil sitting near the edge of the bed.
"Why didn't I saw you guys walk through the mirror?"
The trio looked at the group, Azul adjusted his glasses and smoothed out his wet clothes. "Hm, I wasn't exactly planning on coming here, however the tweels dragged me here and didn't grab an umbrella."
"That doesn't explain—."
"I was astonished by how they packed my part of the clothes, even though I said I did not want to come here."
"Azul."
"Being sneaky has its perk when we were young."
Riddle nodded at that, putting it in his brain storage so he could expect an attack from Floyd whenever. "Azul, puis-je poser une question?"
Azul's eyes boggle at his words, he looked at the others with confusion in his eyes—which they returned with their own. Floyd was cackling at their expression.
Riddle handed the basket to Jamil, before looking at Azul in the eyes. "...Hm?"
The room was filled with confused silence, Azul continued to stare at Riddle, who was still expecting an answer from Azul. Eventually, Floyd broke the silence. "Héhé, Goldfishie~, tu parles encore en Pyroxène~!"
The group sent a surprised look at the eel, which he wholeheartedly ignored. Instead, his attention was one the red hair—who was looking at him in shock, before he realized what he was talking about.
The red haired boy's face was almost the same as his hair. He coughed into his fist, avoiding the purplish-blue eyes looking at him in amusement. "Ahem, apologies, what I meant to say was, may I ask you a question?"
"Oh, I see. Hm..., maybe later, after all this is our hangout, right?" As he said that, a lightning bolt appeared outside. It made Kalim scream and clung onto Ruggie's, whose ears were flat on his head.
Riddle clung himself to Leona, who was protectively clutching him too. Jamil was standing there with a clingy octopus. The tweels were hugging each other for dear life.
Leona looked at the shaking Riddle. "Can you let go now?" His voice was soft in asking him, Riddle looked up at him; blinking multiple times before he finally let go albeit with reluctance.
Riddle redirected his line of sight to Floyd, "Floyd." Floyd snapped his head in his direction, with his droopy smile. "Yes, Kingyo-chan~?"
"Since when did you speak Pyroxene?"
"Weeellll, you see, Goldfishie, when I was very young..."
———
[7:38pm]
[Guilty as charged, bitches]
Vil
@Trey
Trey
??
Vil
Is Herz there?
Trey
if ur talking abt Riddle then no
he's in Scarabia right now
Leona
@Lilia TELL THE LIZARD TO STFU UP ABT HIS WHINING
Lilia
im trying mind u
he's js sulking leave him alone
Leona
...
Red is scared of thunder
huh that worked
wait a second
HAS HIS ASS BEEN LURKING?!
Malleus
Shut up, Kingscholar.
Why are you with Rosie?
Leona
Ruggie obvs
he's having a sleepover with the frosties
OH COME ON
Cater
Lils PLEASE STOP MAL FROM FLOODING THE CONTINENT
IT'S SO MUDDY HERE IN THE MAZE
U KNOW I'M ON ROSE DUTY
Lilia
im TRYING DON'T RUSH ME
Vil
hit him with a frying pan that usually works
Leona
im not surprised u knew of such tactic especially with that vice of urs
Vil
my, would you like to be hit by a frying pan?
Leona
by ur hands? no thx I'd rather admit my own feelings than be hit by ur hands
Vil
oh but now that's a good thing for I!
Leona
i hate u
Vil
I hate you more.
Leona
I hate you most.
Rook
Ah, the beautiful scene of sexual tension!
Vil
EXCUSE ME?!
Leona
...
Rook, I will fucking find you.
Rook
Now, now, little kitten, don't be so rash with your decisions!
Vil
Rook what did we talk about calling Leona nicknames were my thing
Rook
Of course, I remember, Roi du Poison!
Leona
man what
Vil
Shut it pussy cat
Leona
fuck u
kys u fucking cunt
Vil
do it yourself kitty
Leona
Open up Pomefiore's gate pretty boy
Vil
...Oh? Coming here already?
Leona
Not yet
but maybe when I'm in ur bed
Vil
How impatient but alright
Trey
...
I didn't know they were dating
Cater
Trey-Trey it's
#enemieswithbenefits
Trey
Oh
Idia
y i h8 it here
Lilia
u and Mal should date
Idia
WHAT
Malleus
What? Lilia?
Lilia
i stand by what i said
———
[8:56pm]
"...And that's how I know Pyroxene." Floyd ended his story after an hour of doing so and occasionally getting interrupted by Jade, who would correct anything if it was wrong in his eyes.
Leona had walked out and didn't explain why, halfway through Floyd's explanation. The first years were in several states of interest during Floyd's explanation; Riddle, Kalim, and Silver were amused, Jade, and Azul were correcting him, and Jamil was carefully laying out the tarts and away from Ruggie—who was drooling from seeing it.
Azul summoned plates and gave each first years one. Ruggie was, obviously, the first to claim the first slice. Kalim went next, but let Jamil check if it was poisoned or not—much to the confusion of the other people in the room. Jamil nodded at him, before getting his own slice whilst Kalim was gushing at how he loved the taste.
Silver, who woke up, was almost crying tears of joy, eating something edible. Jade followed suit, putting two slices of the chestnut tart on his plate after seeing Azul not having materialized a plate for himself. Azul had to reluctantly manifest a plate to take it.
Now there were two people who have yet to claim their slice. Riddle looked at Floyd, who was sitting on the floor, humming. "Might I ask why you're not joining them, Floyd?"
"Meh, not hungry." Riddle would like to disagree, he could clearly see Floyd clutching his stomach to not let him hear it grumble.
He sighed, "It seems, I have no choice."
Floyd sent him a puzzled look as he stood up to the table, and picked up a piece. Riddle paused, looking at the remaining last slice, and reluctantly placed that slice.
Riddle sat, surprisingly, on the floor next to Floyd. He handed him one of the pieces of the tart, Floyd gave a small yet genuine smile.
"Goldfishie, is the other one yours~?"
"No."
"Then don't mind if I take it~." When Floyd started moving to get the last slice, Riddle lifted the plate up in the air and started scooching away, which made Floyd smirk. "Nee, nee, Kingyo-chan~, I thought it wasn't yours~?"
"..."
Floyd happily munched on his slice, while occasionally butting on the conversion of the other first years. Riddle was staring at his own slice, hesitantly picking up his fork.
He was startled when a hand cut a small piece from his tart and placed it near his lips. He glared at the perpetrator, Floyd, who was looking at him expectantly.
The audience watching them, rushed to take their phone out to record this moment. Yet it felt like a singular brick was removed from his shoulders. Feeling like a teenager for once.
He slowly opened his mouth, and ate the piece of tart given to him—Floyd lit up, seeing him eat it. He hummed in satisfaction.
"Good?"
"Good, although I'd rather had it be strawberry tarts. Besides Trey already makes these for me if I want any"
"I'll make one for yah if Kingyo-chan visits Mostro Lounge!"
"There's no need, Floyd—."
"Nonsense! Kingyo-chan needs to eat more to grow~."
"Floyd! I swear to the sevens—."
Kalim continued to eat his piece of tart while Jamil was sitting next to him—also eating whilst recording Floyd and Riddle's interaction. Azul and Jadez who were finished eating their slice, were recording with amused expressions.
Silver looked at the recording group. He whispered to them, "We're playing this at their wedding, right?"
"If they will have one."
"Kalim. Kalim, I swear. They're the only couple I ship! Don't sink the boat before it even sets sail!" Jamil had a panicked expression on his face while also shaking his head.
"You're going to ship us? To where?" Riddle snapped his head towards them, confusion in his eyes. Jamil turned to look at him. "Man... You really are an unc, huh?"
"What? I'm not a—?"
"Haha! Well uhh how about we play a game?"
That got everyone's attention. Azul glared at Riddle, who merely gave him a smile. "What kind, Ruggie?"
"Smash or Pass." Ruggie grinned, seeing the expressions on their faces made it grow wider. Kalim laughed awkwardly. "Perhaps, we should pass this game?"
Sounds of agreement were heard in the room, making Ruggie pout. "Fine, fine, well what game should we do?"
"Two truths, one lie!" Kalim raised his hand quickly to suggest it. The first years looked at him then at each other, and nodded. Kalim internally did a victory dance.
"Okay, I'll start! Hmm..., okay I got it;
1. I used to pretend to be sick to escape classes when I wanted to.
2. My little sister's mom gave me a poisonous snake that died mysteriously a few days later. She got executed for trying to harm me.
3. My hair used to be super long that assassins used to their advantage."
Jamil really wanted to laugh at their dumbfounded expression, really he does but he had to hold it in. Kalim covered his mouth. "Jamil can't guess! Nor give clues!"
"I—... I never thought I'd feel the urge to suddenly jump off a building." Riddle exclaimed, and then the rain started to get heavy. "Metaphorically. But I'll pick... Three?"
"Surprised you didn't pick one."
"Shut it."
Floyd held out three fingers. Jade and Azul raised two. Ruggie and Silver picked one. "It's one!" He grinned at them. The others just looked at him in shock.
"...WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR LIFE?!"
"Man, so this is what it's like to be of a higher status..."
Riddle mumbled something under his breath, yet only Kalim could hear it. 'Huh, interesting.' He mused.
Chapter 2
Summary:
Uhh something something blub blub blub
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
After Kalim's turn in two truths, one lie. They decided to do a fairytale reenaction before continuing—much to Kalim's excitement and confusion.
Riddle chuckled at the roleplay happening in front of him. Wrapping himself in the blanket. It was quite chilly due to the storm a certain fae sulking made.
"And," Jamil narrated with a deadpanned expression and tone, "The thief climbed the tower—not knowing the witch was waiting for him."
He flipped through another page, whilst Ruggie—playing the thief in the story—was doing climbing movements. "When he arrived at the very top of the tower. He searched for the princess."
Ruggie looked around. "Only," he winched, his body falling forward as he placed some ketchup on his stomach—revealing Azul holding a fake dagger, "To be stabbed by the witch behind him."
A perfectly timed lightning boomed near.
"NOO, RUGG—!" Jade pressed a hand on Kalim's mouth to keep him from shouting. "Calm down," he reassured, "It's merely a play."
The mer's eyebrow twitched when the Kalim bit down on his hand. "Kalim."
"The princess can only watch in despair," Jamil's mouth twitched when he saw Jade actively trying to stop himself from screaming, "As her beloved thief was stabbed in front of her."
He closed the book, "The end."
Riddle blinked, stunned at the abrupt change of storyline. "Are you," he tilted his head, "certain that's the ending?"
"Yes."
Everyone in the room knew damn well what the actual ending was. And yet, Jamil stood his ground.
"Nee~ Umihebi-kun, we know the OG story endin' and it ain't the one you just said." Floyd gave Jamil a grin, tilting his head to the side. "Unless, that's what yah want the endin' to be as?"
Silver snapped out of his drowsiness, removing the loosely tied knot around his hands and the handkerchief from his mouth. "First time reenacting a version of the Tower princess having a bad ending. Kinda nervous."
Riddle lightly huffed, brushing away his bangs when he saw a notification from his phone. He tilted his head before his eyes softened.
———
[??? --> Riri 🌹]
???
Riri!
guess what?
Riri 🌹
What is it?
???
I broke my arm ;3
Riri 🌹
...
WHAT.
BY THE SEVENS.
C'EST LA TROISIÈME FOIS!
???
...
I regret skipping etiquette and language classes...
I can't even understand u :(
Riri 🌹
NEVERMIND THAT.
Calm down, Riddle.
Calm down.
I know it's hard for you to walk still since it's only been 2 years since your arrival on land, but maybe try to NOT get yourself harmed.
Okay?
???
:/
fineeeeeeee
btw I have a new friend here in my school!
he's a second year like ur friends
uhhh Trey and Chen'ya were their name right?
Anyways! His name is—
———
Riddle snapped out of his own thoughts, looking at the perpetrator who snapped him out for it. "Kalim, what do you need?"
Kalim grinned at him, "It's your turn for two truths, one lie." He pointed to the first years forming a circle, dragging Riddle to it.
"Uh, alright," he turned off his phone, sitting next to Silver. "Okay, let me think of a few..."
He tilted his head, looking back at his phone then at Kalim—who blinked at him. "Hm, okay but first," he pointed at Silver, who was dozing off, "You're not going to answer nor give hints by any means, got it, Sil?"
Silver rolled his eyes, laying down to look at the still ongoing rain. "Fine, fine. I won't."
Riddle nodded in satisfaction, before holding his index finger up. "1.) I am a practice child for Leona and Malleus during their situationship."
Azul's mouth was left agape as he frantically looked for a notebook around him. He glared at Jade, who only gave him a smile.
"2.) Mother would yell at me if I approached the kitchen during my younger years."
"..." Riddle bit his lower lip, hesitating to say the next words. "3.) ...Mother ate my pet... fish."
He looked around the circle. The expressions on their faces vary from shock, horror, and murderous. Heck, even Silver was puzzled. "What the Woe? How come I have never heard of these?"
Riddle blinked at him, tilting his head—which he found was a common occurrence when he was curious. "You... did not know?"
"No?!"
"Well, then," Riddle stared at his phone, messaging someone, "I suppose you can join in the others guessing the lie." That snapped the others from their dazing.
"Two, I don't like that," Ruggie mumbled, opening a bag of chips Kalim handed him. Kalim nodded at Ruggie's words.
"Two, if it's true, lemme squeeze your mom, Goldfishie." Floyd was tilting his head, in a... very worrisome angle.
"There will be no squeezing!"
"Booooo."
Azul raised three hands. Jade as well. Jamil raised two. Silver thought about it, thinking of every conversation he had with Riddle, before picking two.
He tilted his head, "Are you all sure with your answers?" They now looked very hesitant. "Well?"
The others looked at each other then back at Riddle. Azul mumbled something about if Riddle was a merfolk, they would have probably spent a lot of time thinking about it. Riddle shifted slightly hearing Azul's words, looking back at his phone once again.
"It's three."
Silence. Absolute silence.
They looked at Riddle like they had heard him say something out of character. He shifted again under their gaze. Floyd cracked his knuckles, "Hey, Goldfishie, might I just squeeze your mom?"
"There will be no squeezing! How dare you even suggest that!" Riddle's face began to turn red, pulling out his pen to cast his unique magic. His phone rang, making him pause. Looking at the user, he sighed and shook his head.
Riddle looked at the group, "Excuse me." He walked out of the room, leaving them in silence.
"So," Ruggie started, placing his chin on his palm, "The Tower princess—."
"The ending I gave you all was very much the true ending," the Viper huffed, scowling at the continuous sounds of the rain and occasional lightning. "For seven's sake, someone cast a sound barrier!"
"I could do it," Azul smirked, "With a price—."
"Okay, Mr. Alpha male CEO basic ass gacha life looking octopus guy character, no one is falling for your tricks." Jamil grabbed his magic pen, "In fact, I'll just do it myself."
Azul frowned, huffing when Jamil set up the barrier. Next to him, Jade was trying his best to hold in his laughter whilst Floyd didn't even hide it—outright laughing out loud.
Ruggie was lost in thought, thinking about the practice child part. He looked back up to Riddle walking in with an exasperated expression. "Sorry for leaving suddenly. I had to convince my cousin to go to the doctor."
"Hey, Ri," Riddle looked at him with an expression contemplating whether to collar him or listen to what he'll say, "What do you mean by 'practice child'?"
Riddle tilted his head, looking at his phone—typing furiously, then back at Ruggie. "I said what I said." He twirled his index finger in the air.
"Before the inevitable end to their situationship," he materialized a puff of smoke which was shaped like a lion and a dragon, "I was their practice child for two months—even now with their other I-told-you-I-am-not-in-a-situationship situationship."
"OMS!" Ruggie gave him a particularly large grin. "Sameeeee! Apparently I looked like, and I quote 'a bicthy ass who doesn't look like he has parents. Kingscholar, that's not very polite of you. Shut it, Lizard.'"
Riddle blinked at Ruggie, "You as well?" The hyena nodded frantically.
Silver groaned, placing a hand to his forehead. "Can we please, for the love of the Thorn Fairy, continue the game?"
"Fine, fine."
They all stared at Floyd, the eel just scowled, "Let's get this over with, 1.) I was in class with royalty during my childhood."
"2.) I bit someone's toe off," he stuck out his tongue, "3.) I hate takoyaki."
Kalim awkwardly nodded with a smile plastered on his face. He looked at the others who also had various awkward expressions—except Azul and Jade who were not going to answer.
"Two." Riddle exclaimed, breaking the silent atmosphere. Ruggie held up one finger. "Hurry uuuuuuppppppp," Floyd popped the 'p', "I'm gettin' boorrrrreeeeeeeed."
"Three." Silver uttered, lazily placing his head on Riddle's shoulder.
"Two." Kalim handed Ruggie his second bag of chips when he saw the hyena eyeing it again.
"One." Jamil threw Azul a disgusted look when the octopus made eye contact with him—which the latter found offending.
"Nee~ why are yah three counting down~?" Floyd tilted his head to the side. "But hmm three is false."
"...Why, in the Queen of Hearts name, did you bite someone's toe off?"
"Meh, was curious."
"OKAY, unless Riddle collars Floyd, who's next?"
———
[09/16/xx]
[03:51am]
The spell Jamil casted was useful for blocking out the rain and lighting sounds. As it was revealed, most, if not all, of them have a bad experience with both. Riddle groaned, placing a hand to his forehead.
He sat up as silently as possible, grabbing his phone and walked out of Kalim's room. He looked through his contact, pressing to an unread message from [???].
———
[00:03am]
[??? --> Riri 🌹]
???
Ririiiiiiii
can I see little Rose?
wait r u asleep? :0
either way
goodnight!
~~
[03:53am]
Riri 🌹
You mean... my pet lobster?
???
YES!
Sebby missed her too :(
Riri 🌹
...
I unfortunately lost her.
Due to some... circumstances.
???
Oh ;(
I'm sorry for not knowing 😞
Riri 🌹
How's your arm?
???
ughhhh so uncomfy in the cast
Riri 🌹
...
Why are you still awake?
???
...
noothiiinggg
Riri🌹
[???] [???].
???
:/
my professor gave us a project that's due TODAY
even though our headmage said that there were no classes this week!
im not even an exception with this broken arm!
can you believe that?!
Riri 🌹
Oh.
How unfortunate.
???
Riri u gotta help me
Riri 🌹
Hmmm.
???
JUST WITH THE ESSAY PART
Riri 🌹
Hmmmmmmmmm.
???
PLEEEAAAAASSEEEEEE
Riri 🌹
Oh, would you look at that.
Ahh noooo, I'm falling asleep.
Hunk shooo.
Mimimimimi.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
???
RIRI PLS
Riri🌹 went offline.
???
RIRIIIIIIII
———
Riddle let out a small chuckle as he returned back to Kalim's room. Only to find Jamil blankly staring at Kalim—with his fist clenched.
Jamil nodded at him when he looked up. "Good morning, Riddle."
"Good morning, Jamil." Riddle sat in the area he slept on a few minutes ago. "Why are you awake so early in the morning?"
"I could say the same about you," he buried his face into a pillow, "...just a dream."
Riddle raised an eyebrow and tilted his head. "What sort of dream?" Jamil shrugged, focusing on the sound of rain outside.
"It was strange," he mumbled, "it was dark and eerie too. And a gooey inky substance..." He shook his head. "Nevermind," he laid back down, "I should go back to sleep."
Riddle stared at Jamil's back, then back at his phone—typing to [???]. Ignoring the pleading help. Before laying back down as well.
"By the way," Jamil's voice rang through the room, "is it your habit to tilt your head?"
"..." Riddle closed his eyes, pretending not to hear Jamil.
~~
[06:35am]
[Guilty as charged, bitches]
Leona
so the lizard finally stopped his whining?
Lilia
naaaahhhh
🍳
hit him w/ a frying pan
Vil
Oh, thank the sevens.
I was going to march up to your dorm to hit him on the head myself.
Cay-cay
y r u all awake at the ass crack of dawn?
Idia
Phainon didn't see the rise of a new dawn...
Leona
idia stfu
Idia
WOW
I see, I see.
Hating someone who has a hobby instead of just NAPPING ALL DAY.
Sounds familiar, hmm??? 🤔🫵
Vil
🫢
Trey
🫢🍿
Cay-cay
pass me the popcorn
Leona
Oh, at least I am not cooped up inside my room 24/7.
SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR, HMMMM?????
Rook
🫢
Pass me the popcorn as well, Chevalier des Roses!
Idia
at least I DON'T HAVE A COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP W/ MY BROTHER
Vil
Trey, pass me the popcorn as well.
Trey
made a whole batch for all of you
🫴🍿🍿🍿
Lilia
me too!
Trey
🫴🍿
Leona
kys
I hope you lose your 50/50 on hard pity. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Idia
😨
too far man
too far
we don't wish the loss 50/50 on someone that's too far
Vil
Shouldn't it be the 'kys' part?
Idia
Vil
every1 here has AT LEAST told sum1 2 kys
Vil
I.
Fair enough.
———
[06:41am]
Kalim woke up with an aching leg that felt... wet for some reason. He looked down, eyes widening in horror, he covered his leg again, 'Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have removed the bandages so early.' He groaned, hiding his face in his pillow.
Ignoring the pain is one thing, explaining why he was bleeding was another. He can't just 'Hey, so, I got another assassination attempt before I came to Night Raven College and they injured my leg quite a lot. Hahaha LOL, sorry for not telling you, Jamil, even though you're probably scared to die if I die!'
Cause noooo, life just had to get it out for him. Great, just GREAT, wonderful even! Ha. Ha. Ha.
He looked up, locking eyes with Ruggie. The hyena went closer to him until both their faces were touching. Kalim could feel his face heating up then turned sheet white hearing Ruggie's next words.
"Why do I smell blood from you?" Ruggie's eyebrows furrowed, sniffing the scent around Kalim. Kalim backed up from him, laughing with a tone Ruggie knew was strained.
"B-Blood? What're you talking about? There's no blood." Kalim wheezed, backing up more—ignoring the pain—when Ruggie got closer.
"...My, my, how intriguing."
Both of them froze, turning their heads to who owned the voice. Jade was smiling with an amused smile then dropped slightly. He tilted his head, "Oh, don't mind me, please do explain why your leg is hurt, Kalim."
Kalim snapped his head towards Ruggie who was rolling up his pajamas with a concerned and alarmed expression. "Ruggie."
The Hyena's ears were pinned back on his head. "I was jus' worried..." He mumbled, tone still with worry.
Someone snuck up behind him, "Seems like you got the scar at most three weeks ago." Kalim jumped up slightly, before realizing it was just Riddle.
"Kalim," and that was it, Kalim was done for. Jamil was awake and crossing his arms with his eyebrows furrowed. He's dead. Most definitely dead.
"Why," oh, great, great, great, how to explain this? "Didn't you tell me about the scar?"
Kalim fidgeted with his fingers, looking at his injured leg—which had, THANKFULLY, stopped bleeding. "I wanted to... but uhm I forgot?"
'Wow, good job, me, I forgot. Good job.'
Jamil stared at him for a couple of seconds before sighing. He walked up to Kalim, shooing Ruggie from his spot to inspect the wound.
Without another word, he stood up to go to his room and came back with bandages and alcohol. Kalim held on to Riddle, who didn't seem much phase but instead was curious about Jamil applying those.
The others were silently watching. Even Floyd, who woke up after Jamil went to go to his room to get those.
Kalim bit his lower lip when Jamil applied the alcohol to the wound. He grasped Riddle's palm tightly, and the red head let him.
After some very long minutes, Jamil was done applying the bandages. Standing up. "If you guys need anything, just call me. I'll be in the kitchen making food."
Kalim looked at the group still in the room, "So... can we not talk about it, please?"
Azul raised an eyebrow, making eye contact with the others. "Excuse us for a moment."
They huddled to a corner of the room, leaving Kalim to stare at their backs. After a few minutes of hushed discussion, they looked back at him.
Silver pushed Ruggie forward. The hyena glared at the silver head, before turning to look at Kalim. "Uhh, so we think the group needed some rules... And uhh yeah."
"Oh my," they turned to the red head, "I must go now. Someone broke two of the Queen of Hearts' rules."
"Noo~ Goldfishie~!"
"Hush, Floyd."
He bowed to them slightly. "Farewell, ... acquaintances." Kalim gave him a cheerful smile and wave.
"...So about the Tower Princess."
"Oh. My. SEVVVEEEEEEENNNNNSSSS. LET IT GO, RUGGIE!"
"JUST THINK OF IT AS A BAD ENDING!"
"LET IT GOOOOO!"
"OKAY! OKAY!"
———
[7:02am]
[Minajael --> Kalim]
Kalim
morning Minaj!
Minajael
Good morning to you as well, Kalim.
How is Night Raven College so far?
Kalim
good! good!
i got friends now!
Minajael
Oh, cool.
Kalim
yh :D
although some of them don't really see us as friends yet TT
like Riddle for example
Minajael
...
Riddle?
Riddle Rosehearts?
Kalim
u know him? :0
Minajael
No, I just heard of him from someone from... the Queendom of Roses.
He's... quite enthusiastic about Riddle.
Kalim
ahww
they're going back to their dorms :((
Minajael
Okay.
———
[9:25am]
[The First Years]
Silver
So, I found out why the rain stopped.
Lilia hit Malleus on the head.
Floyd Leech
lmao
suc 2 suc for 'em
Riddle Rosehearts
Hm, yes.
Trey has informed me as well.
Quite a predicament.
Ruggie Bucchi
nooo my other parent 🥺
Silver
ew
Silver deleted a message.
Silver
OH MY SEVEN, WHO SAID THAT?!
WHO SAID THAT?!
THAT WAS SO RUDE!
Ruggie Bucchi
...
*The man was too stunned to speak*
Jade Leech
*hyena.
Ruggie Bucchi
GREAT EVEN ON THE CORRECTION YOUA DDED A DOT?
Jade Leech
Something wrong with that? 🤨
Ruggie Bucchi
nope
nothing
Silver
Anyway, never refer to Malleus as that again.
Ruggie Bucchi
no promises
Riddle Rosehearts
I can confirm.
He has spammed our private message about... 'Daddy Malleus' and 'Daddy Leona'.
Ruggie Bucchi
RIIIIII
Riddle Rosehearts
I have not given you permission to give me a nickname!
Azul Ashengrotto
EWWWWW.
PSEUDO INCEST. 🫵
Ruggie Bucchi
NO STIP
so u'll give me permission?
Jamil Viper
I did NOT want that info
thank you very much
Floyd Leech
haha 'stip'
Riddle Rosehearts
No.
Ruggie Bucchi
WTF FLOYD
Y DO U HAVE IT AS UR NOTE
Kalim Al-Asim
.
that's not nice to know of my friends
Jamil Viper
Kalim
Jamil Viper sent a screenshot.
Kalim Al-Asim
...
That's not me.
Ruggie Bucchi
EVEN YOU KALIM?!
Kalim Al-Asim
THAT'S NOT ME.
Silver
I don't know him.
Ruggie Bucchi, who?
Don't know him.
Never heard of him.
Ruggie Bucchi
TS IS SLANDER AGAINST HYENAS
Riddle Rosehearts
*One hyena.
Suffer.
Ruggie Bucchi
WHAT DID I DO 2 U?!
Riddle Rosehearts
SPAMMING MY INBOX.
AND FIX YOUR HORRENDOUS GRAMMAR.
Ruggie Bucchi
RAAAAHHHHH
Notes:
I wonder who...
Chapter 3
Summary:
Gulp... First time doing angst gng kinda nervous...
TW: Mention of murder, 🍇, drugs (two of which are just in one paragraph and are threats) AND Self Harm
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[09/18/xx]
[7:34am]
[The First Years]
Kalim Al-Asim
is the GC dead
Azul Ashengrotto
Ah.
You reminded me of its existence.
Kalim Al-Asim
is the GC dead
Riddle Rosehearts sent an attachment.
Riddle Rosehearts
@everyone These are the rules in our... group.
If any of you have complaints, please do tell me.
Jamil Viper
when were there rules???
Jade Leech
I believe it was on Wednesday morning.
You know, after you left to make Kalim his breakfast and for your dorm as well.
Kalim Al-Asim
oh yeeeaaahhh
sorry Jamil I forgot to inform you!
Jamil Viper
...
hmh sure
it's fine
Silver
Can someone let me crash in their dorm for a bit?
Lilia is cooking again.
Kalim Al-Asim
oh...
That...
Riddle Rosehearts
@Silver Unfortunately, you are banned from Heartslabyul temporarily today.
I wouldn't want to have... whatever Lilia-senpai created in my dorm.
Azul Ashengrotto
Translation: No, I will not let you come here lest Lilia-senpai ask me to try his cooking.
I would also like to inform you that you will also be banned from my dorm for today as well. 😊
Floyd Leech
HALLELUJAH
Jade Leech
What amazing news!
Ruggie Bucchi
nah how bad is Lilia-senpai's cooking 😭
Riddle Rosehearts
Think of it as Hydrogen Sulfide.
Kalim Al-Asim
it wasn't poison but tasted like poison
as Jamil said
Jamil Viper
@Silver you're banned from Scarabia for today too
Ruggie Bucchi
I told Leona abt if u could stay here to hide
he said no and ur banned
Silver
WOW.
I'm SO loved by you all.
Riddle Rosehearts
We love you as well.
Floyd Leech
who's we?
Jade Leech
We(you and me).
Ruggie Bucchi
never heard of 'em
Silver
HUSH YOURSELF, RUGGIE BUCCHI.
Ugh.
Oh, by the Thorn Fairy's name, he found me.
Floyd Leech
rip Jellyfish
u'll not be missed
Silver
FUCK YOU ALL.
Jamil Viper
DEADASS?!
Kalim Al-Asim
Oh!
Jade Leech
Holy cosmic shit.
Floyd Leech
oms 3 of d formal people broke
Azul Ashengrotto
The infection is spreading faster than I thought.
Kalim Al-Asim
WHAT INFECTION?!
Azul Ashengrotto
Yours, Ruggie's, and Floyd's energy.
Ruggie Bucchi
WTF
Floyd Leech
grrr
i will infect u
Silver
Say your condolences to me please.
Riddle Rosehearts
Do any of you hear something?
Azul Ashengrotto
It must have been the wind.
Jade Leech
Yes, it is quite windy today.
Silver
FUCK YOU ALL.
Jamil Viper
that's what she said
~~
[8:23am]
Riddle Rosehearts
It has been quite some time since Silver chatted...
Rest in Peace to Silver.
You will (probably) be missed.
Floyd Leech
should've been Mrs. Rosehearts 😒
Riddle Rosehearts
MY MOTHER WAS NOT EVEN MENTIONED?!
Jamil Viper
she was mentioned in spirit
Riddle Rosehearts
STOP.
Jade Leech
*Stip.
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh yeah.
STIP.
Kalim Al-Asim
@Ruggie Bucchi look
Ruggie Bucchi is online.
Ruggie Bucchi
?
...
UNPROVOKED?!
Kalim Al-Asim
LMAO
Azul Ashengrotto
HA!
SUCKS TO BE YOU, RUGGIE! 🫵
Ruggie Bucchi
OMS STIL
Floyd Leech
stil
Jamil Viper
stil
Riddle Rosehearts
Stil.
Kalim Al-Asim
stil
Azul Ashengrotto
Stil.
Jade Leech
Stil.
Silver
Stil.
Ruggie Bucchi
STOP
FUCK YOU ALL
oh it's Silver
Silver
WOW.
SO, I'M A SECOND THOUGHT?!
I SEE HOW IT IS.
Kalim Al-Asim
Silver! Hiiii!
Riddle Rosehearts
Huh.
You're alive.
How disappointing.
Silver
I love you too, Rosie.
Jade Leech
Ah...
Greetings, Silver.
Silver
Hello to you as well, Jade.
Riddle Rosehearts
Your reply was late, Silver.
I hate you now.
Silver
But I still love you. 🥺🫶
Riddle Rosehearts
Ew.
Ruggie Bucchi
OMS RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED?! REAL 💯💯💯 NOT CLICKBAIT?!
Riddle Rosehearts
WHAT.
Jade Leech
I can't believe it...
Riddle, how could you?
Floyd Leech
yh how could u Goldfishie? 🥺🥺🥺
Riddle Rosehearts
STIL.
STIP.
Ruggie Bucchi
R U FUCKING KIDDING ME
Azul Ashengrotto
Day 6 of being in the same group chat: The infection energy; Floyd, Ruggie, Kalim has infected us all. I repeat, it has only been six days. It's much more dangerous than I thought.
Jade Leech
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
Ruggie Bucchi
U EVEN DIDN'T SAY THE ABBREVIATED VERSION OF THAT?!
Jade Leech
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Ruggie Bucchi
NO
Kalim Al-Asim
Y R WE YELLING?!
Jamil Viper
OH MY SEVENS
———
[8:43am]
[Incompetent headmage --> Riddle Rosehearts]
Riddle Rosehearts
If I may ask, Headmage.
Why did you ask me to make that group chat with... them?
Incompetent headmage
Ah.
It's simply nothing but mere curiosity to what will happen if eight people who have a difference were in one group chat.
Which reminds me, how is it doing?
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Well.
Incompetent headmage
Rosehearts, that isn't really the full truth is it?
Riddle Rosehearts
Must I be inclined to tell you?
Incompetent headmage
Well, I was the reason why you began to hang out with them, no?
Riddle Rosehearts
Unfortunately.
Incompetent headmage
So, do please inform me what you all have been doing during the last few days.
Riddle Rosehearts
No.
Incompetent headmage
Ah, a shame.
...
Could you please change my nickname?
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh, what was that?
Ah no, I'm falling asleep.
Hunk shooo.
Hunk shooo.
Mimimimimimimimimimi.
Riddle Rosehearts went offline.
Incompetent headmage
Rosehearts.
Riddle Rosehearts
Hello, this is an automatic reply. If you received this message, please know that I am currently unavailable or ignoring whoever you are.
Incompetent headmage
...
Since when do you have an automatic reply??
Riddle Rosehearts
Hello, this is an automatic reply. If you received this message, please know that I am currently unavailable or ignoring whoever you are.
———
[11:57am]
[The First Years]
Jamil Viper
Kalim
genuinely wtf
Silver
What happened?
Kalim Al-Asim
JAMIL NO
DON'T SAY IT
Jamil Viper
He put a WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER IN A METAL BOWL
AND PUT IT IN A MICROWAVE
Silver
?
I don't see a problem with that?
Azul Ashengrotto
...
What.
Riddle Rosehearts
Introducing Silver.
He doesn't know how to cook like his father.
Silver
OMS ROSIE.
MUST YOU SPILL THAT?!
Riddle Rosehearts
Wow, the wind sure is strong today.
Jade Leech
I'm not used to this side of you, dear.
Riddle Rosehearts
Must I remind you to not call me that?
Floyd Leech
im bored
Ruggie Bucchi
be bored
Silver
Ah, yes.
Boredom the entire thing to do with it was just a little sensible to get a vacation. As the pen wrote in an orange orange and the octopus spoke in refrigerator.
Orange oranges are orange because oranges are orange and orange is orange because oranges are oranges and orange is the color of oranges because the existence of oranges start with orange.
~~
[12:07pm]
Silver
Yo.
Jamil Viper
im lost
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WRITE
Riddle Rosehearts
Explanation of why Orange oranges are orange with a tongue twister.
Azul Ashengrotto
You're going to be the reason why I will think the correct spelling of orange is wrong one day.
Ruggie Bucchi
I already forgot what the spelling is
Floyd Leech
yall I'm gay
Jade Leech
And we're not eels.
Ruggie Bucchi
fuckin' off topic 🥀
———
[12:21pm]
{Kalim's room}
Jamil was staring at Kalim. His red eyes are blankly transfixed on his phone. He never saw the red head like this but the viper wants him to let go of his arm. "Kalim, let go of my arm so that I can cook."
Startled, Kalim looked up at him—his eyes now attentively focused on Jamil. He let go when he fully comprehends what Jamil was saying. "Right sorry, Jamil."
Kalim watched as the viper walked out of his room. His gaze turned back to his phone. Looking down at messages he received.
Kalim wasn't stupid enough to know they were all sugar coated lies. That won't work on him anymore. At least, he hopes so.
Those sugar coated messages weren't why he was just staring at his phone. No. It was the others that didn't sugar coat it.
Threats of kidnapping him. Drugging him. Touching him. Harvesting his organs. Killing him. And more.
He was going to be sick.
Humans were cruel, he knows of that fact.
His father was that fact.
Letting his children fight each other unknowingly. Posing it as a bonding moment. He could still hear the screams of his siblings who died during those moments.
The countless times he told the current head of the Al-Asim family that his way was wrong. Only to be almost killed. His title as heir saved him.
Heir... What use is it? You are the center of attention when you are the heir. The highest expectation. The most likely to be killed.
What's the point of hiding behind that title?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't want to have that title.
Having to walk on eggshells in your own house just to not get yourself killed.
Why must he be the one to survive during those 'bonding' times?
And now years after that, his father acts doting. Acts like that to the younger generations. Like he didn't indirectly kill his children.
Why couldn't it be him that died?
~~
[4:04pm]
{Bathroom}
It hurts.
Kalim stared at the bloodied glass shards on the shower's floor. Putting his palm around his mouth, unwilling to make a single sound.
It hurts.
He shakily picked up the shard. Pressing it hard against his upper thigh. The metallic scent hitting his nose.
It hurts.
Yet so addicting.
Kalim squeezed his eyes shut tightly. The burning sensation pulsing through his whole being. He bit down on his bottom lip, the iron sensation on his tongue.
He stared at the wounds he created. Blankly putting the shard to the side and turning on the shower head.
Warm water hit him. The hot sensation leaves his body all at once. He let out a sigh, looking up at the ceiling as the water turned red.
He shakily stood up, wrapping a towel around himself. Taking small steps towards his closet. Changing his clothes then sat on his bed.
He picked up his phone and scrolled through magicam, he came across a post by Cater with a hedgehog. He stared at it for a moment before commenting.
'KalimAl-AsimOfficial: OMS IT'S SOOOO CUTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
He ignored the notifications he got by the minute he posted the comment. "Whoever you are at the door, you can open it."
He looked up to see Jamil enter with a slight surprised expression. Before he was pushed away by a hyena. Jamil's eye twitched with annoyance. "What gives, you ruffian?!"
Kalim was surprised to see a disheveled Ruggie panting in front of him. "Ruggie," he tilted his head, "what are you doing here?"
Ruggie scratched the back of his neck, "Eh, just wanted to know if you wanna hang out."
"Hang... out?" Now Kalim would be lying if he said he had a proper hang out with his friends other than his bedroom. He played with the hem of his clothes a ghost of a smile gracing his lips. "I'd love to."
"Really?"
"Ruggie Bucchi, your tail is wagging."
"Shut up, Jamil Viper."
"Why are we saying each other's full names?"
~~
[5:10pm]
{Night Raven College pathway}
Kalim sat on his magical carpet, reaching out his hand for Ruggie to take. It was a bit difficult tho; when he finally got Ruggie on the carpet, he gave him a side eye.
Kalim asked him if there was something wrong yet Ruggie just shook his head. They held on to the carpet as it lifted them up to the air.
Kalim looked down to give Jamil a grin and a wave while Ruggie had his ears flat on his head. 'Maybe, suggesting a magic carpet ride to Kalim was a bad idea.'
Yet when he looked at the white head, all he felt was this fuzzy (confusing) feeling. The smile on Kalim's face widened with his arms lifted up.
Ruggie felt a small smile creep onto his face. 'Okay, maybe, this was a little worth it.'
Kalim's eyes sparkled, taking in the view of the ocean. His eyes transfixed on the setting sun. 'I never saw it that up close.'
He fumbled, trying to pull out his phone from his jacket pockets. He took multiple photos of the sun, while Ruggie tried to balance him.
He slightly flinched when Ruggie accidentally made contact with his upper thigh. He cussed internally, praying to The Sevens that the hyena didn't see that.
Down below, a red head was staring in awe and pointed at them to let his friend see. The red head clasped his hand in excitement. "Isn't that the magical carpet you once mentioned?"
His friend blankly nodded at him, staring at the barely seen strands of white hair he was oh so familiar with. "Why the Woe are they above our school?"
"I dunno, but that seems fun to do!"
~~
[8:56pm]
Jamil stared at Ruggie, who was holding a sleeping Kalim in his arms bridal style. Ruggie could hear the internal monologue Jamil wanted to say to him yet didn't utter a word.
Jamil smiled at him, standing up from where he sat to get Kalim from Ruggie's hands. However, to his mild surprise the hyena stepped back and held Kalim closer to himself.
The viper raised an eyebrow, yet only watched as Ruggie walked towards Kalim's room. 'Huh. Looks like he earned himself a puppy. Well, a hyena. An ugly one at that.'
Ruggie resisted the urge to sneeze suddenly to not let Kalim wake up.
He placed Kalim on his bed. Then, he stood there. His gaze on Kalim's upper thigh.
His brows creased when he remembered the way Kalim reacted. He scrunched up his nose when a metallic scent entered his nostrils. 'There it is again.'
Kalim shifted in his bed, mumbling inaudible gibberish talk. Ruggie continued to stare at him.
Huh.
Is this how Leona felt when they're around Malleus before?
———
[9:42pm]
[The First Years]
Riddle Rosehearts
Why in the seven's name did Leona come to Heartslabyul.
@Ruggie Bucchi He's looking for you, you dimwit.
Jamil Viper
calm down
tell him he hung out with Kalim
and is now sleeping on his bed
Jade Leech
Oh?
Floyd Leech
w/out us?
Jamil Viper
he said and I quote 'I have a bad feeling'
and dragged me to Kalim's room then pushed me outta the way
Riddle Rosehearts
And?
Any other words?
Jamil Viper
no that was it
wait hold up let me check on them
oh
they're asleep
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh.
I see.
Very well, I'll pass this to Leona.
———
[9:45pm]
Riddle looked at Leona's face full of indifference. If Riddle were anyone else, he'd think he doesn't care. But unfortunately, he had to be (unwillingly)(not really) adopted by two people that don't show much emotion.
Leona stared directly at him, his posture tense as a rock. "Well?"
"He's in bed with Kalim." He could have worded it better than that. However, it was amusing for him to see Leona's eyes wide and ears perked up.
Even Trey spitting out his drink from the other room was audible to him. Cater sounds like he was dying from laughter.
"He's WHAT?!" Leona stood up, grabbed Riddle's shoulders and shook him hard.
The red head just gave him a smile that held mischief. "In. Bed. With. Kalim."
Now Leona's expression was much more amusing to see now.
The lion sat back down on the couch. Leaning forward with his head hung low. His ears pinned to his skull.
Riddle had a smug smile on his lips that the lion didn't even know the red head could make. He patted his back in sympathy. "There, there."
Well, at least he got a bit of revenge from not being warned he'd be (not really) adopted.
... Dang, he's becoming like his cousin...
———
[9:51pm]
[??? --> Riri 🌹]
Riri 🌹
Elle.
???
Riri!
need something?
Riri 🌹
I blame you.
???
...
What.
Riri 🌹
I'm becoming like you.
???
isn't that a good thing?
i mean ur becoming kind!
Riri 🌹
WHAT?
Ahem.
Whatever do you mean?
I'm always kind.
???
...hmh
sure
whatever u say
Riri 🌹
What are you insisting?
???
ehhhh
I knew I should have tried to make you forget more rules during our childhood...
Riri 🌹
Rielle Coralliakskdnsn
Who the fuck is this herbivore
???
wait a sec
Prince Leona?
Riri 🌹
Hello Leona give me back my phone hush red let me speak to whoever this is that's my cousin from my dad's side wait are you using text to speech wow you cannot even type
???
WIAT WIAT
CHANGE MY NN PLS BEFORE RIRI STEALS IT BACK
Riri 🌹
Too bad.
You're staying like that until I come up with a good permanent nickname.
Stay being mysterious.
???
and he asks why I think he's not good...
Riri 🌹
Your words wound me.
???
u don't seem wounded 🤨
Riri 🌹
Because, dear cousin.
YOU CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE SCREEN.
———
[9:58pm]
[The First Years]
Floyd Leech
The creeping depression is but of a paper in a bowl.
Dipped with the extract of dirt
With worms
And you are forced to eat it
Silver
What?
Floyd Leech
You shall paint your room with the living worms in your body
Silver
WHAT
Jamil Viper
oh sevens he made Silver lose the dot
Azul Ashengrotto
Infection really is strong...
Riddle Rosehearts
Am I kind or not?
Silver
What is this off topic question?
Riddle Rosehearts
Just answer the question.
Silver
No, you're not.
Floyd Leech
Goldfish is kind with a heart of gold. One so sweet the golden light shimmers through your hair.
Riddle Rosehearts
...
What.
Floyd Leech
And thy lips are as pink as peaches
Riddle Rosehearts
what?????????
Azul Ashengrotto
OH FUCK.
THE INFECTION REALLY IS STRONG.
Jamil Viper
WHAT THE FUCK
Floyd Leech
And thekqidjwko
Riddle Rosehearts
???
Floyd Leech
Jade Leech here.
I apologize for my brother's behavior.
He caught a fever from the rain...
*Cough*MalleusDraconia*Cough*.
And he is like that when he's sick.
Riddle Rosehearts
I... see.
Silver
You wish he said that when he isn't sick, don't you?
Riddle Rosehearts
Silver, I will bury you.
Silver
Dead?
Riddle Rosehearts
Alive.
Silver
Oh.
See?
This is why I think you are not kind.
Riddle Rosehearts
I will skin you before I bury you alive with ants.
———
[10:08pm]
[Guilty as charged, bitches]
Discord kitty
pls stop talking...
Batman
what?
I'm js saying that u four should be in a poly relationship!
BeautyQueen
Lilia, please.
Shut your mouth or I will hit your head with a frying pan.
Rook
I must tell you, Monsieur Curiosité.
It does not feel good being hit by Roi du Poison.
Discord kitty
...obvs
Cay-cay
I thought we banned that word after the four of u seem to be in a bad mood the first and last time we said it
Discord kitty
... right
Batman
so?
c'mon my idea was great
Lizard 🦎
Yeah... great.
Batman
^^
Notes:
Sorry if the angst was too short 😔 (I prefer doing chaos and fluff more honestly)
Sorry to the Kalim fans
Chapter 4
Summary:
Uhhh angst and bullshit
TW: Attempted sewerside, and uhhh... something in the end
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[09/19/xx]
[12:03am]
Ruggie's nose scrunched up, silently groaning. He turned to his side, trying to find the missing warmth he had during his sleep.
Only to find the place without warmth. He opened one eye open, the bathroom's light was the brightest thing he saw in the room.
His nose contorted when he went close to the bathroom. His ears perked up from hearing small sobs inside.
Worry washed over him, knocking on the door. "Kalim?"
Something dropped inside the bathroom, he heard Kalim stutter with a crack in his voice. "Y-yeah? You need anything, Ruggie?"
Ruggie twisted on the knob, finding it unlocked. He opened the door, expecting a sparkling clean bathroom. Only for his blood to run cold seeing the red on the floor with a wide eyed Kalim.
Kalim's mouth opened then closed then opened again. "Ruggie... I-I can explain!"
He scrambled to get a small pocket knife in the pool of blood. He stood up with a disconcerted smile on his face. "It isn't what it looks like!"
Ruggie stepped forward, his mind having a will of its own. Before Kalim could even react, he snatched the knife from Kalim's grasp.
"Ruggie!"
The hyena lifted the knife up for the boy to not steal it back. He looked at the bathtub full of water, then at Kalim's wrists bleeding. "You were planning to kill yourself."
It wasn't a question, it was a statement. And both of them knew.
Kalim's breath hitched, lowering his hands. He looked at the bathtub behind him. "I... I wasn't."
Ruggie wrapped the boy in his grasp tightly yet loose enough for him to wiggle out. Kalim's eyes widened, holding on to Ruggie tightly. "Please. Just please don't."
His voice wobbled when he choked out those words. "You've become one of the most important people in my life, even by the short amount of time I knew you. So, please, I beg of you, don't die."
Kalim shut his eyes tightly, letting his sobs be heard. His bloody wrists stain Ruggie's clothes. For a few moments, he stayed like that before he looked up at Ruggie.
His eyes were puffy and tired. "Then... Then I will stay alive only for you... and the others."
"Please, don't say that," Ruggie's lips wobble; his tears starting to form, putting his palm to Kalim's cheek, "I don't want you to live just for us. I want you to live for yourself."
"What's the point?" Kalim leaned to his touch, a hollow laughter escaped his throat, "I don't have anything worthy to live for."
"Even my family," his red eyes locked on Ruggie's own. "I love my mother and most of my siblings, truly, but... They aren't going to be the anchor for my will to live."
The hyena pursed his lips, his hold tightening but not enough to harm the boy. "Please. I truly want you here alive and well."
The silence that followed was deafening, not even a chainsaw could cut it. Kalim simply hummed, leaning more towards Ruggie's warmth.
"Such a simple request," he muttered, "yet hard for me to comply."
He removed the hyena's hand from his cheek. Walking to the bathtub, he noticed Ruggie's posture was tense.
"What?" He raised a brow, "I can't kill myself with an audience now can I?"
He gave him one of his smiles—that now seems empty, trying to defuse the situation. Although by the look on Ruggie's face, he failed at doing so.
"...Relax," he dipped his arms in the water, staining it red, "I'm just cleaning my hands."
They fell into silence. Ruggie watches Kalim staining the water red. "... Could you get the bandages?"
He pointed behind Ruggie. Getting the bandages, he was on high alert for any noises behind him indicating the boy was doing something.
Kalim stood up, looking at the filthy water in the tub. He picked up the nearest soap to him, dipping it in the water and rotating it in his left palm. He applied it around his wounds, winching slightly when his palm went too close to it.
"How long have you done this?"
Kalim hummed, noting the hyena's shadow had his ears pinned. "I'm surprised you ask," he poured some water, slightly relaxing by the cold liquid, "Normally when some of my siblings found out or our servants, they would usually berate me because I will ruin the image of the Al-Asim family."
He shook his head, spacing out for a moment. He looked at Ruggie's face full of sympathy. "That's not normal, is it?"
Ruggie approached him, shaking his head. He unwrapped the bandages, Kalim followed suit by lifting his hand up. "No, it isn't normal."
Kalim blankly followed Ruggie's hand movements in wrapping the bandages. "Huh," he tilted his head, "Perhaps it is in the Al-Asim estates."
Ruggie frowned, cutting the bandages and securing it before during it on the other hand. "Don't make it into a normal thing."
Kalim's defeated sigh made his mood worsen. "I'm afraid it already is a normal thing for me."
The hyena huffed but didn't say anything, just pointing to Kalim's upper thigh. The Al-Asim raised a brow, a twitch of his mouth lifting. "I already bandaged it."
Ruggie looked askance at his words, making Kalim let out a puff of air akin to the start of a laugh. "You really don't have that much trust in me, do you?"
The hyena looked away, mumbling that he did but needed confirmation. Kalim stared at him for a few seconds before lifting up his pajamas up to his upper thigh.
"There, happy?"
Ruggie quickly turned his head to the side, his cheeks slightly tinted pink. "Yeah, yeah..."
Kalim stood up and walked to the door. He looked behind him. "Do be a dear friend and pull the drain in the tub. Thank you!"
Ruggie stared at the empty air when Kalim left. He wordlessly lifted his sleeves, trying to find the drain. He washed his hands in the sink, putting the bandages back to its place, turning off the bathroom light then closing the door.
He saw Kalim in his bed with his eyes closed, breathing peacefully like what happened to him didn't happen at all.
He sat at the edge of his bed, looking up at the ceiling. The only sound in the room was Kalim's steady breathing.
———
[5:47am]
[The First Years]
Silver
Have any of you guys seen Malleus?
~~
[6:04am]
Ruggie Bucchi
u mean the wet puppy that isn't a puppy but a wet dragon instead but the dragon is not wet but sulking and making others wet?
Silver
What the fuck.
But, yes.
Ruggie Bucchi
no
Silver
Wow, very helpful.
Ruggie Bucchi
I try
Silver
...
Ruggie Bucchi
...
Silver
...
Ruggie Bucchi
...
Silver
...
Boring ass motherfucker
Ruggie Bucchi
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU?!
Silver
CALLING MALLEUS 'DADDY'
Ruggie Bucchi
HE'S A DAD OBVS?!
Silver
ACK NOT THAT WORD
Jade Leech
Ban that word now.
Ruggie Bucchi
****
...
WHAT THE FUCK
Silver
Thank you, Jade
Jade Leech
It's no problem, dear.
Ruggie Bucchi
wtf
...
gayasses
Silver
And the sky is blue, shut the fuck up.
———
[6:09am]
Ruggie turned to look at Kalim, who had his legs and arms wrapped around the hyena. And said hyena didn't even know how he got in this position. "Kalim... can I tell Riddle?"
Kalim nodded slightly, groaning at being awoken at the ass crack of dawn. "I wanna sleep for a while. Night, Ruggs."
———
[6:13am]
[Ew a brokie --> Ew a richie]
Ew a brokie
hey Riddle
Ew a richie
Are you here to spam about 'Daddy' Leona and Malleus?
Ew a brokie
I
no
well maybe later
much much much much later
but no
Ew a richie
Huh.
Then why are you texting me?
Ew a brokie
could you come to Scarabia to check in on Kalim?
Ew a richie
You're still in his bed?
I thought Leona-senpai would have dragged you back by now.
Ew a brokie
not the time
Ew a richie
Alright.
Tell me why.
Ew a brokie
he reeks of blood
Ew a richie
...
Excuse me?
Ew a brokie
and his bathroom reeks of blood too
like really reeks of it from what happened last night
even tho I cleaned up most of it
it still smells like blood
Ew a richie
...
Hm.
I don't like the conclusion I came up to.
Ew a brokie
me neither
so pls come to Scarabia
Ew a richie
Alright.
I'll be there by 7.
Ew a brokie
pm?
Ew a richie
...
YOU ASKED A STUPID QUESTION.
AM.
I'M BUSY TONIGHT YOU KNOW THAT. A GIANT DRAGON KNOWS THAT.
Ew a brokie
OKAY OKAY
———
[6:19am]
Ruggie sighed, putting down his phone. He looked at Kalim sleeping soundly, his arms wrapped around him.
And the sunlight deeply offended both of them with its light. He covered his eyes with his hand, and decided here and there to go back to sleep.
He didn't get that much sleep from last night at all.
~~
[6:54am]
Riddle stood in Kalim's room, his face full of gleeful amusement. Although Jamil didn't look amused, he looked like someone offended his ancestors.
Ruggie didn't look at the red head, knowing how he found it amusing. Kalim sat at the edge of his bed, smiling happily. "Good morning."
Jamil nodded his way, still looking at the hyena who seemed to be the one who offended his ancestors. "Yes, yes, uh-huh."
Riddle waved at Kalim, which the latter returned with eagerness. He looked at the viper still offended. "Jamil Viper, please do leave the room—this thing concerns only us three."
He raised an eyebrow, looking at Kalim to confirm whether it was okay or not. To which the rich kid nodded. "Well, fine, Riddle Rosehearts."
'Did I miss a chapter? Why do they keep calling each other their full names?' The richest in the room thought, watching the viper leave.
The atmosphere in the room shifted almost instantly. The two who are not brok stared at each other and the broke one stood by the door, making sure the viper wasn't actually listening.
Rosehearts sat down next to Al-Asim, reaching out his palm towards him. The red head rolled up the white head's sleeves, frowning upon seeing the bandages. "Ruggie Bucchi, your skill in wrapping the bandages are horrible."
The hyena's eye twitched, giving Riddle a deadpanned look. "Do not contradict me. It was my first time working with clean bandages."
"Right," Riddle mumbled, unwrapping the way from Kalim's right wrist. He winched seeing the scars. "Oh by the Queen of Heart's name..."
Kalim nervously looked at the ceiling, finding it oddly interesting. 'The colors really compliment the room...'
Riddle took a deep breath. "I feel like I didn't get the full context of what happened last night."
"You didn't, Riddle Rosehearts."
"Can someone please tell me what I missed for you guys to refer to each other with your full names." The rich boy whined, making the two look at him in the face.
"Well," Riddle began to wrap the bandages properly around Kalim's wrist, "it's nothing really, I just like to make fun of Silver for not having a last name."
Kalim whined when firm pressure was put on his wounds. "Can you be a little gentle?"
"I would," He put more pressure around the wound, snapping the bandages and unwrapping the ones on his left wrist, "but it's important to stop your bleeding."
He paused, looking Kalim dead in the eyes, "Did you put pressure whenever you treat your wounds before?"
The room was silent except for the occasional sounds of footsteps outside. Which were none.
"And you, Ruggie Bucchi," He looked at the hyena sternly, "Why didn't you inform me at the time of the attempt?"
Ruggie's ears were pinned to his head, "I thought it was normal...?"
The two rich kids stared at him in disbelief. He raised his hands up when the red head walked up to him when he was done bandages Kalim's wrists. "What."
"I live in the slums." He defended, "It's common there; whether by accident, suicide, or other reasons."
Riddle paused, placing a hand under his chin. Ruggie took that as a signal to continue. "And I guess that's the reason why I was 'underreacting'...? Although I understand if you don't know what I mean since you're an upper class." He mumbled the last part, yet Riddle was still able to hear it.
"Excuse me?" Ruggie flinched from the tone in the Queendom of Roses boy's voice. "I will tell you, Ruggie Bucchi, I do indeed know what you speak of. However, I will not elaborate."
Ruggie didn't even know what he meant so he just nodded his head repeatedly. The rich boy went to the other rich boy, sitting down next to him.
"You know, Kalim Al-Asim," He tilted his head, "I know a great therapist if you'd like I can give her a call."
Kalim hummed, looking down at his newly wrapped bandages. "Sure."
"Great."
———
[7:16am]
[??? --> Riri 🌹]
Riri🌹
Wake up, sleepyhead.
The world is being bombed by aliens.
And Coral Sea is the first one.
???
...
did you really have to set off the alarm?
Riri🌹
Yes.
Anyway, could you ring Mrs. Leech?
???
Oh but your therapy session is on Sunday?
Riri🌹
No, not for me.
But for... an acquaintance of mine.
???
...oh by the mermaid princess' name
Riri🌹
Elle.
???
YOU HAVE FRIENDS????? 🥹
Riri🌹
ACQUAINTANCES.
NOT FRIENDS.
???
🤥
this u?
Riri🌹
UGHHH.
JUST CALL MRS. LEECH.
???
fiiinnneeee....
...
Remind me how she became a therapist again?
Riri 🌹
...
I genuinely forgot how or when.
And she's the mother of the twins.
???
Oh u mean Jade and Floyd?
say hi to them for me pls!
Riri 🌹
...Sure.
———
[7:21am]
Riddle looked back at Kalim who was looking at his phone blankly. He raised a brow and tilted his head, snatching it from Kalim's grasp.
Kalim panicked, chasing Riddle across his room. "Riddle Rosehearts! Give it back!"
Ruggie decided then and there to leave the room, to get some food. He was starting to get hungry.
The red head tilted his head, his brows furrowing in annoyance. He continued to read the multiple messages Kalim had received this morning. And dear sevens, did he want to cut off the users heads and see it roll.
"Kalim Al-Asim."
A few minutes later, Ruggie walked in with food in his mouth while carrying a tray full of food for Kalim and Riddle to eat.
Only to see the shortest of the two teaching the tallest how to respond to threats.
"Kalim Al-Asim..., just like I said type in, I apologize for my crude language, "Go jerk yourself off to a tree." Followed by "Cuz I'm honestly sure that's the only thing you do in life.""
Kalim looked at him skeptically, "But wouldn't that be an insult for those who are attracted to trees?"
Ruggie wanted to bang his head against a wall hearing Kalim's words. Riddle looked at the richest with the face of a man on the verge of a breakdown.
"Kalim Al-Asim," He took a deep breath, "Who the fuck do you know attracted to trees to make you ask that?!"
"My... supposed-to-be-heir older brother?" The heir's voice became high pitched when he said the last part. They started at him in disbelief.
"Huh, no wonder he isn't heir."
"What?!"
Ruggie and Riddle both said at the exact same time. The two locked eyes with the broke, then at the food in his hands.
"Uhh," Kalim looked at Riddle expectantly, "food first?"
"...Fine."
———
[8:03am]
[Lizardman --> Rosie]
Lizardman
What time do we meet up?
Which place?
Rosie
Mal, you know.
The usual place.
And at 7pm.
Lizardman
Ah, of course.
See you then, Rosie!
———
[8:37am]
[??? --> Riri 🌹]
???
Mrs. Leech said she'll be free for a meet up on Wednesday!
Riri 🌹
Just tell her to come to Night Raven.
And go through the Scarabia mirror.
And NOT the Octavinelle mirror.
???
okie dokie!
———
[6:42pm]
[The First Years]
Silver
@Riddle Rosehearts THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR NOT RESCHEDULING
BECAUSE HOLY SHIT IT'S SO MUDDY HERE IN DIASOMNIA
Jade Leech
...
No period?
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh by the benevolent Sea Witch's name.
Riddle Rosehearts
Hmh.
I'll see him later.
~~
[9:46pm]
Riddle Rosehearts
I'm going to cry.
Floyd Leech
oh nooo what happened goldfishie? :(
Riddle Rosehearts
WHAT THE FUCK DID I AND MALLEUS JUST SAW?!
Jamil Viper
chat pause
let him speak
Kalim Al-Asim
go on Riddle!
Riddle Rosehearts
So, you know, Malleus and I were just hanging out right?
We went to the arcade.
I wanted a strawberry plushie.
He crashed the machine accidentally.
We went to a pond because he wanted to see Fireflies.
He took pictures of the fireflies.
They were so adorable I will say.
Then I heard noises.
Ruggie Bucchi
sus noises?
Riddle Rosehearts
Yes.
And we were weirded out.
So I and Malleus went to another spot of the pond.
Then we saw someone.
Jade Leech
✍️
Riddle Rosehearts
And you know what I saw them do?
Azul Ashengrotto
What?
Riddle Rosehearts
They were fucking JERKING OFF.
Jamil Viper
😧
Kalim Al-Asim
I
what?????
Silver
I just woke up
And this is the first thing I see
What the fuck
Riddle Rosehearts
I KNOW?!
But they weren't jerking it to someone.
Nooooooo.
You know what they were jerking it for?
Floyd Leech
WHO?!
Riddle Rosehearts
THE FUCKING TREE!
Kalim Al-Asim
😨
Ruggie Bucchi
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
Riddle Rosehearts
I know!
And let me tell you this.
They—
Kalim Al-Asim
HOLY SHIT I GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY FAMILY GC
IT WAS MY OLDER BROTHER YOU ENCOUNTERED
Riddle Rosehearts
WEL, IT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE ENCOUNTER I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AGAIN.
Azul Ashengrotto
I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON?!
Jamil Viper
I
I thought I won't be surprised with your family trauma dumping but
here we are
Floyd Leech
NOT THE POINT SEA SNAKE
Silver
YEAH
THE POINT IS
@Kalim Al-Asim YOUR BROTHER FUCKING JERKED OFF BY A TREE?!
Kalim Al-Asim
he's just like that
Jade Leech
THE FUCK YOU MEAN HE'S JUST LIKE THAT?!
———
[9:52pm]
[Guilty as charged, bitches]
Lizard 🦎
...
Batman
Malleus!
how was the hang out?
Lizard 🦎
Good, at first.
Then we... saw someone...
I don't wanna talk about it.
Please, never ask me what I and Rosie saw.
I have never been more disgusted by the human race.
Batman
?
perhaps you're just over-exaggeration it
it couldn't be that bad right?
Caycay
yh!
it can't be that bad
Kitty cat 😾
ur exaggeration it
Lizard 🦎
I wish I was, Diamond, Kingscholar.
I wish I genuinely was.
Batman
...
how bad
Lizard 🦎
Bad.
Notes:
This took long cuz I didn't know how to continue from the angst AND I had to move my writings to my new phone (I hate that it has limited emojis 💔)
Also in the last part I kinda went... craycray for a bit
Also I think Twisted Wonderland loves me (I started playing the game this January a day before Malleus' bday) because I got 13 SSR cards and most of them were early
Edit: I'm having so much fun using my new phone like OMS??? I kinda don't mind having a few emojis removed now...
Chapter 5
Summary:
Oh wow a new chapter (╹▽╹)
Crewel's thoughts on the group and a bonding moment between Riddle and Rielle
And most importantly crumbs of the ships!
Ah fluff... Ahem... So fluffy
Sorry for any misspellings
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[09/22/xx]
[12:32pm]
Crewel didn't exactly know how or why Crowley convinced Riddle Rosehearts to make that group chat with people so different from each other. But now that he looks at them, sitting in their table in the cafeteria did he understood.
They were all having fun with each other even if some may deny it. However, the thing he doesn't understood was why do they call each other by their full name?
Floyd snickered looking at Silver's deadpanned expression. "Nee, Jellyfish," He tilted his head to the side, "why you so sad~?"
"I'm not sad, Floyd Leech," Silver huffed, placing his head on his palm and grabbed a fry from Floyd's tray, "the constant teasing you all do to me is making me want to burn your clothes."
Jade gasped undignified, "Oh, how horrific. What else will you do?"
He faked fainted on Riddle's shoulder, who added words. "Yes, what else? Are you going to roll up your pants and flash us your ankles like the delicate lad you are?"
"'Lad'," Jamil snorted, handing Kalim a juice box, "okay Queendom of Roses pretty boy."
Azul wiped some pieces of food from his face while watching Riddle's face flushed crimson. He adjusted his glasses and smiled at them, "Goodness, Silver will do none of that."
"Yes, thank you, Azu—."
"Instead, he'd flash us with his most wondrous neck," He placed a hand to his forehead, watching Silver flush red with amusement. "Quite intimate I must say."
"No, no, no," Kalim shook his head—gaining the attention from the others—he bit into his food, "I thi'k Sil—Silver should only flash his neck at Jade Leech."
Their table fell into silent, their faces looking like they were considering the possibility. The two people mentioned were flushed in the face, one more darker than the other.
Silver hid his face in his hand, his position like a shrimp now while Jade merely chuckled at his action.
...Perhaps, that is a mystery that's yet to be solved.
Crewel smiled faintly when walking by their table, quite satisfied to see a group that has yet to have complicated relationships. He glanced at the second years table, which had three missing from it and a tense atmosphere.
~~
[2:03pm]
Crewel signed like a man who would love to retire there and now. He had partnered up Rosehearts and Leech for this type of potion—much to the complaint of their other classmates.
Yet it had somehow slipped his mind that Mers were curious beings. And that resulted into an explosive. At least Riddle had the decency to look apologetic, meanwhile Jade just simply smiled.
He pinched his nose, taking a deep breath—he started at the two first years with ash on their faces. "Can you two please explain what happened?"
The leech pointed at the red head who gave him a pointed look. "It was Riddle-san."
"Was not!" The red head crossed his arms and stood defiantly, defiantly looking like someone who did it but doesn't want to take accountability, "I saw you put an ingredient that was not stated in the book."
"Oh?" The met tilted his head, a sly and calm smile etched on his lips, okay this pup is also looking like someone who doesn't want to take accountability, "I was quite sure it was you, dear. Or are you simply lying?"
"You—! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD—!"
Oh by the seven's name... Perhaps retiring young is a good choice for Crewel.
~~
[3:22pm]
His next class was calm at least. Until Al-Asim opened his mouth to ask him to answer his what ifs and weird questions that it even made him question it.
"Professor," Kalim raised his hand and raised it higher until Crewel looked at him, "if the Sevens were actually evil, would their followers alter their stories to make them seem righteous after their death?"
Crewel blinked at him, putting his hand under his palm. "Good question, ask Professor Trein on that one."
The pup smiled at him, writing it down on his note while Bucchi looked at it. "Bucchi, watch what you're mixing."
Ruggie straighted up, nodding and looking at their cauldron. From the corner of Divus' eye, he saw Al-Asim tugging the hem of Bucchi's sleeves.
"Why do the witch in that one fairytale like to fatten those kids up?" He mumbled to the hyena's ear. "Isn't fat, like, the grossest part of the human body?"
Ruggie gave him a stare, flicking the shorter of the two's forehead. He chuckles, seeing him pout and rubbing his head. "How about we ask the others later when we meet up for an hour?"
The rich kid seemed to be lost on thought before inclining his head at the broke pup. "But my therapy session is today tho—."
'He has a therapy sessions?' Thought by every single person in the room who had gone silent and stopped what they were doing.
"It doesn't start until 5pm for today right?" The hyena inquired, the rich kid humming. "Then you have time left."
"Alright..."
~~
[3:52pm]
Riddle placed a hand to his forehead, watching his acquaintance discussing about why the witch fattened those kids up. Kalim gave him an apologetic look, sipping his juice box; looking at Azul, Jade, and Jamil who were explaining it in detail.
Riddle stared at him for a moment, before his eyes drifted to Kalim's wrist were wrapped in bandages. He narrowed his eyes before they softened in satisfaction.
He locked eyes with Ruggie who gave him a grin, before taking a fry from Floyd's tray—earning him a glare and a tackling.
"Ack—! Stop it, you eel!"
"That fry had the most cheese! And you ate it!"
The whole table gasped, looking at Ruggie like he committed a great sin he couldn't take back. Jade, an expertise at being dramatic(labeled by Floyd), covered his mouth with his eyes wide opened at Ruggie. "Goodness gracious, ikaw yun nag shoplift {You were the one that shoplifted}."
When Floyd heard Jade say those words, he cackled maniacally while tackling Ruggie. Riddle would have been concerned if it were not for the fact, he knew why Floyd was laughing(*cough*Rielle*cough*).
Silver who was seemingly doozing off a few moments ago woke up and registered Jade's words. He gasped loudly and dramatically. "You were the one caught stealing on CCTV!"
Kalim plopped his head on Azul's lap, who looked taken aback by his action. "Oh my sevens, no way, I can't take this anymore, no way!"
"My twin brother is a criminal!" Floyd's eyes snapped towards the red head with suprise while the red head smirked at his expression.
"Huh..." Azul mumbled under his breath, "the show has become popular amongst land dwellers?"
The richest of the group nodded enthusiastically, making the octopus yelp when his chin met Kalim's forehead when he sat up. "It's really funny! Like four merblings reuniting since their birth."
"How is that funny?"
"The way they interact is funny."
Riddle hummed, drinking his tea when he saw the time. His nose scrunched up slightly from the slightly cold liquid when he drank it. He placed it a bit far from himself, choosing to watching Ruggie and Floyd choosing to arm wrestle to settle their fight.
Kalim looked at his phone blankly, moving it away when he saw the red head staring at him. He looked back down at the contact.
———
[4:05pm]
[Georgina Leech --> Kalim Al-Asim]
Georgina Leech
Hello, this is the correct Kalim Al-Asim right?
Kalim Al-Asim
uhh
Floyd and Jade's mother?
Georgina Leech
Ah great, hello.
Riddle had told me you needed a therapist?
Kalim Al-Asim
uhh yh
abt my... sh tendencies
Georgina Leech
Hmh.
Alright.
If it's alright.
May we do our schedule a bit early?
Something came up at the last minute.
Kalim Al-Asim
sure I don't mind!
Georgina Leech
Thank you, dear.
If you have any other problems, please do tell me.
Kalim Al-Asim
sure Mrs. Leech!
———
[4:13pm]
Kalim looked at Riddle with a huge smile on his face. Aware of the group of six looking at him with a side eye. He stood up from his sit. "My therapist is here."
The five who were left in the dark about what happened were suprised, so much so Ruggie won the arm wrestling contest.
"Sure, good luck," Ruggie stated calmly, smirking at Floyd's annoyed expression from losing.
They watched as he stepped out of the cafeteria. When they were sure he was out, they shifted to look at Jamil intensely. Asking him questions left and right at the speed of light.
"I didn't even know he had a therapist!"
"Unlikely story."
"Like the ending of the Tower Princess he said."
"Oh, come on!" The viper groaned, banging his head on the table(earning their table a few concerned looks from the others), "just because I altered the ending means I will lie?"
"No?" Azul adjusted his glasses. "We're merely setting an example."
"Well, I did not know he had a therapist." Jamil finally answered.
Riddle stood up abruptly, startling most of them. "I apologize, but it seems I must go back to my dorm. Some juniors had released the flamingos during their duty."
Before none of them can speak, Riddle speed walked out of the cafeteria. Leaving the six first years to gawk.
And one by one, they began to leave. Leaving behind the Octotrio and Jamil who sighed in relief then dread when he realized he was alone with the Octotrio (technically he wasn't but let the man be dramatic).
Azul locked eyes with him, giving him a sweet smile, the sweetest smile someone with a motive has. "Say, Jamil Viper, would you like to join Octavinelle?"
He sat firm in his place with his arms crossed. "Absolutely not."
Azul's smile faltered for a moment before returning. He sighed, wiping a fake tear from his eye. "At least try and consider it for a second."
Jamil raised a brow, ignoring the continuous whining Azul was trying to guilt trip to. He just hopes this won't be an everyday thing.
The tweels looked at both of them then at each other. Their faces the complete opposite of each others. Jade's was a mask of indifferent amusingly while Floyd's was of boredom. However, there was one thing they agreed at this moment: Azul fumbling was entertaining.
———
[8:43pm]
[The First Years]
Kalim Al-Asim
hi hi! (≧∇≦)/
back from therapy (ʘᴗʘ✿)
Ruggie Bucchi
yoo welcome back!
Kalim Al-Asim
𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓽
Ruggie Bucchi
...
what
Jamil Viper
oh sevens he found the fonts
Kalim Al-Asim
ዘቿዘ
ፕዘጎነ ጎነ ቻሁክ
Silver
This is fuh?
Fuck?
Jade Leech
No.
Kalim Al-Asim
Hiiii Ruggie Bucchi ◌⑅⃝ᵐᶦˢˢ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ʸᵒᵘ⑅⃝◌
Ruggie Bucchi
...first you told me I'm a peasant now u told me you miss me?
Kalim Al-Asim
it was a 𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓭
(๑•̀д•́๑)
Jamil Viper
doctor hello?
yes he's awake
Kalim Al-Asim
𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓻𝓾𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵 𝓥𝓲𝓹𝓮𝓻
(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
Jade Leech
How does therapy change a person so... suddenly?
Kalim Al-Asim
your mom
<( ̄︶ ̄)>
Floyd Leech
wyat
Silver
Gyatt?
Riddle Rosehearts
NO GYATT.
Silver
Aww ಥ_ಥ
Kalim Al-Asim
𝓮𝔀
Silver
Kalim Al-Asim, I will hurt you down.
Kalim Al-Asim
I hurt myself enough thank you very much
Kalim Al-Asim deleted one message.
Silver
*hunt
...Huh?
What was that?
Kalim Al-Asim
hehe
nothing (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Riddle Rosehearts
Ahem.
Anyway, how was the session?
Kalim Al-Asim
she told me to insult the people who keeps spamming me with threats like what you did! ❀(*´▽`*)❀
Jamil Viper
excuse me?
Kalim Al-Asim
𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭
anyways I love reading their angry remarks after I sent my comebacks! (≧▽≦)
Floyd Leech
Sea Otter found the joy of ragebaiting others
Jamil Viper
sevens no
Azul Ashengrotto
How remarkably enjoyable.
Kalim Al-Asim
𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓵𝓮 (≧▽≦)
Azul Ashengrotto
UNPROVOKED?!
Jamil Viper
?
what?
Kalim Al-Asim
...
no wonder you fumbled
Azul Ashengrotto
STOP BEING RUDE PLEASE???
Silver
NO, DON'T STOP BEING RUDE, KALIM AL-ASIM
Kalim Al-Asim
you heard Silver
𝓷𝓸
Ruggie Bucchi
soo what happened?
Kalim Al-Asim
Jade and Floyd's mom happened
Floyd Leech
stop bringing our mom up 凸( •̀_•́ )凸
Jade Leech
Yes.
Why are you bringing our mom into this?
Kalim Al-Asim
(•‿•)
———
[12:55pm]
[Riri 🌹 --> ???]
Riri 🌹
Elle?
Hello?
Are you okay?
Please, talk to me.
~~
[8:45pm]
Riri 🌹
Elle, please.
I'm getting worried.
???
...
Riri 🌹
Elle!
Are you okay?
???
Mom's dead.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Riri 🌹
...
Condolences, Elle.
But may I ask what happened?
You don't need to answer if you don't want to.
???
...
Humans.
Wretched filthy humans.
Riri 🌹
...
Elle.
???
NO!
YOU DON'T GET IT RIRI!
I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE UNDER THE OCEAN!
BECAUSE WE ALL WERE AFRAID OF THE LAND DWELLERS!
Because why?
WHY?!
Riri 🌹
...
???
HUMANS!
THEY HUNT JS DOWN!
AND WE KEEP GETTING SMALLER EACH YEAR
Riri 🌹
Yes, but—.
???
Riri
Please
Just.
Don't give me reasons.
Please.
Riri 🌹
...
Alright.
Would you like me to sneak into Royal Sword?
I bought quite a lot baked seaweeds during... That.
So if you want.
???
Please.
———
[8:56pm]
[Professor Crewel --> Rosepup]
Rosepup
Professor, may I go beyond Night Raven's borders?
I'm just going to take silence as a yes.
Professor Crewel
Why?
...bad pup.
Rosepup
Personal reasons.
Professor Crewel
Alright, but why ask me?
Rosepup
Crowley looks like he's grant me permission then scolded me when I get back because 'I didn't ask for his permission'.
Professor Crewel
Fair enough.
———
[9:21pm]
Rielle sat in his bed, a blanket covering his body. His eyes were red from crying so much. His lips wobbled when he remembered hearing the news of his mother's demise.
"Ma...ma," He pulls his legs close to his chest, borrowing his face. "Ma..ma."
He shut his eyes, his tears falling down like a water fall. 'Ma.. ma... You're alive right? Please.'
His breath hitched, seeing tiny patching of blood on his blanket. He touched the bottom of his eyelid, looking at the his tears mixed blood.
For a moment, he wanted to stop until before his eyes becomes a blood trail. But ultimately continued crying with blood infused tears still coming out.
"Sevens, you look like a mess."
Snapping his neck towards his bedroom door, there stood Riddle—wearing a cloak to hide himself—with a concerned and agitated look on his face. When he saw Rielle's blood stained face, he froze.
Before he quickly locked the door and rushed to be beside on Rielle's side. He pulled out some tissues from the bag he hid under his cloak, wiping his red tears.
Rielle's lips wobbled again, tears forming in his eye-sockets again. "Riri..."
He tackled the red head, making said red head yelp. Riddle awkwardly patted his cousin's back, letting the red head silently sob. "...While, I'm glad you're letting out your emotions... Your eyes, Rielle."
The red head's sobs subdue before he let go of the other red head. Grabbing the tissue offered to him to wipe his tears. "Sorry, sorry. I just..."
He took a deep breath, still wiping his tears. "I... don't really wanna believe mom's demise," His little ahoge withered, "I want Mama."
"Humans," He tightened his grip on his blanket, "Humans murdered her."
Riddle sat quietly, watching Rielle induced with rage wreck his room in anger and agony. How has none of his dormmates come in his room one may ask? It's simple really, Riddle just put a sound proof spell around the room.
Although, he was slightly concerned when Rielle started cussing in multiple languages about the humans who killed his mother.
Once he was sure Rielle had calmed down did he approached Riddle and flopped on the free space of the bed, draping his blanket over himself again. Riddle caressed his hair, "Feeling better?"
Rielle grumbled none coherence words, hiding his face in his blanket. The red head sighed, pulling the baked seaweeds he bought. "Here."
The other red head looked up, staring intensely at it before grabbing it. He grumbled a thank you, staring at the packaging silently.
"...Mama is dead." He uttered blankly, repeating it over and over again as if to test if he believed his own words. After a few minutes of repeating it did he stop and a hollow laugh replaced it.
"Riddle," Riddle flinched slightly hearing his first name from his cousins mouth, "Am I allowed to not forgive humans?"
"What sort of question is that?"
"I don't know, it's just," He bit into his seaweed, "RSA has taught me to not hold grudges against people, and to go and forgive whatever they did."
"That's a stupid lesson." Riddle snorted, laying down next to Rielle who was nodding to what he said. "Some grudges are meant to be left behind in the past, but not this one."
"...So, what you're saying I'm allowed to hold grudges?"
"Yes, sevens, sometimes I wished you were accepted to NRC."
Rielle chuckled slightly, looking outside of his room window. His face lit up when he spotted something. He grabbed Riddle's hand—making him stumble from suddenly standing up—and pointed to the night sky outside. "Look! Shooting stars, Riri!"
"...Weren't you ju—?" He stopped himself, seeing the pleading look on Rielle's face. "...Yes, they are quite pretty falling down the sky."
Rielle clasped his hands together, distracting himself mesmerized by the stars. Tilting his head to the side, he asked, "There are tales of humans wishing on them and they will get it, right?"
Riddle nodded, tilting his head to the side, "Yes, but why do you ask?"
"I want to make a wish!" His grin had a child like wonder Riddle oh so desperately wanted from his times in the Queendom. "Then," He pointed to a shooting star, "make one."
Rielle looked at it, closing his eyes. Thinking for something to wish before he opened them again. "Aren't you going to make your wish?"
He shook his head, walking towards Rielle's bed to sit. "I'm afraid we can't use the same shooting star to wish upon."
"...Oh."
"..."
"..."
"...Anyway, about your tears—."
"Hush yourself, peasant."
Notes:
Fun fact: he cried so hard, blood vessels from his eyes popped (≧▽≦)
(I have discovered two new function in my new phone and I 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 it)
Chapter 6
Summary:
Omg one(𝓽𝔀𝓸) of them catches feelings 🤯🤯🤯
This isn't angst this time I promise <( ̄︶ ̄)>
Notes:
I'd like to apologize if the revelation of his feelings were quite underwhelming or cringey, I must admit this is the first time I have written romance as someone who had never been in a relationship and is aromatic.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[09/26/xx]
[3:02am]
[The First Years]
Kalim Al-Asim
𝕴𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖜𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖔 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕽𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖑𝖊
𝕺𝖗 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖘
𝕴'𝖒 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖉...
Jamil Viper
Kalim
for absolute fuck sake
GO BACK TO BED
Kalim Al-Asim
(இдஇ; )
Silver
Is that a cock eye?
Jamil Viper
SILVER STFU
Silver
Damn, what got you in such a mood?
Jamil Viper
this stupid assignment
Silver
Oh yeah
I wonder who asked Professor Trein about if the Sevens were evil...
Jamil Viper
yh I wonder
@Kalim Al-Asim DON'T YOU WONDER TOO?!
Kalim Al-Asim
(๑•̀д•́๑)
I was 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼
Jamil Viper
stop with the fonds it's making me sick
Kalim Al-Asim changed one nickname.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
...
KALIM AL-ASIM
Kalim Al-Asim
and that's my cue to lock my doors
nighty night! ❀(*´▽`*)❀
Silver
You don't lock your doors?
~~
[6:43am]
Azul Ashengrotto
Apologies for disappearing so suddenly!
My mama called me back due to news of the Queen's demise.
And all of the Octavinelle dorm members also got permission to leave school.
Replying to 𝕴𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗...
Oh? Riddle-san also didn't come to classes?
Jade Leech
What a surprise.
Riddle Rosehearts
For personal reasons.
I had gotten permission from the staffs before reminding the headmage I was leaving for a while.
Floyd Leech
lol
what a coincidence
Riddle Rosehearts
Yes, a coincidence.
Silver
🤨
Riddle Rosehearts
Keep your mouth shut, Silver ሀልክዪዐሁኗቿ.
Silver
😶
Riddle Rosehearts edited one message.
Riddle Rosehearts (edited)
Keep your mouth shut, Silver.
Silver
Yes, sir
Riddle Rosehearts
Hmmm.
Silver
Ugh
Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
Riddle Rosehearts
Good.
Jade Leech
May I ask what that means?
Silver
Eh.
It's nothing.
Just Equestrian club thing.
Kalim Al-Asim
wait wait how did the queen die? :0
Azul Ashengrotto
By some tåbelig humans who still believe the myths of mers bleeding pearls.
Which in itself is quite stupid.
Kalim Al-Asim
oh!
sorry for the lose of the Queen :(
Floyd Leech
she was very beloved
like all of the mers stopped their differences to pay respects to her
Jade Leech
Which in itself is once in a blue moon.
Silver
Imagine not being able to add more glaze to someone you know, couldn't be me
Silver deleted a message.
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Silver
Chat, am I cooked?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
what the fuck are you talking abt
Silver
Translating: I will be dead.
Jade Leech
If you die, can I plant mushrooms on your rotting corpse?
Or use your bones as fertilizer?
Silver
Uhm.
Sure?
Floyd Leech
u nd ur mushrooms feetish (눈‸눈)
Jade Leech
I just love them!
Silver
Oh
Does that mean you love me enough to use my rooting body for your mushrooms?
Jade Leech
...Perhaps.
Silver
oms
kiss me bro /no-homo
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
wtf
Jade Leech
(͡°⁄⁄͜⁄⁄ʖ⁄⁄͡°)
*kisses you passionately*
Floyd Leech
WHAT THE FUCK
Silver
*kisses back*
Ruggie Bucchi
ew
Jade Leech
*likes it*
Riddle Rosehearts muted two users for 10 minutes.
Riddle Rosehearts
Ahem, anyway.
Anything important happened?
Ruggie Bucchi
if Leona and VIL divorced is important then yah
if not then no
Riddle Rosehearts
Damn.
Leona is never getting that cookie.
Ruggie Bucchi
I know!
he fumbled so badly XD
Kalim Al-Asim
hot take: 𝓜𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 should be 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭 when the person you want to 𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 is a bad person.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
Kalim wtf
Azul Ashengrotto
No, no, I agree!
Floyd Leech
u only agree cuz u wanna 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓫𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓼 (눈‸눈)
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
damn it two font lovers
Kalim Al-Asim
what's the problem with that? (눈‸눈)
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
nothing
but seriously wtf Kalim
Kalim Al-Asim
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Ruggie Bucchi
chat
if I somehow pissed off Leona (cuz of the message I sent here)
and he deducts my pay cuz of it...
Azul Ashengrotto
Come.
Ruggie Bucchi
ayo?
Azul Ashengrotto
And work here at the Mostro Lounge.
Floyd Leech
YAY
SHARK SUCKER
lemme squeeze yah
Ruggie Bucchi
...suuureeee
not u tho Floyd
Floyd Leech
:C
Azul Ashengrotto
I'll have the contract ready.
However, I won't be back today nor tomorrow.
Ruggie Bucchi
Aight bet
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
Kalim seriously
wtf
Kalim Al-Asim
𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓪 (•ˋ _ ˊ•)
besides you said to use my brain
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I said to use it in class
NOT whatever this is
Kalim Al-Asim
sooo you're disagreeing?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I never said I disagreed
Kalim Al-Asim
so you're agreeing?!
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I never said I agree either
Kalim Al-Asim
...
𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓮 (눈‸눈)
Riddle Rosehearts
I'm starting to think complying to his request was a bad idea...
Silver
What do you mean?
This is (the only) good idea by headmage
Ruggie Bucchi
naaahh why the headmage hate? 😭
Silver
Idk man
It just is
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
honestly very valid point
but I genuinely don't know why I hate him
Silver
Neither do I
But...
When will the episode he dies in drop?
Kalim Al-Asim
I hope 𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓸𝔀
...
Ruggie Bucchi
?
Kalim?
Kalim Al-Asim
...
𝓢𝓮𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓸𝔀
Silver
Kalim Al-Asim.
Lock your dorm.
Kalim Al-Asim
(◍•ᴗ•◍)
Kalim Al-Asim changed one nickname.
Silver Swan
?
...
Oms you think I'm pretty 🥹
Kalim Al-Asim
ክዐ ቿሠ ፕቻ
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
lmao
he meant the thing you used in food
Kalim Al-Asim
(^‿^)
Silver Swan
Oh
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
but you wouldn't understand that cuz you can't FUCKING COOK
Silver Swan
FUCK YOU MAN
———
[7:03am]
{Azul's Mother's Restaurant}
Azul smiled politely—as politely as he could—at a mer who was yelling at him about the service. Annoying the other mers in the restaurant.
While he doesn't want to break his mother's reputation, he just wished he could punch them just once. Or twice if no one was looking. 'I swear if he doesn't shut the fuck up any time soon, I will make Floyd squeeze him'
He bowed to the customer slightly, making an apologetic look. 'But what do you know. Customers are always right.'
"I am so sorry for the barnacle in your food, I will remake it right away," He internally did a victory dance when the customer stopped their whining.
"No," His eye slightly twitched from the refusal before his expression turned blank at the next words. "I do not want your slimy hands make it."
He stood still silently, before a hollow smile appeared on his face. "Of course, I'll let someone else do it for you."
He swam fast away from the customer, not wanting to seem weak for crying to something so 'small'... Then again if he did cry, none will know if he just didn't show any change of expression.
"Azul?" He blinked, suddenly realizing he was in the kitchen. His ma looked at him up and down, her face contorting into worry. "What's wrong, my dear?"
She swam over to him, caressing his cheek in worry. Azul's figure lost its tension, melting into his mother's touch. "It's..." Should he say it to his ma? But he doesn't want to burden her with untrivial matters... "Simply nothing, ma."
The look she sent him was basically a confirmation that she didn't believe his words. "Dear, please, do tell me what is bothering you?"
"It's nothing really, I'm just simply overwhelmed by the amount of customers these last few days."
Despite the fact she still didn't believe it, she reluctantly let it go for a while. "Very well. Do take a rest, my little one, if it's bothering you so much."
He gave her a smile, swimming out of the kitchen before he freezes—seeing someone familiar. "...Riddle?"
The someone he saw looked at his direction in suprise, silently observing him. Something clicked in the person's mind before they gave him an awkward smile. "I'm not Riddle, kiddo."
"Ah...," Azul's face turned dark purplish blue in embarrassment. Of course, he wasn't Riddle! Why did he think it was Riddle?! Riddle's not even a mer!
"Azul—?" His ma stopped swimming, her eyes wide looking at the red head in front of her. She bowed deeply, "Your highness!"
Azul's eyes widening, finally looking around him—the customers bowing, and soon followed suit. The mer stood there, feeling conspicuous.
The mer raised both their hands, shaking his head in a rapid manner. "There is no need to bow, I am merely here to pick up the order I placed for my son and his cousins."
"Order...?" Azul's ma muttered, straightening up. Her eyes widened in realization. "Oh! The one ordered by R.R.C.?"
The mer bobbed his head, his face looking happy and relieved. Azul's mother went to the kitchen to get his order, leaving them in an awkward atmosphere. The mer was glad that most of the mers in the restaurant were minding their businesses now—albeit some did gave him a glance.
He looked at Azul, a small smile plastered on his face. "So," Azul's body stiffened, even his arms stopped flowing underneath him, "...Azul Ashengrotto, correct?"
"Yes..., Prince Henry, sir." Prince Henry looked quite amused by Azul's answer. The octopus cussed himself inwardly before realizing he never once introduced himself.
"Pardon me, your highness, but how—?"
"Here it is, your highness." He was cut off by his mother's voice, swimming with a shell full of delicacies. He closed his mouth, choosing to just observe their interaction.
His highness smiled, thanking his ma before looking at Azul and giving him a smile. "Well, I should get going."
Azul watched him leave the restaurant, lingering silently. "Ma..."
"Hm?"
"Did you ever introduced me to his highness?"
His ma gave him a puzzlee look before shaking her head. "As far as I'm aware, this is the first time I've met the second prince. Why, my little one?"
Her mini her peered at her with a look she couldn't quite decipher. Before it was replaced by a sweet smile she knew and loved from him. "Nothing, Ma. I shall go now."
"...Alright, my dear." She kissed both his cheeks and his forehead, making him embarrassed by the affection in front of so many mers. "I love you, my little Azul."
"I love you too, mama..." He grumbled, cheeks purplish blue. He swam out of the restaurant, leaving his mom happy and victorious.
On one of the tables, a mer-woman glared at her teenager who ducked under the table. "Now, why couldn't you say that to me?"
"Mom, pleeaassuah."
———
[9:32am]
{In the sky. On a magical carpet ride}
Kalim looked at the sky, his eyes wide with amazement. He lifted his hands up in the air, the cold wind making contact with it. He smiled, never feeling this free and off guard since his 17 years of existing as an heir.
Behind him sat Ruggie, looking at him with a mesmerized expression. He couldn't help it, the boy just looked so... breathtakingly beautiful smiling.
"Ruggie," He called out, looking behind him with the smile Ruggie is mesmerized with, "Are you having a great time?"
The hopefulness in his voice and eyes made the hyena snap out of it. He nodded at his direction. "I am, Kali."
The rich kid's eyes widen at the nickname, his grin widening. "I'm glad you are, Ru!"
They sat on the magic carpet in silence, watching Night Raven College below them.
Meanwhile down below, Jamil was squinting his eyes to look at the barely visible carpet from the ground. A frown was plastered on his face—a sweat on his cheek.
"Oh by the seven's name... I am not getting paid to have the consequence of dying by the hands of the Al-Asims if their heir dies."
Back up in the sky, Kalim stared at a flock of birds; his eyes only focused on the bird at the behind. Its wings flapping furiously, its tiny chirps audible to them.
"Y'know, Ru..."
Ruggie looked at Kalim who moved to be by his side. "Yes, Kali?"
"I hate having a heart," Kalim muttered yet loud enough for Ruggie to hear. The hyena was surprised by his words. "Why? I mean—."
Kalim leaned his head on Ruggie's shoulder, causing him to stiffened. "It's fragile and can break at any moment." He paused, looking at his bandaged wrists.
"...However it's not the reason I hate having it," He touched the bandages, rubbing circles in places where it itches to just harm it, "I hate it, because it reminds me how I'm the same as it."
Ruggie looked at the boy leaning on his shoulder silently. Holding his palm from continuing. "Don't do that."
Kalim let out a puff of air, sitting straight and removing his palm from Ruggie's own. "Hmh. I know. I'm getting better... I think."
Ruggie's gaze lingered at Kalim as he yapped about things that he had been doing this week. Yet, he couldn't focus at his words when the one who said it looked so happy and sparkling.
"And then he had the audacity to—." He stopped himself from continuing when he realized the hyena was not saying a word. He locked eyes with Ruggie who snapped out of it and avoided eye contact—choosing to look around their surroundings.
"Uh... yeah, yeah... continue." He scratched the back of his head—his ears pinned down. Kalim was puzzled but decided to let it go and continued.
He continued to stare at Kalim, now focusing on the things he said. Now that he looked at him... He was quite beautiful. But not how he saw Vil, yes Vil was indeed beautiful and popular but he never felt like his heart would burst out of his chest around him.
But with Kalim? Yeah. His heart did felt like it would burst from beating so fast.
So why? Why did his face burn hotter when he's near? Why is he so overprotective of the guy? Just why?
...
...
...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, fuck. He likes Kalim.
His blood rushed to his face—turning it the same shade of Riddle's hair. When he finally focus on reality to see Kalim inches from him, startled he pulled himself to the edge of the magic carpet—staring at the boy with his eyes wide open.
Kalim looked at him with a startled expression before it morphed into worry. "Ru? Are you alright?"
"Y-yeah, I'm all right. I'm right handed after all!" The hyena cussed himself inwardly at his response to Kalim's question.
Kalim shifted his head to the side, giggling slightly. And oh fuck did it make Ruggie's stomach twist. "I meant if you're feeling unwell."
He placed the back of his palm to Ruggie's forehead, making him gasp from the temperature. "Goodness! You're burning up! C'mon, let's get you to the infirmary."
Ruggie opened his mouth to protest but it was too little way too late. Kalim was directing the carpet like he had no care in Twisted Wonderland.
"Kal—."
"Nuh-uh! I'm not stopping."
"Lis—!"
"You're sick, Ruggie Bucchi."
Ruggie closed his eyes in acceptance, unable to get through Kalim's determination to get him to the infirmary. What he did like was seeing Jamil's bewildered expression when they got close and zoomed past him.
He could have sworn he heard him yell about how he didn't get paid enough for this.
Now, he laid in the infirmary bed with Kalim sitting on a chair beside him—looking worried as ever. When the doctor came to his bed, he asked Kalim to go outside for a while.
After minutes that felt like hours, the doctor confirmed that he wasn't sick at all. The hyena nodded slowly, covering his face with his hands to hide his blush.
(The doctor raised a brow at his action before grinning with they realize why.)
They called out, possibly to inform Kalim that he wasn't sick. Oh but he is. A love-sick fool that he'll become.
He groaned, hiding himself under his blanket—just hoping to dissapear from the face of Twisted Wonderland. Ugh, great, just great.
Someone lifted up his blanket, he looked at them to see Kalim with an apologetic grin on his face. "Sorry about that. You were just so... red!"
"I know." He muttered, unable to look Kalim in the eyes. He could feel Kalim's gaze bore his head, he heard a cough from him. Then he spoke, his voice softer than before, "I... really liked spending time with you today."
He laid there silent, before he spoke in a quiet tone; only reserved to those he cared most about. "Me too."
(He didn't saw the slight tint of pink on the other's face and the softened expression he wore looking at his back.)
Notes:
The doctor: I smell... 𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙛 𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙛 I smell 𝓨𝓐𝓞𝓘
Chapter 7
Summary:
Uhhhhhhhhhhh they're conversing? (Wow I'm so good at summaries)
Anyway enjoy!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[09/26/xx]
[11:26am]
[The First Years]
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
im gonna crash out
I'm gonna crash out
I'M GONNA CRASH OUT
Silver Swan
Whoa who got into your pants?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
NO ONE
Floyd Leech
sum1 wish they were
Floyd Leech deleted one message.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
...
I will pretend I didn't saw that
Floyd Leech
<( ̄▽ ̄)>
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
But
For the LOVE OF THE SEVENS
SOMEONE TELL A HYENA TO FUCK OFF
Silver Swan
Nah
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
BITCH
Silver Swan
What did Ruggie Bucchi do to you?
WOW.
COULDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR ME TO TYPE?!
Jade Leech
It's okay, Silver.
I would wait for you to type. 🥺🫶
Silver Swan
*gasp* R-really? 🥺
Jade Leech
Of course. 🥺
Ruggie Bucchi
what the woe
...
gay
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
that's their point dumbass
ALSO GTFO OF SCARABIA
Ruggie Bucchi
how about
FUCKING NO
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
YOU!
...
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗 went offline.
Ruggie Bucchi
?
wait what are you?
WAIT JAMIL I'M JOKING
LAHSJALSGAKDL
Ruggie Bucchi went offline.
Silver Swan
...
Ahem
Anyway so
Jade Leech
?
Silver Swan
Sevens, I forgot you were here.
By the way, you guys would be back on Monday right?
Jade Leech
That would be correct.
Why do you ask?
Kalim Al-Asim is online.
Kalim Al-Asim
HELP JAMIL IS TRYING TO BURY RUGGIE
Silver Swan
Oh, it's nothing
I was just curious
Kalim Al-Asim
HELLO?!
Floyd Leech
kinda miss squeezing those guppies
Azul Ashengrotto
You broke some of their ribs.
Floyd Leech
they were weak
Kalim Al-Asim
ACK
𝕵𝕬𝕸𝕴𝕷 STIL!
Riddle Rosehearts
A very lovely weather we're having.
Silver Swan
It's raining
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh.
What a moody weather we're having.
Jade Leech
Yes, very moody.
Kalim Al-Asim
𝙶𝚄𝚈𝚂
Azul Ashengrotto
Do any of you hear that?
Floyd Leech
nah
Jade Leech
I don't think so?
Riddle Rosehearts
It was probably just the wind.
Silver Swan
Nah, it was a train
Kalim Al-Asim
a train? :0
WIAT RUGGIE
Floyd Leech
ohhh 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh, yes.
THE train.
Azul Ashengrotto
I felt a shiver down my spine hearing THE Train.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
large words for urself huh?
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh but it's true!
The train is what many people feared.
Kalim Al-Asim
BAD JAMIL! \(๑•̀д•́๑)/
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
ur hot take was murder correct?
Kalim Al-Asim
NO NUH UH
RUGGIE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
RIGHT GUYS?!
EVERYONE, SAY HE'S NOT A BAD PERSON!
Azul Ashengrotto
How much will you pay me to say it?
Kalim Al-Asim
everyone except Azul
Azul Ashengrotto
Ouch.
Silver Swan
Well...
If we ignore the fact he steals...
Jade Leech
Then perhaps he isn't a bad guy.
Floyd Leech
nah
Riddle Rosehearts
No, he's horrible.
@𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗 Kill him please.
Kalim Al-Asim
RIDDLE!
Riddle Rosehearts
What?
It's rational.
Silver Swan
Sibling stuff
Jade Leech
💯.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
thank you for giving me the pass
Riddle Rosehearts
No problem.
I suppose.
Silver Swan
Also
@Floyd Leech I tried the game you mentioned
'The Garden of Everland' right?
The one that's popular amongst mers?
Floyd Leech
:0
send me ur UID
NOW
Silver Swan
Uh, later?
Floyd Leech
N O W
Jade Leech
Oh.
That game.
Azul Ashengrotto
@Silver Swan You will absolutely love Chapter 'The leaf' 8 of the Saileanei main quest! Most definitely... (Also, give me your UID)
*Chapter 9 I mean.
Silver Swan
...
I have trust issues...
Azul Ashengrotto
Replying to I have trust...
(•ᴗ•)
Kalim Al-Asim
guys look what my (kind and adorable, and NOT ONE OF the weird and horrible ones) sibling sent me
Jade Leech
...
TANGINA ANO YAN.
Kalim Al-Asim
WTF R U SAYING
Jade Leech
HINDI KO ALAM LAT EH.
{I don't know either}
Kalim Al-Asim
HUH
Jade Leech
I'M NOT FROM THE CAPITAL NG CORAL SEA.
GOLAGAT IS NOT MY TOUNGE.
AYASIB IS.
Kalim Al-Asim
WHAT AR EYOU SAYING
Azul Ashengrotto
Replying to a picture.
BALD ASS.
Azul Ashengrotto deleted a message.
Azul Ashengrotto
Wow.
The wind is so strong today.
Riddle Rosehearts
Stop blaming the wind.
Blame the water instead.
Azul Ashengrotto
Ah, yes!
The water current sure is strong today.
Silver Swan
Sus
But idc
As long as Eliot is fine then I don't care 🥰
Azul Ashengrotto
...Hmm.
Replying to @Silver Swan You will...
I will say..... someone died.
Silver Swan
...
IT BETTER NOT BE ELIOT
Azul Ashengrotto
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ you'll seeeeeeeeeee.
Silver Swan
I WILL CRASH OUT IF IT'S ELIOT
Floyd Leech
hmmmmm
okok
Silver Swan
Replying to Hmmmm...
...
Floyd Leech
(◍•ᴗ•◍)
Silver Swan
Is it actually Eliot...? 😭
Azul Ashengrotto
Hmmmmm.
Jade Leech
Who knows?
Floyd Leech
<( ̄︶ ̄)>
Silver Swan
guys... 😭😭😭
Azul Ashengrotto
Bare ved det it's one of the Ellienstion kids
Silver Swan
...
Floyd Leech
Floyd Leech
yes? (╹▽╹)
Azul Ashengrotto
Right, @Riddle Rosehearts?
Riddle Rosehearts
?
Why are you asking me?
Azul Ashengrotto
No reason.
I just thought you know the game.
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Yeah.
It's one of them.
Azul Ashengrotto
...Hm.
Riddle Rosehearts
What is it this time?
Azul Ashengrotto
Nothing!
Nothing.
Nothing...
Silver Swan
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT ELIOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jade Leech
Replying to Bare ved...
HOI GAGOHAHAHAHAHA
Floyd Leech
Replying to PLEASE TELL...
idk...
Is he?
Silver Swan
...
Alright, where's my death note.
Ruggie Bucchi
sup gng
...wtf did I miss
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
@Ruggie Bucchi :)
Get ready to be riped bitch
Kalim Al-Asim
oh sevens I thought you were offline
Ruggie Bucchi
oh dear gods no...
Silver Swan
there's no god
stfu
Riddle Rosehearts
Uh.
Yes, there is?
Poseidon.
Jade Leech
He's in Woe mythology.
Not in our mythology.
Azul Ashengrotto
...Hm.
Silver Swan
tf is with geniuses and '...Hm.'
Azul Ashengrotto
Bitch...
Jade Leech
@Ruggie Bucchi are you from the Isle of the Woe?
Ruggie Bucchi
uh
I think?
well I'm half blood ig
Granny told me my deadbeat beastman dad is from there
Azul Ashengrotto
What's with you guys and bad parents...
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
genuinely don't know
Kalim Al-Asim
I can't say they're bad
Mama is the best tho! <( ̄▽ ̄)>
Silver Swan
Can't relate
Father's nice
Riddle Rosehearts
Debatable.
Silver Swan
...
the fuck you mean 'debatable'? (눈‸눈)
Riddle Rosehearts
Debatable.
Didn't he leave you in your house as a baby? Alone?
Silver Swan
...
Jade Leech
What.
Floyd Leech
huh
Silver Swan
uhhh
Riddle Rosehearts
4 times?
Or was it 5?
Silver Swan
well... He's a single father and is trying!
...UNLIKE YOUR 'MOTHER'
Riddle Rosehearts
YOU FUCKING SHIT.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
can we have one topic that WE ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MORE THAN 5 SECONDS
Ruggie Bucchi
no <3
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
...
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗 went offline.
Ruggie Bucchi
pray for me
———
[11:57am]
{Diasomnia Lounge}
Silver huffed in amusement at Riddle's threat and apology that followed after Ruggie's message. He set his phone down, swaying his leg up in the air—humming a tune.
He started at the ceiling, refusing to turn his eyes off it. He held up his hands in the air, closing one eye and inspecting it.
Some dorm members walked in, looked at ceiling then at Silver—who stared back—before leaving in a rush. Honestly, he doesn't know why they even looked at him weirdly. It was normal!
He heard the door slam open, startling him greatly. He didn't move, choosing to stay silent—listening to the vulgar sounds coming out of their mouth. He glanced to where their shadow was visible, only to relax when he realize it was just his father.
His father sat next to him—in his pajamas, playing with his online friends Silver will bet. Cussing profusely in Fae language, not noticing Silver besides him.
The human had his eyes on his father, slowly and silently turning his body upright. Some dorm members did look at him—probably judging—and left. Again.
When Lilia breath a sigh of relief—probably just won a game. He looked up from his phone to the side to see Silver sitting politely with a tea cup on his hand like he didn't do anything. "Father, greetings."
"Ah," His father's eyes softened, the earlier anger washed away, "How long have you been here?"
"Not long." His gaze moved to a wall. A very blank wall. A very interesting one at that.
Lilia's eyes narrowed at Silver's avoidant gaze. He looked at the wall Silver was looking at.
...Wow, it was actually interesting. They both stared at the wall and the wall stared back at them with the same intensity. After a few minutes, the wall shifted, turning into Malleus Draconia.
"...Hi." Silver waved at him, slurping loudly(even after the tea was finished). Malleus' gave pierced at him, slowly blinking one eye then the other. "...Greetings to you too as well, Silver."
"Lovely weather, we're having right?" Lilia exclaimed, a flash out light appeared and a loud sound rumbled from outside.
"𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓰𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶𝔂."
"Ah, yes, gloomy weather we're having right?"
"𝓗𝓶𝓱."
Okay, Silver was feeling a hint of Deja Vu from their conversation. The dragon heir shifted slightly towards the door, maintaining eye contact with the two of them. Completely forgetting he can teleport.
He walked out the door, leaving Silver and Lilia in silence. Well. At least, father didn't notice—.
"Silver, why is there a whole bucket of paint on the ceiling?"
Sevens, damn it.
———
[4:22pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Riddle Rosehearts
Who changed the group chat name?
And when.
Kalim Al-Asim
𝓶𝓮
𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰
𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝚁𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 :[
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Well, I guess it's... humorous?
Kalim Al-Asim
❀(*´▽`*)❀
Floyd Leech
tye icesn loikd fynny
Kalim Al-Asim
?
Riddle Rosehearts
What in Twisted Wonderland are you talking about?
Floyd Leech
tje ocesn
Ruggie Bucchi
...
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!
Silver Swan
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE?!
Riddle Rosehearts
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE GROUNDED?!
Kalim Al-Asim
𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙽'𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙿𝙾𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙴 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶!?
Riddle Rosehearts
I AM?!
Ruggie Bucchi
HE IS!?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
HE WAS NEVER MISSING KALIM
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT IDEA
Kalim Al-Asim
IDK
𝙼𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚄𝚂?!
Riddle Rosehearts
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY WOULD HE THINK I'M MISSING?!
Kalim Al-Asim
I DON'T KNOW
Silver Swan
WTF IS HAPPENING
Azul Ashengrotto
Can everyone, for the love of the sevens.
TURN THEIR FUCKING CAPS OFF.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU
Floyd Leech
NIW TGAY'S A 🧢
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
FUCK YOURSELF
Silver Swan
OH MY SEVENS
JAMIL VIPER IS A GAY CAP?! 🤯🤯🤯
Ruggie Bucchi
we're going to gloss over the fact Floyd Leech is high?
yh?
ok
Floyd Leech
di ue balls hsng loe
Riddle Rosehearts
No.
Floyd Leech
ahw :(
Jade Leech
You don't have balls?
Riddle Rosehearts
WHAT.
Azul Ashengrotto
Interesting.
Jade, write that down.
Jade Leech
Already wrote that down.
Silver Swan
HAH!
SUCKS TO BE YOU
Riddle Rosehearts
UNPROVOKED?!
Kalim Al-Asim
that's getting 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎
Floyd Leech
yh utd toi boreing
Ruggie Bucchi
tf u tow talkin' abt
Jade Leech
*Two.
Ruggie Bucchi
find yourself in a ravine with no mushrooms Jade Leech
Jade Leech
😨
Kalim Al-Asim
The repeatative words.
Silver Swan
Source?
Jade Leech
THE FUCK YOU MEAN SOURCE?!
YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL IT'S COMMON FUCKING KNOWLEDGE!
Silver Swan
...Jade?
But... I thought you love me 🥺
Jade Leech
...
Baby, no. 🥺
I do love you, pookie. /no homo 🫶
Silver Swan
🥹🫶 /no homo
Riddle Rosehearts
Guys.
Do you know who these two are?
Floyd Leech
idk
they spawned outta nowhere
Ruggie Bucchi
oh ur not on weed anymore?
Floyd Leech
shuddup
Silver Swan
you guys are so rude (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)
Jade Leech
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Very funny.
Riddle Rosehearts
Thank you, I try.
Wait, hold on.
My cousins are calling me for the cuddle pile.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
...cuddle pile?
Riddle Rosehearts
Yes.
Don't you guys experience cuddle piles?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
...
Silver Swan
...kinda?
Ruggie Bucchi
...
Kalim Al-Asim
...
does those sleep—
Ruggie Bucchi
no
Riddle Rosehearts
The one with your siblings your father wanted you guys to do?
An absurd statement you exclaimed.
Kalim Al-Asim
yh ok cool...
Ruggie Bucchi
well I did with the other kids in the slums
and it's nice
Azul Ashengrotto
I have.
With the tweels.
And mama.
Jade Leech
^^
Floyd Leech
:p
Riddle Rosehearts
Most of you are missing out on the comfort of it.
Kalim Al-Asim
wait!
what about we all have a cuddle pile next week? :0
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
sevens
pls no
Azul Ashengrotto
Yes, I agree, absolutely.
Where? When?
Ruggie Bucchi
sure Kalim :))
I'd love to have a cuddle pile with you
and the others
Jade Leech
'And them I guess.'
Bitch ass simp.
Jade Leech deleted one message.
Ruggie Bucchi
...
I will throw you off a cliff.
Jade Leech
As if you have the muscles to do so.
Floyd Leech
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJSHSJSHAHAHAHAH
Azul Ashengrotto
You.
Shut up.
Floyd Leech
or what?
Azul Ashengrotto
I will break your neck.
Floyd Leech
jokes on you
I'M INTO TAHT STUFF
Ruggie Bucchi
...
@Riddle Rosehearts yo look at the above texts
Riddle Rosehearts
You.
Shut your babbling mouth.
Ruggie Bucchi
sigh
I'm so loved
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
did u js sigh
in fucking text
Ruggie Bucchi
very beloved
Kalim Al-Asim
no!
Silver Swan
AHAHAHA
Kalim Al-Asim
Ruggie :(
well I love you!
Silver Swan
...
Well.
Uhm.
That escalated quickly and super gay as woe.
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh, I gotta go.
My cousins are fussing.
Bye.
@Ruggie Bucchi Deal with it on your own.
Ruggie Bucchi
WHAT DO U MEAN?!
Riddle Rosehearts went offline.
Floyd Leech
people aren't blind :p
well except for the people in miraculous buglady but yh
Jade Leech
Honestly, it was so obvious to the eye.
Remember the first 'not really official' hang out?
Yeah, hard not to forgot the looks.
Ruggie Bucchi
Uhm
well
it's uh
Uh
uhm
ehh
Kalim Al-Asim
do u not love me? :(
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
@Ruggie Bucchi answer that wisely
Ruggie Bucchi
uh well
Silver Swan went offline.
Silver Swan is online.
Silver Swan
sorry accidentally turned it off
continue don't mind me
Ruggie Bucchi
WAIT PLS INTERRUPT
Kalim Al-Asim
?
Ru?
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh?
Ru??? 👀👀👀
Ruggie Bucchi
STFU AZUL ASHENGROTTO
Kalim Al-Asim
Ruuu :((
Ruggie Bucchi
KAJSNWHJDKAJDJAKKKBGB
Riddle Rosehearts is online.
Riddle Rosehearts muted two users for 6 hours.
Riddle Rosehearts
Deal with it in your private chat.
I do not need to hear my phone ping every few seconds.
Riddle Rosehearts went offline.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
...
so Kalim just left his room
looks like they won't be doing that in their private dms
Azul Ashengrotto
So.
What are we going to do?
Jade Leech
Wait.
Floyd Leech
prolly
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I'm just going to assume everyone here can't keep a topic for more than 5 seconds
Jade Leech
Well.
One here already is confirmed.
Floyd Leech
mer eel fick y ok
Jade Leech
Yeah, fick y ok too.
Azul Ashengrotto
I'm surrounded by idiots...
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
point proven
Silver Swan
Man
I'm gonna go take a nap
Jade Leech
Have a nice nap, Silver. :)
Silver Swan
Hmh
Silver Swan went offline.
———
[5:03pm]
[Oh my sevens, we're a yearner trio]
Octy
And you said I am worse than you?
Mushroom man
Well, you are, dear Azul.
I just am in the mild territory.
Eel but better
nu ur nit
Octy
Deal with him.
I am occupied not trying to throw mers across the ocean.
Eel but better
i wanna squeeze goldfishie:((((((((
it's been too looooooooonnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg
I'm going to overblot.
Octy
Say that again and I'll burden you with work for a whole year.
Mushroom man
You know that's not going to work on him.
Octy
Unfortunately, I do know.
But it's a try I suppose.
Although, I want to ask both of you a question.
Mushroom man
Go on.
Eel but better
eh whatev
Octy
...Do you think Riddle is quite...
Suspicious?
———
[5:05pm]
[Are we still guilty?]
Grumpy kitty 😾
stop spamming ts
I swr to the svns
BeautyQueen
Aw.
Has the kitty not yet learn how to mute the group chat?
Grumpy kitty 😾
I will jmp u
don't test me
BeautyQueen
Feeling froggy? Leap.
Grumpy kitty 🐱
...
Grumpy kitty 🐱 went offline.
Bobby Bob Bob
Roi du Poison, I saw Roi du Lions storm to the direction of the mirror chambers.
BeautyQueen
Ugh.
Great.
BeautyQueen went offline.
Batman
@Discord kitty pls do return Malleus (◔‿◔)
Discord kitty
how did u even know he was in my dorm...
Batman
js a hunch
Cay-cay
translation 🔁: ur situationship is becoming to visible to everyone
Discord kitty
...
idek how he got here...
Lizard 🦎
My flame, are you perhaps insisting my presence is not needed by you in your private quarters?
Discord kitty
what? no!
plus don't put words in my mouth
Cay-cay
yh!
he should instead put—
Treywithatray muted Cay-cay for 5 minutes.
Treywithatray
no freaky in the group chat
Lizard 🦎
Do you wish for me to leave?
Discord kitty
no!
but SSR Lilia needs you... so
Grumpy kitty 😾 is online.
Grumpy kitty 😾
oi lizard
Lizard 🦎
What.
Do you want.
Grumpy kitty 😾
did u get an invite to the coral sea
Treywithatray
hm?
Bobby Bob Bob
Ah! Is this of the Queen's burial on Sunday?
Lizard 🦎
I in fact did get an invitation.
My grandmother asked me to take her place there.
Grumpy kitty 🐱
k
Grumpy kitty 😾 went offline.
Cay-cay
Oh
Condolences to the Royal Family
also when will Rids come back?
Treywithatray
he said it would be extended for 2 days
since IT was extended to Sunday
Batman
may I ask what the 'it' is?
Cay-cay
sorry Lils!
idk either
Only Trey-trey knows
Treywithatray
which I will keep to myself
Lizard 🦎
Good choice.
———
[6:54pm]
[Viper --> Bucchi]
Viper
Ruggie, what the fuck did you do
Bucchi
huh?
Viper
why did Kalim run past me crying his eyes out
Bucchi
...what
Viper
what the fuck did you do?!
Bucchi
...
I just
Viper
What.
Bucchi
...i thought we were better off as friends...
Viper
...FOR SEVENS SAKE
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
WHY
Bucchi
you've met me correct?
Viper
obviously
Bucchi
how am I going to compare to someone who has everything?
do you realize the large status gap we have?
Viper
what difference does that make
Bucchi
I
you don't understand
Viper
I do understand
and Kalim does too
Bucchi
...
Viper
that's why he loves you
Bucchi
!
what?
Viper
yes
I'm unsure what's going on inside his head to love you but he does.
Bucchi
I.. rude but
...fair enough
but he loves me?
Viper
YEAH OBVIOUSLY
COULDN'T YOU SEE THE WAY HE LOOKED AT YOU WHEN YOU TWO STARTED TO HANG OUT?!
OR BEFORE THAT?!
Bucchi
oh
oh fuck
Viper
yh obviously you fucked up
Bucchi
I...
Jamil
Viper
yh yh u can come to Scarabia
Bucchi
Thank you
...
You must really care for Kalim huh
Viper
...
Bucchi
alright I'll see you there
Bucchi went offline.
Viper
...
do I?
Hah how foolish of you to type those words
Viper deleted two messages.
Viper
yh yh whatever see you there
Viper went offline.
Notes:
Sorry my hand slipped at the last part (◍•ᴗ•◍)
I WAS planning to post this on June 1st (since that's my birthday) but I got impatient and here we are!
Credits to my online friend for the picture!
Also the reason why the Queen wasn't buried immediately is because in the Philippines, the dead body would be in their house in a cascet(?) for a few days until the chosen day arrives ( ̄▽ ̄)
Chapter 8
Summary:
How did a rejection angst turn into family angst...
TW: Violence and more I probably forgot
Chapter Text
[09/26/xx]
[6:56pm]
Kalim felt like he couldn't breath. It was too much. He knew he should have expected the rejection from the hyena.
So, why does his heart ache so much?
He squeezed his eyes shut, a lump forming in his throat once again. He hated how he was so unlovable to the process of others not loving him.
Oh, who was he kidding? His entire existence was unlovable! He's only useful as an heir! Just like mother said he was...
His scars itched.
He tried desperately to inhale as much air as possible. His hands on his hair, tears falling down his crumbled up face.
His scars itched.
He could hear screams from the other room, he didn't know why. Were they scared? Were they in pain? He wants to help them. He need to help them.
His scars itched.
Stand up. Stand up, idiot. They need help.
Yet as much as he tried to, his legs couldn't find its strength to balance itself. He needs to help them. He's their housewarden.
His scars itched.
What a pathetic housewarden. He could hear the whispers in the hallways with people looking at him with disgust and judgement.
His scars itched.
He ignored them. He always did. So, why. Why couldn't he also ignore the pain in his heart from his rejection?
His scars itched.
A metallic scent entered his nose. His arms and upper thigh suddenly feeling wet. He didn't care.
His scars itched.
The screams were getting louder than before. He was starting to get worried for them. He flinched at the sound of the door slamming open, his gaze flickering upwards.
His scars itched.
...To see his mother's angry expression. His expression turned fear, backing up to a wall. His mother pointed a finger at him. "You—!"
It hurts.
"—not only you like men but dare to ruin the Al-Asim name with your attention seeking scars?!" She spat, glass shards floating beside her.
It hurts.
He raised his hands up in defense as the glass shards rained down upon him. He pleaded, pleaded so much to his mother to stop, that it hurts so much.
It hurts.
She walked up to him, grabbing his collar for him to meet her eye to eye. "But didn't you want to feel pain?" She cooed in a gentle voice, a knife—which he was sure not there before—raised to his throat.
It feels good.
The last thing he knew were the oozing of warm liquid with his name called out with a familiar worry to it.
~~
'Fuck. Fuck.' Ruggie held Kalim's body close to his chest. Throwing the craft knife Kalim had in his hands a few seconds ago.
Jamil stood over them with a horror filled expression, unable to make himself move at all. His eyes were solely on the sickeningly red bathroom tiles. His mind repeating Kalim's screams a few moments ago.
"What are you standing there for?!" Ruggie snapped at him, his eyes brimming with tears. "Go find someone to help!"
Jamil nodded blankly, running out of the bathroom at full speed. Ruggie looked back down at Kalim's face which was slowly becoming paler by the second. "No. No—no, please, Kalim. Please!"
He held Kalim's right wrist, the warm red liquid staining his own. His ears were pinned down, tears flowing freely down his face. "Please. PLEASE! YOU PROMISED!"
Screams echoed in the room along with sobbed begs. Apologies were uttered from his mouth on a string, the body in his hands became colder by the minute.
Ah... Is this what Kalim meant when he said he hated having a heart? A fragile thing... Easily broken by the world around it...
How cruel for the realization to hit him at this time.
He didn't know how long he stayed in that position or how much tears he let out for it to become red. But finally, finally, did help arrive. It all became a blur soon after. The only thing he remembered was Jamil's complicated look.
He waited outside of Kalim's room, walking back and forth. Jamil signed at his actions. "Can you please stop?"
He halted, "Oh, but wouldn't you also do this since Kalim is close to you?" He gave him a faux mischievous smile, deciding to lighten up the mood.
The viper looked at his hands then at the door of room Kalim was in. "...No."
Ruggie's smile fell off his face, hia face now with suprise. "Then... why—?"
"It's my job, Ruggie." He inhaled, leaning on the wall behind him. "Always has. Always been. Always will."
The hyena stared at him in silent disbelief, recounting all of the interactions of the two. Now that he thinks about it... has Jamil ever been off guard whenever Kalim was around with anyone or anything? The viper had his eyes on him, knowing what he was thinking of.
"So," He stood up from his seat, standing directly from the hyena. "Do I look like I care for Kalim now?"
His eyes were glossy and his lips trembled slightly at his own words. For he does not know the answer to his own question as well. He tilted his head to the side. "Do I?"
A moment of silence passed between them. The hyena staring at his face with an expression he couldn't quite decipher, then...
"You do."
Jamil blinked, startled by the amount of honesty that was in the hyena's voice. A disbelieving laugh escaped from his lips. "Now that's a lie. Now pray tell did I not tell you of Kalim's self harm?"
"You didn't know." He respond with certainty, too much so it made Jamil shift slightly. "If you did then Kalim would have mentioned you."
"Stop."
"And if you did know, then why did you look so taken aback when you saw his body?"
"Stop!"
"And if—."
"SILENCE I SAID!" A sound echoed in the hallway when his palm made contact with Ruggie's skin. The hyena's look was expectant yet suprise as well. The viper looked at his reddening cheek in horror. "Ruggie, I—."
"What's going on?"
They both turned to look at the direction of the voice. The viper hid his hand when he saw Riddle approach them with a confused expression—water dripping from his hair. "Riddle... It's..."
"Merely nothing worth worrying about," The hyena stepped closer to Riddle, patting his head. "Jamil was just checking my cheek after I fell."
The look the red head had on his face said he didn't quite believe what Ruggie told him but decided to let it go for now. "Very well... How is Kalim doing exactly?"
The hyena stared at him before looking at Jamil—who ignored his gaze, immediately understanding he was the one who informed the red head. "He's in the room," He pointed to his left.
"My, my, what a set up." Oh great, it's the octotrio. The hyena redirected his eyes to look at mers—who were also wet—walking towards them. The octopus had his gaze on Riddle for a few moments—particularly his hair—before at Ruggie.
Jamil didn't care about their interaction at all. Nor did he care about Kalim... Did he? Has he? Will he?
He stared at his red palm from slapping Ruggie, his lips shaky from trying to find himself to breath. Why did he punch him repulsively? Why?
He stared at the group of six(when did Silver arrive?) conversing with one another—mostly trying to stay positive from the news. They look so... at ease why were they?.
Could he... also be fully at ease around them as well? The mere thought of it made Jamil... feel a tingling sensation he couldn't quite place.
Could he be more than a servant to Kalim?
His phone rang in his pocket, tearing his gaze from the group. The color from his face drained, looking at username calling him. "Jamil?"
He looked up from his phone to see the others looking at him in worry. Why did they? He opened him mouth to speak her not a single word were formed.
He backed up from them when they approached before dashing off with them looking at his retreating back. Silver looked at friends acquaintances. "Genuinely, what happened?"
The others stared at Ruggie with the same question in mind. Yet he refused to open his mouth to speak of what transpired before they had arrived.
~~
Jamil breath a sigh of relief when he looked back to see none of them had follow him out of the building. He looked back down at his phone, still ringing constantly. He accepted the call. "Hell—."
"JAMIL, WHAT IN THE SORCERER OF SANDS NAME DID YOU DO?!" Great, straight to business. "I had received a call from his Lordship that you made his heir attempt to commit?!"
...What. But... that's not what happened? Or was that actually the real reason? Was it his fault instead of Ruggie's?
Jamil placed his phone to his mouth, covering it. "Father, I am unsure what you me—."
"SILENCE I COMMAND IT!" He slightly flinched from the familiar angry tone he always addressed to him. "Have I permitted you to speak?"
Jamil fixated on his feet, shifting ever so slightly. Listening to his father's voice.
"Seriously, Jamil. Why did Night Raven College accept someone like you?" He heard a click of a tounge and an object being thrown. "You're dumb to be in that school. The heir deserved to be there more than you."
The younger viper could feel his eyes tearing up and a lump in his throat forming. It's not fair. Why do they think of the Al-Asims like they were the only reason they exist? To serve? To die for their safety?
Why does he have to subject his whole life to serve someone of status? What even was the point of guarding them if we are all destined to die?
It's not fair.
Not fair.
Not fair.
Not. Fair.
Not.
Fair.
NOT.
FAIR.
"Jamil." He snapped back to reality when he heard his name, opening his mouth to respond before closing when remembered he still hasn't gotten permission from his father to speak. "You will make sure no one finds out of the heir's attempt, lest you ruin their family name and image. Understood? Speak, young man."
"Yes, father..." He answered in a mumble, his eyes grew wide open when he made a connection in his mind. "Father, how long have you know—?"
The line disconnected, leaving Jamil with a question he did not know if he either wanted an answer from it or not.
———
[09/27/xx]
[0:42am]
Ruggie held Kalim's hand, watching his heartbeat in the monitor weakly trying to let Kalim live. He wanted to squeeze Kalim's hand tightly when his heart beat lowered slightly.
He looked around the room, Silver sleeping on the cold floor and Jamil near a wall—blankly looking at Kalim. Riddle had left around 11pm saying he needed to go somewhere. Soon the trio had left as well. And thus it became silent, the only sound in the room were the pouring rain droplets outside.
He caressed Kalim's palm, ignoring how it was cold to the touch. He felt so guilty at the moment.
If he just wasn't stubborn, if he had just accepted the confession, if their status were not vastly different, then would this not have happened? Yes. Yes, it would not have happened at all.
And he wanted to cry at that truth, yet his eyes were dry. He started at Kalim's sleeping face, then at his chest—rising and falling.
"...Sleep."
He looked up to see Jamil standing then sliding on the chair next to him. "You need it more than I."
The hyena hesitated but upon seeing the ever serious look on Jamil's face did he relented. "Alright but do be sure to sleep as well."
The viper didn't respond to his words, just nodding to him. He looked hesitant for a moment. "Ruggie, I—."
His words halted, seeing Ruggie peacefully sleeping—hand still holding Kalim's. He huffed a breathe, a ghost of a smile gracing his lips. "I'm sorry for punching you."
He placed a palm on his head. "And," Ruggie's brows furrowed from the touch before smoothing out. "Thank you for considering that I cared for Kalim."
'Even though I never did' was left unsaid on his tounge. He didn't know if that was the truth or a lie he simply made from his burning hatred for the rich.
———
[7:43am]
Rielle wanted to cry. He wanted to cry so badly. Yet he couldn't. He wanted to desperately. He wanted this to be nothing but a per ploy his mama set up. A sickening prank they played on him and his family.
He hid his face on Riddle's shoulder, slightly shaking. The red head stayed silent, patting him on the back.
He couldn't bear to watch his mother within the shell casket. Riddle understood that. From the corner of his eye, he saw his uncle's scrunched up face—trying not to cry in front of his children and subjects.
His cousins weren't doing well either; they were all openly crying at the loss of their mother. Everyone was.
Well, the merfolks were. Some, if not all, the land dwellers here were merely here to show respect and condolences for the loss.
Although he felt disgusted by the land dwellers that weren't here to respect but rather for an alliance. He knew that—everyone in the Royal Family knew that.
Rielle held onto Riddle tightly when he heard the shell close one last time, the pearls that illuminated light near it dimmed. Slowly going to his and his siblings direction; each getting one.
He stared at the floating pearl, hesitantly holding out for it. When it was in his palm did he look at shell casket, his face scrunching up when they floated it within the confides of corals.
'Goodbye, mama,' he held on to the pearl in his hand tightly—waving with the other. 'I hope in another life, I could be your son once more.'
~~
[12:43pm]
"Rielle," The red head looked up to see his siblings approached him—their look mirroring his, "The pearl..."
He opened his palm to show his own pearl to them. It dimly glowing. "...It is certainly beautiful, isn't it?"
"Everything mother gave us is always a beauty."
One of them nodding, floating beside Rielle—giving him a side hug. And soon the others followed suit. They didn't say a word, just held on to each other tightly. A few moments later, their father approached to join them.
"Father..." Rielle's lips wobbled and his eyes crescent. Their father sniffles, tightening his hold on his children. "I know. I know..."
Riddle watched from afar next to his father, a fond smile on his lips. His father nudged him. "Why don't you join them?"
He huffed, rolling his eyes fondly. "I'd rather not ruin their family moment. Besides," He gave them a glance before turning his eyes to his father, "they deserve it."
"Ah, my son's all grown up!" He gave Riddle a tight squeeze and kisses on his face—making the red head turn into a cherry in a matter of seconds. "F-father!"
"So this is Red's infamous father?" A voice Riddle was familiar with exclaimed behind them, making them startled. Riddle gave him an awkward smile. "Hello, Leona."
"Fa—"
"Worry not, I already know who he is." His father responded with irritation—not at Leona but at the mers that were staring at him. "Excuse me for a while."
They watched him swim towards a merman in silence. Leona looked down at Riddle. "Y'know, Red." Riddle hummed in response—not tearing his eyes away from his father conversing with the mers.
"Don't you think the shell would be found by some greedy ass fuck land dwellers—as you call them?"
Riddle blinked up at Leona before a laugh escaped his throat. "Now that's just silly," He exhaled a breathe, "Remember the sad ending of the Red haired mermaid?"
Leona rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Of course, I do. It's one of the most popular tales people love to read."
"That ending is not exactly wrong." Leona looked at him in stunned silent, his eyes showing curiosity. Malleus had floated towards them but stayed silent to hear the story the red head will tell.
"The shell casket is magically enforced to—in a few months—disappear in a poof!" He mage a gesture with both his hands. "And the body within the shell will also dissapear, however instead of the body completely dissapearing, it will turn into seafoam—and it shall roam around the sea currents as a reminder the mer who died once existed in the sea."
"That," Riddle and Leona turned to look at Malleus in suprise, "Sounds very lovely."
Riddle gave him a smile. "It certainly does, doesn't it?"
"Riri," He looked to his left to see one of his cousins approach him—their eyes looking exhausted. They hugged him from the side, caressing his hair. "Your father is fighting with a mer again."
"Hm? No, he is n—? OH SEVENS, FATHER, STOP! NOT AGAIN!"
The lion and dragon watched with shared amusement as the red head quickly swam to his father side—his cousin still holding on tight—trying to break the fight. The rest of the Royal Family swam next to them to see the fight up close—still in their cuddle pile.
Well... At least the mood had somewhat lightened?
Notes:
It's my birthday! (≧▽≦)
Hope you guys liked the chapter 🫶
Also
Do you think Vil's purple hair symbolize the evil and jealous personality of his, and merely masked it as something beautiful so others won't suspect his jealousy or leave him for someone more kind and pure (AKA Neige)
Chapter 9
Summary:
Someone died
(Don't mind the errors, I did half of this yesterday and today at school)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Ruggie stood in the rain, his sobs loud for the others to hear. His gaze directly focusing on the grave in front of him. "I'm sorry..."
Sorry for rejecting you.
The image of Kalim entered his mind, the boy smiling so brightly at him with warmth. Yet he knew he couldn't see it once again.
Sorry for helping you more.
Kalim's screams and sobs rang through his mind. The way Kalim clung to Ruggie for warmth with his wrists still bleeding out.
Sorry for not getting on time.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
"Ruggie?" A voice entered his mind. He looked up to see Kalim with a worried expression—blood oozing from his neck.
"Kalim?" He reached out his hand, hesitating for a moment. Kalim approached him with haste, not stopping one but until he was near Ruggie's touch.
He grasped his shoulders, squeezing it tightly. "Ruggie," He started, "Wake up."
The hyena sent him a puzzled look, not understanding what he said. "Wha—?"
"Wake up." He exclaimed one again now with a softened tone. He wrapped his hands around his neck. "Everything is fine. No need to cry."
The hyena groaned, cracking one eye open before closing it from the offending light. Something touched his hair, caressing him. "Ruggie."
He shot up immediately when he heard the familiar voice calling his name. He stared at Kalim with disbelief—the other looking at him in suprise.
He looked around the hospital room. Then his eyes landed on the time and calendar.
[09/29/xx] {Tuesday}
[7:53pm]
"Ruggie?" Kalim tilted his head at the hyena, his eyes shone concern. The broke man turned towards him, making him taken aback by the tears streaming down his face.
Ruggie held out his hand towards Kalim once again like in his dream. "Is it... really you?" His hand making contact with Kalim's cheek was the answer. His breath hitched, his lower lip wobbling. "I'm sorry..."
Ruggie held him close in his embrace, unwilling to let him go. Kalim, although surprised, hugged him back. "I'm truly sorry for rejecting you, Kalim."
He looked at him, pressing their foreheads together—tears streaming down his face. "I shouldn't have. If I hadn't, you couldn't have been in this situation."
Kalim let out a breath that sounded like a laugh. He weakly lift his palm, pressing it to the hyena's cheek—wiping his tear. "It's not your fault, Ruggie. It wasn't."
He touched his bandaged neck for a moment, flinching from the pain he felt. "My mother..." He squeezes his eyes shut, "she's the reason."
"Oh." Ruggie leaned into the warmth of his palm, letting out a sigh of slight relief. Yet regretted it instantly after remembering while it was his mother that made him try to take his life—he was the reason why Kalim cried. "But I still am really guilty for rejecting you even though I felt the same."
A look of genuine suprise came across Kalim's face before it turned to doubt. Ruggie noticed the shift instantly, releasing Kalim from the hug.
He went down to one knee—startling Kalim, kissing the back of his palm. "Kalim Al-Asim," He met him eye to eye, adoration reflecting in the hyena's own eyes, "I love you, I truly do. Even if you may not believe the words that came from my mouth. But if I may... May you be willing to let me court you?"
A shade of pink appeared on his cheeks mirroring the ones his softened eyes were staring upon.
Kalim couldn't believe it. He stared at Ruggie like he was a foreign object that didn't belong in the room yet also did. "I... uhh," He swallowed a lump in his throat. "That's... cool."
Silver who was awake throughout the whole interaction—on the floor—stood up almost instantly at Kalim's words. The two were so startled they hugged each other tightly (though not tight enough to make Kalim bleed through his bandages).
"Cool? COOL?!" Silver pointed a finger at Kalim. "It's understands that you rejected him after he rejected you but why just 'Cool'?!"
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHEN WERE YOU HERE?!"
"Doesn't matter!" He crossed his arms, his expression more expressive than ever. "What matters is why 'Cool'? You could've at least said along the lines of 'Oh but Ruggie, your rejection hurts me so much; I'm afraid I may have to reject you as well.'"
Ruggie flushed slightly at Silver's impression of Kalim's voice. A snort was heard near the door, Jamil was holding a tray of food—approaching Kalim. "Can confirm."
He flicked Kalim's forehead, a look of utter disappointment on his face. Although, his eyes showed a different emotion. "'Cool'? Really?"
"Exactly, you get my point!" Silver interrupted the richest in the room when he opened his mouth to speak. "It's like those animes where the female lead hates the male lead and we don't know until seasons of no progress—except yours is just one season—then—."
"Silver, can you breathe?" Kalim exclaimed in a high pitched tone. Jamil scoffed at his words. "Of course, he could breathe. He would have been dead if he couldn't."
"—we figure out it was just a fuckass BANANA PEAL the male lead threw at the ground when they were children and she slipped on it. And ONE SEASON later, THEY'RE DATING!" He inhaled as much air as possible before dramatically flopping to the floor.
Except he didn't actually dropped to the floor, some people had walked through the door without them noticing. He looked up to see his savior is none other than Floyd.
The eel looked back at him as well, amusement in his eyes before boredom struck. He let Silver go flop on the floor like he intended. "Ow!"
Behind him were Azul and Jade looking like they would burst into laughter at any minute—although one of them did look quite murderous at Floyd.
"Sup, Sea Otter," He waddled towards the bed, unceremoniously checking Kalim's neck up close—ignoring the frown rested upon a hyena's face. "'Kay, 'kay, you're good."
He flicked Kalim's forehead. "Never do that again, you little shit. I will squeeze yah if yah do."
A slowly formed smirk appeared on Jamil's face, the viper holding to Ruggie's shoulder—gripping it tightly. "Worry not. If he does, wouldn't his strong masculine man stop him?"
"He's not even masculine." They turned to the door where a red head stood, hair wet and looking exhausted like he had to fight someone. "Look at his arms."
Azul's gaze lingered af him for a while before looking at Ruggie up and down, nodding. "You have a point."
"You—!"
"So, uhh," Kalim forced a closed-eyes smile on his face, "is this a Ruggie slander day or to see me?"
The room turned silent for a moment, the six looking at Kalim then at one another. "Both."
"Yeah, both is good."
Sounds of agreed were heard from six out of the eight in the room. Riddle approached Kalim, shooing Ruggie to get a better look at him.
"Kalim," He inhaled a deep breath, making Kalim slightly shift away from the red head lest he flick his forehead, "With all of my honesty within my heart, what the fuck."
He pressed a hand to his forehead which was throbbing profusely by what had transpired from the last couple of days. "Sorry, sorry, things have just been complicated these days and that you were, are, trying your best."
He pressed his middle and thumb close to Kalim's forehead. "However, I'm afraid I may have to make your therapy two days a week. If you are willing."
"I...," Kalim scooted away before the red head could flick his forehead, "am very much willing to."
"Very well. I shall inform Mrs.—" He paused, looking at the tweels—his lips twitched slightly, "...your therapist of the arrangements."
———
[09/29/xx]
[11:53pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Kalim Al-Asim
I miss you all 🥺
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
go back to sleep
I can see your phone lights
Kalim Al-Asim
(๑•̀д•́๑)
Ruggie Bucchi
Kalim go back to sleep
Kalim Al-Asim
but
Silver Swan
ur getting discharged tomorrow
and ur therapy is tomorrow
Floyd Leech
listen 2 tem
Kalim Al-Asim
Ó╭╮Ò
fine...
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
...who tf let u use ur phone
Kalim Al-Asim went offline.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
KALIM!
Floyd Leech
...
@Silver Swan suck a dick
Silver Swan
BITCH?!
Floyd Leech went offline.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
what does Jade say when it's just him and Silver...
oh yeah
@Silver Swan it's now you and me pretty boy
Silver Swan went offline.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
heh
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗 went offline.
~~
[09/30/xx]
[4:32am]
Riddle Rosehearts
Help.
I'm trapped.
Someone help.
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh?
Riddle Rosehearts
Not by you.
Azul Ashengrotto
Ouch.
How cruel of you.
Therefore you must suffer.
Riddle Rosehearts
Wait, no.
Help me.
Azul Ashengrotto
I don't know...
Riddle Rosehearts
PLEASE.
My excused absence has already ended.
THEY WON'T LET ME GO.
Jade Leech
They won't let you go back on land?
Riddle Rosehearts
...I'm already on land?
Jade Leech
Ah, right.
Apologies for the confusion.
Azul Ashengrotto
Hmm.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
who's going to the hospital today?
Riddle Rosehearts
My apologies but I must go to my classes.
IF I COULD ESCAPE.
Azul Ashengrotto
^
Not the second sentence though.
Riddle Rosehearts
I hope you get trapped in abyssal darkness.
Jade Leech
Why I would love to go.
However...
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
yh yh got it
it's me, myself, and I
Ruggie and Kalim ig
Jade Leech
Bro said 'ig' for the patient. 🙏
Riddle Rosehearts
Queer behavior.
Azul Ashengrotto
Preach.
Silver Swan
that's gay behavior
Riddle Rosehearts
That's what I said, you V₳₦ⱤØɄ₲Ɇ.
Riddle Rosehearts edited one message.
Riddle Rosehearts (edited)
That's what I said, you SWINE.
Silver Swan
SHUT UP YOU SECRET KEEPER AND HIDER
Riddle Rosehearts
I WISH YOUR SPINE WOULD BREAK IN HALF
Silver Swan
..why does that sound kinky
Riddle Rosehearts
Because you're a fruit loop.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I wish to have left this group chat when it was created
it was such a bad late birthday gift
Azul Ashengrotto
WAIT WAIT.
When is your birthday?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I'm not saying shit
Silver Swan
but u said shit tho?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
fuck urself
Silver Swan
but I already have Jade for that 🥺/no homo
Jade Leech
🥰/no homo
Riddle Rosehearts
Are they platonic or Rook-senpai?
Azul Ashengrotto
We will never know.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
they probs spell platonic with a u so they could say
you can't spell PLATUNIC without U and I
Riddle Rosehearts
That's so homosexual.
Jade Leech
I hate all of you.
Silver Swan
what he said
Azul Ashengrotto
Are you two Rook-senpai?
Jade Leech
What?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
definitely fruit loops
Riddle Rosehearts
That's so swan.
Silver Swan
what THE FUCK does swan even mean
Riddle Rosehearts
I do not know.
But I know you are one.
Fruit Loops.
Azul Ashengrotto changed one nickname.
Fruitloop swan
?
...
U ERASED MY NAME U MER
Azul Ashengrotto
WHY ARE YOU SAYING MER LIKE IT'S AN INSULTO.
Fruitloop swan
CUZ IT IS NOW
Riddle Rosehearts
No, it is not?
Fruitloop swan
shut up u don't have a say in this
Jade Leech
Silver...
Fruitloop swan
?
Jade Leech
We... are breaking up. 🥺
Fruitloop swan
WHAT
WHY
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
am I fucking 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱 on drugs
when were they together
Azul Ashengrotto
As far as I'm aware, they're not...?
Jade Leech
You insulted my specie...
(We're not.)
Fruitloop swan
...what
(what he said)
Jade Leech
I'm... a mer. 😔
Fruitloop swan
😱
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Are they fucking roleplaying.
Azul Ashengrotto
Fucking and Roleplaying?
Now that's something I didn't saw on land.
Riddle Rosehearts
Sometimes I forgot you're a mer.
Jade Leech
*I cover my eyes, hiding the tears coming out of my eyes* I-I'm so sorry for hiding this!
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
what THE FUCK
why did this shit evolve
Azul Ashengrotto
The budget became high...
Fruitloop swan
Jade-san... *I hold out my hand towards him hesitantly*
Jade Leech
No, stop! *I ran away from him, not wanting to see his face.*
Azul Ashengrotto
Perhaps I shouldn't have become friends with them.
Fruitloop swan
JADE-SAN! *I called out his name in despair, tears coming out of my eyes*
WAIT!
Jade Leech
No!
Go away! *I cried out*
Fruitloop swan
*I ran towards him* Jade-san, please!
Jade Leech
*I ran faster, rain pouring down*
I'm sorry!
But I don't love you anymore!
Fruitloop swan
*I caught up to him, holding his wrist* Jade-san...
Jade Leech
*I struggle to set my wrist free from his grasp* Let go, please! Silver-san!
Fruitloop swan
Jade-san, please..
I—
Jade Leech
Like for part two!
Fruitloop swan
10k likes!
Jade Leech
No, 100k likes.
Fruitloop swan
A million likes.
Jade Leech
500k likes.
Fruitloop swan
Deal 🫰
Jade Leech
😘
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
mute them @Riddle Rosehearts
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh my sevens, they finally stopped the bullshittery.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
did u become a Queendom of Roses citizen
Azul Ashengrotto
I hope you will be in a room full of bugs.
Jade Leech
Oh?
But, I thought you said—.
Azul Ashengrotto
STOL YOUR BULLSHITTERY.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
stol
Jade Leech
Stol.
Fruitloop swan
stol
Riddle Rosehearts
Stol.
Azul Ashengrotto
All of you die.
———
[7:43am]
Kalim stared at the two figures in front of him holding multiple bags. "Uh, I could hel—?"
He stopped talking when he saw them staring at him with an 'are you serious?' look. Ruggie patted his back. "It's alright, Kali. Just let them do it for you."
"But—."
"Shhhhhhhhh." Kalim widened his eyes in suprise when one of them approached him and placed an index finger to his lips. "Don't worry, Housewarden. We wanna help."
The other behind nodded profusely at the other's words. "You can count on us, Housewarden!"
Knowing they won't back down on their words, Kalim merely signed and let them help carry his luggages. He intertwined his fingers with Ruggie, making the two stutter. "Alright."
The hyena stared at their intertwined fingers, his cheeks flushed slightly—if you could see his tail wagging, he'd be more embarrassed. They silently followed the two Scarabia dorm students outside.
"Ru...," Kalim muttered, loud enough for the hyena to hear—touching his bandaged neck. Ruggie hummed in response. "About your question."
He squeezed his hand, stopping from walking. "I considered it and," Ruggie held his hand tightly, "Yes, you may."
———
[6:32am]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
gay
gay
homosexual
gay
BIlingual
swans
fruit loops
pans
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh, okay.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
guess who is in a relationship relationship
Riddle Rosehearts
I'm going to guess it's not you.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I
ok
Kalim Al-Asim
GUESS WHO'S IN A RELATIONSHIP RELATIONSHIP SITUATIONSHIP
Fruitloop swan
no way
THERE'S NO WAY
Jade Leech
No chance.
NO WAY.
YOU WON'T SAY IT.
NO.
NO.
Kalim Al-Asim
is
is Jade malfunctioning?
and yes way Silver
Fruitloop swan
...
how tf did you know it's me
Riddle Rosehearts
With HIM as your father, it is understandable why Kalim would know it is you.
Fruitloop swan
ok
YOU M—!
Riddle Rosehearts muted Fruitloop swan for 3 minutes.
Riddle Rosehearts
Say what you were going to say after your timeout and I will reveal you.
Floyd Leech
sus...
Kalim Al-Asim
...
so uhh
my relationship relationship situationship?
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh, right.
Congratulations on your relationship relationship situationship.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I can't believe I'm saying this but
Kalim
Kalim Al-Asim
(╹▽╹)?
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
out of everyone
why him?
Ruggie Bucchi
ouch???
Kalim Al-Asim
...(๑•̀д•́๑)
YOU DON'T GET TO START
YOU'RE STILL IN THE NIEL
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
WHAT
NO I'M NOT???
Azul Ashengrotto
...Oh.
Floyd Leech
oof
that's gotta sting
Jade Leech
Indeed.
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Damn.
How deep in The Niel is even is he?
Kalim Al-Asim
he's drowning
Fruitloop swan
he needs to drown himself in Daniel's presence
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
STOP
I'M NOT HOMO???
Ruggie Bucchi
*says the man with homo drawn on his large ass forehead*
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
OH MY FUCKING SEVENS
Floyd Leech
*sad piano noises*
Jade Leech
*sad violin noises*
Azul Ashengrotto
*sad octopus noises*
Ruggie Bucchi
that's gotta be the worse combo of music I had ever heard
Riddle Rosehearts
You don't even know shit.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
I hate my life.
Fruitloop swan
no way really?! 😱
Floyd Leech
REAL!!1!1!!! NOT CLICKBAIT?!?!?!?!?!? 💯💯💯
Kalim Al-Asim
Ft. 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓶in my therapy sessions
Jade Leech
WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY MOM BE IN YOUR THERAPY SESSIONS
Kalim Al-Asim
yes (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Ruggie Bucchi
what a wonderful day
Riddle Rosehearts
You're also going to be in therapy with Kalim.
Ruggie Bucchi
ahw.... •^•
Riddle Rosehearts
You too, Jmail.
*Jamil.
Kalim Al-Asim
heh.
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖕𝖊𝖗
don't
Kalim Al-Asim changed one nickname.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
...
I hate my life.
———
[Zul --> Kal]
Zul
May I know who Jamil's crush is?
Kal
...
what ʘ‿ʘ
Zul
...His crush?
Kal
what?
Zul
His crush.
Kal
whaaaaaat? :D
Zul
By the benevolent Sea Witch.
Nevermind.
Kal
Oh ok! ^_^
Zul went offline.
Kal
these stupid ass motherfuckers
wait no I'm apart of the stupid ass motherfuckers ಥ_ಥ
Kal deleted two messages.
Kal went offline.
Notes:
Or not wow
Gosh I miss writing the chatfic version of this story
Also I hope those in Mindanao are safe!
Another also my cousin is an asshole, shall I tell you what he did? Nevertheless I shall say it.
He got two girls pregnant and left them—and now want to be in one of his children's life(he needs to lock the fuck in, he's bad at it). He offered two girls to stay at my (not his mom) aunt's house without her consent first (love the girls tho, they're so sweet unlike him...) Got angry at my cousin because she didn't went to the school one of the girls go to even though it was her choice
(Not sure if these problems are serious or if I'm just overreacting)
Lol anyway byeee
Chapter 10
Summary:
𝙆𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙢 𝘼𝙡-𝘼𝙨𝙞𝙢
I kinda wanna cut my brother's dick off
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
oh ok
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[10/02/xx]
[11:21am]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Fruitloop swan
are you guys giving this gc the silent treatment?
Floyd Leech
I hope you get the silent treatment from Jade.
Fruitloop swan
wtf
what did I do
Floyd Leech
I LOST MY COMBO BECAUSE OF YOU ASSHOLE
Kalim Al-Asim
GASP >:0
Silver!
how could you?
Fruitloop swan
I
in my defense
HOW THE FUCJ WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?!
BRO COULD'VE MUTED THIS GC BEFORE HE PLAYED
Kalim Al-Asim
oh yh
FLOYD
Floyd Leech
HOW TF WASBU MEANT TO M KW THERE WAW Q MUSIC TILE
Kalim Al-Asim
...
hah.
Fruitloop swan
U COULD'VE MUTED THE GC WHEN U STARTED PLAYING
Kalim Al-Asim
uh
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
how about you two just make out to settle this conflict
Floyd Leech
No.
I wanna hit him.
Fruitloop swan
fruity
Riddle Rosehearts
You're not even denying you're a fruitloop.
Fruitloop swan
stop.
Ruggie Bucchi
Replying to I wanna...
oh how about we play a game I used to play?
I need paper tho
like lots of it and duct tape
Azul Ashengrotto
Floyd has a lot of it in his shared room with Jade.
Floyd Leech
I don't
Ruggie Bucchi
do u not wanna hit Silver?
Floyd Leech
...
———
[11:56am]
"Why do you need to roll up a ball out of paper?" Jamil asked, looking at Ruggie, who was ripping paper from Floyd's whole collection of it—Floyd was sulking in a corner about his collection. Jamil was sitting on one of the lounge tables, holding one of the menu's drinks.
"Well," Ruggie signaled Riddle to hand over the duct tape to him, rolled an amount on the still in the process ball and handed it back. "Me and the other kids in the slums would do this fun game—we'd collect the thrown away paper of those arrogant nobles, we'd roll it up into a ball and dip it in water—dirty or not, wait for it to dry. And then," he held up the finished ball of paper. "We play with it!"
Kalim approached him, with a curious look. He stared at the ball. "What sort of game is it?"
"First, we stack our hands," he held out his palm which was facing down, looking at the others to follow. "Then the odd one out is out, and we continue until another one is the odd one out."
"What does the ball have to do with anything in this game?"
"That's the fun part! First, let's do this."
The first round eliminated Floyd out, and on the fifth one, Jamil was out. Riddle looked on as Ruggie asked them to go to the school courtyard to have more space—and to not have Azul ask him for compensation for the broken items.
"Okay, Floyd," Ruggie pointed to the spot next to him. "Stand here. Jamil," Ruggie went to him and placed him on the opposite side of Floyd, making them meet eye to eye.
Jamil scowled at seeing Floyd's face. Meanwhile, Floyd was busy staring at the sky where birds flew by.
Ruggie gave Jamil the make-shift ball. "Okay." He pushed the remaining five, that were standing at the sideline, to be in front of Floyd.
"Rules are as follows," Ruggie raised his index finger. "If you get hit, you're out. If one of the people in the middle catches the ball, they can let someone, who already got hit, come back in the game. And if you let go of the ball when you were trying to catch it, you're out. Also the ones who'll throw the ball can pass it to each other to do an unexpected hit. And that's it, Jamil, throw the ball!"
Jamil didn't have to be asked twice, he threw the paper ball at the group, who moved out of the balls direction and was dragged by Ruggie to Jamil's front sightlines. Azul was already tired. "I—ugh, I hate this alreaAADYYY!"
Floyd threw the ball at them with glee. Ruggie ran to Floyd's front, followed by the others who knew what to do now—sort of.
Riddle knew it was breaking one of his personal rules of only focusing on his studies he made at the start of the year, but he couldn't help but ignore that part of his brain. He was having so much fun with his... Acquaintances. Oh, Silver was hit.
He looked at Floyd, who was grinning ear to ear from hitting Silver.
"OUCH! DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME THAT HARD?!"
"Yah were too close to Goldfishie."
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!"
He grumbled, sitting on the nearby bench, while watching the others playing. Jamil was laughing freely, looking at Azul's miserable form. Apparently Jamil and Floyd had agreed to not hit Azul until they want to even by how hard the octomer was trying to get hit.
Jamil passed the ball to Floyd, who in turn directed his hit to Kalim. Jamil was going to block the hit but refrained himself, knowing this was just a game... OH SHIT KALIM'S INJURY!
"Kalim—!"
Kalim was, unfortunately, hit. He winched, scratching his back where he got hit. Riddle approached him, placing his hands o his shoulders. Kalim sighed, "Sevens, you hit hard."
"Are you hurt?"
"I'm fine, don't worry."
He sat next to Silver, who was fighting sleepiness to continue watching the game. Jamil picked up the ball, looking at his victims to hit.
He ignored the pleading look Azul shot him. He looked at Riddle, who in turn looked back at him, barely dodging the ball Jamil sent his way.
The group immediately went to Jamil, looking at Floyd now.
Floyd threw the ball. He blinked. Jade caught the ball, with a victorious smile on his face. "Ah, it seems I had caught the ball."
"Great!" Ruggie pointed to Silver and Kalim on the bench, "You can choose who to bring back in the game."
Kalim shook his hand while still rubbing the part of his back that was hit and his neck. Ruggie was sending him worried looks to which he gave him a smile. Silver was waving his hands up for Jade to pick him.
He aggressively waved them back and forth when Jade's gaze sweep away from him. Jade pointed at him, eyes full of amusement. "Silver, I chose you."
"Yes, but why the heck did you make it sound like I'm a nomekop?!"
"... Aren't you?"
"I feel unloved."
Silver stood up as he said those words. He walked to be next to Jade, giving him the middle finger before focusing on the game at hand.
Jade handed Jamil the ball and went back to his place. The viper immediately threw the ball.
~~
[12:52pm]
Students stared at the still playing first years. Right now, the ones who were throwing the ball now were Riddle and Azul. The ones who were out were all of the first years except Floyd.
Riddle and Azul were looking downright murderous. Floyd kept dodging the ball, when in the seven's name was he flexible?!
"That seems fun," a third year mumbled to the group of four behind them, in which the group nodded simultaneously. "What's the game called?"
"I don't know, ask them."
"But... I'm shy. UwU."
"... Motherfucker—."
Crewel was holding his whip, staring at the playing group of eight. He could yell at them to get their attention to go to class. But he couldn't help but be fond of the eight of them.
It was so rare seeing Riddle, Azul, Jade, and Jamil so relaxed. Riddle threw the ball with so much force at Floyd yet the eel dodged it.
"Wow, you're bad at this, Riddle."
"Azul, don't talk as if you aren't also bad at this."
"Aw, how adorable they all are," Looking at the person next to him, he couldn't help but be surprised to see Vil Schoenheit. The blond took out his phone and began taking pictures of the group.
Huh. Didn't know he was fond of them.
———
[12:57pm]
[Are we still guilty?]
BeautyQueen sent multiple attachments.
BeautyQueen
Look at them being cute.
Bobby Bob Bob
Ah, such a magnifique photo you took, Rui du Poison!
And the beauté of friendship is just mwah!
Grumpy kitty😾
huh
so that was the noise I heard in the courtyard
Lizard🦎
They certainly are having quite a lot of fun!
Batman
OMS MY BABY IS HANGING OUT WIH HIS FRIENDS 🥹
I'M GONNA CRY
Caycay
awwwwwwww
@Treywithatray look at our son!
Treywithatray
yes
I'm glad he's having fun :)
Lizard🦎
May I ask if any of you have seen Idia?
Grumpy kitty😾
now how would we know where the ANTISOCIAL INTROVERTED 'KING OF HIS OWN BEDROOM' Idia Shroud is
Lizard🦎
He's not in his room.
Bobby Bob Bob
Oh?
Roi du te Chamber not in his room?
BeautyQueen
How surprising.
THE Idia Shroud not found in his usual place is unusual.
Batman
huh
that's weird
Lizard🦎
@Discord Kitten
@Discord Kitten
@Discord Kitten
@Discord Kitten
@Discord Kitten
@Discord Kitten
Discord Kitten is online.
Discord Kitten
WHAT
I was in the middle of something
Lizard🦎
My apologies.
But may I know where you are at?
Discord Kitten
...
I'm at my... house
my parents asked me to do something
so yh
that's all
Lizard🦎
Oh, I see.
Batman
Replying to Oh, I see.
the amphorues cast can't cuz they're DEAD
Discord Kitten
GASP
U DID NWAT
Lizard🦎
I fail to understand what you mean.
———
[1:02pm]
[Dire Crowley --> Divus Crewel]
Divus Crewel
This will be the only time I will say you did something good.
Dire Crowley
I did multiple good deeds!
Divus Crewel
Uh-huh.
These batch of first years seem to get quite along more than the previous ones.
Dire Crowley
Yes!
All thanks to my excellence in choosing wisely on which one I would think would be of great friends!
Divus Crewel
Who is feeding your ego?
Dire Crowley
What do you mean?
I am just a humble benevolent headmage!
Divus Crewel
Uh-huh...
———
[4:53pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Riddle Rosehearts
We don't talk about what happened at lunch time.
Floyd Leech
ahww
but u scrambling to get to class was funny!
Kalim Al-Asim
yh...
Riddle Rosehearts
You don't get to talk.
We had to get you to the infirmary.
Kalim Al-Asim
...
Ru's and 𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑's fault
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
I hope you die
Kalim Al-Asim
no u don't! (≡^∇^≡)
Ruggie Bucchi
in my defense
I heard a crack when he fell
Kalim Al-Asim
it was my pencil (눈‸눈)
Fruitloop swan
why tf would u have a pencil
Riddle Rosehearts
What the Fruitloop said.
Fruitloop swan
I hope u die
Kalim Al-Asim
Replying to why tf would...
why not?
I need something to protect myself without it being sus
Riddle Rosehearts
Understandable.
But a pencil?
Really?
Kalim Al-Asim
it was the only thing that didn't seem suspicious...?
Azul Ashengrotto
...
Why.
Kalim Al-Asim
mer idk!
Ruggie Bucchi
Oh god you have Silver's vocabulary
Fruitloop swan
THERE'S NO GOD
Ruggie Bucchi
SHUT UP THERE ARE IN THE ISLAND OF WOE
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
he crawled out of the underworld
Ruggie Bucchi
fuck off
Floyd Leech
r d 7 consider gods
~~
[5:10pm]
Floyd Leech
yellow
Jade Leech
Yellow to you too.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
I don't think they are..?
Riddle Rosehearts
...
What the fuck.
Azul Ashengrotto
Day 20 of us being in the same group chat: Things have escalated and two of us are in a relationship relationship situationship after one of them rejected one of them which caused one of them to hallucinating their mother and one of them dreaming that one of them died.
Riddle Rosehearts
That's... basically the whole summary of what happened between Ruggie and Kalim.
Azul Ashengrotto
Yeah.
Anyway, are you a mer?
Riddle Rosehearts
What?
Azul Ashengrotto
What?
Riddle Rosehearts
What do you mean?
Azul Ashengrotto
What do you mean what?
Riddle Rosehearts
You asked me a question!
Azul Ashengrotto
What question?
Riddle Rosehearts
The question???????????
Jade Leech
There's no question?
Floyd Leech
yh Goldfishie whaddya mean by question?
Azul Ashengrotto deleted a message.
Riddle Rosehearts
You just deleted it!
Azul Ashengrotto
What do you mean?
Riddle Rosehearts
You guys, other than the Octatrio, saw that right?!
Fruitloop swan
what question are you on about?
Ruggie Bucchi
yh we don't see it?
Riddle Rosehearts
Because he deleted it!
Kalim Al-Asim
maybe u should take a rest Riri!
Riddle Rosehearts
Aljdjaknodduahdkal adkjwjkrai
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
?
Riddle Rosehearts
Sorry, I spit out my drink.
Kalim Al-Asim
why?
cuz of the nn, Riri?
Jade Leech
Yes, Riri.
Was it the nickname, Riri?
Riddle Rosehearts
Are you tormenting me?
Azul Ashengrotto
What ever do you mean, Riri?
We would never, Riri!
Ruggie Bucchi
yh Riri
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
js ignore them... Riri
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh my fucking sevens.
Fruitloop swan
lolly lol lol
Riddle Rosehearts
You don't get a say in this.
You are a 2.0 of your father, you Fruitloop.
Fruitloop swan
stop calling me a fruitloop (눈‸눈)
Riddle Rosehearts
Stop acting like a fruitloop and I will consider stop calling you a fruitloop, you Fruitloop.
Fruitloop swan
...U ME—
Riddle Rosehearts muted Fruitloop swan for a minutes.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
i feel as if ur abusing ur admin power
Riddle Rosehearts
What do you mean?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
...nvm
Fruitloop swan
he hates me
wait hold on
he hates me 💔🖤💢☢️✖️🥀🦇💀🤕⛓️
Ruggie Bucchi
what the woe
Jade Leech
Guys, that is not my roleplaying partner.
That is a mutated mer who uses the slangs we used in the previous years.
Riddle Rosehearts
That is not my fruitloop equestrian club mate.
That is an ugly ass alien who kidnapped Fruitloop and replaced him not knowing Fruitloop is a fruitloop.
Fruitloop swan
ouch Jade 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
I'm js going to guess the reason why u didn't say ouch to riddle is bcs he says that a lot to u
Fruitloop swan
yh lolly lol lol
Floyd Leech
ok we need an answer Riri
Riddle Rosehearts
Oajswkoasiswjk
What the fuck.
Ruggie Bucchi
not Goldfishie?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
the world is ending...
Azul Ashengrotto
Alright.
Riddle.
Are you a mer?
———
[5:48pm]
[Riri🌹 --> ???]
Riri🌹
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
???
huh
Riri🌹
I NEED GUIDANCE.
???
why me?
Riri🌹
IDK JS ASK UR DAD ASK COUSINS ASK SIBLINGS OR ANYONE LR EVEN URSELF
I NEED GUIDANCE
???
r u using abbreviations?
Riri🌹
I'M IN A PANIC
DO IS AY OR DO I NOT SAY
???
say what???
Riri🌹
THAT I'M A MER?!
???
they don't know?
Riri🌹
...
What.
???
I thought you'd tell them?
Riri🌹
...I mean they did not ask me if I was a mer soo....
And I was meant to hide my heritage...
???
that's ur mother speaking about you hiding your heritage
Actually you know what?
do me a favor please?
Riri🌹
Uh.
Sure?
???
shut that side of ur brain please
Riri🌹
Oh, okay.
???
if u trust them enough then tell them! (≡^∇^≡)
they are ur friends right?
Riri🌹
...
Ugh.
Acquaintances.
???
tomato tomahto
potato pohtahto
Riri🌹
Thank you but find yourself without your collections.
???
GASP
I'M OFFENDED ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋
———
[5:56pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Kalim Al-Asim
I think he ghosted us ╥﹏╥
Fruitloop swan
sighhhhhhh
if only his mom could become a ghost and be tormented in the underworld...
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
what's ur beef with his mom?
Fruitloop swan
all the equestrian members have beef with his mom after he slipped i think about 3 stories about her out of his mouth
Floyd Leech
I mean...
after that sleepover weeks prior...
Kalim Al-Asim
I have beef with his mom since then
Jade Leech
Who wouldn't?
Riddle Rosehearts
Yeah, I am a mer.
Fruitloop swan
oh ok
Riddle Rosehearts
Shut up.
You knew.
Azul Ashengrotto
I KNEW IT.
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
Riddle Rosehearts
What gave it away though?
Azul Ashengrotto
The Queen's funeral.
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh.
Your reactions are... quite underwhelming from what I expected.
Fruitloop swan
shh they're processing
Kalim Al-Asim
YOU'RE A WHAT RIRI?!
Riddle Rosehearts
Sevens, I get jump scared by what you call me.
Ruggie Bucchi
YOU LET KALIM CALL YOU ANYTHING BUT NOT ME?!
Riddle Rosehearts
That was in the past.
I will allow it now.
Except Goldfish.
Kalim Al-Asim
HOW WHEN
Riddle Rosehearts
...Since I was young?
In my mother's womb...?
Kalim Al-Asim
oh
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
we need to study abt biology Kalim
Kalim Al-Asim
I don't wanna...
Fruitloop swan
WAIT WAIT WAIT
NO NO NO
Riddle Rosehearts
Neigh neigh neigh?
Fruitloop swan
FUCK OFF
MY BLACKMAIL OF YOU KS GINE
DAMN IT 💔
Riddle Rosehearts
^_^
Heh.
Azul Ashengrotto
I can see why Jamil said we can't have a proper conversation for five seconds...
Kalim Al-Asim
*𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
Azul Ashengrotto edited one message.
Azul Ashengrotto (edited)
I can see why 𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑 said we can't have a proper conversation for five seconds...
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
I hate my life
Ruggie Bucchi
we're aware
u keep saying that
Azul Ashengrotto
And we just strayed from the conversation.
Great, wonderful.
Riddle Rosehearts
Your reactions are still underwhelming for me.
Ruggie Bucchi
wait hold on ahem
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A MER?!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fruitloop swan
THERE'S NO GOD
Ruggie Bucchi
FUCK OFF
Jade Leech
Oh sevens, Riddle-san is a mer?
How surprising.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
wtf!?
there's four mers here?!
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Oh, okay.
Kalim Al-Asim
I kinda wanna cut my brother's dick off
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
oh ok
Jade Leech
The horsemens of our group chat 'UNPROVOKED?!', 'Oh ok', 'I hate my life', 'I hope you die', and 'Tree jerker'
Kalim Al-Asim
STOP WHY IS MY BROTHER ONE OF THE HORSEMENS?!
Jade Leech
Was there anything I missed?
Replying to STOP WHY IS...
I don't know, probably because HE JERKED OFF TO A TREE?!
Riddle Rosehearts
Don't remind me of that event...
I don't need to remember Tree Jerker.
Kalim Al-Asim
STOP 😭
Ruggie Bucchi
Replying to Was there anything...
i think u did
Jade Leech
Well, what is it?
Ruggie Bucchi
i don't know i forgot
Jade Leech
Oh, okay.
Notes:
Just know that the non-chatfic writing was made like a few months ago (yes I made the first chapter months ago and rewrote the second chapter cuz it didn't suit my taste) but little me was stupid and didn't check her gmail (I sent a request for an invitation during 2024 and FORGOT TO CHECK MY GMAIL ༼/;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽/) and did it a couple of times before I finally decided to search it and made an account (I could have gotten the beta badge... 💔)
Chapter 11
Summary:
𝙍𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨
What the fuck did I miss.
@𝙅𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝 I thought your wedding was cancelled?
𝙅𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝
//OOC// He made a reasonable argument.
𝙍𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨
Which was?
𝙅𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝
//OOC// Taxes.
Notes:
How I feel, knowing damn well I should be writing down my notes in TLE 10 and study math for tomorrow: Procrastinating 𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚎 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 Ł ₣ɇɇⱡ ⱡł₭ɇ Ł ₳₥ ₲øł₦₲ ₵ɽ₳ⱬɏ
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[10/03/xx]
[7:31am]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Kalim Al-Asim
lowk curious
Riddle Rosehearts
Go on.
Kalim Al-Asim
y r u chronically online?
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Blame my cousins.
They keep spamming my inbox.
Riddle Rosehearts sent a screenshot.
Fruitloop swan
HOLY SHIT
THAT'S A LOT OF MESSAGES
Riddle Rosehearts
Now, you see why I don't talk about my mer-heritage?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
mers are quite clingy to things/people they are attached too
Riddle Rosehearts
Yes.
But they are too excessively.
Azul Ashengrotto
It seems so...
Jade Leech
'The R's?'
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh.
It's because this generation our names start with an R.
...
I think that's enough of my family lineage.
Jade Leech
How intriguing
Fruitloop swan
ACK
WHO AR EYOY AND WHAT DUDBYOU DO TO MY EEL?!
Ruggie Bucchi
oh it's Fruitloop
really live up to ur name huh?
Fruitloop swan
SHUT UP U RUFFIAN
Fruitloop swan changed one nickname.
Ruffian
.
fuck u
Fruitloop swan
ew no thanks
I fuck myself 🙄
Floyd Leech
selfcest?
Azul Ashengrotto
...
Did you really come online just to say that?
Floyd Leech
😋
Azul Ashengrotto
For fucks sake.
Jade Leech
Replying to WHO AR EYOY...
Y-your eel? 🥺
Fruitloop swan
yes bbg
my Eel 🫶
Kalim Al-Asim
...
what the hell happened at the start of this group chat
and why tf are you not avoiding him anymore Sil?
Ruffian
Kali what?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
better question is what is hell
Floyd Leech
man idk
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
then don't answer me?
Fruitloop swan
HAHA 🫵
Floyd Leech
I'm gonna squeeze yah jellyfish
Kalim Al-Asim
Replying to It's now you and...
what the fuck happened to you avoiding him?
u lite went offline after he said this
Fruitloop swan
oh!
uh
@Riddle Rosehearts help?
Riddle Rosehearts
Why are you asking me?
Fruitloop swan
idk mer
ur a mer
so u can help me right mer?
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Kill yourself.
Ruffian
WHOAH
let's not tell people to kill themselves after THAT
js say it subtle
Replying to better question is...
hell is a word used by the woe people
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh, right.
Unalive yourselves, you fucking Fruitloop.
Azul Ashengrotto
I request to leave.
Riddle Rosehearts
Request denied.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
Replying to hell is a word...
oh
Kalim Al-Asim
AHEM
@Fruitloop swan ur answer?
Fruitloop swan
I do 🫶🥹
Kalim Al-Asim
...
What.
Fruitloop swan
@everyone ME AND KALIM ARE GETTING MARRIED
Kalim Al-Asim
WHAT
I DIDN'T ASK THAT?!
Fruitloop swan
what question was I suppose to say 'I do'?
Kalim Al-Asim
'Will you marry me'
Fruitloop swan
YES I DO
Kalim Al-Asim
...WAIT NO
I OBJECT TO MY MARRIAGE
Jade Leech
Oh!
That's not!
@Ruffian Let's get married.
Ruffian
uh
what
Jade Leech
Close enough.
@everyone Me and Ruggie are also getting married!
Ruffian
I DIDN'T SAY YES???
Kalim Al-Asim
WHAT THE FUCK >:[
Floyd Leech
is fuck in the room with us?
Azul Ashengrotto
...
Fuck: Yes?
Jade Leech
You're catering our wedding.
Azul Ashengrotto
Fuck: Oh? A double wedding?
Ruffian
THERE IS NO WEDDING??!
Jade Leech
Don't mind him.
He's still in denial.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
...
what did Crowley get my ass into
Floyd Leech
peakness
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
no
Riddle Rosehearts
I am THIS CLOSE to shoving a hand up all your asses.
Floyd Leech
YES PLEASE 😩
Riddle Rosehearts
Minus Floyd.
Floyd Leech
ahww :((((((((
Fruitloop swan
bro got denied the freaky service 🙏
Jade Leech changed one nickname.
Freaky eel
what
JADE!
true but STILL!
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
every day I regret chatting here
Ruffian
then why are you still chatting?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
idk man
ig I want some people to remember my existence
Ruffian
oh
that got angsty fast
Kalim Al-Asim
Jamil :(
Azul Ashengrotto
NO, JAMIL!
Freaky eel
who knew Azul can run fast
Jade Leech
Apparently Jamil does.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
?
OH WHAT THE FUCK
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑 went offline.
Kalim Al-Asim
oh sevens an octopus is here
———
[8:12am]
Kalim stood with his phone in his hand, looking at Jamil struggling to have an octopus let go off him. He looked back at his phone, then back at them—taking pictures of the two.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jamil placed his hand around Azul's neck, making said octopus wail. "Where was this strength at the start of the school year!?"
'They seem to be having fun.' Kalim concluded, ignoring the amount of cusses coming out of Jamil's mouth.
"LET GO OF ME, YOU SCAMMER!"
"JAMIIILLLL!!!!"
'Haha, so fun!'
———
[8:18am]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Kalim Al-Asim
they're getting along so well ❀(*´▽`*)❀
Ruffian
define getting along...
Kalim Al-Asim
very well (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Kalim Al-Asim sent multiple attachments.
Freaky eel
HAHAHHA
'Zul looks silly~
———
[8:21am]
Kalim looked back up to see Jamil absolutely flushed in the face. The viper looked at him almost pleadingly to which he gave him a smile. And walked away.
"KALIM, GET BACK HERE!"
Kalim skipped along, happily ignoring Jamil's screeching. He waved at the dorm students he saw, ignoring the fact they were looking at his bandaged neck in worry.
He arrived at the Mirror Chamber, walking to the Savannaclaw mirror. He hummed happily, he beamed seeing a familiar beastman. "Morning, Leona-senpai!"
He saw the lion's ear twitched slightly before he turned to look at him—scratching his hair and yawning. "Mornin'; if you're here for Ruggie, he's in the lounge."
Kalim nodded at him, resuming his skipping towards the lounge. Leona looked at his back, a tired sigh slipping out when he turned back. 'Firsties these days.' He walked towards a waving Savannaclaw first year who was kneeling down next to his friend. 'Let's hope the next batch wouldn't give me a headache.'
Back to Scarabia, some dorm students stopped what they were doing entirely. Watching Jamil struggling to have an octopus get off him.
One student leaned to their dormmate, not taking their eyes off their vice house warden and the house warden of Octavinelle. "Should we—?"
"Shhhhhhhh." Their dormmate put their index finger to their lips, silencing them. "They're entertaining to watch."
The student had a deadpanned expression on their face,, suddenly their expression changed—a grin on their lips. They opened their mouth.
"What are yo—AAAHHHHH?!"
The pair they were watching moments ago, looked at the two in bewilderment. The student had their mouth around their dormmate's index finger, a look of glee on their face. "BAD DOG! BAD!"
The dormmate looked at Jamil with desperation. "Vice house warden, help..."
The viper raised a brow at them, pointing to the octopus still clinging to him. Then at them and the other students around them. "I don't know... Can I?"
"Vice...."
With the student looking at Jamil, Azul pulled out his phone. Snapping pictures of the two students for blackma—ahem... for memories of the first year.
"Please...?"
"Azul, let go of me."
~~
[9:35am]
Jamil played a hand on his forehead, feeling a headache coming in. His eye twitched slightly, seeing from the corner of his eye an octopus still taking pictures of the students in different angles.
"I will tell on Kalim if you don't let go, [FN] [LN]."
It was by that threat did the student decided to let go of their dormmate's hand albeit with reluctance. Their dormmate tackled him immediately, making them yelp. "YOU SON OF A—!"
"I HAVE NO REGRETS!"
———
[9:43am]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
@Kalim Al-Asim get ur ass back on Scarabia
Kalim Al-Asim
(╹▽╹)?
Azul Ashengrotto
Certainly a spectacular show.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
shut up they were only fighting with each other when they saw us
Kalim Al-Asim
THEY WHAT Σ(゜゜)
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
yes
@Azul Ashengrotto send the seven damn vid u took
Azul Ashengrotto
Can I refuse?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
no
Azul Ashengrotto
Sigh...
Jade Leech
Did you sigh in fucking text?
Azul Ashengrotto
Shut the fuck up, you sigh in text as well.
Azul Ashengrotto sent a video.
Freaky eel
is fuck in the room with us
Riddle Rosehearts
It seems you are not in the room with us.
Freaky eel
I hate you
Fruitloop swan
no u don't!
Freaky eel
ur right I don't hate him
matter of fact...
@Riddle Rosehearts goldfishie let's get married 😍🙏
Riddle Rosehearts
WHAT
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
bro got so shocked he lost the dot
Jade Leech
Indeed.
Fuck must cater three weddings now.
Ruffian
why does he have to turn the weddings into Cater?
Jade Leech
'He'?
Are you insisting something?
Azul Ashengrotto
I can't believe it, Ruggie...
Freaky eel
Shark Sucker thinking women and non-bi and binary codes can't cater a wedding is not on my xxxx bingo card 🙏
Jade Leech
@everyone Wedding is cancelled.
I cannot marry a homophobe.
Ruffian
thank fuck
BUT I'M GAY?!
Kalim Al-Asim
ur thanking Fuck after misgendering Fuck?
(눈‸눈)
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
homophobic to his own people is crazy
Ruffian
HOW IS THAT HOMOPHOBIC?!
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
idk man
it just is
Jade Leech
Do we need to put 'Idk man/mer' as one of our horsemen?
Fruitloop swan
seems luek it
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Ahem.
I would say I am sorry, but I am not.
Fruitloop swan
?
weirdo...
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh.
Heh.
Azul Ashengrotto sent a photo.
Fruitloop swan
...
WTF RIRI
WHY DO HAVE IT AS A NOTE?!
Riddle Rosehearts
Why not?
Besides.
I would say I am sorry, but I am not.
———
[9:59am]
[Riri🌹 --> ???]
???
??? replied to your note 'Heh. Luek.'
eh?
(・∀・)?
Riri🌹
Oh, hello, Elle.
One of the people in a group chat I'm in, made a mistake and therefore I must mock him on that.
???
ohhhh
understandable
I do that a lot with my siblings! :D
Riri🌹
I can tell.
Also.
???
Hm?
Riri🌹
You wanna see drama?
???
...are you kidding?
OF COURSE I WANT TO
Riri🌹 sent an attachment.
???
lmao?
Riri🌹
It's okay... You can laugh.
??? edited one message.
??? (edited)
LMAOOO
———
[10:09am]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Azul Ashengrotto
Do you, Juliet, take Romeo to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Jade Leech
I do *I giggled*
Azul Ashengrotto
Do you, Romeo, take Juliet to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Ruffian
I...
don't.
Freaky eel
GASP
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
an even more dramatic GASP
Freaky eel
//OOC// YOU'RE THE NARRATOR SEA SNAKE
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
oh right
Jade Leech
*I started at him in shock* B-but why?!
Ruffian
I do not love you
Kalim Al-Asim
FOR HE LOVES ME! *I stand up from the crowd*
Jade Leech
WHAT?!
MY OWN BEST FRIEND?!
Kalim Al-Asim
Yes *I walked up to the podium, wrapping my arm around Romeo's own*
I love him and he loves me
Jade Leech
HOW COULD YOU?!
Fruitloop swan
*I also stand up from the crowd, with my right hand raised* I shall object this wedding
Riddle Rosehearts
What the fuck did I miss.
@Jade Leech I thought your wedding was cancelled?
Jade Leech
//OOC// He made a reasonable argument.
Riddle Rosehearts
Which was?
Jade Leech
//OOC// Taxes.
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh, okay.
That's fair.
Continue.
Azul Ashengrotto
I GASPed loudly.
Jade Leech
*I covered my mouth, tears forming in my eyes* M-Mario? You're... alive?
Fruitloop swan
*I placed a hand on my chest* That's right, Mamacita.
Tis I, your love, your Mario.
Jade Leech
*I ran towards him in the crowd, tackling him to the ground* Mario!
Fruitloop swan
*I wrapped my arms around him* Oh, my love.
I miss you so.
Jade Leech
I too miss you...
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
They looked into each other's eyes, feeling like they were the only one in the world. But even then, they rather prefer it that way.
Mario wiped a tear from Juliet's eyes.
Fruitloop swan
Juliet... My Aurora
Jade Leech
*I leaned to his touch* Mario...
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
Their eyes sparkled with love as they leaned in, sharing a kiss.
Then they died because an overblot was near the wedding.
The End.
Fruitloop swan
WHAT THE HELL 𝕵𝕸𝕬𝕴𝕷
Jade Leech
...
STOP MAKING SAD ENDINGS!
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
what do u mean?
that is the real ending
Kalim Al-Asim
we really became background characters...
Ruffian
yuppp
Azul Ashengrotto
Why was I the priest...
Jade Leech
Why not?
Also, 𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑.
After seeing your improvising on the story...
Fruitloop swan
it's much more better than we were thinking actually
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
huh
really?
Jade Leech
Yes, however the ending was sort off rushed.
So how about instead of that, we make it so Juliet thought Mario was dead and drank poison to khs.
Freaky eel
that is NOT my twin ygs
Jade Leech
Shush yourself, Freaky eel.
Does 'Juliet and Mario' make a good title?
Riddle Rosehearts
Sounds copyrighted.
Fruitloop swan
hmm...
or we could make this into our own little friend group film?
Kalim Al-Asim
WAIT WAUT
what did you say?
Fruitloop swan
?
we could make this into our own little friend group film?
Kalim Al-Asim
we're friends now? 🥹
Ruffian
we all are :)
@everyone say we're friends or I'm cutting ur dicks off
except Floyd
Freaky eel
damn didn't even let me talk 😒
but yh yh were friends
Azul Ashengrotto
I suppose so...
Even though it's only been 21 days since we knew you.
...
What the fuck.
How did you and Ruggie catch feelings so early.
Kalim Al-Asim
uhhh
love at first sight? 🥹
Ruffian
he complimented me
that's how I fell in love
Kalim Al-Asim
AWWWW RU
Azul Ashengrotto
Are you guys sure they are still in the relationship relationship situationship stage?
Riddle Rosehearts
We are too single to understand it.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
I have a challenge for you guys
Ruffian
go on...?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
why r u questioning me?
Ruffian
idk man
ur pretty questionable
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
no I'm not???
Kalim Al-Asim
eehhhhh...
well if I would have guessed that you are only near me cuz it's ur job & not actually my best friend and planned to do something to me...
I would think you were one of the ones I think would overblot lol
but u would never betray me Jamil! <( ̄︶ ̄)>
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Azul Ashengrotto
...
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
...
Kalim
Kalim Al-Asim
(╹▽╹)?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
if I die bcuz of ur prediction of me overblotting
js know there are witnesses here
and I will haunt u as a ghost
Kalim Al-Asim
oh ok!
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
alright so
the challenge was to have one conversation without moving to another topic
which you guys failed
I was going to bring it up this morning
but I forgot
Freaky eel
that's getting overused
next topic
Kalim Al-Asim
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fruitloop swan
The land of amphorues is not cheese but a refrigerator which holds Jing Yuan and a small refrigerator which hold Xiao
Azul Ashengrotto
What the sevens.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
Amphorues mentioned?
Jade Leech
I feel like I'm high.
Fruitloop swan
Replying to I feel like I'm...
Hi High
I'm Silver
Floyd Leech
Ang Uma is where the soabarac are but it's also Umaasa na walang chance
Riddle Rosehearts
Aray...
But I don't understand that feeling.
Ruffian
single mf...
Riddle Rosehearts
Must I remind you how you and Kalim are in a relationship relationship situationship?
Notes:
I hate this school, someone take me out
Out to dinner please 🥺🙏
Lol haha I'm so funny hahaha
I was planning to expand the angst buuuuuuuuuuut I got bored writing it/didn't have motivation
Chapter 12
Summary:
I lost my humor in the making of this chapter. And my attention span keeps getting worse by the second
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[10/05/xx]
[12:11pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Kalim Al-Asim
guys I love my therapist
Riddle Rosehearts
She loves you as well...
𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑
says who?
Ruggie Bucchi
says Riri? [^._.^]ノ彡
anyways I don't like mine
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
who tf asked...
Kalim Al-Asim
Replying to guys I love my...
but like...
wtf is her music taste
Riddle Rosehearts
Ah...
Kalim Al-Asim
like we were having such a deep conversation then suddenly her music turned NSFW
who tf would wanna do the devil yoga at the top of an active volcano
Jade Leech
Oh!
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
yoga what
Kalim Al-Asim
𝓭𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓰𝓪
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
...
Ok
Kalim Al-Asim
also wtf does ship wreak roleplay even mean?
I know what roleplay means
but like
Freaky eel
heh
hehehe
Jade Leech
Can someone be a dear (ahem Riddle Rosehearts ahem) and mute Floyd before he says something intentionally freaky
Freaky eel
.
u hate me don't u
Jade Leech
Yes.
Freaky eel
bitch...😒
Jade Leech
Yes, yes, I love you as well.
Riddle Rosehearts
How lovely to see siblings interact.
Azul Ashengrotto
Indeed.
Fruitloop swan
u all lost ur spark...
what happened in the previous chapters...?
Ruffian
previous what
Fruitloop swan
shut up ruffian
Riddle Rosehearts
Of course, you are asking what chapters are.
Azul Ashengrotto
It has not surprised me that you cannot read.
Jade Leech
That's the genuine truth, dear.
Freaky eel
a 💯 percent
he was raised in the slums
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
no wonder
I bet he still says 'In the beninggeng'
Fruitloop swan
LOL
Ruffian
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HATRED TOWARDS HYENAS
Freaky eel
only u Shark Sucker 🫶
Jade Leech
Yes, only you, dear. /affectionately
Kalim Al-Asim
do u all have a hate train for Ru or something...
Riddle Rosehearts
I would not be there if it were not for the fact he just accepted his fate by the nickname.
Ruffian
...
damn
y'all hate me 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀💔🥀💔💔🥀💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💔🥀💔🥀🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
that's too much emojis
Azul Ashengrotto
TOO MUCH IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
Ruffian
🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔
Kalim Al-Asim
Ru...
Ruffian
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Riddle Rosehearts muted Ruffian for 5 minutes.
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Well.
Classes are starting.
@Jade Leech I can see you from across the classroom.
Don't hide behind the wall.
Jade Leech
Worth a shot.
Fruitloop swan
tf u mean classes are starting
it's barely 1pm
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh.
Lilia-senpai didn't tell you classes start at 12:30 for today?
Fruitloop swan
exFUCKINGcuse me?
Azul Ashengrotto
For some utter reason, the headmage has decided to make classes start at 12:30 today.
Kalim Al-Asim
lowk wanted to js...
for my fellow classmates and others
Silver
OH WHAT TGE FUCK
Jamil Viper
vro is so shocked he lost his nickname privilege 🙏
oh
hallelujah 🙌
Kalim Al-Asim
My little sibling made that 🥹
lowk scared of them
Floyd Leech
tell ur sib I luv them /platonically
Kalim Al-Asim
sum1 makd the budget come back
Silver
uh...
lemme try...
@Riddle Rosehearts
Riddle Rosehearts
?
Silver
would you still love me if I was a worm? 🥺
Ruggie Bucchi
I can almost hear someone's heart break...
Azul Ashengrotto
It is a very satisfying sound, I will say.
Riddle Rosehearts
Replying to would you still love...
Would you have the mental and emotional capacity to feel the love I would feel for you if you were a worm who only wiggle around?
I do not think so.
So no.
Fruitloop swan
oh
ouchie 💔
Kalim Al-Asim
AY BUDGET'S BACK
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
not hallelujah...
———
[1:31pm]
Silver groaned, banging his head on his desk—making his desk mate concerned. 'I wanna go back to the dormmmm.'
His desk mate was taking notes of his behaviour for Lilia to see later(which they still found themselves still baffled by the bat's request). Silver looked at the board; feeling himself drift into the dream land, which he found exciting (NOT) for the first time.
Sadly, his drifting off was cut off by Floyd crashing into the room via window. Startling him and the others greatly.
Floyd had his hand up in victory. As if crashing into a room was one to be celebrated about.
A beastman on a broom, entered from the broken window awkwardly; approaching Floyd and holding him by his collar, and quickly left via window.
Silver's gaze looked at the teacher, whose eyes were twitching from the interruption. They cleared their throat. "As I was saying—."
Someone from another class burst open the door, looking around in a panic. Before they went to get the fire extinguisher and leaving the room. "I GOT ONE!"
Silver slowly blinked, looking at the door. Processing the fact two things happened at once too quickly. Just like the group chat...
Oh wait, the group chat. Speaking of it... He wonders how the others were doing...
Except Floyd, he already saw the eel and he was a bitch. Cutting off his sleepiness...
~~
[1:53pm]
Riddle stood at the sidelines next to Jade, watching their classmates try to stop the fire they may or may not have caused once again. They would have helped them but apparently Professor Crewel didn't want them to, based on the look he gave them.
"It seems we have the same passion for setting things on fire, Riddle, darling," Jade stated calmly, enjoying the chaos they caused.
"It seems we do," Riddle replied, covering his mouth to hide the smile that crept up—ignoring the nickname Jade gave him. "Perhaps it is the mer within us that made us have a passion for fire."
"Perhaps indeed."
Their classmate ran inside, holding a fire extinguisher and throwing it towards the fire. Their other classmates yelped, ducking to not get hit by it. "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, YOU IDIOT!"
"I'M SORRY?!"
"WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING YOUR APOLOGY?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!?"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING!?"
"What a sight." Jade hummed at Riddle's words, watching their classmates argue instead of putting the fire out. "It's almost like we caused it."
The few classmates that were near them, gave them side-eyes and disbelieving looks.
~~
[2:19pm]
Azul blankly watched the smoke rising from the alchemy classroom, praying from Tartarus and back to have Vasgas cancel classes for today. Oh, who was he kidding?
The problem was not even in his class. And even if it was, the man would find a way to let class continue.
The octopus sighed, looking at the sky where he saw a beastman holding Floyd by the collar and looking exhausted. They lowered themselves to the ground; letting go of Floyd, who laid on the ground.
"Floyd Leech, get up." Vargas crouched down, flicking Floyd's forehead—he still remained unmoving.
"If I may," Azul approached them with his regular smile, "Perhaps I can wake up, Floyd. However, may I skip today's lesson?"
Vargas raised a brow at him, the octopus' smile remained unmoving. 'Please take the bait. Please take the bait. Please take the bait. Please take the bait.'
"Alright, fine." Azul did a small victory dance in his head from hearing those words from Vargas' mouth. He poked Floyd's cheek. "Floyd, wake up."
That didn't make the eel move the slightest. Azul's eye twitched with annoyance. 'Floyd, I swear, if you don't wake up now.'
Their classmates watched as the octopus spent the five minutes trying to make the eel move. And by the end of that five minutes did the octopus snap and—.
They winched simultaneously, even Vargas, when Azul kicked Floyd's private part. "OUCH!" The eel yelped, scooting and holding the part Azul kicked him at. "WHAT THE WOE?!"
"Wonderful, you are up," He clasped his hands together, giving him a gleefully amused smile. "I have done my part."
———
[4:30pm]
[Staffs' group chat]
Dire Crowley
So, how has everything been?
Divus Crewel
Leech and Rosehearts has once yet again set the alchemy classroom on fire.
Dire Crowley
Wonderful!
Anything else?
Divus Crewel
Now, how the woe is it 'wonderful'?
Explain, Headmage Dire Crowley.
Dire Crowley
uh..
It simply means...
They are expressing themselves!
Hm, yes!
How benevolent of me to have them here and make themselves express their true desires.
Vargas
this year's batch sure is a lively bunch!
Trein
Lively is a... kinder way of saying chaotic.
Divus Crewel
And arsonic.
Sigh.
I just hope the next batch won't give me grey strands.... But perhaps I am jinxing myself.
Speaking of, how is the experiment going?
Dire Crowley
It's going wonderful!
Although, Rosehearts have not given me the fruits that came from the seed I planted...
But I at least got to see the fruit of my own work!
Trein
Hm, right.
They were playing a game last Friday at the courtyard correct?
Dire Crowley
Why but of course!
How would I not if it was the talk of the school?
~~
[4:52pm]
Dire Crowley
Ouch.
Leaving me on read. 💔
But it's alright, for I am benevolent—!
Divus Crewel muted Dire Crowley for an hour.
———
[4:54pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Now, let's not be rash...
Freaky eel
no
let's be rash
Ruffian
sum1 explain how tf ts went from me complaining to Floyd wanting to eat Azul
Fruitloop swan
two meanings...
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
shut up u freak
Kalim Al-Asim
we're all freaks here
...
COME TO THE LAND OF THE LOST AND LONELY
Jade Leech
Don't be afraid, we are all one big family. 😊
Freaky eel
of freaks
Fruitloop swan
like you 🫵
Riddle Rosehearts
And me?
Ruffian
oh ok
Kalim Al-Asim
u don't know this music? Ó╭╮Ò
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
@Ruffian choose your words wisely
unless you want it to end up like last time?
Ruffian
UNPROVOKED?!
but uh I only got a phone this year Kalim
and ts shi is js Leona's old one
Kalim Al-Asim
oh
Fruitloop swan
so erm...
who's dumping probably personal info next?
Jade Leech
Dear, do not ruin the moment.
Azul Ashengrotto
The moment has already been ruined a few minutes ago when Floyd threatened to eat me.
Freaky eel
YOU KICKED MY BALLS!
Azul Ashengrotto
So?
I don't see any reason why you are complaining.
Ruffian
but do u see reasons why I was complaining?
Azul Ashengrotto
Perhaps.
Ruffian
ok good
NOW WHY TF IS LUCIUS JUDGING US LIKE
THAT CAT CANNOT BE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE JUDGED FROM US
Jade Leech
That's how I feel, trying to communicate with the fish in our fish tank.
Freaky eel
tf u mean ours?
that fishie ain't mine to begin with
Jade Leech
How rude of you, Floyd—saying little Coral isn't yours?
How terribly cruel.
How shall little Coral take this news?
Freaky eel
die prolly
Jade Leech
Bold of you to assume, she'd die easily.
Kalim Al-Asim
what type of specie is Coral? (╹▽╹)?
Jade Leech
She's just a little fish. 😊
Azul Ashengrotto
She's a shark.
Fruitloop swan
...
suddenly I don't want to hang
Ruffian
Sayori style?
Multiple users reacted with 2 😆, and 2 😭.
Kalim Al-Asim
oh that's a new one
Freaky eel
fr fr
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
?
what are you two talking about?
Freaky eel
Replying to Multiple users reacted with...
ts
Riddle Rosehearts
...
YOU CAN'T JUST REPLY TO IT?!
HOW DID YOU DO THAT.
Freaky eel
🤷♂️
———
[5:23pm]
"Hi, hi!"
Ruggie looked around him to locate the sound of the voice, only to be confusing when he saw no one there. He felt a small tug at the hem of his shirt.
Looking down, he saw a little lion cub no older than five; looking at him with the biggest grin he ever saw on a child. "Hello, are you Unca's friend?"
Ruggie's brain short circuited just by looking at the lion cub. He subconsciously nodded at the cub's words, making the cub beam in happiness—from the way his tail was wagging.
"Can you tell me where Unca is pretty please?"
"Sure but," Ruggie crouched down to the cub's level, giving him a smile. "I may need to know who your Unca is before I lead you to him."
The cub gave him a confused look, tilting their head to the side. "Unca is Unca?"
"...Then can I ask for your name?"
"Mama and Papa and Unca said I shouldn't tell strangers my name." The cub crossed their arms near chest, huffing at Ruggie's audacity. "Even if you're Unca's possible friend."
'Oh boy...' The hyena's smile strained slightly. "I'm unsure if your Unca is here but I'll just text my housewarden that you're here, 'kay?"
The cub, although slightly confused, nodded at the hyena's words.
———
[5:37pm]
[Money giver --> Money snatcher]
Money snatcher
yo boss
sum1 is here
Money giver
why tf r u telling me ts
Money snatcher
it's a child
Money giver
...
a what
Money snatcher
a child
Money giver
A what.
Money snatcher
a child?
Money giver
A what.
Money snatcher
a chud
*child
Money giver
oh it's Idia
phew
Money snatcher
????????????
I meant a child
who's looking for his 'unca'
Money giver
...
fuck
fuck my life
why has my life come to this very moment
wait for me wherever you are Ruggie
Money snatcher
Ok?
do I need to tell you where I am?
Money giver
no need
I already know where you are
Money snatcher
what? how?
Money giver
no reason
Money snatcher
HOW????
Money giver
don't question it
just know I know
Money snatcher
...
Ok...
———
[5:46pm]
The hyena looked up from his phone to look at the lion cub playing with his tail. He sighed, sitting up properly. "So," The cub stopped what he was doing and stared at him. "I informed my housewarden about you, he'd be here by any minute."
The cub's tail wagged from side to side, the hyena watched as they ran around him. Sounds of squealing of excitement coming out of the cub's mouth.
It went on for a few minutes that felt like hours to Ruggie before the lion he was waiting for, finally arrived. He yelped when a hand was placed on his head, ruffling it up. "Hey!"
Leona stared at the cub, who was bouncing up and down from joy. "Cheka."
"Eh? You know this kid—?"
"UNCA!" The kid, that he now knows as Cheka, leaped towards Leona, who he also now knows as the unca Cheka was referring to.
Leona grumbled, reluctantly holding him when the cub continued to tug at his hand. His ears dropped and a scowl appeared on his face when he heard strained laughter he knew from the last few months of this year.
"Unca! Unca! Unca!" Cheka rubbed his cheek on Leona's own, a big grin on his face. The lion closed his eyes, still wondering why he was here. "Cheka, where is your father?"
"Papa is busy," The cub answered. "He said I could go to you."
"During a school day?"
"You don't even go to class, Unca."
"..."
———
[5:57pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Ruffian
holy shit I knew Leona was old but not THAT old
HE'S A LITERAL UNC
Riddle Rosehearts
We already established that though?
Ruffian
yh but
he has a nephew?
Fruitloop swan
the one who is in the same dorm and nation with a second prince didn't know he had a nephew btw chat
Ruffian
The slums don't receive news that often because all we care about is trying to survive by the nobles' throw away food and scraps, mind you.
Fruitloop swan
oh right...
uhhh... I would have you here so I could apologize but Lilia can't cook
so...
Let's go to Scarabia.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
WHAT
Kalim Al-Asim
Oh! Great idea! ❀(*´▽`*)❀
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
NOT A GREAT IDEA????????
Azul Ashengrotto
What a wonderful idea!
Riddle Rosehearts
What an excellent idea.
Jade Leech
What a spectacular idea.
Floyd Leech
what a beautiful Idia
*idea
Jade Leech
HAHA IDIA.
BRO LIKES A CHUD. 🫵
Ruffian
that's the second time I have heard someone refer to Idia-senpai as a chud
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
I hate all of you.
Jade Leech
Another we have established.
———
[6:08pm]
"What's an unc?" The hyena screeched, seeing the cub looking at his screen. The cub smiled and tilted his head at him, repeating his question once more.
Ruggie coughed awkwardly into his fist. "It's uhh... A shortcut for Unca."
Cheka blinked at Ruggie. "Why remove the A?"
"Because," Ruggie booped Cheka's nose. "The letter A is the first letter of the alphabet and your Unca is never a first choice, y'know?"
Ruggie could've sworn he heard something crack nearby. The cub rubbed his nose, nodding to what the hyena said even though he probably didn't understand it. "So, Unca should be called Uncb?"
The hyena nodded at the cub's wise little words. "Yes, because he's a second choice."
Leona approached them with a suspiciously broken phone. He lifted Cheka by the collar, making the cub wiggle his legs up in the air. "Your father should be here in a few minutes, ya' lil' brat."
Cheka pouted, his ears pinned to his head. "Nooo... Uncb..."
Ruggie covered his mouth; shaking profusely and refusing to make eye contact with Leona—who was giving him a judgemental look.
The lion threw the cub at Ruggie, "Take care of him for the meanwhile. I'm going for a nap."
The two stared at one another, the sounds of Leona's steps were only heard between them. Cheka blinked once at him, a singular sand disappeared, a second one, a third. If they keep the silence up, they would make all the sand cease to exist.
"You look hita..ble...ble."
"Hita—what???"
———
[6:33pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Ruffian
help I'm being hit by a cub
Riddle Rosehearts
Now isn't that amusing.
Riddle Rosehearts sent an attachment.
Ruffian
...
WHAT THE TARTARUS
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Riddle Rosehearts
A little lion was fortunate enough to text first.
I thought I was dreaming when he did and thus made me think he was possessed.
Ruffian
...
You're hanging out with Vil-senpai too much aren't you?
Riddle Rosehearts
Oh, how did you know?
Ruffian
your vocabulary has a drastic change just now and you insulting Leona is a rare sight but you just now insulted Leona just like how Vil-senpai would
Riddle Rosehearts
What a clever deduction you have made.
Ruffian
I'm flattered by the compliment :)
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh sevens, why is he speaking fancy...
Fruitloop swan
the practice children of two princes, a model, and a chud btw chat...
Azul Ashengrotto
Oh, right.
I forgot about that.
Freaky eel
Ruggie is the only broke one in that dysfunctional family household 🙏
Ruffian
UNPROVOKED
———
[6:40pm]
The hyena sighed in relief, waving at Cheka goodbye. The cub pouted, reluctantly waving him goodbye while his father was invading his cheeks with kisses. Ruggie looked at Leona who was giving him a side eye. "Don't think I have forgotten what you said to that brat."
"Oh," A bead of sweat dropped from his cheek. "You heard that—."
"I'm deducting your pay."
"Wait, Leona, boss, we can talk about this."
Notes:
Would it be considered the ao3 curse if my WiFi stopped working for the whole week because of some hackers who were trying to scam us of our money and is now back today or something? Thankfully, my cousins (who lives far away but is near my school, have their WiFi up so I didn't went crazy from not doing my dailies and from boredom)
Chapter 13: Q&A
Summary:
Me wanting to do Q&A....
Chapter Text
H-hi guys... *I giggled, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear*
So uhh... I wanna do a Q&A for... no reasons. Hahaha, what a good reason. Well I guess the reason should be the 8k hits and all the kodus and the comments, which I extremely appreciate because I never imagined to get this far. So, thank you all for making me reach these unexpected numbers. (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡
You can ask about anything to the characters in this! (just not NSFW...) Just specify who you want to ask it to! And uhh seven I'm so bad at this. The deadline will be Sunday. :3
And that's it, I think?
Edit: Q&A ended!
Chapter 14: Q&A responses
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
RXYALEKXR0M1's questions
to riddle: how do you feel about your friends? (dont try to deny it) :D
Riddle: Acquaintances. They are like Rielle but split into 7 seperate bodies. Whether it's good or bad thing is something I do not know. (A/n: Good thing, but don't tell him I said that)
(and how do you feel being the practice kid for basically all of your upperclassmen?)
Riddle: Horrible, absolutely fucking horrible.
Riddle: I did not agree to being their practice child.... But it's alright I suppose... They spoil me too much though.
(Somewhere in other parts of Night Raven College or dorms, four sophomores sneezed.)
Commas are overrated. IDC if we're eating our grandma or eating with our grandma (Guest)'s question:
Question for Jamil: When will u admit that u and Azul r dating?
Jamil: The fuck is that name, and we're not dating????
Kalim: ...
Kalim: *leans towards Riddle's ear* they're not?
Riddle: If Jamil rejects Azul, the octopus will remain single with his yearning ass.
Jamil: ??? *confused noises*
Azul: UNPROVOKED?!
Catgoesmoo's question:
to all of them, who's your favorite in the friend group and why?
Riddle: I have no favorite. (A/n: Jamil and Silver, don't tell him I said that though)
Ruggie: Kalim because... y'know.
Azul: Ruggie(suprisingly), he's very helpful with things if you bribe him with money.
Jade: Kalim, he is very enthusiastic with his view of life even after all the things that had happened to him. Which I find myself respecting him.
Floyd: Goldfishie! He's fun to anger, and his face went he's angry is so cute~. Fuhehehe~.
Kalim: Even though I love everyone, I'll go with Jamil! He's been my best friend since when we were little and I'm much more closer to him than the others. And I would like to stay best friends with him.
Jamil: It's Silver, even though he's... questionable at times with the amount of roleplays he did in the group chat. At least, he respects when I want space, now if only certain people can do that as well...
Silver: It's my roleplaying partner, Jade. Even though I avoided him at the start of the school year and a few days when the group chat was made, he actually became someone I enjoyed being around with and he indulges the random ideas I get in my head. He's truly a very great friend.
FleurofFleur (Guest)'s question:
Question to the Octotrio, which dorm do you think has the best decor or vibe?
Azul: Well... I suppose it would be Pomefiore. I don't really have a clear favorite, I just went with what I think what would be best suited for me if I wasn't bloated.
Jade: Ignihyde, the technology there will help me grow my mushrooms much faster so I could feed them to people. Too bad they are afraid of me and won't let me in there.
Floyd: Heartslabyul, cuz of the rules. If I break the rules, the more I see Goldfishie's face bein' red!
Anista_anna's questions:
For Silver and Jade: When will you two admit your feelings for eachother? And don't lie!
Silver: What feelings are you talking about?
Jade: ...
Jade: Maybe one day.
Silver: Huh?
Jade: Nothing.
For Riddle: What are your honest thoughts about Floyd?
Riddle: He's quite annoying sometimes; but when he isn't annoying me, he's soft spoken... I worry someone might've possessed him not knowing Floyd's personality during those times.
For Octrio: Why are you three such yearners and fumblers?
Azul: Ouch.
Jade: Not going to answer that, Azul?
Jade: Or are you embarrassing that it's true?
Azul: Stop teasing me?
Azul: How about you two answer it.
Floyd: I dunno!
Floyd: Mers fall in love once and that's it.
Jade: Yes, mers falling a second time is quite unheard of.
Azul: I feel like you two are avoiding the question.
Jade: Oh, we're not, dear Azul.
Jade: We are answering as to why we are yearners, aren't we?
Azul: ...
Azul: I suppose you did...
For everyone: What do you think of each other?
Riddle: They are of great company. If they don't accidentally cause drama. (A/n: That's a lie, he enjoys watching the drama)
Ruggie: Nepo babies, all of them... Except Jamil.
Ruggie: But ehh. They're great to be around with.
Azul: ...
Azul: I guess they are my... friends. My first ever other than the tweels.
Jade: I like teasing them. And I like how they don't mind me talking about my interests.
Floyd: They're not too borin' to be around.
Floyd: They actually keep me interested.
Kalim: ABSOLUTE CINEMA!
Kalim: THEY ARE FRIENDS I CHERISH 'CAUSE THEY DON'T USE ME FOR MONEY!
Jamil: They don't see me as someone below them, but rather of equal footing. and I prefer it that way.
Silver: They broke my nonchalant streak...
Silver: Which is good, because I can practice showing more emotions.
Silver: I need to show them, I'm my father's son.
I’m gay (Guest)'s questions:
For Jamil: How did it feel when Azul ran to your dorm to cling to you for like an hour in chapter eleven?
Jamil: Ugh... Don't remind me.
Jamil: The hug was nice, I guess...? Although I prefer if it was not him who hugged me. (A/n: He's drowning guys)
For the tweels: Do you two ever fight over who Azul says the favorite is?
Jade: Oh, no. Not at all.
Jade: Hold on, let me just go give Ruggie some mushroom soup I made.
Floyd: Shark Sucker better watch his back.
Ruggie: *unaware of being Azul's favorite (suprisingly)*
HXE_highlighz124's questions:
To Riddle- have you ever thought about Floyd in anything that made you flush?
Riddle: ...
Riddle: The way he apologized when we were leaving Scarabia... He was... something. (Chapter 1)
Riddle: WAIT, NO—!
To Floyd- when Riddle flew you across the room in orientation, did you have a gay awakening 👀?
Floyd: Yes. No question asked.
Silver: Bro didn't even deny it...
Ruggie: That's crazy
To silver- are you playing hard to get on purpose?
Silver: Huh???????
To Jamil- same with Silver's question.
Jamil: What Silver said.
Jamil: Huh???????
To Kalim- did you hate yourself?
Kalim: Was it not obvious? Of course I do hate myself.
Kalim: Every part of my being I loathe. I don't want this life. I want to end it all. But I promised them I would get better. To love myself.
Kalim: But I just can't.
Kalim: So I wonder... Would I be like this if I wasn't an heir? Would my mother finally see me as her son rather than a chess piece for higher power? Would I be happy?
Kalim: I wonder. So, so, so much. I want to live a life where no one decides the path I walk. I do. I really, really do.
Kalim: But I'm stuck living this life. Of an heir. Of a burden to Jamil. To everyone.
To Ruggie- what did you feel when you saw Kalim bleeding?
He wishes to not answer so I shall do it for him (oh sevens, I feel like those gacha reaction videos when a character is emotional and they get a break...)
He couldn't breathe, the sight of Kalim's body covered in crimson liquid was engraved within his mind until now. His heart barely pulsing rang through his ears. He would wake up from nightmares of Kalim screaming at him, why. Why did he not save him. Why did he not arrive sooner. Why did he let him die. He doesn't want to relive that moment. He wishes not to. It suffocated him. He doesn't want to lose him. No, he doesn't want to.
To Jamil- have you not still realized? Why are you still avoiding everything.
Jamil: ...
Jamil: Isn't avoiding everything much better than confronting it? And if it does catch up with me, I will deal with the consequences.
Jamil: ...Although, this mindset is toxic, I know. I just can't help but think of it as such.
(I don't know what you mean by that question so uhh... yeah)
Jeanchan69's question:
To Riddle and Trey.... Will you marry my super cool yuusona named Jean...
Riddle: Pardon me, but who is Jean?
Trey: ?
Trey: Well, I'm flattered but I'm sorry.
FLOWERINCRISIS's question
To the 3rd (now 2nd) years: what you guys think about the 1rsties friendship? And about their *romantic* relationships?
Trey: I'm happy Riddle has friends to hang around with and their dynamics actually compliment one another.
Trey: No comment about their 'romantic' relationships. They're just gay.
Cater: ACK, they are so chaotic! I subtly heard from Rids that something happened...? Never specified though.
Cater: #lovetheirgayfriendship
Leona: Gays.
Vil: Well, their friendship is certainly a shocker. I must admit, when I saw them hang out for a first time, I spit out my tea... How undignified of me.
Vil: And as for a second one... They remain oblivious to it.
Rook: Ah, leur amitié est un véritable enchantement pour les yeux! Et ils sont tout simplement si joyeux—dans les deux sens du terme. (A/n: Google translated)
Idia: IDK, their group is like a side quest I didn't know existed and IDC 'bout their relationships. (A/n: That's a lie, he lowkey wants them to get together.)
Malleus: I don't have any idea as to how or why the Headmage made them friends. But I must admit, he did a good job on that.
Malleus: Their relationships... They are... something.
Lilia: Fuhehe~ I'm glad Silver is making friends! And when Malleus came back to the dorm one night saying he had a child, I nearly had a heart attack! Thankfully, Silver classified that the child in question was Riddle Rosehearts! Riddle is a good kid although he let his emotions out whenever something slightly angers him. Ruggie is also a good kid and a... slightly good...? influence on Silver. And Azul— (he keeps rambling on about them)
Lilia: Ahem... They are also very gay. Which works both ways.
I_Eat_Your_Angst's question:
question for all the current first years: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :)
Kalim: Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Floyd: Woodchuck could chuck wood!
Ruggie: Would?
Jamil: Dumbass. It's wood.
Ruggie: Are you mocking me?
Ruggie: Are you mocking me in SLIPPERS?!
Jamil: YOU'RE WEARING SLIPPERS TOO.
sakusaiisverygay's questions:
riddle: who are your top5 favorite and bottom5 least favorite nrc students?
Riddle: Hm... I don't necessary have a favorite nor a least favorite list of people.
Riddle: Rather, I am extremely neutral with all.
Ruggie: That's a lie, he does have a list.
Riddle: ...No, I don't—.
Ruggie: In fact, I can go get it now.
Riddle: RUGGIE!
lilia: do you hate your children (why is your cooking so bad bru)
Lilia: What do you mean? My cooking is delicious! My boys said so.
Malleus: ...Hmn.
Silver: Yeah... Delicious.
Silver: *Calling on the phone with Sebek* Right?
Sebek: ...YES, LILIA-SAMA!
Sebek: IT'S... VERY GOOD!
jade: pumili or piliin (choose or be chosen)
Jade: I'd rather be chosen rather than choose. Because if I choose but they don't choose me, then it would feel like betrayal, no? Although, if I were to be chosen, then it will feel like you're special enough to be chosen, no? Just me? Okay.
Jade: But then again... I also would like to choose since it gives me the free will to do whatever I want without anyone choosing what I want to do.
Jade: *sigh* How difficult.
Rosehearts1501's questions:
A QUESTION FOR RIDDLE
What are your cousins names 🤔
Riddle: You already know Rielle. The others are Radrian, Rafferty, Reef, Rhys, Ruairi, and Reynir. (A/n: Credits to that one YouTube comment who let me use these names)
And why did your dad fought with the other mer?
Riddle: Ah... That... Let's just say the mer said something my Papa didn't like.
Riddle: By which I won't say.
Shiroooooo88's questions:
Kalim what did you hear riddle mumble after your turn in two truths one lie?
Kalim: Hmm... Hold on, let me recall..
Kalim: Uhh I think it was him saying he was glad he's not known to the public and not an heir? I don't know what he meant by that though.
Riddle what's your relationship with malleus, vil and leona you seem quite close their nicknames for you are adorable
Riddle: Practice child.
Riddle: Without my consent.
Riddle: And dragging me into their divorce dramas.
Riddle what's happened to your pet lobster Rosie
Riddle: Eaten.
Riddle what was the wish that the shooting stars cannot grant you
Riddle: Well, I never once wished a upon a star actually. However, I did read that if two people or more people were to wish upon the same shooting star then only one of the people's wishes will come true.
Riddle: I wanted Rielle's wish to come true. That's why I didn't wish on that star.
Riddle: ...I guess multiple people wished on that star. That's why his wish didn't come true.
Rielle help your cousin out and realize his feelings for certain eel (no not the one married to a fruit loop)
Rielle: Who's... Fruit loop?
Rielle: *GASP* WAIT, RIRI LIKES SOMEONE?!
Riddle: NO, I DON'T—?!
Rielle: I GOTTA TELL THE OTHERS!!!
Riddle: RIELLE!
———
[The R's]
Rielle
GUYS RIRI LIKES SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riddle
I DON'T!
STOP LYING!
Radrian
OH?!
LITTLE RED CORAL LIKES SOMEONE?!
Riddle
I DON'T?!
Reef
Is it a man/mer?
Rielle
I think so?
Reef
YES
I KNEW HE WAS GAY
Riddle
I'M NOT GAY!
Rhys
there is this river in Scalding Sand...
Jeanchan69's question:
Riddle would you willingly beat up Floyd if you had the chance?/j/j
Riddle: Why is it always me...
Riddle: But to answer your question, yes.
Jamil: This relationship is so toxic...
Riddle: What relationship?
Kalim: So toxic...
Ruggie: I somehow feel like you both can't be talking.
littleredridingriddle's questions:
To MalLeo: are you aware your favorite child (it's Riddle cuz I said so) is being courted(?)/admired and what are your thoughts on this.
Leona: He's being what?
Malleus: ...And the one who is courting him never asked our permission?
Malleus: How improper of him.
Leona: Him? Are you insisting something?
Malleus: Yes, is he not gay?
Riddle: I'm not being courted though????
To the (now) firsties: who do you ship among your friend group +your upperclassmen?
Riddle: Azul and Jamil. Trey and Cater.
Riddle: The latter has some strange situationship I'm not sure they even know about and I need them to get their shit together before Kalim's prediction of me overblotting.
Ruggie: Leona and Malleus.
Ruggie: Listen... Their divorced toxic asses need to be together for the children.
Azul: Ruggie and Kalim.
Azul: Jade and Silver. Floyd and Riddle.
Azul: Only reason why I answered the last two, they would complain to me if I don't.
Jade: Azul and Jamil.
Jade: Leona and Vil.
Jade: The fact we all, well not all, agree to ship some of us is so romantic.
Floyd: Me and Goldfishie.
Floyd: Seagull and Sea Lion. Cuz Sea Lion would be annoyed at that. Hehe.
Kalim: Azul x Jamil. Floyd x Riddle. Jade x Silver. Ruggie x Me!
Kalim: ...
Kalim: I wonder if our upperclassmen have some weird polyamory.
Jamil: None on our group.
Jamil: Cater x Malleus.
Jamil: With the amount of times Cater-senpai was bold somehow made Malleus-senpai flush.
Silver: We should be in a poly. Joking. Joking.
Silver: They look like a poly ass group.
(A/n: I'm such a multishipper...)
PinkAlicorn's questions:
To the first years: Did you expect this to be the outcome of the group chat?
Every one: No/Maybe/Maypahs.
Floyd: Who TF said maypahs.
Jade: I just know it was you.
Floyd: Guys, my twin hates me...
Jade: Cry about it.
What were you expecting to happen?
Riddle: I thought I won't chat there that often when I first made it.
Riddle: But Kalim is like a glue.
Azul: Same as what Riddle answered.
Jade: Well.
Jade: I had thought it was just like those group chats.
Jade: Like, it will serve its purpose for a week then be abandoned.
Floyd: Fun for a day, borin' the next.
Kalim: A fun forever group chat with multiple people who I hoped to be friends with!
Jamil: Dead.
Silver: Eh.
Silver: If I'm honest, I didn't really expect much from it.
Silver: However, there is one we agreed on, Kalim did most of the work in keeping it together.
Silver: Even if it was almost killing himself.
Silver: ... Sorry, Kalim.
Kalim: Haha! It's fine, I got over it!
Ruggie: I didn't.
To Riddle: Why do you think Crowley made you create the group chat? Not why the group chat exists, but why you specifically were chosen to make it.
Riddle: His track record of dumping that responsibility on to students.
Riddle: And unfortunately, I had to be chosen out of the 7 housewardens.
Riddle: Ah, wait I read that wrong. My apologies.
Riddle: Hm... Perhaps for entertainment.
sighmyusernamewastaken's question: * Screams happily*
For Jade and Silver: Are you guys just dating each other or are both of you in a foursome *polyamory* with Ruggie and Kalim?
Silver: Why are people thinking we are dating???????
Jade: Yes, I wonder why they think of that.
Riddle: Look at your weird ass roleplays then we can talk.
Ruggie: Don't put me in the same place as those two roleplayers.
Kalim: Haha... No.
Kalim: I already have Ruggie.
Kalim: They can have themselves.
Azul: *sigh* We all are still baffled by the fact they aren't dating.
(A/n: The correct term should be Polyamory, because a Foursome refers to four people doing intercourse.)
For Jamil: When are you going to admit that your super in love with Azul?
Jamil: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM?!
Kalim: Denial is a river in the Scalding Sands...
Ruggie: And multiple beings are drowning in it.
Kalim: You were in it once. You can't get to talk.
For Riddle: How are you still sane??
Riddle: Good question.
Riddle: I don't know.
strawberrysatori's question
Can I be Silver and Jades third /silly
Silver: *giggles shyly, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear*
Silver: S-sure. *I stutter*
Jade: *I hid my face in my hands, hiding how pink it was*
Floyd: Your face is going to be purple if you don't stop.
Jade: Stop threatening to punch me???
Jade: Guys, my twin is so abusive!
Floyd: BITCH?!
Azul: ...Why were there subtitles?
poker_rekop's questions:
to Riddle: if you had the chance, would you live in the Coral Sea instead of on the surface?
Riddle: Obviously.
Riddle: I like it there than the surface.
Riddle: No offense.
to Floyd: What made you fall for Riddle in the first place?
Floyd: The way he threw me at orientation and his angry face made me fell in love.
Floyd: And he is still interesting even after four months.
Floyd: I thought it would be nothing more than a fleeting feeling I feel but it keeps getting stronger each day.
(A/n: Ew romance, why did I put the romance tags...)
to Kalim: How did you first feel about the Pop music club.
Kalim: AMAZING!
Kalim: They have so many instruments I could play whenever I want, that I didn't have back in my home. Because I was busy being kidnappedandabused and y'know y'know y'know, y'know?
Kalim: Although, I did feel nervous joining... They welcomed me with open arms!
to all: what would be your choice of a good first date if you had no budget?
Riddle: A romantic date near the ocean.
Riddle: It might be basic but I just like it.
Ruggie: Going to a luxury restaurant.
Ruggie: Even better if they let us bring home the food.
Azul: Going to a movie theater I suppose.
Azul: However, I don't really expect him to reciprocate my feelings. So I have no clear answer on that one.
Jade: Mountain climbing.
Jade: We can talk about my interest, their interest, eat the homemade food I made—I know for a fact they can't cook, and have fun throughout.
Floyd: A fun dive in the ocean and sky diving!
Kalim: We can go to one of my family's house and watching movies under the night sky in the garden!
Kalim: Then fall asleep in each other's arms...
Jamil: I'm not going on a date any time soon with having to guard Kalim 24/7.
Silver: Theatre play.
Silver: We can go to a Theatre play.
(A/n: I didn't know if you mean they have no money or have infinite money 🥹)
to the teachers: What is your favorite class period and why?
Trein: 3:00-4:00pm class time.
Trein: I like to hear Al-Asim's weird thoughts.
Vargas: 9:00-10:00am class with the third years!
Vargas: Those bunch have crazy beef with one another and would compete who's the strongest!
Crewel: 1:00-2:00pm classes.
Crewel: Even though two people give me more headaches than I can count when I forgot they shouldn't be paired up together, they are excellent brewers.
Crewel: Now, if only they could stop making fire.
Crewel: Oh and 2:00-3:00pm classes with the second years.
Crewel: Vil Schoenheit is an outstanding brewer as well.
Jeanchan69's questions (again. Dear online friend, stop...?)
To Riddle: Will you let me date your very lovely, very beautiful, very elegant, very cute, very handsome vice housewarden?
Riddle: You again—?
Riddle: And perhaps, if he wasn't in a strange not-situationship with Cater.
Silver: Yo... A ginger should hurry up.
Ruggie: LMAO.
To Floyd and Jade: Can I kiss you both on the cheek /silly
Jade: Oh?
Jade: Yes, you may. How thoughtful of you.
Floyd: Lemme squeeze yah instead, fuhehe~.
littleredridingriddle's questions (again):
To the staffs: who's your favorite student and why?
Crowley: It's young Rosehearts!
Crowley: He's a hardworking and reliable student.
Sam: Ruggie, he helps me a lot in my shop and he's a nice kid.
Vargas: The Kingscholar kid!
Vargas: Now if only he participated more...
Crewel: Vil Schoenheit, he's an excellent kid who knows how to brew, and his fashion style is just fabulous!
Trien: Al-Asim, his inquiries are something I enjoy hearing even if it sometimes gives me headaches.
To the upperclassmen: who's your favorite freshie and why?
Trey: Ah... Riddle.
Trey: I'm not relatively close to any of the freshmen other than Riddle so... yeah.
Cater: Kalim! Sorry, Rids...
Cater: He's a good company to be around although his trauma dumps are... #concerning.
Leona: Stuck between Rugs and Red.
Vil: Well, it's Herz.
Vil: For obvious reasons.
Rook: I show no favorites!
Rook: Every one of the Freshmen are of equal footing for me!
Idia: Azul-shi...
Idia: We're on the same LVL... I think.
Malleus: The children.
Lilia: Ah, well it would obviously be Silver!
Lilia: Why, I would be a bad father if I don't answer my own son that I raised!
To the firsties: say one good thing about each of the other freshies.
Azul: ...
Azul: I'm not doing that.
Ruggie: Who wouldn't?
Ruggie: The list of Freshmen are a lot and I'm not going to list one thing about them without payment.
Kalim: I would...
Kalim: But like... I don't wanna.
Floyd: If I say one good thin' 'bout them then I'd be lyin'.
Jade: Stop sounding like you're from the South.
Floyd: Naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Jade: I'm gonna punch you.
Riddle: What a lovely sibling relationship.
Riddle: Ruggie, let me punch you.
Ruggie: DON'T PUNCH ME?!
Jamil: Anyway.
Jamil: If I'm going to say one good thing about them, they better say one good thing about me.
Jamil: I'm doing this with reluctance.
Silver: Same.
Jamil: Never agree with me again.
Silver: Ouchie...
Silver: I thought you said I was your favorite?
Jamil: ...
Jamil: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!
Kalim: *whistling cutely*
Azul: OKAY, WHO IS PUTTING THESE SUBTITLES?!
To the firsties again: objectively speaking, who do you find the most attractive?
Jamil: I don't find anyone attractive.
Ruggie: Bro is being mysterious...
Silver: That's crazy.
Jamil: KYS.
Ruggie: Anyway, Kalim.
Kalim: Eh?
Kalim: Need anything, Ru?
Ruggie: I was just answering the question, Kali.
Kalim: Oh...
Kalim: Ruggie.
Silver: He likes someone broke...
Silver: No offense.
Ruggie: I take offense.
Floyd: Take offense and what?
Floyd: Basketball it?
Azul: Let's answer the questions please.
Jade: Then answer it, dear.
Silver: You're oddly quiet, Riri.
Riddle: Shut up, I'm rethinking why I have cousins.
Riddle: They should have broken the eggs when they had the chance.
Azul: ...
Azul: Jade, you go first.
Jade: Hm...
Jade: White hair with a wild imagination and let's me talk about my interest.
Floyd: Red heads.
Floyd: Red heads with anger issues.
Floyd: And can beat my ass.
Jamil: Bro is being direct...
Ruggie: That's crazy...
Silver: Why is it Jamil is now doing that with Ruggie and not me?
Kalim: Equality matters!
Floyd: Preach.
Floyd: *plays That Should Be Me by Rebeib Nitsuj*
Azul: Oh my sevens.
Azul: I'm not going to question why there's subtitles.
Azul: However, this question is dragging longer than I thought.
Riddle: Someone who puts up with me and my issues.
Riddle: And treats me right.
Silver: Someone who lets me yap and do roleplays with me.
Azul: ...
Azul: Did they just lock in on answering—.
Floyd: You're the last one, 'zul~.
Azul: ...Someone who respects me and my body, and loves me unconditionally.
Azul: ...Brownies.
Jamil: What?
Azul: I want brownies.
Floyd: Now I'm hungry...
Kalim: Me too!
Kalim: Jamil?
Jamil: ...
Jamil: Fine.
From an Anonymous online friend (unlike Jean...)'s question:
"What's your favorite memory so far in NRC?"
Riddle: Hm... Reuniting with Trey.
Riddle: And getting the position of Housewarden.
Ruggie: Being picked up by two princes I guess.
Ruggie: Although...
Ruggie: The consent isn't there which I find rude.
Azul: Getting the position of Housewarden.
Azul: And opening Mostro Lounge.
Jade: Well, on the days, 5 days in total, they let me yap about mushrooms.
Floyd: Shoes.
Floyd: Look me in the eyes and tell me they're bothersome.
Kalim: Having friends that don't use me!
Kalim: I love them so much. I hope they don't go bald.
Jamil: Not having Kalim for the last three months of my enrollment.
Jamil: Being seen as an equal.
Silver: Becoming friends with them.
Silver: ...
Silver: Holy shit, why are we so friendless?!
Floyd: Why is shit holy.
Kalim: Because of the gravity of the earth.
Ruggie: No, it's more like the gravity of the ocean.
Riddle: Okay, smarty pants.
Ruggie: YOU DON'T GET TO TALK.
RiftToSkk's questions:
The first one goes To the AUTHOR BC IWNTKSNG
Cough.
See, i am a hedgehog, and i am wondering, How long would it take riddle to notice me if i was with his other hedgehogs..
A/n: Hmm... I'm unsure as well however do note he loves you dearly and will give you affect sooner or later!
Riddle: will you light Ruggies hair ever? Cus like.. i feel like theyre very light-ble
Riddle: ...I never considered that.
Ruggie: Please don't?
Riddle: Please do, you say?
Riddle: Very well.
Riddle: which animal do you like the most out of every single one
Riddle: Hedgehogs.
Riddle: Absolutely adorable little ones.
Ruggie: are you a chad, a karen, or an oversorked costumer service person?
Ruggie: Honestly, the last one.
Ruggie: LOL, it's rewarding at least.
Jamil: who out of this very intressting group of people would you kiss if you had to do it (no you cant choose riddle or silver, and yes you HAVE to choose one)
Jamil: The tweels are out of the question. So is Azul.
Jamil: I'd die if I kiss Kalim.
Jamil: ...Ugh. Ruggie, I guess.
Ruggie: Bitch???
Azul: ....dear. darling. Octi. You need to look at what jade is doing bc the arson while fun, you need to stop him from burning everything down on final's week.. you just gotta do it
Azul: ...
Azul: I don't know what you're talking about.
Azul: He's not burning anything.
Jade: *smiling threatening face*
Azul: OKAY, WHO IS PUTTING SUBTITLES?!
Riddle: do you every see yourself being in a qpr..
Riddle: Again, never thought of that.
Riddle: ...Does me being... acquaintances with the others count as one?
Leona: yo. So like.. dont deduct Ruggies pay, he lwky rlly need it.. instead, when youre mad throw a can at him saying a random word bc after some time of doing it, he will be affraid of that word:)
Leona: I was not lite going to.
Leona: ...I'll... keep that in mind...
To everyone: what are your preffered pronounce? Secretly, or public or both^^
Riddle: He/him.
Riddle: Although, I don't mind if you refer to me by other pronounces.
Ruggie: He/they
Azul: All is fine for me.
Azul: Although prefer he/him.
Jade: Same as Azul.
Floyd: Same as the two above.
Azul: ...What above???
Jade: He's saying we're dead.
Kalim: He/him!
Jamil: ...Same as Kalim.
Silver: He/they. LOL.
(A/n: Note, this was the first time someone asked so malfunctioned lowk. Also I was too lazy to do the rest...)
To crewel: if you could consequence-free join Riri and Jayjay in their arson adventures, would you do it?
Crewel: ...Well—.
Riddle: What do you mean arson?
Riddle: We don't commit arson.
Crewel: ...You did—?
Jade: How must you perceive it as such...
Crewel: It was arson—?!
Jade: Anyway, answer the question, Professor Crewel.
Crewel: ...Possibly.
Also to crewel: can you somehow stop Crowley from overworking Riddle and force Riddle to have a hedgehog therapy session..
Crewel: I will try my best on that.
Author: do you plan on making a certain cat appear in the chat ever or no..
A/n: Not anytime soon it seems.
Author: hypothetically, if riddle started breaking the forth wall by talking to us.. how would the others react?
A/n: Well, Floyd and Kalim would have another buddy to bond with while the others are looking at them in confusion.
Silver: do you think theres at least 1 animal that doesnt like you?
Silver: Not really? I mean Vorpal did dislike me up until a month ago, a few days before the group chat was created.
Silver: Does that count?
Floyd&Jade: could you talk like eachother? If so, would you ever use that to fuck with others? Like, act like each other for a week or smth..
Floyd: Fufufu~ Why we would never do such horrible thing for our amusement!
Jade: Yeah, Floyd 'n I would never do that, fuhehe~.
Jmail: give everyone in the gc a nickname, hack the system and change the unchaged names to those nicknames:D
Jmail: ...
Jmail: One day.
Kalim: ..would you consider hedgehig therapy if it existed or are you content with the therapy u have rn..
Kalim: I want both.
Kalim: Give me both.
Riddle: share your most favorite unhinged songs pls.. also, if you havent heared of it, you should tots listen to Dog eat Dog!!!
Riddle: ...
Riddle: I'd rather not say.
Trein: do you think theres any charac- STUDENTS- who Lucius likes?
Trein: Hm?
Trein: Well, Silver for example.
Trein: And Rosehearts since Lucius said he like his company.
Notes:
Some bitches decided to destroy the wiring cables to try and scam us again. And this made me use my remaining load to upload this chapter earlier than expected since it will end tomorrow.
Fucking useless ballsacks. Their father should have let it out on a sock and only take care of the mold rather than their useless existence. I hope their skins get slowly peeled off while they are conscious and alive, and have alcohol poured over their body as they feel the agonising pain they will feel. I hope when they are cutting their nails, they will cut deeper and bleed. I hope multiple small rocks are thrown at them repeatedly until they are nothing but mush of meat. I hope they get their eyes out of their socket and be tied above a cliff. I hope their head/s will be slowly separated from their body using a pocket knife.
Anyway! I hope you guys liked my responses ❀(*´▽`*)❀
Chapter 15: Chapter 13
Summary:
Behold, my humor leaving my soul! Oh and bonding moments
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[10/07/xx]
[11:34pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Kalim Al-Asim
so like
if us land species use water to wash ourselves
do mers use air?
~~
[10/08/xx]
[6:50am]
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
why we're you awake at that time
*we're
*WE'RE
*WE'RE
STUPID FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
Azul Ashengrotto
I must say, Kalim...
Keep that thought inside your head.
Fruitloop swan
imagining the octatrio and Riri in their merform flopping on land like a normal sea animal makes me flop around as well
Freaky eel
aw.. now I wanna do that
Azul Ashengrotto
Please don't?
Jade Leech
I must agree with Floyd on that one.
Azul Ashengrotto
No.
SEVENS, DAMN IT.
FLOYD, GET OFF FROM THE FLOOR.
Jade Leech
Sigh...
May I join Floyd on the floor?
Azul Ashengrotto
No.
Jade Leech
Yes you say?
Very well.
Azul Ashengrotto
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Riddle Rosehearts
Shiver me timber and chop my fingers.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
...wtf
Riddle, you okay?
Riddle Rosehearts
Yes.
I think.
My head feels so light and hot.
Freaky eel
hot ko kasi 😝
no but seriously how're you feelin goldfishie?
Riddle Rosehearts
Head feels heavy and light.
I don't like the cold water.
It's too hot.
Kalim Al-Asim
how... how does that work?
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
oh
he's sick Kalim
Kalim Al-Asim
ooooh!
oh :(
Riddle Rosehearts
Call me a fiddle because I'm a riddle.
Bring forth the grain for it does not cause pain.
Fruitloop swan
what
Riddle Rosehearts
I don't know either.
Those words merely went in my mind.
Jade Leech
Riddle-san. 😊
Riddle Rosehearts
...
Azul Ashengrotto
?
Jade, what happened?
Jade Leech
It seems Riri has went to class while feeling unwell.
Riddle Rosehearts
I'm not unwell???
Jade Leech
Ah, but your messages here implies it, no?
Riddle Rosehearts
...No—.
Riddle Rosehearts went offline.
Jade Leech
Worry not.
I have him handled.
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
I don't trust ur words 'handled'
Jade Leech
That is one word, Jamil-san. 😊
———
[7:20am]
"PUTANGINA MO, JADE LEECH!" Riddle wiggled profusely, cussing in one of the Coral Sea's official language. Jade was just smiling, carrying the red head on his shoulders—not caring about him cussing.
Although, the other mer who arrived was looking at the red head like he was an alien that crash landed in their classroom, and therefore left to rethink their whole life.
The eel carried a screaming red head out of the classroom a few minutes after their other classmate left. He handed Riddle a handkerchief; the red head blinked, wanting to ask why Jade handed him that. He stopped himself when he felt wetness dripping from his nose. "Ah..."
The red head grumbled, accepting the handkerchief and mumbling a thank you to the eel. Before he reverted back to cursing Jade's name while said eel was unbothered by his classmate's action.
After a few minutes did they finally reach the infirmary. The one inside looked up from hearing the bell ring, Jade hummed in surprise as to see who it was. "Ortho?"
The humanoid robot gave him a smile, his eyes turning into a crescent moon shape. He waved at both of them. "Greetings, Jade Leech-san and Riddle Rosehearts-san! What can I do for you freshmen?"
The red head removed the handkerchief around his face, nose sniffling. "It's nothing, Jade just thought I was sick."
"Then is what Jade Leech-san thought correct? Based on the fact, you two are here." Ortho responded, looking at the red head avoid eye contact with him. Riddle grumbled, putting the handkerchief around their mouth once again. Ortho laughed slightly. "I will take that as an agreement then."
The red head huffed; yelped when the eel dropped them from his shoulder. Jade had a look of innocence when Riddle gave him a glare. "And I thought I was meant to be a patient?"
"Oh, my apologies," He placed a hand to his chest. "I had thought you were not ill like you said." Ortho clapped his hands before the red head could have a retort with the eel.
The two stared at the humanoid robot for a few moments before they properly stood still. "You two came here to see if Riddle Rosehearts-san is sick, correct?"
"Oh, no," The eel shook their head, turning their body to the direction of the door. "I'm just here to drop off Riddle then I will go back to class because I know he is ill."
The humanoid robot watched the eel wave at the red head with a calm and amused smile on their face; existing the door. Whilst said red head was flipping them off with both their fingers.
When Jade was out of view, the red head coughed into their fist in embarrassment. "My apologies for you having to see that side of me."
Ortho giggled, waving it off as some silly interaction between friends. "Okie dokie! If you will, please go lay back on one of the beds, Riddle Rosehearts-san!"
———
[9:42am]
[Riri 🌹 --> ???]
???
Riri!
(/≧▽≦)/
~~
[12:32pm]
???
Are you sick?
If you don't answer within the next minute, I will assume you are sick.
OMS U R SICK D:
Riri 🌹
I didn't even get to respond???
???
HOLDUP I'LL GO TO NRC
Riri 🌹
WHAT?!
RIELLE, THAT'S UNNECESSARY!
???
UNNECESSARY ON MY MOM'S NEW GRAVE
I'M GOING TO NRC AND THAT WILL BE FINAL
Riri 🌹
RIELLE!
???
LALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUU
Riri 🌹
Idiot.
You don't know where the infirmary is.
???
...
Oh right
can u tell me?
pretty please?
let ur favorite cousin visit?
wait I AM your favorite right?
nvm can I visit?
pls pls pls?
Riri 🌹
...Fine.
———
[12:40pm]
"Whatcha doin'?" Rielle looked behind him in startlement, staring at Chen'ya who was grinning from ear to ear. The red head hastily turned his phone off before fully facing the cat. "Chen'ya, need anything?"
"I dunno," Chen'ya flopped next to him before laying his head on the mer's lap. "What about nya?" He grabbed a strand of Rielle's hair, staring at the redness of it. "You looked like you wanna sneak out."
"Well," Rielle let out an awkward laugh, caressing the cat's purple hair. "I do wanna sneak into NRC, y'know."
The cat gave him a wide eyed look before removing himself from the mer's lap; sitting next to him. He leaned forward to Rielle's face—who shifted to move away, the cat's tail flickering from his back. "Yah sure?"
"Yes?" Rielle responded, looking extremely uncomfortable with the position the cat had them in. "I'm going to see Riri."
"Riri..." Chen'ya rolled the name in his tongue to see if it was familiar to anyway. For a few minutes, the mer watched him say the nickname; getting annoyed that they were wasting time instead of visiting.
"Sorry, Chen'ya, but," He stood up, breathing a sigh of relief when he got out of that position. "I really need to go now."
The cat subconsciously nodded at the mer's words; the latter sighed in relief of the former not piecing who he was talking about yet. He left, leaving Chen'ya to mumble the nickname for a few more minutes.
It finally clicked for the cat, snapping his head to the direction he swore he saw the red head walk to. He stood up from the seat, feeling someone grab his wrist.
Chen'ya looked behind him in annoyance, only to see someone looking at him with even more annoyance. Minajael pulled him close to him, patting the cat's hair—who hissed upon contact. "There you are, Chen'ya."
The cheshire plastered a grin on his face, grabbing Minajael's braid and twirling in his hand to pull him close. "Mina-minajael, what does nya want from meow?"
The prince stared at the Cheshire for a moment longer, before he bent down on one knee and carried him over his shoulder. The cat let out a startled noise, placing his hands on the other's shoulder—making him let go of the other's braid. "Mina-Minajael? What in Tartarus?!"
" Our teacher wanted you to participate in today's class due to your continuous absence," The prince said with a bit of exhaustion and annoyance in his voice. "I am sure you can do something as simple as that?"
Chen'ya grumbled, placing a hand under his chin to try and stabilize himself. Minajael made eye contact with an annoyed cheshire cat whose tail was smacking him on the face. "I'm surprised you're not teleporting yourself to somewhere."
"Even if I could," Chen'ya stuck out his tongue at the prince who now has a look of amusement at his action. "Yo'd try to fin' me any—way."
Minajael rolled his eyes fondly at Chen'ya's action. "Of course, teacher's orders, y'know." The Cheshire mimicked the prince's voice.
~~
[12:59pm]
Riddle furrowed his eyebrows when he felt something poke his cheek. He turned to the other side, hoping whatever was poking him would leave him alone. Unfortunately for him, it in fact did not.
For a few moments that felt like the hours of studying his mother forced him to do did he snap his eyes open to see who had been poking his cheek. He squinted his eyes to make out a red blob."Who the Woe...?"
"RIRI!" The red blob, that he now knew as Rielle, gave him a squeeze—enough to make him escape when he wants to. Rielle did frown upon contact but that disappeared when he hugged him back.
They seperated after a few moments, Rielle placed his hand on Riddle's forehead—feeling his temperature. "My, I did knew you were sick but I didn't think you'd be this sick."
They removed his hand from their forehead. "I'm surprised you actually came to visit. I thought you were bluffing."
"Why?" Rielle placed both his palms on Riddle's cheeks, squeezing and rubbing them—making the latter slightly embarrassed and annoyed. He then proceeded to wrap his hands around their neck, raising his hand to pat the other's head. "You know how much we love you, Riri. Especially me though."
Riddle hummed at his cousin's words, holding to the other's arm as a response. He let out a puff of air and rolled his eyes when he registered the words the other uttered at the last part. "I'm sure you do, Elle. I'm sure you do."
"Hey, it's true, y'know!" Rielle exclaimed, cheeks puffing up. "I literally became so close with you after our first meeting!"
"Hmh," They removed the hands wrapping around them, lying down to stare at the ceiling. Rielle sat at the bed next to their own, staring at them in worry. "You may stay, Elle. Update me on the 'You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated' group chat, alright?"
His face lite up upon hearing those words but didn't say anything and merely nodding, seeing as the other was about to fall asleep. He watched the other drift into the dreamland; he stood up to go to his bedside, adjusting the blanket to cover them. "Have a Wonderlandaful dream, Riri."
'What the Woe is that group chat name?'
———
[2:31pm]
[You're not ascending to sevenhood, you're just dehydrated]
Freaky eel
I think I js feel something
up my ass
Kalim Al-Asim
oh
uhm
ok
that seems... fun?
Fruitloop swan
*scratches head in wonder* whaaaaaaaatttttt
Kalim Al-Asim
IDK 😭
Azul Ashengrotto
...
What he meant to say was.
He did a very difficult trick and thus made his butt hurt.
Freaky eel
js say ass o(^▽^)o
Azul Ashengrotto
I would like to not respectfully but respectfully decline your offer on that and would like to pass it on to nobody.
Jade Leech
Hello, I'm Nobody and I accept that offer.
Say ass, Azul.
Azul Ashengrotto
Fuck off, you donkeys.
Kalim Al-Asim
y'all are frying me fr fr 😭🙏
Fruitloop swan
Kalim! Don't say that there are Mers here...
Jade Leech
Dear... You do know cannibalism is quite common under the ocean correct?
Fruitloop swan
shhhhhhhhhh......!!!!!
Riddle Rosehearts
Jade is correct actually! (。>‿‿<。)
Freaky eel
... Are me eyes deceivin' me?
Jade Leech
Great, you became a pirate...
But also what?
Ruffian
i sense OOC riddle up my ass
HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
my phone's been vibrating nonstop
WTF do you guys want?
Kalim Al-Asim
BACKREAD
THERE'S AN OOC RIRI
Riddle Rosehearts
! :0
you guys call him Riri too?!
𝕵𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖑
...perhaps I'm stuck in a dream made not of my own volition
Riddle Rosehearts
nope! (≧▽≦)
u r currently conscious as of now (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Fruitloop swan
I don't like this riddle
where's the Riddle that would insult me??
Riddle Rosehearts
oh you must be that silver guy Riri talks about
based on how you text... he was right. You are a fruitloop
Fruitloop swan
...
Freaky eel
HAHA 🫵
ur still called a fruitloop by someone we don't even know 😂🙏
Jade Leech
You're an unc for using this 😂 emoji
Kalim Al-Asim
ngl... I agree honestly
Riddle Rosehearts
back on the og topic at hand! Cannibalism is actually quite normalized in the Coral Sea! However, there are rules about it as well!
You can only eat the same specie as yourself when it can't talk or just a fish form! And you cannot eat another merfolk
...If I remember from what my tutor taught me. Genuinely been a long time honestly ( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ )
Azul Ashengrotto
Of course.
But, if I may ask, who even are you using Riddle-san's phone?
Riddle Rosehearts
oohhhh! I'm his cousin! (≧▽≦)
if you don't believe me you can ask him when he's awake from his nap o(〃^▽^〃)o
and besides I know three of you guys here personally!
Kalim Al-Asim
OOOHHH :0
I didn't Riddle had any cousins!
Riddle Rosehearts
He in fact does(。>‿‿<。)!
Ruffian
oh sevens...
they're multiplying
Jade Leech
Replying to and besides I know...
?
Riddle Rosehearts
don't worry about it <( ̄︶ ̄)>
Azul Ashengrotto
I'm... just going to worry about it.
Riddle Rosehearts
Don't worry about it (•‿•)
Notes:
Sorry for dissapearing lol I got sick that would resurrect itself whenever I think I feel better at the end of the day and made me miss last week's classes... Like Monday to Friday
