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Chapter 11

Notes:

xy's character is v interesting... i don't think he would've turned out the way he did if there had been more resources available to him & if people had been more affectionate and understanding rather than being so eager to use him. if wwx had grown up as coldly as xy did, would he still have become the same empathetic, self-sacrificing, loving person? one wonders.

note: in china, there are different meanings for ring placements. if a man wears a ring on his left middle finger, that means he's in a relationship or... engaged

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

lan zhan (Sparkling Heart )

Are you sure you are fine alone?

lan zhaaaaan we've already talked about this!

i'll be okay!!!

It has been two years.

But it still unsettles me, remembering what he did. I could have lost you again.

I think, in some ways, I am still afraid.

i know

i know, i'm sorry

but i need to do this. i think i'm ready now

and i'm already inside lol

i'll be back in the car before u even start to miss me!!

I always miss you, Wei Ying.

Take your time. I will be waiting.

(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )


Yi City Cinerarium

XUE YANG
That the next life will be kinder; that love and understanding will find you.

hey, xue yang.

it's been 2 years since you died, but i still don't really know what to say to you.

right now as i'm writing this, lan zhan's waiting in the car. usually when i visit people to pay my respects, like my parents and uncle jiang and madame yu, i write the notes beforehand. for some reason, the words wouldn't come for you. so i guess i'll try to write something meaningful while sitting on the floor in front of you.

you know what? i think the first thing i want to say is fuck you! because this morning i woke up next to lan zhan (well, more like lan zhan woke me up), and even though we've been dating for two years and i've shared a bed with him pretty much every one of those nights, i still think i'm incredibly lucky. also, according to certain doctors i tried my very best not to listen to, i'm lucky to be waking up at all. so fuck you, xue yang. every new memory i make with the ones i love, every second i spend with lan zhan, every damn moment of every damn day is precious to me. and you wanted to take that all away. fuck you! fuck you, dude! wow!

okay, i might be angrier than i thought, even after 2 years. that's why i'm here.

i feel like another thing i want to say to you is i'm sorry. i looked into you a while ago and what i learned was really... i don't know. i know you hated people pitying you. you wouldn't want my pity. but you lost so much at a young age and the world just kept taking from you. that doesn't justify what you did to me, but i think now i really understand why you were so desperate. i'm sorry that i was the only one who was kind to you. i'm sorry that you didn't get the help you needed. i'm sorry that everyone's arms pushed you away when they should've held you. and i'm sorry that you died like that. i know that you wanted to take care of me and protect me from people who didn't "appreciate" me. you were trying to make me happy the only way you knew how. xue yang, possession and control isn't how you love someone, and it's a little heartbreaking that no one taught you differently. i guess i'm sorry about that too.

i think what i want you to know most of all is that i'm happy. i really am. i honestly didn't know that i would ever be this happy!! so if you were worried about me, you don't have to be. i'm really really happy. i don't know about reincarnation or alternate universes or whatnot, but if there are things like that, i hope that you're happy too. i hope that your next life will be kinder, and that you'll find love and understanding and open arms.

i'm not sure if i'll come visit again. i think i might. until then, i also hope that, wherever you are right now, you're better than you were here. maybe you found your parents. maybe you met mine. sorry if mom slapped you!

— wei ying

CALL CONNECTING...
CALL FAILED TO CONNECT

Xiongzhang

Wangji, sorry I missed your call! I was with some clients so my phone is on silent mode.

I'm free now. Did you want to talk about something?

Mm. I will call you.

CALL CONNECTING...

LAN XICHEN: Wangji?
LAN ZHAN: Xiongzhang.
LAN XICHEN: What did you want to talk about?
LAN XICHEN: Aren't you at the cinerarium right now?
LAN ZHAN: Wei Ying could tell that I was... uncomfortable with going in. So I am waiting in the car while he pays his respects.
LAN XICHEN: Ah, I see.
LAN ZHAN: Xiongzhang.
LAN XICHEN: Hm?
LAN ZHAN: I am going to ask Wei Ying to marry me.
LAN XICHEN: Oh!
LAN ZHAN: Xiongzhang, are you alright?
LAN XICHEN: Yes, yes, I just choked on my tea, haha!
LAN XICHEN: That's wonderful news, Wangji! When do you plan on proposing?
LAN ZHAN: Wei Ying's birthday is in a few days.
LAN XICHEN: Ah... So... That evening?
LAN ZHAN: Mm.
LAN XICHEN: Ah... A-Li was right...
LAN ZHAN: ...Xiongzhang, did you and Jiang Yanli place bets on when I would propose?
LAN XICHEN: Ahaha! Wangji!
LAN XICHEN: ...Yes.
LAN ZHAN: Xiongzhang.
LAN XICHEN: Just a bit of harmless fun, Wangji!
LAN XICHEN: Is there any chance I can convince you to wait 'til the morning after Wei Ying's birthday to propose?
LAN ZHAN: No.
LAN XICHEN: It was worth a try.
LAN XICHEN: Ah, well, at least I won't owe Jiang Wanyin. He said that Wei Ying would be the one to propose, and that it would be in the spring. Can you believe that?
LAN ZHAN: Xiongzhang. The three of you staked real money on this?
LAN XICHEN: More than just the three of us! A-Li will be swimming in money at the end of the week, haha.
LAN ZHAN: Xiongzhang.
LAN XICHEN: Sorry Wangji, I have a meeting coming up in a few minutes! Call me later if you want to continue discussing your proposal.
LAN XICHEN: And good luck!
LAN XICHEN: Also, if you feel too tired after Wei Ying's birthday celebration, remember that waiting until the next morning is an option!
LAN ZHAN: It is not.
LAN XICHEN: Haha! Of course it isn't!
LAN XICHEN: Goodbye, Wangji!
LAN ZHAN: Goodbye, Xiongzhang.

CALL ENDED


All my homies hate Ozai
@Firel0rdZuk0 So I think I saw WWX & LWJ at a cafe today?? No pics (I wanted to respect their privacy) but please believe me when I say that they took turns feeding each other bites of cake and then left holding hands. Excuse me while I cry.
2:34 PM - 25 Oct 2022 267 470 835

Kagome-sama
@tokyoekidesu @Firel0rdZuk0 i believe u and i am also crying :')
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diablo diego
@diegoz_666 @Firel0rdZuk0 if #wangxian break up I'm gonna lose all faith in love fr (Loudly Crying Face )
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xiaohui chen
@cxh_luv_8 @diegoz_666 there's no way in hell that they'll ever break up lol they're both whipped. my cousin worked as a techie on the untamed and said that they were like planets constantly gravitating towards each other... and that was months before they officially announced they were dating.
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r/TheUntamed

THE UNTAMED SEASON 2 OFFICIAL TEASER PHOTOS
posted 4 days ago by hufflepuff-will
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An-Extra-Greeting 46 points · 4 days ago
How the hell are these 30-somethings still so HOT

911szorcza 273 points · 3 days ago
if i told lwj that i want him to step on me i think he would be very concerned and confused and he obv wouldn't do it but oh my god i want him to step on me

yohan-k2 159 points · 2 days ago
meanwhile if you asked wen qing or jiang cheng to step on you they would do it without hesitation lmao those two are RUTHLESS

THE UNTAMED SEASON 2 TEASERS!
posted 2 days ago by hufflepuff-will
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Waffle-Flop 273 points · 2 days ago
I knew this was coming and I didn't think I could get any more excited but holy shit I'M SO EXCITED!

recoveringhighschooler 260 points · 2 days ago
det. wei and det. lan's desks are next to each other now???? oh my god they were deskmates...

Trisssstan 498 points · 2 days ago
Carp Tower Prod., there was absolutely no need for you to include so many clips of Det. Wei flirting with Det. Lan... but this humble servant thanks you for your generosity :)))

bludbend1ng 159 points · 2 days ago
ctp really said "we're gonna give the gays everything they want" and we love them for that (◡‿◡✿)

serena_seraph 33 points · 2 days ago
I wonder if CTP/Jin Guangyao will have them get together in this season? I mean, WangXian have been dating for ~2 years and they're probably the most popular/established celebrity couple these days... Plus their chemistry in the show is soooo good!!!! I think 99% of fans are completely on board with Wei/Lan happening so why not???

asuyf27 26 points · 2 days ago
@jgy make them gay, u coward

KaedisDriving 21 points · 2 days ago
WTF? So 1% of TU fans DON'T want Wei/Lan?? Y'all buggin ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮

Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli

Hello. When are the both of you available? There is something I would like to discuss.
Jiang Wanyin
I'm still in japan. I'm coming back on saturday night
Is it urgent?
Jiang Yanli
Did A-Xian set fire to the kitchen again??
It is not a pressing matter.
Wei Ying did not set any fires because he is banned from the kitchen.
I would like you both to know that I am planning on proposing to Wei Ying soon.
Jiang Wanyin
Fuck
Jiang Yanli
Wangji!!! That's wonderful news!!!
Jiang Wanyin
Not a pressing matter my ass
Glad i gave you the shovel talk last year instead of having to do it over text right now
You already know you have our blessing or whatever
Jiang Yanli
Of course!!
What's your proposal plan?
I will privately ask Wei Ying in our home after his birthday celebration.
How much money does Xiongzhang owe you?
Jiang Yanli
A-Huan already told you about the bet?
Don't worry, no one's going broke! And I already plan on donating my winnings to a charity of your choice (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )
You expect the value to be so large that you already know you will donate it?
Jiang Wanyin
So many people are involved in this thing
I don't think you want to know the number of zeros in the amount that jin guangyao bet. It's obscene
Thank god i'm only losing 500 yuan. I was so sure that wei wuxian was going to pop the question first
Damn
Jiang Yanli
Better luck next time, A-Cheng! (Face With Tears Of Joy )
Jiang Wanyin
What next time is there? A-ling??? That kid can't even look at a woman without spontaneously combusting
What more can you expect when his dad is the peacock
Anyway, lan wangji. You've had our blessing to marry wei wuxian for a while now, not that you needed it
Jiang Yanli
A-Huan and I always thought that an autumn wedding would be best! (Smiling Face With Heart-Shaped Eyes ) What do you think, Wangji?
I am amenable to it if Wei Ying is.
Jiang Wanyin
Do you think wei wuxian cares? He'd probably elope with you right now if you asked him to
But don't ask him. A-jie wants me and wei wuxian to have the biggest, most obnoxious weddings ever so she can document every second of them
Jiang Yanli
This is true! (Face With Tears Of Joy ) And A-Huan would agree with me!
Jiang Wanyin
Fuck i just remembered that wei wuxian bawled at your wedding and he wasn't even the one walking down the aisle
Lan wangji, i hope you're ready to deal with his whiny ass for the rest of your life
It will be an honor.
Jiang Yanli
Awww, Wangji! (Smiling Face With Heart-Shaped Eyes ) You two are so sweet!!!
Jiang Wanyin
As much as i hate to say it you guys are perfect for each other
But that still made me want to vomit

r/wangxian

Please be respectful of WWX and LWJ's privacy and relationship; DO NOT STALK/HARASS THEM FOR PICTURES OR VIDEOS!

[2022.10.27] wangxian at a korean restaurant in yiling
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28 Oct 2022: LWJ playing the guqin on WWX's Instagram story !
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Soooo when do y'all think they're getting married??
posted 11 hours ago by Bowl-4
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Lovelyin 125 points · 10 hours ago
Ideally? Right now. Realistically? I have no idea.

eatadakimasu 17 points · 10 hours ago
uhhh idk dude they're not even engaged, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ugottaelevate 29 points · 10 hours ago
They've been dating for around 2 years and they've also known each other since they were teenagers, so I feel like they could get engaged any day now???

1000huskiesplz 6 points · 9 hours ago
LOL My sister and her husband were high school sweethearts and dated for 6 years before getting married. On the other hand, my friend met a guy at a bar 11 months ago and they just got engaged. It really depends on the couple!

Southern-Biscuits-n-Gravy 13 points · 9 hours ago
IDK but I hope they stay together!!! They're my fav celeb couple because they're super sweet to each other and obviously really in love... Wishing that it lasts!! <33

sryihaveanandroid 8 points · 9 hours ago
yeahhh hopefully we can avoid a brangelina situation lol i really thought those two would make it but i guess their relationship wasn't as strong as they made everyone think it was...

Cheemaex 3 points · 8 hours ago
rip to brangelina but wangxian is different :)) noah fence

wild n untamed (Smiling Face With Sunglasses )

lan jingyi (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )
uhhh xian-gege what time did u say we could come over again??
dinner's at 6:30 so u can come then or earlier to just hang out~
@everyone pls come early if u can!!
lan zhan won't let me do anything bc it's my bday so i'm bored out of my mind rn watching him clean the house ughh
oh a-yuan's coming at 5 btw
lan jingyi (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )
cool i'll be there then (Thumbs Up Sign ≊ Thumbs Up)
qing-jie (Sunflower )
Of course you will
not now, qing-jie!
lan jingyi (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )
huh
o hey now that i'm 18 can i have drinks???
jiang cheng (Purple Heart )
Since you're legal, the answer is unfortunately yes
You have to pace yourself though. The last thing we want to do is take care of a shitfaced teenager
lan jingyi (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )
YEEEEAAAHHHHHH
IT'S ON, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
xian-gege make sure there's emperor's smile!!!! i wanna try it!!!!
dear god
nie huaisang (Rose )
Why am I getting the feeling that Jingyi won't pace himself...
qing-jie (Sunflower )
He'll have to if he doesn't want to make a complete fool out of himself in front of A-Yuan (Slightly Smiling Face )
nie huaisang (Rose )
Interesting... Maybe copious amounts of alcohol is actually a good idea (Winking Face )
lan zhan (Sparkling Heart )
No.
jiang cheng (Purple Heart )
If we continue this conversation I'M the one who'll need copious amounts of alcohol
wen ning (Sunflower )
Same (Smiling Face With Open Mouth And Cold Sweat ) This is my pure baby cousin we're talking about...
lan jingyi (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )
sorry what exactly ARE we talking about??
qing-jie (Sunflower )
I'm pretty sure A-Yuan is just as capable of corrupting Jingyi?
I also helped raise him, after all
ANYWAY i also invited song lan and xiao xingchen and they're bringing a-qing!!!!
nie huaisang (Rose )
I thought her group was on tour?
lan jingyi (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )
they had their last concert in brazil a couple days ago and just flew back
i'm excited!!
aw yeah, u must be excited to see her again! it's been a while, right? our a-qing is always so busy (Loudly Crying Face )
lan jingyi (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )
o yeah it's nice to catch up and stuff but a-qing said that she would teach me how to swear in portugese and i'm rly looking forward to that lol
lan zhan (Sparkling Heart )
Jingyi.
nie huaisang (Rose )
...
(Pensive Face )(Pensive Face )


"You're the best," Lan Jingyi slurs, head lolling to the side as Wen Yuan and Ouyang Zizhen try to coax him to put on his shoes. "I love you guys so much."

Next to Wei Ying, Jin Ling looks on in fascinated horror. "He's so drunk," he says. "He's so drunk, oh my God. I'm— Should I record this? Should I be recording this right now?"

Lan Xichen's mild smile is still fixed firmly on his face despite his obvious wince. "I imagine Jingyi would be quite embarrassed if you did."

"I looove you guys," Lan Jingyi says before Jin Ling can reply. He then spots Lan Xichen, whose smile is now rather strained, and gasps. "Baba! Baba, I love you too!"

"Baba loves A-Yi as well," Lan Xichen replies. He crouches down, gently peels Lan Jingyi's clumsy fingers from the tangled shoelaces, and quickly ties a neat bow. He straightens and gestures at Wen Yuan and Ouyang Zizhen, who gratefully hand over his stumbling son.

"Ready to go?" he asks, petting Lan Jingyi's unruly hair, and the boy's nose scrunches.

"Nooo," Lan Jingyi moans. "Have to tell Yuan-gege that I love him most!"

Wen Yuan looks like he wants to sink through the floor. Jin Ling looks like he very much regrets not getting any of this on camera. Wei Ying bites his lip and trains his eyes on the ceiling, praying for the strength to refrain from laughing until poor Jingyi isn't around to hear it.

Lan Xichen clears his throat and gives Wen Yuan a sheepish smile. "I apologize if he made you uncomfortable. All Lans are notorious lightweights." He nods at the frozen boys, cheerily wishes Wei Ying a happy birthday, and drags his son out the door with a strange twinkle in his eye.

"Don't," Wen Yuan says miserably when Wei Ying turns to him. His face is bright red. "Xian-gege, seriously don't."

"I won't say anything! Promise," Wei Ying says, holding his hands up in surrender.

Jin Ling, because he has no sense of self-preservation, cackles obnoxiously. "'Yuan-gege,' oh my God," he wheezes. Ouyang Zizhen makes a frantic cutting gesture across his throat as Wen Yuan's expression darkens. "I really should've recorded that, holy shit. Hey, Yuan-gege, what—"

The punch to the arm is unexpected but not undeserved. Jin Ling whines about it anyway.


Xiongzhang

Your troublesome nephew had too much to drink so I had to make a tactical retreat. I'm sorry that I can't wish you luck in person!

It is alright. How is Jingyi?

He's currently passed out in the passenger seat. I just buckled him in.

He'll be fine... But I hope he doesn't remember anything from tonight.

What did he do?

(Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes ) Ask my soon-to-be brother-in-law!

I did. Your soon-to-be brother-in-law laughed so hard he fell off the sofa. I cannot get an answer from him.

Ah...

Jingyi said that he loved his "Yuan-gege" most.

He says this to us daily. I do not see the issue. I thought you were done mourning your stolen position.

He said it in front of Wen Yuan and the rest of their friends.

Hm. I understand now.

Hopefully he will not remember in the morning.

Yes, that would probably be best.

I'm going to get on the road now. Good luck, Wangji! (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes ) You know he will say yes.

Hm. Thank you, Xiongzhang. Drive safe.

(Thumbs Up Sign ≊ Thumbs Up)


By ten o'clock, the few remaining guests have left, aware that it is very late by the rigid Lan sleep standards. After walking his sister's family to their car and squeezing Jin Ling into one last hug, Wei Ying immediately starts collecting the dirty dishes. He's the kind of person who believes that tonight's mess should be cleaned up by tomorrow's Wei Ying, but when he moved in with Lan Zhan, the other man had made his disapproval of that practice very clear.

Wei Ying turns on the sink faucet and sluices hot water over the sauce-covered dishes. "You know, you might be on to something, Lan Zhan!" he calls over his shoulder. "If I clean up now, that means I won't have to scrape crystallized food off our plates in the morning. Who knew?"

"Wei Ying." Lan Zhan's voice trembles slightly.

The other man frowns and rolls up his sleeves to tug on the dishwashing gloves. "Okay, I know I'm not supposed to be in the kitchen, but I'm washing dishes, not blowing anything up!"

"Wei Ying." There's a muted thud. "Turn around."

Wei Ying turns around. Lan Zhan is down on one knee on the kitchen floor, holding out a small black box. Inside, two shining silver rings are nestled on a plush cushion. Wei Ying drops the gloves.

"Lan Zhan...?"

"Wei Ying." Lan Zhan's golden eyes gaze earnestly up at him. "I love you. I love you more than I have loved anyone else. I do not expect this to change, because I love you more with every day that goes by. I have loved you since we were sixteen, and I will love you into the next life and every life after."

He takes a deep breath. "I do not know how to be without you anymore. I do not want to be without you. A-Ying," he says, and Wei Ying's heart completely melts. "Will you marry me?"

Wei Ying chokes back a sob as he nods, darting down and bowling Lan Zhan over with the force of his hug. "Yes!" he says, voice muffled in Lan Zhan's neck. He turns and kisses the extremely red earlobe next to his cheek. Lan Zhan's arms tighten around him. "Yes, Lan Zhan! I'll marry you."

As it turns out, the floor is not a very comfortable place to lie down on. Lan Zhan maneuvers them into a sitting position, and Wei Ying's breath catches at the sight of those sure hands closing around one of the rings. Lan Zhan's smile is small but radiant as he slips the ring onto Wei Ying's left middle finger, and it grows when Wei Ying returns the gesture.

"Wow," Wei Ying murmurs. "We— Wow. We're engaged."

"Mm." Lan Zhan looks unbearably fond.

Wei Ying buries his face in Lan Zhan's shoulder again. "We're engaged! And I love you so much!"

"Love Wei Ying too."

Wei Ying pulls back, knowing that his grin is so wide he probably looks deranged, but it doesn't matter because Lan Zhan loves him no matter what he looks like, and they're engaged. Holy shit. They're engaged. Wei Ying is engaged to the actual fucking love of his life.

They're silent for a moment, basking in their warm contentment.

Wei Ying clears his throat. "So," he says.

Lan Zhan cocks his head, eyes inquisitive. What the hell, Wei Ying loves him so much. "So," he parrots.

"An autumn wedding," Wei Ying says.

The other man's lips twitch. "Mm."

"That's like, almost exactly a year from now."

"...Is the current season not autumn?"

"Hah! Jie will kill me if she doesn't have at least six months to plan my wedding. But thanks, Lan Zhan, that was very funny."

"Hm."

"Um." Wei Ying chews on his bottom lip for a moment. "Just making sure— We're having sex after this, right? It's my birthday and you just proposed to me. I know it's way past your bedtime, but I really think you should fuck me."

Lan Zhan swallows. "That can be arranged."

Wei Ying pats his cheek. "Cool. Because I wanna blow you. But this floor is horrible on my knees, so we should probably move to the— ah!"

He lets out a delighted shriek of laughter when Lan Zhan gathers him up and stands in one fluid motion before nearly flying to the bedroom.

wei_wifi 3,726,894 likes
wei_wifi got engaged to the loml on my 35th bday and couldn't help but show off a little in a photoshoot i did the next day (Face Throwing A Kiss ) the official pics came in this morning and i really wanted to share this one! don't i look hot??? this old man's still got it (Winking Face )
View all 248,917 comments wangxian_5ever OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IS THIS REAL LIFE????? star.smmaia holy shit i hope i look as good as you when i'm 35! your fiance is one lucky sob (Clapping Hands Sign ≊ Clapping Hands)(Clapping Hands Sign ≊ Clapping Hands) congratulations on your engagement! wen.qing Of course you picked the photo where you're making bedroom eyes at the camera, you weirdo jiangcheng How could you make me read that disgusting caption with my own fucking eyes jing1 since uncle doesn't have ig i'll just comment this in his place: SHAMELESS!!!!!!! (Face With Look Of Triumph )(Face With Look Of Triumph )(Face With Look Of Triumph ) jing1 also congrats again gege i love u (Loudly Crying Face ) November 5, 2022


Notes:

here we are a month later! thank you all for making it to the end with me :') this is my first chaptered fic, my first experimentation with html/css, and my second time writing wangxian, so i can't tell you how nervous i was to put this thing out there. but the support has honestly been overwhelming in the best way possible! i was so encouraged by & thankful for your comments :) i'm not super active on ao3 so i don't really respond to comments ;; BUT i try to read every single one!!

if you're interested in writing a social media fic, you can find links to the resources i used on chapter one. also, there's a lot of world-building stuff that i couldn't justify shoving into the fic, so if you have any questions about the characters/'verse, i'm happy to answer them!

again, thanks so much for reading! i hope that this silly story was able to bring you even a fraction of the joy it brought me to write it ♡

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