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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 6 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 15 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Evolution Doesn't Stop Because of Space Travel by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Jan 2026
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Air is a big issue in space, as one might imagine.
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- Part 16 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
GUI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
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- Bookmarks:
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What Christmas Means To Me by TaraLaurel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
29 Sep 2024
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Tim tried to believe, if only for a little while. In kindergarten, his class had written letters to the big man...Tim's was only one sentence long.
"I want mommy and daddy home for Christmas."
They'd been in Egypt through New Year's.
He wrote again in first grade.
"Please let mom and dad be home for Christmas."
And in second.
"Please, if you are real at all, can you bring my parents home for Christmas?"
He hadn't really truly believed in the mythological man, but boy had he wanted to. Boy had he tried.
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When at a Wayne Enterprises Christmas Gala, Tim meets "Santa". Reluctantly, Tim asks him for what he's always wanted for the holidays - to be with his family. He just might get his wish, even if it's not exactly in the way he would have ever imagined.
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- Part 3 of Batfamily Christmas Stories
- Part 9 of Tim Joins BatFam AUs
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It was only a matter of time before CPS crossed the threshold of Wayne Manor. It comes as a surprise to no one that a bachelor billionaire, a British butler, and a circus kid doesn’t check all the boxes.
He knew he didn't deserve kids…especially not a kid like Dick, who was quickly proving to be the most selfless being Bruce had ever encountered. He didn't deserve it, and yet he found himself wanting. Bruce liked this. Dick had put new air into his and Alfred's lungs. What would he do if CPS found him unfit? What would happen to Dick?
"Fortunately, he has the city's most ardent defender at his beck and call," Alfred said evenly, a kind raise of his brow softening the dry sarcasm.
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- Part 5 of Bruce & Dick: Progression
Bookmarked by taroooo
17 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Stunning characterization of baby dick! Bruce and Alfred are good as well, but Dick is the star of the show.
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Your Name Is Tim
You are safe here. If you are scared, that is okay. If you do not remember anything, that is okay too. Call any of these numbers, they will answer and they will explain everything.
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After Tim sustains a significant head injury, he goes through phases of amnesia and confusion and less commonly lucidity, and both he and his family have to work out ways to mitigate his symptoms while not knowing if this is simply his new normal, and they find that what helps most is a note he keeps in his pocket that he has trained himself to look for even when he doesn't remember why.Series
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Tim tries to gaslight his way into the batfamily.
Bookmarked by taroooo
17 Aug 2026
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For the first time ever, Tim needs an adult.
So Tim resorts to the only option he has left: Blackmail.