sl1nkie
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'As Jon realised he wouldn’t be getting answers, and worried his ruckus will cause other employees to come up to the office, Jon decided to just open the door.
What he found was most peculiar. Elias was sleeping soundly on his desk, using some coffee stained documents as a pillow.'
Elias literally worries himself sick.
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A shot in the heart doesn't make it unbreak by sl1nkie
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 May 2024
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It was Jon’s turn to get to spoil his partner tonight. The Archivist was Curious. They hatched a plan.
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That Awkward Feeling When You Swap Bodies with Your Eldritch Boss by sl1nkie
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 May 2024
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Turns out, Jon did recognise the body he was currently moving around. It was his boss’s.
AKA Jonelias Bodyswap fic >:3
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your parasympathetic nervous system reacts, and you're in fight-or-flight mode by sl1nkie
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Apr 2023
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Jon is starving. Not to death, though, that would be too easy.
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"An enormous set of stairs, leading up to an equally enormous door. The door had fallen off of its hinges, long gone were any caretakers for this castle.
He began his climb."
Or: Bently Quillson, explorer, and his first time in the Nether.
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Slinkies Oneshots and Other Learning Experiences by sl1nkie
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 May 2024
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MIDI (Music Invented by Digital Intelligence) by Anonymous
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)
15 Jul 2024
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Based on the “V1 is the creator of ULTRAKILL’s music” theory. V1 has spent a lifetime writing songs for itself, because music makes it fight more efficiently (and definitely not because it finds it fun). It didn’t intend for anyone to ever discover this, but as with many things, Gabriel proves to be an exception.
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Bookmarked by sl1nkie
02 Jun 2026
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Jon takes his growth as the Archivist into his own hands.
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Will had not been gorged, plucked, and drowned yet. Not in the way the birds had been. But Hannibal had. Entirely. Repeatedly. Every time Will’s eyes settled on him, something submerged. Every look pressed deeper, flooded him further, filled places he had once kept dry through discipline alone. Will did not need Armagnac. He did not need flame. His attention was enough. He drowned Hannibal slowly, tenderly, without touching him at all.
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A fic that takes place after Hannigram eats their ortolans. <3
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- Part 2 of Precious Moments
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01 Mar 2026
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“Many travelers feel nervous about accepting rides for the same reason,” Hannibal says. “There is uncertainty on both sides of the equation. I have no way of knowing if you’re dangerous, just as you have no way of knowing if I’m, say–” He hesitates, licking his lips, and pushes the envelope. “A serial killer, for example.”
Will snorts his laughter, shifting to tuck his hands under his arms. “Come on,” he says, turning his head to look over at Hannibal. “The chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.”
Inspired by the tweet. You know the one.
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Bookmarked by sl1nkie
27 Jan 2026
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Reliving the same day over and over sounds a little like hell to Stan. Enough to drive even a sane man crazy.
So luckily for him, he's not the one doing it.
Bookmarked by sl1nkie
26 Apr 2025