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Martin's Wandering Lighthouse by kali_asleep
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types
30 Jul 2026
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In which Jonathan Sims, archival assistant at The Watcher King Mangus' Institute for Magical Preservation and Study, is mistaken for The Archivist, put under a curse, meets a wizard and, possibly, falls in love.
(A Howl's Moving Castle AU for Jonmartin Week 2024)
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Filling in the Blanks by kali_asleep
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Jul 2024
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After having their memories returned, John and Martin begin their tenuous roles as "externals" working with the O.I.A.R. Along with Sam, they'll investigate who or what Augustus is and the O.I.A.R.'s connection to The Magnus Institute. But with every mystery solved, another rears its ugly- and sometimes dangerous - head.
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- Part 2 of For the Trees
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Suddenly he's in year nine English class again, reading Romeo and Juliet and swooning over the press of palms, an indirect kiss.
(Five times Jon and Martin shared a first kiss, plus one)
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Pieces of You by kali_asleep
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
17 Mar 2024
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It's a given that nothing about Sam's job is "normal." But suddenly, case files keep cropping up regarding entities going by "John" and "Martin." And what's more, Chester and Norris having been going haywire, showing up in the same files, talking over one another, and reading off things that aren't there. Alice has told Sam not to get involved, but as the unusual cases keep cropping up, the OIAR team can't help but wonder: what does FR3-d1 want with two strangers who just seem to be trying to live a regular life?
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- Part 1 of For the Trees
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-Martin's beginning to suspect that Peter Lukas lacks a real sense of creativity. After half an hour in a club filled to the brim with attractive, carefree strangers, Martin feels more alone than he would wallowing on any cold, foggy beach.-
An experiment: Martin tries to disappear on a crowded dance floor. A variable: Jon finds him. The results are... statistically significant.
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For the Trees by kali_asleep
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
25 Jul 2024
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One hundred different ways. To fall in love. To save the day. To discover who you are.
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"I would like to write you so simply, so simply, so simply. Without having anything ever catch the eye, excepting yours alone" - Jacques Derrida, La Carte Postale
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Project: Bug-A-Boo by chassecroise (rhapsodyinpink), darkavenue (orphan_account), Heartfiliadaydream, JABell, kali_asleep, KasumiAFKGod, Megatraven, mimosaeyes, noblegambit, projectml, TheParlourPoet
Fandom Miraculous Ladybug
31 Oct 2016
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Izuku's quirk is simple, it tells him exactly what he needs to do.
It tells him to grab an umbrella and that afternoon it rains unexpectedly. It tells him to bring cash and it turns out the card reader is out of order.
His quirk tells him to rob a bank.
Well, why not?
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Does the name All for One mean anything to Izuku? Nope.
Will he tear down the empire of a powerful villain who has been terrorizing Japan for over a century anyway? Sure.- Language:
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Bookmarked by kali_asleep
22 Dec 2025
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After getting shot in the river and left for dead, Carpenter wakes up to find that the Trawler-man has dragged her down to his damp and shrimp-filled kingdom at last. Given the choice between taking some time to process her trauma, and tracking down her ex-god so she can kick him in the shins, Carpenter handles this situation in as healthy a manner as you'd expect.
A choose-your-own-adventure set immediately post-canon. Between anger and grief, forgiveness and catharsis, Carpenter finally gets the chance to say goodbye on her own terms.
Bookmarked by kali_asleep
31 Oct 2025
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Haven't finished TSV yet but will now be SPRINTING through the rest to finish and read this
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If asked what was the first work of Trent Crimm's he'd read, Theodore Lasso would have incorrectly answered An Aquarian Guide to Atlantis, IL.
Ted Lasso gets the opportunity of a lifetime when he's called to fill in for another director on a miniseries produced by Rebecca Welton. To their mutual surprise, Ted and Rebecca discover they're artistic soulmates, and work together to carve out a place in the film/television industry for themselves: Greyhound Productions.
Just as he's settled into his new life in London, Ted catches wind of a rumor that infamously reclusive novelist Trent Crimm may be auctioning the adaptation rights to one of his books after years of stubborn resistance. Ted (a long-time admirer of Crimm's weird, ergodic stories) cannot abide the thought of someone else directing a film adaptation. But Greyhound Productions doesn't have the money to bid against the big studios.
So, his mission is clear: Ted needs to find Trent Crimm and appeal to him directly.
Shame the man doesn't want to be found.
Bookmarked by kali_asleep
04 Sep 2025
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Chapter 4 and already changingy brain chemistry
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Love strikes like lightning - suddenly, when you least expect it, and it might kill you. Jonah Magnus thinks Martin Blackwood might be the End of him.
Bookmarked by kali_asleep
16 May 2025
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This fic changed my brain chemistry. Obsessive Jonah Magnus ugly pining after Martin was something I didn't know I needed in my life.
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After the end of the end of the world, Jon and Martin end up in the same place the Entities do—which is to say, everywhere. The problem is, they’ve never been everywhere before, and it’s not as easy as it looks. While they would very much like to help the innumerable worlds that they doomed to the predation of the Dread Powers, they don’t have much practice at influencing reality through spooky books, monsters, or spacetime manipulation. That doesn’t mean they don’t try their best.
Elsewhere, in one of these innumerable worlds, Jon finds a book. It tells him to fall in love, and also, to invest in a cement mixer.
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Bookmarked by kali_asleep
07 Oct 2024
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Downloaded for some hurricane reading hooobooooy