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Good Omens (TV) (73)
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On the Courtship Behaviours of Rival Scientists by 6000years, ad_astrah, crowleyscardigan, ireallyneedmoretea, kizzmo for LaudaddySmitten

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale and Crowley are rival freshwater biologists, each doing a study about Loch Ness. But, one of them is also a cryptozoologist who is looking for Nessie, while the other doesn't believe the monster exists. Sparks fly, but where will they lead?

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The Shell Game by GlitteringRock, ireallyneedmoretea for 77ckk

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale and Crawley visit Queen Nefertiti. Crawley causes chaos, and Fell the Marvellous makes his first appearance.

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A Private Affair by 6000years, goatmeal_craisin, ireallyneedmoretea, Spookysexy83 for AlwaysBeMyBaby

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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Tracy accidentally reveals that Crowley and Shadwell had a torrid affair years ago. Shadwell remembers it, but Crowley doesn't. What really happened after the holy water heist was called off?

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Knight of Swords by ireallyneedmoretea for OneDapperCat

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale returns to Camelot after meeting the Black Knight. He wishes that they had spent more time together.

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- Part 26 of Dapper's Deck
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Knight of Swords (Reversed) by ireallyneedmoretea for OneDapperCat

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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After Aziraphale's public humiliation at the hands of King Arthur, Crowley encourages Aziraphale to stay at his place.

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- Part 27 of Dapper's Deck
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Public Bookmark 96
Hold the Lift by CemeteryAngel725

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
13 Feb 2024
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Crowley just wants to get to work on time, but when he gets stuck in a lift with new guy Aziraphale, he ends up with a lot more than he bargained for. See, Aziraphale has this list of 36 questions...
A Good Omens Human AU gifted to Raena704 for the Good Omens After Dark Valentine Exchange event.

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26 Jul 2026
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[META] "Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous": a commentary on the Good Omens finale and endings that work even if they don't make you unequivocally happy by MeinirRhos

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jun 2026
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What it says on the tin. Written by a finale lover, but not out to change anyone's mind or get in any fights. These are some of my thoughts for those who are interested.

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Bookmarked by ireallyneedmoretea

15 Jun 2026
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[Podetry] I am Death, Creator of Worlds by Literarion

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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- Part 34 of [Podetry] Good Omens Podetry
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15 Jun 2026
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The Gang Watches Good Omens Season Three by MxMaxZephyrus

Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale and Crowley, along with Gabriel, Beelzebub, Eric, and Muriel sit down for a watch party of the Good Omens Finale. They aren’t impressed.

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12 Jun 2026
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The One-Week Husband by MissUnderstoodLyrics

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Nov 2025
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.

Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.

One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.

Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…

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01 Jun 2026

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