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With This Ring, Or Fate Intervenes by johnwickb1tsch
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
17 Mar 2016
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Marooned on a desert isle with a certain wobble-legged pirate, Elizabeth finds herself fighting for survival, and falling in love not with the legend of Jack Sparrow, but the man. Rescue is bittersweet, and in a devil’s bargain she trades herself to Norrington for Jack’s freedom. Will she become the Commodore’s wife, or will Fate intervene? Set during COTBP-ish... Sparrabeth with a little twisted Norribeth.
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- English
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- 58,795
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- 27/27
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15 Jun 2026
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Midnight Ride by piratemistress
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
18 Mar 2007
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Post-AU-AWE (but not AU). Horses. Moonlit nights. Daring rescues. Think chivalry, knights of old, age of sail, and Pirates of the Caribbean meets... the Old West? Five years after their adventures, Jack and Elizabeth meet again by chance. Good fortune or misfortune?
“Perhaps the only thing better than having a woman to himself tonight, Jack thought with a slow smile, would be having two women to himself.”
Bookmarked by curlycutie016
28 May 2026
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 172,892
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- 26/26
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- 5,737
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26 Oct 2025
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20 Aug 2025
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Clark Kent likes his editor, even if she's a little mean to him.
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14 Aug 2025
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Earmuffs and Other Unusual Delinquencies by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2024
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A Factual and Unexaggerated Account of the Numerous Undignified Crimes of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger
As told (in part) by Theodore Nott
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Bookmarked by curlycutie016
30 Dec 2024
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Of her lover’s many faults and arguable virtues, he's never late. So when 8 o’clock runs into 10, 12 ticks into 2, and Hermione's third note of rationally tempered concern flies unanswered back to sender, she panics.
“He's probably sick,” says Harry. “You both work in a hospital. The place where diseases live.”
“When has he ever,” says Hermione, “failed to advertise a twinge?”
Outside the Malfoy Manor gates, the grass is green.
Inside the fence—
“Go home,” says Harry gravely.
“Go to hell,” Hermione replies.
And because that is that, they plod up the drive and strain open the door to a landscape of ominous white.
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Bookmarked by curlycutie016
30 Dec 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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- 7,505
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Bookmarked by curlycutie016
07 Dec 2024
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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- 153,536
- Chapters:
- 44/44
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- 6
- Comments:
- 2,375
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Bookmarked by curlycutie016
02 Oct 2024
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Seven Sexy Tips for Catching the Eye of Your Dream Guy! by Paradisi
Fandoms: Archie Comics
24 Dec 2016
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Betty Cooper wasn't sexy.
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- English
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- 11,079
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by curlycutie016
25 Jul 2024
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Jughead and Veronica both lived in New York after high school and before they all moved back to Riverdale. They were never friends. But they weren’t strangers.
OR: What if Jughead and Veronica hooked up during the time jump when they both lived in New York?
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24 Jul 2024
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fleshed in the wife by thefudge
Fandoms: Dune (2021), Dune - All Media Types, Dune Series - Frank Herbert, Dune (Movies - Villeneuve)
15 Dec 2025
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It is liberating not to love.
(or Paul and Irulan's sexy failmarriage AU)
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- English
- Words:
- 53,618
- Chapters:
- 9/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 735
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- 2,677
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- 82,234
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16 Jul 2024
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Field Medicine by ephemera (incognitajones), incognitajones
Fandom Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
26 Oct 2023
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A canonverse AU in which Cassian is an intergalactic medical aid worker who keeps crossing paths with Jyn Erso, freelance war reporter.
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- 30
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24 Mar 2024
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It's a long journey after a cancelled bus.
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- 154
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25 Feb 2024
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The day after his infamous victory at the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter disappears without a trace.
When the rest of the world gives up their search, Hermione Granger, an up-and-coming investigative journalist, is determined to do what they couldn’t: find him.
After years of searching, she finally stumbles upon a clue that might just lead her to her best friend. She is determined to journey across Europe to solve the mystery and, naturally, write about it along the way. But when her intolerable co-worker Draco Malfoy is also assigned to the case, she must learn to set aside old grudges and accept their dysfunctional partnership in order to bring Harry home again.
A slow-burn enemies to lovers fic with mystery, adventure, and our two favorite idiots in love.
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- English
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- 150,673
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 35
- Comments:
- 1,194
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Bookmarked by curlycutie016
19 Feb 2024
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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 34
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- 1,046
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- 191,003
Bookmarked by curlycutie016
06 Sep 2023
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Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.
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- English
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- 85,240
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- 11/11
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- 3
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- 800
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Bookmarked by curlycutie016
04 Sep 2023
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Originally a standalone fic, the first installment has now spawned a trilogy because I've lost control of my life! Part 1 is a season 4 era slow burn; parts 2 and 3 explore AU versions of s5 and s6, respectively, where spuffy are in an established relationship throughout.
Parts 2 and 3 are planned/mostly written! Other fics in this universe, including missing scenes, bonus content, and possibly an AU s7 (but don't hold me to it) may be to come.
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- 161,695
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- 461
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08 Jun 2023
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(love me) as much as your heart can stand by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
08 May 2021
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Buffy Summers's foolproof plan for being large with the life again:
1. Break up with Spike
2. Spend more time with Willow and Dawnie
3. No, seriously, break up with Spike
4. Poetry??Or: Still aimless after being pulled from Heaven and caught up in a dark sexual affair with Spike, Buffy forms an unlikely online friendship with a sweet, lonely poet named William.
- Language:
- English
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- 50,956
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 167
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- 1,450
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- 459
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- 22,145
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07 Jun 2023
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean I won't try) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
25 Feb 2021
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Buffy is ashamed of him, Spike knows. But when no one else is around, she touches him like she could love him.
(In which Spike makes a damn good cup of coffee, watches a sunrise or two, and plays confidant to a Slayer who thinks dying to save the world would've been easier than this.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 86,855
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 2
- Comments:
- 445
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- 3,407
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- 1,111
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- 67,868
Bookmarked by curlycutie016
06 Jun 2023