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  1. Rec *

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    Marooned on a desert isle with a certain wobble-legged pirate, Elizabeth finds herself fighting for survival, and falling in love not with the legend of Jack Sparrow, but the man. Rescue is bittersweet, and in a devil’s bargain she trades herself to Norrington for Jack’s freedom. Will she become the Commodore’s wife, or will Fate intervene? Set during COTBP-ish... Sparrabeth with a little twisted Norribeth.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 17

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    Post-AU-AWE (but not AU). Horses. Moonlit nights. Daring rescues. Think chivalry, knights of old, age of sail, and Pirates of the Caribbean meets... the Old West? Five years after their adventures, Jack and Elizabeth meet again by chance. Good fortune or misfortune?

    “Perhaps the only thing better than having a woman to himself tonight, Jack thought with a slow smile, would be having two women to himself.”

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    28 May 2026

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    Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.

    After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.

    Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.

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    26 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 2

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    20 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 92

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    Clark Kent likes his editor, even if she's a little mean to him.

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    14 Aug 2025