corporealGlitch
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- Homestuck (9)
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Testosterone as a contraceptive and other Dave disasters by corporealGlitch for kittiecubz
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2026
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"It'd be so sad, man. So fucking sad. All the Daves and Karkats of the world weeping in misery by the tragic destiny of the Dave and Karkat that didn't get to fuck because they were too diligent about the logistics of inter species horizontal tango. Boo fucking hoo. Every time a davekat™ don't get to do the special embrace, a star dies I'm pretty sure. Did you know by the time we see those lil’ dudes in the sky, most have already died? and don't get me started on 'we are made of stardust' cause I couldn't give a rat's ass and either way we were made with ectobiologics so not even the fact I have a bellybutton makes sense. Anyways, yeah the short ver is that we should skip the bucket. It is me. I'll be your pail tonight."
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Karkat finds a pelt, a cute blond guy starts following him. Surely those events aren't related.
In a tiny rural town were fuck all ever happens, Karkat finds himself at the center of everything. -
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"Karkat is a skilled matchmaker who's never been able to find love for himself. When a nobleman of Derse is sent to his door under pressure to find the perfect partner for both himself and the land he's set to rule over, Karkat faces his biggest challenge yet - should the match not work out, it'll be him to blame. To make matters worse, he might just be catching feelings of his own." -
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He was tired of this shit. Nothing, not even the fact Kanaya let him stay in this cabin in the middle of nowhere, made it better. There was one time of the year when he was forced to isolate himself, to stay as far away as possible from everyone. Yeah, it wasn’t enough being a short firecracker or an omega, he just had to gooo and be cursed to be a motherfucking werewolf!
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Is love enough? Dave and Karkat are together but that doesn't mean they don't have issues, this fanfic explores social expectations and their feelings regarding their decision to live together.
Written for Davekat Fanzine 2022, posted here for Davekat Week 2022.
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A series of Davekat Au's by yours truly. All are (somehow) connected. Let me know if any oneshot caught your attention! I might add more chapters. I also accept requests.
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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13 Aug 2026
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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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01 Aug 2026
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Domestic Bliss and Other Luxuries by holdingbreaths
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.
Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.
Wade compliments him in a very particular way.
This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.
Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.
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25 Jul 2026
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"I love all your red flags, wife. They’re very festive."
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Arrested for negligence, discovered to be an impostor, and jailed for life. That was your fate had Dave Strider not bailed you out and taken you home with him. You don't know what his true intentions are, but your only way of escape is to do what you were hired to do.
As his private matchmaker, you'll do everything you can to find Dave a partner.
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Bookmarked by corporealGlitch
14 Jun 2026
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Your name is Karkat Vantas. And your life is so absolutely fucked you somehow ended up working for your pitch crush. You lost any hope of ever getting close to him. If it was a romcom, getting to be his secretary would only help you with that, but life is not a romcom.
Or is it now?
My fill for Davekat fan swap 2026
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Bookmarked by corporealGlitch
13 Jun 2026