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    Dex has always been shoved to the side.

    Fitz has always been placed on a pedestal.

    Neither of them know how to be okay with it.

     

    But when they wake up in each other’s bodies, they’re going to have to take a closer look at who they are and who they want to be—and maybe fall in love along the way.

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    Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"

    The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."

    Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).

    **Illustrations included in chapters 3-5

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    Michael Afton falls in a ball pit while trying to put his father down for good.
    When the hell did he wake up in the the 1950s and become William Afton's imaginary friend?

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    Michael Afton accidentally travels back in time and tries to stop his father from becoming the man behind the slaughter.
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    CONTENT WARNING: This fic gets very dark at times. Though there are definitely fun, light moments, the dark stuff can get graphic/explicit. This includes instances of: Child abuse, abuse, neglect, suicide ideation, suicide attempts, panic attacks, self-harm, dissociation, depressive episodes, graphic violence, murder, manic episodes, (drug-induced) hallucinations, depictions of PTSD, depression, anxiety, BPD and bipolar disorder, (reference to (but never depicted)) grooming, as well as use of drugs and alcohol, and explicit language. Please proceed w/ this information.

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