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    After the SQUIP Incident, Jeremy was forgiven. He should have been fine, his life had been balanced out. He had new friends, he regained his best friend, his dad was trying, he was doing well in school. Everything was okay. Everything was good.

    Jeremy didn't deserve it. Jeremy wished he was dead.

     

    (Alternately titled You Don't Just Walk Away From Traumatic Experiences Like A Manipulative Supercomputer Controlling Your Body Without Severe Repercussions, Jeremiah)

    edit 9/10/18 literally several months later and im doing cosmetic edits dont mind me

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together.

    1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine.

    2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary.

    Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.

     

     

    Part 1: Tea & Tenderness
    Part 2: Insomnia & Control Issues

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    11 Jun 2026

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    In the seaside kingdom of Orena, keeping a court merfolk within one's castle walls is not only a symbol of status - it's expected. King Lucifer is no exception, and when he's gifted a beautiful, crimson merman, he thinks this creature will be a wonderful addition to his currently empty aquariums.

    The only problem?

    This merman won't sing.

    This merman is spiteful and rude, and seems entirely ungrateful for the life he's been lucky enough to splash into. Lucifer needs to consider a few things: is Alastor really the problem, or is the entire system in need of upheaval?

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    26 May 2026

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    Vox and Alastor moved in together a few months ago, shortly after Vox crash-landed in Hell. Living with Alastor has opened Vox's eyes to a whole host of new ideas and possibilities, chief among them this: he had never before realized how angry it was possible to get at someone without his newly-rectangular head actually exploding.

    Alastor is messy. He won't keep a regular schedule, never reads the instruction manual before he turns something on, and careens through his Hellish life acting with complete disregard for - one might even dare say 'in outright contempt of' - the laws of God, physics, traffic, and home-owner associations.

    Things take a sharp turn when Vox staggers home from work after a difficult day to find his roommate wearing a sequined dress and demanding that he escort him to the entertainment district to fulfill a lost bet.

    AKA, the sexual-identity-crisis Radiostatic crossdressing fic that no one asked for and no one (especially Vox) wanted.

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    New Orleans, 1927. Alastor de Rivière, aspiring radio host with a penchant for jazz, rye, and “hunting” meets a man claiming to be the king of hell on one of the most inconvenient days of his life. But the man hasn’t come topside for his soul and wants his heart instead?! Alastor’s answer is of course no. Ha! As if “no” ever stopped the devil…

    Or the one where human!Alastor meets the literal devil after a summoning gone wrong, refuses to believe it, and accidentally ends up playing house with Lucifer for the next six years of his highly unconventional life until his own inevitable demise in 1933.

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    13 May 2026