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    Odysseus steps off the cliff, and opens his eyes to Troy. "Tartarus it is, then," he thinks.

    Odysseus steps off the cliff, and Athena unweaves his fate, refuses to let him go. "Try again, my friend," she murmurs, placing her divine mark upon his soul.

    In which Odysseus manages to haunt his own narrative, and tries to make the right choices this time around.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
    Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 27, words: 136k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 720, updated: Mar 27, 2004 published: Jan 17, 2004

    This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
    chapters: 60, words: 465k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 666, updated: Sep 13, 2008 published: Apr 11, 2004

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    "I think,” Scott decides on, “I’ve at least proven I’ve got some surprises up my sleeve.”

    A startled laugh bursts from Rozanov’s chest. “Yes. Yes, you have done that. I did not think you had it in you.” Before Scott can figure out if he should be insulted, Rozanov continues around his next puff of his cigarette, “Did not think anyone did. Good for you.”

    “Thanks.”

    Rozanov nods before frowning, like he still hasn’t said what he wants to say, but Scott’s content. What else is there for him to say?

    "I..."

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    28 May 2026

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    After a moment, Hayden pulls back. Then he hands her the phone—Shane’s phone.

    “I grabbed this when I was getting his stuff and I saw, well.”

    He looks away from Yuna, briefly glances at David, then looks away from him too. There’s an oddly guilty look on his face that has Yuna suspicious at once.

    “Um, has Shane told you guys about Lily?”

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    AKA, Yuna and David find out about Lily, Shane’s... girlfriend?, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.

    Featuring:
    - high Shane
    - Ilya angst
    - theories about who Lily could be
    - Yuna & "Lily" texting
    - identity shenanigans

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    26 May 2026