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    When Jamil Viper first met Kalim Al-Asim, he was given one command above all else: treat Lord Kalim as your god.

    Jamil thought it was figurative.

    He was wrong.

    Kalim isn’t some “secret heir” that was hidden away until now to protect him from assassinations and kidnappings. He’s a deity. An ancient god who saved the Asim Family Founder from dying in the desert and is the reason for their endless wealth now.

    Kalim is The Oasis Maker. His unfathomable magic can make it rain gold just as easily as water.

    But despite being able to defy the laws of reality itself, Kalim is mentally just a child – a sneaky runaway from the heavens who just wants to play in the mortal realm.

    To do so, Kalim must have a human anchor to keep him tethered to this world.

    Unfortunately, he chooses Jamil.

    Watch as Jamil endures the chaotic ups and downs of:

    -Corralling a childish but terrifying god with little restraint or social sense (and is ESPECIALLY protective and attached to Jamil)

    -Struggling to repress his own growing romantic feelings

    -Desperately trying to hide Kalim’s true nature from everyone (especially the suspicious eyes of those at NRC) and failing miserably

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Nah, Shane would be a terrible Traitor,” Ilya said. Ilya took hold of Shane’s face, squishing his cheeks and making his lips puff out like a fish. “Everyone look at this face. You really think he can lie?” Ilya yanked Shane’s face closer to him, making Shane stumble. Some of his ginger ale sloshed out of the can. “You think he can lie to me? Please.”

    Shane rubbed his cheeks with a frown once his husband released him. “Thanks, I guess.”

     

    OR: Shane and Ilya go on the very first MLH edition of The Traitors and chaos ensues.

    (Chapters will alternate between the full Traitors episode and the Twitter reaction)

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander can't stand being touched.

    Each touch leaves behind ugly marks and pain, and it's the reason why he never had a Dom or any serious relationship. His friends—and in particular Ilya Rozanov—propose a bet to find him a compatible Dom, someone whose touch doesn't burn.

    And it turns out that the most compatible person is much closer than one might think.

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    touch-starved feral cat Shane vs grumpy protective Ilya

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Flying down the ice, Ilya takes the puck around the back of the net and backhands it towards the farthest corner of the top shelf of the Metros net. It’s a nearly impossible shot, especially at this speed, but Ilya’s executed it perfectly. Surely not even Hollander could-

    Hollander’s glove whips out at a blinding speed and snags the puck out of the air, and Ilya snarls, hissed Russian profanity spitting between his clenched teeth.

    The score is only 1-0 in favor of the Metros. But that single goal might as well be worth 10 with how impossible it feels to match. All they need is one goal. One.

    But it seems like Hollander isn’t going to let them have it.

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    A Shane Hollander Goalie AU, inspired by a post I saw on Tumblr.

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    “Well. I came out to the team as gay a few weeks ago. Apparently they decided they’d rather spend their time calling me a ‘geisha whore’ and standing around than doing their fucking jobs,” Shane said, dejectedly. He kept his voice low as they got into position for the game to start so the ref wouldn’t hear. His eyes trained on the ground, ready for the drop. He couldn’t force himself to look at Ilya in that moment.

    “What.” Rozanov’s voice was low as he growled the word out.

    Shane braved a glance upwards, hoping he wouldn’t see more disgust. While he did find it in Ilya’s eyes, it seemed to also be mixed with a twinge of sadness and pure, unadulterated anger. Ilya let out a harsh puff of breath.

    Unsure of how Ilya felt about his confession, Shane went on, “Yeah it’s whatever man. Sorry, I shouldn’t have-“

    “No. You don’t apologize. Motherfuckers.”

     

    AU where Shane is slightly older than Ilya. Shane captains the metros while Ilya captains the centaurs. Shane tries to come out to his teammates and much to the horror of the centaurs, they do not take it well.

    Aka Ilya decides it’s time for Shane to learn what it means to be loved and supported… romance shall ensueee

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    12 Apr 2026

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