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    "Just to be absolutely clear," Grace says, bowling over whatever smug bullshit was about to come out of Ortiz's mouth, "I'm not going to be the other woman, and I'm not looking to sleep my way to tenure."

    He's quite possibly still too drunk for this. Or maybe he's not drunk enough.

    "I'm a grown man with a doctorate and I can make my own decisions," he tells Ortiz. "So, if you think I'm even considering it because I'm some—some sugar baby or—or you're looking for an easy lay because you're conveniently in another country, then you can take your napkin and room number shove them right up your ass."

    It's not the most persuasive as far as warnings go. Grace stutters his way through it and he's moving his hands too much, but Ortiz at the very least doesn't try to interrupt him this time. He is smirking, however, the lift of it caught in the rim of his glass he takes a sip of his drink, eyes never leaving Grace's.

    "Is that what you've been thinking about all these hours?" Ortiz asks him, conversational, like they're discussing bike lanes and Copenhagen's public transit system. "My ass?"

    A week at the UNESCO conference in Copenhagen, Denmark.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    "I was just having a… nice dream, and my body responded. It’s a… natural biological process.” Ryland makes the conscious decision to not tell Rocky what it’s called. “It’s related to reproduction, sort of."

    “Oh,” Rocky says. “Understand. Is biological process finished now, question?”

    Even through the filter of the computer voice, Ryland can pick up on Rocky's devious tone. He knows the answer to his question. Ryland had gone over basic human reproductive biology with him on like, day 25 of their relationship. Friendship? Whatever. And Rocky never forgets anything, so of course he knows he wasn’t “finished.” He can tell Ryland is embarrassed, and he’s trying to make it worse, for some reason.

    Well, it’s working. Despite his best efforts to remain neutral, Ryland is pretty sure he's blushing down to his chest.

    “Yes and no,” he finally answers, trying to ignore that despite everything that’s happened since he woke up, he’s still very hard in his underwear. He rubs at his face, trying to make the blush go away. “I’m… going back to sleep.”

    “Okay,” Rocky says. “Sweet dreams.”

    That little… fudging… freak. Darn him to heck.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Grace’s upstairs neighbor is his newest curiosity—and his neighbor sees an escape in him from a life he’s always wanted to leave. As long as they don’t get too close, it can’t hurt.

    or: Two men mutually use one another and realize their relationship means more than either of them wanted it to.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    ~This story starts, as it will end, in the stars.~

    Crawly is a singularity, born in the Empty and thriving in it, until the day Life settles into the universe. As that happens, she descends onto the planets in her vicinity.

    Several centuries, maybe even millennia, pass; Crawly got integrated enough in the society of a planet that she is the long-standing Queen and main deity of that planet.
    Aziraphale comes as a scientist from another planet that hers made an agreement with; thus begins their relationship.
    Crawly slowly comes to terms with her feelings with Aziraphale as their story evolves and their travels through the galaxy continue.

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    29 Jan 2025

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    Because he was still a little too often inclined to push things to their absolute limit, just to see how far they could stretch before inevitably snapping back to pop him in the eye, Crowley had declared, "Anytime. If you’re feeling randy, I’m your demon."

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    The Ineffables, learning slowly but surely how to be together and relax in retirement, come up with a new Arrangement.

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    30 Aug 2024