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A Place Where Palms Grow (Like Trees) by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
31 Jul 2026
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After a decade away from the sport that nearly broke him, Aziraphale returns to his childhood home on the banks of the River Thames—bound by his mother’s will to stay for one year before he can sell and leave for good.
He intends to endure it quietly. Instead, spring brings rowing boats back into his life—and with them, a reluctant coaching role, a group of determined kids, and a rival trainer with sharp eyes, red hair, and a past Aziraphale can’t quite forget.
Crowley has his own history with the sport—one marked by injury, rejection, and survival on the fringes. He doesn’t expect to find anything in Kingston except work. He certainly doesn’t expect Aziraphale.
As old wounds resurface and something new begins to take shape between them, both men are forced to confront what they lost—and what they might still choose to keep.
Because leaving is easy. Staying is something else entirely.
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scrupulously accurate by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
26 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale was the first angel ever to own a computer. It was a cheap slow plasticy one much taunted as ideal for the small business man. Aziraphale used it religiously for doing his accounts, which was so scrupulously accurate that the tax authorities had inspected him five times in the deep belief that he was getting away with murder somewhere. — Good Omens
The authorities were right...
Aziraphale is a man of immaculate manners and meticulous control, whose London empire runs on quiet violence and careful distance. He has survived by never becoming entangled — not with friends, not with lovers, not with conscience.
When Crowley is pulled into his orbit by sheer misfortune, attraction comes first and understanding comes far too late. As scrutiny closes in and truths surface, Aziraphale’s greatest risk is no longer exposure — it is attachment.
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It’s A Kind Of Magic by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
01 Jun 2026
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Magic exists.
Crowley wishes it didn’t notice him.A wizard forced to hide in the mortal world, Crowley survives by suppressing his power and avoiding attachments. Working as a waiter at an elite birthday party should be harmless—until the Dowlings hire one of these humans posing as a magician.
A terrible one.
Aziraphale, performing as The Marvellous Mr. Fell, botches every trick with cheerful grace, utterly unbothered by failure. Crowley should despise the fake magic. Instead, he finds himself drawn to the man behind it—kind, patient, and quietly radiant.
As Crowley seeks Aziraphale out again, hiding his magic becomes dangerous. Power denied demands release, and if Crowley can’t let it out safely, he won’t just be exposed.
He’ll burn.
Because some magic refuses to stay hidden.
And some miracles look a lot like love. -
Songs for Someone Real by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
05 Jan 2026
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Five years after vanishing from the spotlight, rock legend Ezra lives quietly under another name — all soft cardigans, secondhand books, and unspoken regrets.
Crowley only remembers the man made of light he once saw onstage, whose songs pulled him back from the edge.
When a rainstorm leads him into a small bookshop — and into the orbit of one very familiar stranger — the lines between music and memory begin to blur.
A story about finding the person behind the performance, and the kind of love that sounds like coming home.
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Unimpressed by Reindeer, Softened by Santa by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2025
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This isn’t just “Crowley hates Christmas.” It’s:
Crowley hates Christmas because it promises unconditional warmth—and he’s learned not to trust promises.
Aziraphale, as the Spirit of Christmas embodied, doesn’t argue with him. He simply keeps showing up.
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Snake 🐍🏴☠️ of Eden Trilogy by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
17 Aug 2025
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A tale of fate, freedom, and the relentless call of the sea, The Snake of Eden Trilogy follows the rise of legends and the bond that defies them all.
In The Serpent’s Oath, noble-born naval officer Aziraphale Archer finds himself a prisoner aboard Crowley’s ship. As duty clashes with an undeniable attraction, both men must decide where their true loyalties lie.
In the prequel, The Serpent’s Wake, a young Crowley, betrayed and cast adrift, claws his way into the ruthless world of piracy. His journey from outcast to captain is one of vengeance, survival, and the price of power.
The sequel, The Serpent’s Reign, sees them as infamous pirate captains, feared and hunted, carving their names into history. But with the past nipping at their heels and the seas growing ever more treacherous, they must face the ultimate test—will they rule the waves together, or be swallowed by them?
A sweeping trilogy of adventure, betrayal, and a love as wild as the ocean itself.
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Designed To Stay by Luxxuvixz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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Anthony Crowley is an architect who designs spaces for people.
Aziraphale Fell is a civil engineer who makes sure those spaces don’t collapse on top of them.When the two of them are forced to work together on the construction of an LGBT+ community centre, they quickly discover they have completely opposing philosophies, very limited patience, and a rather alarming tendency to argue like they’re either about to murder each other—
—or snog.
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03 Jul 2026
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There was no place for me in paradise by Constantin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (Graphic Novel), Good Omens (Radio)
15 Jul 2026
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There is an old saying amongst rock musicians that goes: ‘The first step towards becoming a legend is a breakdown.’ By this, most people mean an artistic breakdown — one of those romantic moments when you hurl your guitar at an amplifier and then go on to record an album that goes triple platinum.
Anthony J. Crowley had never really adhered to these conventions.
Or, to put it another way:
Crowley is at his end. Brought low by the very magnitude of the music that once made him untouchable. Drugs and alcohol have become routine. After an incident backstage, his music team reaches a unanimous conclusion: it cannot go on like this. He is sent to a therapist:
A.Z. Fell.
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25 Jun 2026
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The Long Way Round by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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Anthony Crowley has known London longer than London has known him. Every cut-through, cab rank, one-way system, theatre crowd, and hidden churchyard.
That’s the point of the Knowledge: the grueling, multi-part test every London black cab driver has to pass, thousands of streets and landmarks learned so thoroughly the city lives inside one’s head.
Crowley passed it years ago.
But when he falls for Aziraphale Fell, a soft-spoken, waistcoat-wearing examiner he has absolutely no excuse to ever encounter, Crowley does the only reasonable thing — he digs out his old birth certificate, registers under a name he hasn’t used in years, and signs up to fail the Knowledge on purpose.
Just one Appearance, he tells himself. Answer well, withdraw gracefully, ask the man out, done in twenty minutes.
Naturally, it doesn’t go that way.
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25 Jun 2026
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The ancient laws state that omegas can not rule alone. They must have a mate or find one within a year of coming into the crown. Prince Crowley never intended to be king quite so suddenly, but now every alpha in the land and beyond is vying for his hand and a chance at a crown for themselves. Unfortunately for them and himself, the only alpha he's ever had eyes for has never looked twice at him.
That he's aware of.
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Bookmarked by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
30 May 2026
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Once upon a time humankind and magical creatures like dragons, minotaurs, krakens, giants and others, agreed on a pact.
It came with rules and traditions that kept the balance in this world for a long, long time.
Crowley, a shapeshifting dragon, has been part of this system for as long as he could remember.
He guarded the castle, protected the princess and followed the given rules (with a certain amount of creative interpretation that is).
But when a certain knight arrives, who isn't particularly interested in the role given to him, the story begins to shift and a rather unusual arrangement unfurls.
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05 May 2026