MoosetressOfEvil



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    Lucius knows that Ed is cheating on Stede with Izzy. Unfortunately he's known for a while now. But he couldn't possibly tell Stede. It would break his sad, naïve, middle-aged heart. But he has to tell him right? It's the good, noble thing to do. And Lucius is a good person. At least that’s what he tells himself.
     
    His train of thought stops as Stede walks past with a big smile on his face. He waves at him to cover his involuntary grimace.

    He'll tell him tomorrow. Yep, tomorrow. He'll definitely tell him tomorrow.

    Or: Stede’s in a loving committed relationship with both Edward and Izzy. But someone should have probably told the crew because they’ve got the wrong idea.

    NOW COMPLETE!!

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    29 Sep 2025

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    "And you, Bonnet," Izzy shouted, "you have the fucking gall to tolerate their disobedience as if this ship will just magically run itself! And you have the godforsaken nerve to tell me off for keeping us all afloat, you fucker, you bastard, you goddamn–"

    Izzy deflated, like a balloon which had run out of air. His eyes flickered to Ed, something like panic flashing across his face, before he turned back to Stede. Surprisingly, the panic did not lessen.

    Stede, arms folded, simply raised an eyebrow. In his best stern voice, the one he'd used whenever Alma was being particularly stubborn, he addressed Izzy.

    "Are you done?"


    In which Stede accidentally soft-doms Izzy; Edward solves his identity crisis; Izzy gets valued and panics about it; Stede invents aftercare; Ed learns to talk about things and Izzy experiences A Positive EmotionTM.

    Meanwhile, the crew only cares about workshops.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    War is over. Voldemort defeated. Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts for her Eighth Year. It’s where she belongs. Isn’t it?

    Hermione is having nightmares. A certain sandy haired Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor might be the one to soothe them away, but our favourite werewolf has his own problems.

    Very slow burn / Will-they-won’t-they (they will).

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    24 May 2025

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    An Omega’s emotional and material needs must be met before they can present. They must want for nothing, know no scarcity, and (most importantly of all) feel safe.

    Perhaps Stede should have considered this before he reclaimed captaincy of the Revenge and helped Ed lay the Kraken to rest – especially since, six months later, one very bewildered Israel Hands goes into the first heat of his life.

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    25 May 2024

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