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    Digital Monostome Copyright Act by ,

    Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    27 Jun 2026

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    Teacher Grace cried some more. Engineer Music-Suggesting-Foundations-of-Home was quite used to it doing this, and waited patiently for it to stop.

    “It is Earth culture,” it confessed, even damper than before. “Males are not permitted to remove their own sperms. Only female humans may do that, and only to the males they own. I have never belonged to a female, so it is always painful for me.” Fluids gushed from its nose and mouth in a pitiful fashion.
    -Extract from “Untitled StarShipping Fill 2”, Secretive-Pornographer (a pseudonym), Speculative Xenobiology [zine]. 15762.
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    Someone tries to copyright a trope found in RPF about Grace. Meanwhile, Erid is sending a cultural exchange vessel to Earth.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    In the words of the author (in the horrifying case anyone I know sees this) I'm a GENIUS and have EXCELLENT taste in what my brain chooses to make my favorite fanfic.

    Edit: One of my friends watched the movie and I sent this to her, waiting to see her reaction to this gem.

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    bambi on the ps2 by

    Fandoms: House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski  

    15 Sep 2023

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    The lost section of *House* of Leaves the editors didn't want you to see.

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    01 Jul 2024

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    Kinda thought he'd fuck the M&M

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    Weekend at Belos's by

    Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)  

    26 Jan 2023

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    When Belos finally has a heart attack and keels over from shock and old age, what's a Golden Guard and his newly befriended Palisman to do?

    Pretend like everything is ok and that Belos is still alive, of course!

    With the Day of Unity in just a few weeks, what could possibly go wrong?

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    03 Apr 2024

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    I think im noticing the trend of me and crack fics...oh well¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it might make me a crack head but oh boy do I love the dopamine this gives me.

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    Fueling the Flames by for MuffinLance

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    22 Jun 2020

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    At first, Sokka dismisses it.

    He notices, they all do, that Katara feeds Zuko less. A lot less. He notices that Zuko’s portions are often burnt and lacking any care, so even the little bit he does get is barely salvageable.

    Sokka notices, but he doesn’t care.

    (In which Fire Benders need to eat twice as much because they create their own fire. Based off Chapter 17 of "The One Where Zuko's Hair Matches Sokka's and Other Tales")

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    03 Mar 2024

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    I LOVEEEE THIS FIC IT MAKES ME GO CRAZYYYYYY

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    Not Your Heroes by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Jul 2021

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    "No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."

    Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.

    No.

    Of course not.

    They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.

    She wasn't.

    "You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."

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    12 Feb 2024

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    God do I love crack fics...and oc self inserts.