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Vauxhall Cross by Kat_in_the_Hat
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Classic movies)
21 Nov 2018
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What had first been touted as Lana Castillo's career defining promotion was quickly feeling more and more like an exile to proverbial Siberia.
~ Maybe I was being uncharitable. I was definitely being uncharitable. Frankly I’d have rather been anywhere else on the planet. Phú Quốc in rainy season was sounding pretty good.
CIA liaison to MI6, my left ass cheek. ~
Shameless indulgence of my love for Sean Bean, let's be honest.
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Loyalty Lies by Kat_in_the_Hat
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
18 Jun 2018
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I raged, screamed up at the stars as they twinkled mockingly down at me. My voice rose to such a pitch that back home I would have worried for the safety of Grams' china. But I wasn't home was I? If there was a god listening, they certainly got an earful. I insulted their mother quite a bit.
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After landing herself in Arda, Tasha discovers her old life of petty crime and bad decisions won't save her in her training to become a new Vala.
Rating currently for language and graphic violence, but possible lemons later :)
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- Part 1 of The Lúmë Saga
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Cast of Characters by Kat_in_the_Hat
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
06 Jan 2018
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The actors, actresses, and models I'm envisioning while writing these characters.
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- Part 2 of The Lúmë Saga
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The Lúmë Saga by Kat_in_the_Hat
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
18 Jun 2018
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Arthur watched, unable to fully comprehend the events that had seemingly just crashed and burned in front of him rather than calmly unfold. He turned to look at the other knights who only shrugged as Mordred sank lower into his seat, lips pressed into a pout as he picked at his food.
“I…” He started and paused, taking a moment to gather his thoughts “Why do you want Merlin to like you so badly?” He finally sighed. Mordred stopped playing with his food, glancing up before looking at the door the servant in question had exited through
“Because he’s Merlin.” He said as if that provided any sort of answer.
Arthur didn’t deserve this. He did his best to be a good person. Maybe this was some kind of divine intervention saying he needed to up his charity game. He needed to give the lower town a bigger tax break or something. Perhaps ride out and save three more damsels than usual.
"He has a point," Gwaine piped up as he inhaled another mead "He is Merlin."
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23 Sep 2025
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Years ago, when Merlin had only just started as Arthur’s manservant, Arthur found the idiot standing awkwardly in his chambers, flushed and embarrassed and smelling like the barest outer edge of heat.
“I forgot to take my herbs,” he explained, twisting his hands together. “I’m sorry. I have to--”
Arthur waved a hand to forestall any explanation. “When should I expect you back?”
“Three days ought to do it,” Merlin replied, visibly relieved. “Thank you, sire.”
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15 Aug 2025
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“What did you do now Merlin?”
“Got cursed.”
Merlin slumped into the room and fell onto the bench of the table across from Gaius, laying his head dramatically on a book of something or other Arthur didn’t bother to look too closely at.
“Cursed.” Gaius echoed, unimpressed.
“Cursed.” Merlin sighed back, like some kind of weepy maiden.
“He can’t lie,” Arthur supplied, walking further into the room and standing behind Merlin, pushing his head off the book roughly. Merlin squawked and glared at him before shaking his head and turning back to Gaius.
"It gets worse."
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18 Jul 2025
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Arthur hadn't really given his soulmate much thought, until he beat a peasant with a broomstick and every blow hurt like he was hitting himself.
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15 Jul 2025
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Merlin figures out why Arthur manhandles him so much. Arthur himself is a little slower on the uptake.
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