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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Straight Boy Wei Ying this, Straight Boy Wei Ying that....

    ...What about Straight Boy Lan Zhan?

    No, no, wait, hear me out!

    Lan Zhan has never had reason to question his sexuality. He finds a wide range of women to be quite beautiful, and he very much enjoys looking at them. He appreciates women's fashion and watches runway models with avid interest.

    Thus, he is attracted to women.

    Men, on the other hand. There are beautiful men, yes, but while staring at a beautiful man may start out light and pleasant, it never takes long for his feelings toward beautiful men to turn aggressive. He wants to pin them down, subdue them, subjugate them. And why would he feel so aggressive toward random men, except that some base part of his brain views them as his rivals?

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    Wei Wuxian's music career started at the age of 16, when he debuted with the K-pop band Junior League. Now, at 35, he's a well-established artist, mostly releasing upbeat dance tunes. Seven years ago, he went on the first season of the variety show Our Song as a junior to be mentored; now in season 8 he's back to do the mentoring.

    Lan Wangji is an opera singer who happened to have one pop hit. His brother convinced him to do this show to broaden his horizons and explore possible career paths. His preferred musical styles would appear to be nothing like Wei Wuxian's, but he finds himself assigned the pop star as his mentor.

    Artistically, everyone (including them) expects it to be a trainwreck. But as they learn more about each other and find common ground, they find themselves unexpectedly connecting onstage—and off.

    ...And Reddit notices!

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “Wow,” says Wei Ying, and his mouth tastes funny and the air tastes funny but that isn’t really relevant right now. “You are incredibly beautiful. I mean. Just – so stunning. Impossibly gorgeous. Has anyone told you that? Where are you from? Wanna get a drink? With you, I’d spring for Saurian brandy.”

    “Talk less,” says the gorgeous beauty above him, and shoves a hypospray into his arm.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Lan Pharmaceuticals, a century-old legacy pharma empire that ventured into luxury skincare some 20 years ago finally launches its first ever accessible line and watches it spectacularly TANK.

    Enter market specialist Wei Wuxian, who is just what they need, who can rescue a brand even from the depths of hell; and who, quite inconveniently, also happens to be their head of IT and younger heir's ex from college.

    OR: an epistolary account of the near-impossible salvation of Lan Pharmaceuticals' first ever mass-market skincare brand, told entirely through internal communications

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    20 May 2026

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    “The rock,” Jingyi says, voice very very unstable. “Hit the rock, shixiong, fuck, no time to break the wards, hit the rock —”

    The Killing Chord strikes Jingyi’s appointed boulder. It cracks that in half, too.

    Not half a second after Lan Yuan follows Jingyi into the crevice, the yaoguai strikes the stone, talons scrabbling at the crevice, beak pecking at the entrance they’ve made themselves. A red, furious, glowing eye peers in after them, and Lan Yuan stumbles back blindly, vaguely downwards. He’s staring at the entrance, at the clear and present danger. Neither of them are looking backward.

    In hindsight, it’s the worst mistake they make all day.

     

    Wei Ying has spent years sealed under a mountain. It's just his luck that the kids who break him out of it are Lans.

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    17 May 2026