I_Am_Delicated



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    The cliche-yet-underrated (and under-written) trope where Peter Parker works at Sister Margaret's, except in this one, Sister Margaret's has been converted into a popular mutant-friendly bar, and no one can figure out how exactly Peter fits in.

    That is, until Wade gets just a little too pushy and reveals way more than just Peter's mutation.

    Or, 5 times someone comes close to figuring out Peter's identity, and 1 time that someone actually does (and Peter is all too happy about it).

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    11 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Peter does the first thing he can think of to reasonably defend himself: with his free hand, he grabs Flash by the hair and yanks him back.

    It works, creating some much needed space as Flash is forced to follow the movement of his hand away from him. He had counted on that.

    He had not counted on the breathy moan Flash would stutter out, or the way his eyelids would flutter closed as his lips curled around the sound.

    An after-school encounter with Flash leaves Peter with a few new discoveries.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    “What the hell?” Spider-Man shrieks. 

    Apparently, while Wade was in the shower, Spider-Man broke into his apartment, because Wade has a habit of getting into Situations like this. 

    Some would call it bad luck. Wade calls it a habit, or perhaps a talent. 

    “What do you mean, what the hell?!” Wade demands, “You broke into my apartment!”

    “You’re— you— you’re fucking purple!” Spider-Man sputters, pointing.

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    In which scars turn purple, oranges are sold out, it's a goddamn hot summer, and Peter finds out that Wade has a custom Spider-Man plushie.

    No, no, not like that—it’s not what it sounds like, he swears!

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    10 Aug 2026

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    To save money (and sanity), Aldo and Goffredo reluctantly agree to share a flat in Rome. They draft a solemn “Flatmate Agreement”: no smoking, no flirting, no stealing food… and a handful of practical add-ons. Within weeks, all the rules are broken. Within months, the flat no longer feels like Aldo’s or Goffredo’s—it feels like home. Of stolen sweaters and midnight pasta, of balcony vapes and kitchen kisses. Where the rules blurred and love began.

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    10 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    Peter has no clue what's going on.

    And, sure, he's still getting used to the whole full-spider thing — the proof lies in his apartment, where failed attempts at harnessing his enhanced powers resulted in a noise complaint and cobwebs lining his cupboards. But he thought he was starting to understand at least some of it.

    The eyes? Not at all.

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    MJ sees Peter's spider-eyes for the first time. She's really normal about it.

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    09 Aug 2026