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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    so like uhhh if jabber was a cleaner and zanka a raider but no plot and most is pretty much verbal edging.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Yummy yummy smut

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Ya gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me,” Zanka sighed, crossing his arms as he leaned against the wall. Giving Jabber his most bored expression.

    Jabber chuckled, strolling into the light with all the energy of a lazy house cat. He had his Raider uniform on, per usual. Zanka wondered if he even owned normal clothes. Or if he ever washed that fucking uniform.

    “Aww, c’mon, Zanka. Don’t be like that. Don’tcha ever miss me?”

    Yes.

    “No.”

    Jabber’s smile stretched wider. “Always such a little liar.”

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    jabber and zanka fight and fuck in equal measure

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    30 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yummy hot sexy Janka switch fic with 2-3! Different smut scenes :D

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    Inspired by Abolish saying the original intent of his character was to be Scott's butler.

    Abolish was alive for centuries. Waiting for his sire to awake after being cursed by the witch with him. Evidence of his failure to protect him, to not properly serve his sire as his butler. He was so close, too close, but he will wait however long he needs to.

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    28 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    "Is yours as excited about it as mine is?" Dazai asked, casually leaning over the divider.
    "A bit nervous about it— but he usually is." Ranpo shrugged, "He’s looking forward to it— despite his fretting." Dazai smirked— resting his head on his fist with a cheerful smile.
    "Aww, I'm sure he'll do great." He held a hand above his head, catching Ranpo's haphazardly tossed gummy without issue. "At the very least, he shouldn't have much trouble being better behaved than mine."
    "You sure do seem to have your hands full." Ranpo laughed,"It'll be nice to have a challenge, and I'm sure you're eager for an easy scene."
    "No such thing." Dazai responded, popping the gummy into his mouth. "You know that."
    "Sure, but at least mine doesn't bite. You think he'll behave for the playdate?"
    "I doubt it— he wouldn't have half as much fun if he did."
    ....

    Aka, Dazai and Ranpo dom the hell out of their boys together- for better or worse.
    Fun, kinky, consentual sex!!

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    06 Jul 2026

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    yum

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    The man loudly groaned.

    Shut up for a bit.”

    Rudo froze.

    He hadn’t understood a single word in that sentence.

    Or: It’s literally Gachiakuta, except language plays a major role in it.

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    27 Jun 2026