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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    A woman tweets about the weird bleeding ghost she found in her apartment.

    A week later Batman is in the replies, the Justice League has issued a public statement on Twitter, a mayor accidentally confesses to illegal cloning, ghosts discover Call of Duty, and the internet is trying to figure out why the dead fourteen-year-old apparently has children older than him. Somehow leading to a custody battle breaking out between Batman, the suspicious mayor, and a ghost prison warden.

    No one gets answers. Everyone gets emotional damage.

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    I really enjoyed making a social media fic last time, so I decided to write another one. (Chapter 2 is the transcript)

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Truth is, he could just say it. He could just be honest.

    Ilya, I'm worried you will see all these hot naked women and remember you miss them. Ilya, I'm worried I'm not enough. Ilya, I'm worried you'll come home and see me in comparison, so inelegant, so bulky, so brash, and realize this is wrong for you. That I am wrong for you. But saying all this would mean opening this entire huge clunky box thing, which only remains closed in virtue of Shane never looking at it for more than two seconds. So he says nothing.

    But one rule supersedes all other rules regarding Ilya: if he wants to fuck around, Shane will make sure he finds out.

    Or: Shane gets himself a set of pretty lingerie as revenge, and Ilya comes all over his pretty panties embarassingly fast.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Twelve years after filming their first CCM ad together, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are asked to return for a follow-up campaign. The offer sparks reflection and conversation about privacy, visibility, and what it means to exist openly as a married couple in the NHL.

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    “Okay,” Farah said, brightly. “So. CCM reached out.”

    Shane straightened instinctively. He and Ilya were both sponsored by CCM, they had been for years. Would CCM pull their sponsorships now that they were publicly out? Would they only want to keep working with one of them now that they were married and would be playing on the Centaurs together this season?

    “They want you two for a new ad campaign,” she continued, eyes sparkling. “A twelve-year retrospective referencing the one you shot together the summer before your rookie year.”

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