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there are a lot of things that jungkook really, really likes about seokjin.
his absolute preference for jungkook and deference to his wants, wishes and whims chief among them.
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Namjoon broke his heart when Jeongguk was twenty-one.
And now Jeongguk is here, standing in Namjoon’s room the same way he was standing exactly three years ago, ready to have his heart broken all over again.
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“I sometimes beat the shit out of guys who come on to you.” He said it slowly so he would never have to say it again.
Jungkook’s jaw slackened.
“You—what?“ he breathed out. “You—how long have you been doing th—that?”
“Since we started dating,” Namjoon admitted. “August.”
“Ah,” Jungkook said, “And how many guys have you beaten the shit out of?”
“Like five,” Namjoon sighed.
“Five! Five?! That’s like almost once a month!”
“Yeah…that’s about right.”
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5 times Kim Namjoon (against all his non-violent instincts) beats the shit out of somebody for his boyfriend's honor.
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07 Oct 2020
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Oct 24 2020
God this is so fucking FUNNY, one of the best things I’ve ever read TBH. if ur thinking abt reading this u NEED TO.
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“That guy from the coffee shop yesterday—the one who made me that really good latte—he sent me five pictures of his dick on instagram overnight,” Jungkook whispered, miserable, looking around. The spot was popular with faculty. People over the age of forty were everywhere. “I had to wake up to them. I wanted to text you but I didn’t know how to say it… what words to use… it was so gross. Why would he do something like that?”
“He didn’t say?” Namjoon asked, eyebrows arched, sardonic. “But actually, I already knew. He messaged me first. He thought I was you.”
“What?”
“You used my card and that’s how he got the name. He tracked me down, I told him to fuck off, and then he found you from my account.”
“Well, that sounds illegal. But—oh my god,” Jungkook said, burying his face in his hands. “I want to not see that guy again, but that’s torture! I love that coffee shop! No offense,” he said, dropping his voice, “But everybody here is like fifty.”
“So what should we do?”
“Nothing,” Jungkook moped. “We could always go to Starbucks.”
“Wouldn’t I rather die,” Namjoon said, narrowing his eyes. “Than give into the mass commercialization of coffee. The beans they use at our café are grown and sold by indigenous communities in Chile without an exploitative middle-man!”
“Okay, but they’re ground up and steamed with milk by a pervert!”
“I know, I know…. Maybe he just works Wednesdays?”
“Let’s hope.”
Namjoon took a sip. “What did the dick look like?”
“Oh my god, Joon,” Jungkook said in a low voice, serious, “It looks like somebody rolled an expired Italian sausage through a rat’s nest.”
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Jungkook has never been kissed, so he wakes Namjoon up in the middle of the night to help him with that. No problem.
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Jungkook doesn't necessarily want to become an apprentice to a sea witch - what's the point of leaving a fishing village to study in Seoul if he's just going to train under a sea magic practitioner anyway?
That's what he thinks, anyway, before he meets aforementioned sea witch.
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21 Oct 2020
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Oct 20 2020
in which prodigy earth witch jk gets tons of offers from plenty of witches to be their apprentice but it’s joons invitation he accepts bc he sees joon and he’s like :0
hmmmmm SOUNDS FAMILIAR HUH
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Jungkook has been crushing on Namjoon for ages when they finally manage to get together. But with this new facet of their relationship comes a new discovery. Namjoon is big. Maybe even too big.
But Jungkook's never been one to back down from a challenge.
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Kim Seokjin is known as the coldest, most hard-ass professor on campus.
Kim Namjoon is everyone's favorite professor; he's warm, open, and everyone's friend.
Jeon Jungkook is taking both of them this semester, and he's almost certain that they're teaching class from the same house.