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    Utahime felt a little frisson go through her, apprehension tightening the muscles in her neck.

    “Tit for tat, huh?” She asked dryly.

    “Exactly,” he said, “it’s the way of the dating world. And it’s fun, obviously.”

    “Fun? You’re sending nudes recreationally?” Utahime mused.

    “Yeah, most nights. Aren’t you, Uta?” Gojo murmured in her ear.

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    It's been beaten into Enji that heroes don't have soulmates. He's never felt any pain from his soulmate, nor has he ever had any writing show up ... So, he must be one of the lucky few without a soulmate, right?

    At least, that's what he thinks until mysterious writing on his arm calls him an idiot one night.

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    Enji does not understand the appeal of apps like "instagram" and is no where near fluent in the language of Emojis. Luckily for him, Fuyumi is here to educate him in the ways of flirting via DM's.

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    It’d been a mid-life crisis thing—starting up a ThirstTrap account. He’s aging, going gray, and it’s harder and harder to snag cute guys when out on the town. So Wriothesley thought: What is the harm? He posts up a few lewds, gets a few bites, and maybe makes a couple hundred on the side. Being a personal trainer pays his bills, but a slush fund is nice, and Wriothesley deemed it worth the ill-advised idea™.

    Clorinde had laughed at him. Literally. Wriothesley spilled the beans the next day over coffee and tea cakes at Café Lutece, and she’d laughed so hard he thought he might’ve broken her. He’s known Clorinde for decades and that is the only time he’s seen her double over and lose it.

    She’d stopped laughing after the first payout because Wriothesley was an instant sensation, a rough and tumble, silver fox showing off the goods. As it turns out, there’s a market for decent-looking middle-aged men with gnarly scars, and a bomb-ass physique.

    Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both lonely, socially stunted older dudes terrified of dating, and so they do what the youngsters do-- accidentally initiate romance over social media by way of 'lewd modeling'.

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    Geno only lets Alex make him a Grindr profile that summer because Alex is still upset about Maria, because Alex's grin has a kind of manic, brittle quality that makes Geno sigh and hand over his cell phone with only a token protest.

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    ‘I woke up early to prepare some croissant dough.’

    ‘4AM FOR CROISSANTS?!’

    ‘Yes, Will. I lived in Paris for a while; I saw how early the boulangers got up to begin preparations and saw no reason why I should do differently.’

    Will snorted.

    ‘Only u’d use a semi colon in a text’

    ‘Was the abbreviation to annoy me?’

    ‘U kno me so well x’

    ‘Yes. I do.’

    Will realised he was doing a goofy lopsided grin, which graduated into the classic lovesick teen move of covering his face with his hands when the next message came through:

    ‘x’

    ——————

    Will can’t sleep and Hannibal offers to help him unwind…

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    Ilya Rozanov is just a man. This is just another audition, another scene partner to figure out. It’s nothing she hasn’t done before and done well.

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    Rose and Ilya start texting. This could mean nothing.

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    Steven and Connie are officially a couple and they've even said "I love you!" There's just one problem in their relationship. Despite having already slept together, they aren't having sex as they are both too shy to do anything about that!

    So they each take it upon themselves to reignite their passion from the tour!

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    This fanfic is set between my Fanfic "Star Destroyers: The Summer Ends" and the fic "Star Destroyers: United Kingdom" by DepressedCarrot.

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    When Jackie begins to worry that Shane is neglecting his long-distance girlfriend by excluding her from the WAG chat, Hayden decides to break into Shane's phone to get her number. He wasn't exactly expecting Lily to suddenly pop online to send Shane a very graphic dick pic.

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    Hayden sees a dick pick from Lily on Shane's phone. He doesn't interpret this completely correctly. A well-intentioned journey of acceptance and tolerance ensues.

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    Shane’s heart dropped. He nodded once and sat up straighter, shoulders rolled back. “It is. I’m sorry if this is too far or whatever, but it’s what I want and I have to ask for what I want. It’s okay if you don’t want to. I’m not going to break up with you over this.” Or anything, really. Even if Ilya said he couldn’t stay a secret and wanted to fuck other people, Shane would let him.

    Ilya’s own heart split in two at that. He turned, metal scraping wood on the deck, and took both of Shane’s hands in his. Time and trust linked their fingers together automatically.

    “I’m not saying I do not want this,” Ilya began. Shane let out a small breath, shoulders relaxing. “But you must know, the things you are coming up with for sex are not things I have done.”

    Something about the cottage made him be honest. Maybe it was the promise last summer of being honest and saying how they really felt. Maybe it was the distance between that unknown precipice and the leap of faith they took together. Whatever it was, Ilya had to come clean if he was going to keep giving Shane whatever his brain and body wanted.

    AKA: Shane Hollander invents kink in the recesses of that beautiful brain

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    “Um,” Hayden started, and his whole face was flushed red. Shane couldn’t remember the last time he’d seen Hayden look so flustered. “Lily sent you a dick pic.”

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    Hayden sees a dick pic from “Lily” and comes to exactly the wrong conclusion.

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    Ilya is giving Cliff a ride to the club. Should be fine right until an overly horny Shane Hollander starts texting his husband. But Ilya can’t be on his phone and drive that would be dangerous. So he has his best friend Cliff Marlow answer for him. It gets steamy.

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    [He finally pauses the TV on Hollander’s taunting, gloating face, a tight, heavy kind of heat throbbing in him. Then he glances down to his dick. He’s been palming it through his sweatpants, not fully committed yet, and the press of it against the gray fabric…

    He grabs up his phone and takes a picture, thumbing down through his texts.

    Ilya: You should fight more often [Image attached]
    Jane: Jesus christ

    Ilya grins. Faster than he expected]

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    Ilya watches the Hunter-Hollander fight.

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    Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.
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    A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic.

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    “You’re mooning over a guy who only talks to you to send you pictures of his… member! You don’t think that’s weird?”

    “Not particularly?” Naruto ignored Sakura’s disapproving glare. “I mean, he only sends them ‘cause I ask… If anything, I’m the weird one.”

    “You’re both weird,” Sakura decided and rolled her eyes, calling over the waiter to ask for the check.
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    (Or the one where Naruto receives biweekly dick pics from a one night stand & is set up with his boss' son)

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    Changbin waits. Then: "So, what are you thinking?"

    Jeongin inhales carefully. "A prostate exam would tell me more."

    Changbin blinks at him once. Twice.

    Then he points at Jeongin accusingly. "I knew it! You're fucking with me!"

    or; Jeongin has a fat crush on his classmate and an inability to be normal about it.

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    During Robby’s sabbatical, Dennis sparks a new relationship with his other attending. He even discovers a new kink in the process. But he gives himself a shock when he accidentally sends Robby a video of himself exploring this new kink while housesitting.

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    Unknown Number
    Its been 24 hours you can stop now

    Rose
    Who’s this ??
    Stop what ??

    Unknown Number
    Holding him hostage

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    Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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