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While dying under the Larson Estate, Arthur has to make a deal with Kayne to save his life.
This makes John very jealous.
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“Tell me, Princess, what exercise could one do to be forgiven for being a murderer?” Vox’s eyes glinted. He relished the pain he was causing Angel. That jumped up porn star should acknowledge his betters.
”But how ‘bout one last question for the road, Princess? Do you think I could be redeemed?” His screen brightened, teeth gleaming. Knowing fully well that Angel’s crime paled in comparison to his own long list of victims. Charlie was truly delusional if she thought she would be able to redeem himself. What a dreamer.
“I believe anyone can be redeemed.” Charlie responded. Her face showing no sign of being intimidated by the media demon. They both paused before Vox made a move to leave.
“Right, then. I can almost see why Alastor humours you.” He mocked, grinning back at her unamused expression.
He hadn’t known then that he would be returning to that very hotel under very different conditions mere months later.
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Vox sighed as he approached the gaudy, vermilion doors of the Hazbin Hotel. How far he’d fallen in such a short amount of time… Alastor would pay. Vox was sure of that fact.
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- Part 4 of Top Vox / Bottom Alastor
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“Are you a demon?” Vincent asked, eyeing the shadow on the wall with more curiosity than fear.
“I’m your benefactor, my dear,” the voice answered. It laughed, a strange, tinny noise that grated on the ears and gave nothing away. “You’re careless, you’re sloppy, and you need someone to help you. That’s where I come in.”
Vincent wasn’t interested in sharing. And yet, with the handcuffs digging into his wrists and the mountain of evidence threatening the success he’d fought and killed for, the demon’s proposition offered a unique opportunity.
“What do you want in return?” he asked.
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Vincent Whittman is a suspect in several murders when Alastor offers him a deal.
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And They Were Roommates by IStillPlayHideAndSeek
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2026
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After the events of Season 2, the hotel has gained an influx of Sinners looking for redemption. A lot more Sinners than the hotel was ready to accept. Charlie takes it upon herself to move the hotel staff around to open up a couple of rooms for the time being, forcing Alastor and Lucifer to become roommates.
A/N: In all honesty, this was supposed to be a story with max four chapters about jealous Radioapple but it’s somehow snowballed into this multi chapter fic that includes love, jealousy, betrayal, reincarnation, smut (which I’ve gotten pretty good at thankfully), death and guardian angels! So join me on this adventure as I figure out how to connect the dots and aim for a happy ending for these two lovers! Long live Radioapple! -
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Charlie Morningstar wants nothing to do with her parents’ matchmaking schemes, or the power-hungry suitors they’ve picked out for her. Caught in the middle of a political tug-of-war between the Sins and the Ars Goetia, she comes up with the perfect plan: fake an engagement with the infamous Radio Demon instead. Alastor is dashing, dangerous, and just unhinged enough to say yes… for a price. Now the two have to survive the Suitor Selection, an elaborate series of challenges designed to win the favor of Hell’s most elite, all while pretending to be hopelessly in love. The problem? The pretending part is getting harder to fake every day.
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Summary: A young man desperate for a chance at changing his shit heap of a world reaches out to the Great Beyond for any sort of relief that he can find. He gets it... but at what price? Will it prove worth it in the long run or has he made a terrible mistake?
One of my current ongoing stories. This story will update every week, usually.
Links to my profiles on other websites can be found in the Notes at the end of the chapters.
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When the King of Hell steps through the doors of the Hazbin Hotel, he expects a tense reunion with his daughter. Alastor expects to meet a terrifying, monstrous monarch. Neither of them is prepared for the devastating, intoxicating clash of pheromones that brings the entire lobby to its knees in a matter of seconds.
Blood-spattered icing and family drama are instantly forgotten as primal instincts completely shatter the Radio Demon’s legendary control. Caught in the center of an explosive, catastrophic heat and rut, the monarch and the overlord are forced to face a shocking, one-in-a-billion reality: they are Fated Mates.
To survive the agonizing sickness of separation, Lucifer has no choice but to pack his bags and move into the hotel. The rules have been drawn, strict boundaries have been set, and both powerful entities have sworn to resist the maddening pull of the bond. But when biology completely bypasses logic, keeping your hands to yourself is easier said than done. After all, since when does Hell play by the rules?
An Omegaverse retelling of Hazbin Hotel, starting from Season 1, Episode 5 ("Dad Beat Dad")
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Punished With The Devil by artemismoonfell
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
06 Jul 2026
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Lucifer manages to get Alastor out of Lilith's deal, but she's not happy about it, and she makes it known.
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- Part 24 of With The Devil
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Making Up With The Devil by artemismoonfell
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
06 Jul 2026
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Lucifer makes up with Charlie, who can see that he misses Alastor quite a bit.
Lilith attempts to force Alastor into another deal, but he walks away.
Alastor tells Lucifer that he's allowed to be with him, and they make up yet again.Series
- Part 23 of With The Devil
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After manifesting in Hell, Alastor explores his capabilities with help from Rosie whilst fending off the flirting attempts from the all-powerful Ruler of Hell who visited him in life. He struggles to resist the pull, after all, it comes from deep within his soul.
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Lucifer finds a work/life balance by ignoring both in favor of playing with his toys.
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- Part 2 of Situs Solitus
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“What do I gain, then, if I go along with it?” he said, determined to at least listen so he could mock him later.
Something passes through Lucifer’s face, a hostile tremor, a threat that almost curled the tip of his sneer. Alastor heard him chuckle, but it had to be his imagination, because Lucifer only blinked in his direction with lethargic contemplation.
“So, that’s it,” he said, a smug, self-satisfied resolve sweetening his raspy voice, which irritated him to no end. “You’ll have my body as payment.”
Somehow, Alastor ends up entangled with the Devil.
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Boss up, settle down, got a wish list...I just want you by Gypsywoman13
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Wrong Paris (Movie 2025)
01 Jul 2026
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“Okay, finish your meals, drink your waters, use that bathroom for the umpteenth time, then we’ll do the final huddle. The 2nd band is on their last song, and then the crew will clear their gear for our main event.”
This was familiar. All of this was familiar, the only thing that wasn’t was the 15 contestants in the audience, the camera crew filming from their hiding spots, and then the after show that began the new season of The Honeypot.
‘Fuck me…’ Eddie thought and stuffed his face some more.
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Rockstar Eddie is the leading man on a dating show.
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As soon as he stepped in front of his canvas, his body moved on its own. It was as though he was possessed by Lucifer himself to create exquisite artwork in his likeness.
Alastor stayed up all night letting the brush go wherever it willed. Each stroke was a downward spiral into a new obsession, his devotion becoming more pronounced as time went on.
That first painting of Lucifer is what got him into college. It would also be the beginning of his path towards the devil himself.
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Life proving to be nothing but a string of disappointments, Las Vegas showgirl, Steph (aka Miss Calculations), hopes that her luck is about to change when her infamous boss, Robert Edwin House, requests a private meeting with her.
When the businessman proves to be just as calculating, cold and eccentric as the rumors floating around him suggest, Steph's hopes are quickly dashed until the man offers her a potentially lucrative proposition: infiltrate Vault-Tec, as his personal spy, and she can basically have anything she wants...within reason.
Even as the role requires she essentially sell herself, Stephanie accepts, a large complication arising when she discovers that the one thing she truly does desire is Robert House himself.
A truly unreasonable demand.
For this isn't a fairy tale, with war looming on the horizon, and Mr. House determined to save the only thing he does truly love: Vegas. Stephanie soon finds her need for survival and acceptance conflicting with the needs of her heart.
What will the fallout be?
A pre-war, spy romance, featuring an entirely speculative pairing.
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Asylum by genuinefuckingmess for princessSaRasonofRa
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
30 Jun 2026
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a·sy·lum
/əˈsīləm/
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the protection granted by a nation to someone who has left their native country as a political refugeeHer mother disappeared three days ago without a trace of her left behind. Her father searched all of hell looking for her , getting the other princes to join him , but nobody could find her anywhere. Her mother was gone. And her father left with her , locking himself away into his palace , never leaving , never talking to anyone.
Her father had already distanced himself but fuck at least he came out somtimes. Maybe to go to a meeting or two but this-. This was absolute silence, a total absence of him leaving an aching shell of emptiness. An emptiness that left one , one true thing behind.
Charlie morningstar was truly alone in this world.
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- Part 1 of Hazbin hotel: asylum
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“¿Qué gano yo entonces, si sigo la corriente?”, dijo, decidido a aunque sea escucharlo para burlarse de ello más tarde.
Algo pasa por el rostro de Lucifer, un temblor hostil, una amenaza que casi curva la punta de la mueca en sus labios. Alastor lo escucha reírse entre dientes, pero tiene que ser su imaginación, porque Lucifer solo parpadea en su dirección con reflexión letárgica.
“Entonces, eso es todo”, dice, con una resolución sabionda y satisfecha endulzando su voz ronca, que lo irrita en sobremanera. “Tendrás mi cuerpo como pago”.De alguna forma, Alastor termina enredado con el Diablo.
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Breaking Up With The Devil by artemismoonfell
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
30 Jun 2026
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Alastor doesn't want Lucifer to lose his daughter. Lucifer thinks that Alastor refuses to be hopeful.
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- Part 11 of With The Devil
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Distance With The Devil by artemismoonfell
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
30 Jun 2026
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Alastor doesn't know how to handle Lucifer loving him, and he sends him off to try and clear his head.
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- Part 10 of With The Devil
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A Surprise With The Devil by artemismoonfell
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
30 Jun 2026
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Lucifer has a surprise for Alastor when they go out together. And he has another surprise for Alastor for when they get home too.
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- Part 9 of With The Devil
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That. Mug.
It's the first thing Alastor sees when he enters the ruins of his radio tower, the white ceramic stark against the dark wood and metal. This is the first time he's emerged from hiding in two days. It’s been two days since-
He snarls and shoves both hands in his hair, that miserable cocktail of regret and relief churning in his stomach for the umpteenth time. It's over. But also, it's over.
[Non-linear narrative piece because I challenged myself to hit all the prompts for RadioApple Week 2026 on each day with less than 1000 words per chapter.]
