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I'll find a new place to be from by Anxiety_and_witchcraft
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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“You are not sleeping.” Rocky observes after a while longer of Ryland flopping from side to side and huffing in increasing impatience. “You said you would sleep.”
“I’m trying.” Ryland mutters. “It’s not as easy for humans as it is for Eridians.”
Sleep has been an increasingly large problem as of late. Ryland sits around all day, tries to convince himself to do something productive, fails, eats chalky pasty coma-slurry, stares into (literal) space until his eyes start to burn, and then lies awake in bed feeling miserable about his life choices.
Or, as he remembers now, not choices.
It's a long trip to Erid, and then the rest of his life, however long that may be. Luckily, Ryland has the best company in the galaxy along for the ride.
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- Part 1 of Long-haul flights to stupid new planets
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Provocative Little Moments in Time by OnigiriCat4Ever
Fandoms: Fruits Basket - Takaya Natsuki (Manga), Fruits Basket (Anime 2019), Fruits Basket Another (Manga)
26 Jun 2026
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A compilation of spicier oneshot pieces about (mostly) Tohru and Kyo and occasional other characters, set after the Curse breaks and going forward.
Most recent entry:
Chapter 75: Releasing tension - (Tohru and Kyo, April, one month after graduation). Posted 6/26/26.
-New jobs, and new lives, can be stressful. Fortunately for Tohru and Kyo, they have each other to help relieve any tension.Series
- Part 81 of Always and Forever
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In the end, they were only two halves of the same whole, following after each other in hopes of finally being completed.
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- Part 9 of I think we’re alone now
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5 Times Qifrey and Olruggio Experience Parenting Moments + 1 Time The Girls Parent Them by WearerOfFineThings
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga), とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Anime)
21 Jun 2026
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5 Times Qifrey and Olruggio Experience Parenting Moments + 1 Time The Girls Parent Them
1. Anxiety
2. Crushes
3. Periods
4. Santa (or the in-universe equivalent)
5. "The Talk"
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Wednesday's child is full of...Woah by oriongnomeo for Barbara_Lazuli
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Next Gen Nevermore AU - Fandom
20 Jun 2026
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Wednesday and Enid Addams' daughter, Vega, attends Nevermore Academy. One day, Vega is approached by a normie girl, Sora, asking about a missing friend. Vega and Sora must work together to solve the mystery; all the while building their own lifelong "friendship"...?
Characters Vega Addams and Sora Toriyama are OC's of barblaz-arts on Tumblr, and you should totally check her out on AO3 (barbara_lazuli), and Instagram (barblaz_arts)
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Bulma comes home to find her eight-year-old son sitting cross-legged on his bed, eyes wide, while the Prince of all Saiyans gestures emphatically and explains, in clinical detail, the importance of establishing dominance before courtship.
She stops in the doorway. Stares. And says, with the particular calm of a woman who has seen enough apocalypses to recognize the smaller ones: "Vegeta. What are you doing."
Vegeta looks up. "He asked."
"Trunks is eight."
"The Saiyan warrior comes of age at seven. He is late for this conversation."
Bulma's eye twitches. "We are human. We are having the human version of this conversation. Together. After I have had several glasses of wine."
"That is inefficient."
"I don't care if it's inefficient, Vegeta, you are not explaining the grievous bodily harm version of courtship to our eight-year-old."
Trunks, bright-eyed and utterly absorbed: "Can we get to the biting part again? That was cool."
Bulma closes her eyes. Pinches the bridge of her nose. Counts to ten. It does not help.
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After inadequately preparing Daphne and Francesca for marriage, Violet is determined to give Eloise a more thorough explanation.
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Brance Oneshot (TBP) PART 2! by ezrathepoet
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
12 Jun 2026
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"Boys, can I talk to you in a moment?" Mr. Yamada wiped his mouth off with a napkin.
Vance tried not to choke on his water.
"Uh, sure." Bruce could hardly contain his composure, refusing eye contact with his dad and fidgeting with his hands.
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Bruce: 14
Vance: 15I have a multi chap to work on but nooo I need to write dumb stuff like this
TW: mentions of homophobia and abuse! Read with caution!!
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- Part 2 of lmao imagine getting caught - Brance
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,394
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 15
- Hits:
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Lets talk love by Liljenner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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Now udated! Chapter two is waiting for youuu:)
Shane and Ilya have twins, a girl Ava and a boy Mika, who are in their late teens. Shane is somewhat freaking out that his kids are now the same age as he was when he met Ilya, all while Ilya is having the time of his life. Not only are his kids old enough for him to make inapropriate jokes, also he is able to bond with them on a more serious level. A series of where Ava and Mika have their first sexual expiriences.
Short: *a series where Ilya and Shane parent a couple of horny teens and how they deal.*
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The first time, when I needed you. (English Version) by Dalia_DVRW
Fandoms: Les Nouvelles Aventures de Lucky Luke | The New Adventures of Lucky Luke (Cartoon), Lucky Luke (Bande Dessinée)
27 May 2026
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Lucky Luke was used to being cursed, belittled, and teased by Joe Dalton, but he wasn't used to being ignored by him.
The outlaw's uncharacteristic behavior during their last meeting had been poisoning the cowboy's mind. So when he entered the saloon a week later and heard the voice that had been occupying his mind, he thought he had misheard.Warning: this text contains a scene of molestation!
There is also the original Polish version on my profile.
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- Part 2 of The first time, when…
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Pathetic Son by Shiapai_Derk
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 May 2026
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Izuku and his father masturbate together very often.
Only one of the two knows that.
Hint: It's Izuku.
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Swipe right by FatedToFade
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 May 2026
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Bakugou Katsuki gets tricked by his friends into setting up a dating profile and matches with you, a laid-back retail worker who was also pushed into it by your own friends. Neither of you are thrilled, but a date is set.
As Bakugou reluctantly scrolls through your profile, he finds himself both annoyed and mildly intrigued. Meanwhile, you’re skeptical but unwilling to back out.
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Penny has a problem. A human problem that she doesn't understand.
Or, Penny is experiencing puberty-levels of horniness that she doesn't know how to deal with, so she goes to someone who has the relevant experience to ask for advice.
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- Part 1 of Penny the Human
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,012
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 104
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Cultural Exchange by TigerQuartz
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 May 2026
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Rocky is ecstatic to be learning all the human curse words from Simon. At least, until he learns what his favorite word, “fuck”, really means. Humans can keep that to themselves, thank you very much.
Chapter 1: Simon POV
Chapter 2: Rocky POV
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The Curse of the Sun by FlameLovesGreekMythology, TheSadisticCreatorQuinn
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
18 May 2026
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“For a moment, Apollo was mesmerized by the stranger's movements. It was clear that, in a battle of pure brawn, Heracles would have won. Wit and cunning, on the other hand...this stranger very obviously had him at sword-point on that end. Every strike was a precise as the one before, not a single step that wasn't necessary taken. Apollo's intrigue only spiked when the stranger managed to land a nasty blow on Heracles, a stream of red pouring down his half-brother's arm and coating the edge of the other mortal's blade.
That was...new.”
OR: An AU where Apollo and Lityerses meet before his trials, which changes everything and nothing at the same time.
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Aerion Targaryen’s Guide to Being the Perfect Son and Boyfriend by hotlesbiangf
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
08 May 2026
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Having Aerion Targaryen as a son isn’t easy. Maekar knows that too well. Especially when said son is described as “a spawn of satan” by everyone but one person - Duncan Tall. To him, Aerion is the sweetest man ever. The love of his life.
Maekar is sure that his son’s relationship with Duncan won’t last. They’re complete opposites. But unfortunately for him, it does last. Longer than any of Aerion’s other relationships.
And as if witnessing his son receive ‘Dunk & Aerion’ themed dragon plushies or walking in on him and his boyfriend having sex wasn’t enough… there’s more.
That is until Duncan asks Maekar for his blessing to take Aerion’s hand in marriage.
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Or: 5 times Maekar was done with Aerion and his new boyfriend, and the 1 time he wasn’t.
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Tea Amo by demonic_caffeination
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
06 May 2026
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“I am not doing this to annoy my crush.”
A handful of red blooms flutter to the dated tile floor as Juliana hauls an overflowing box of fabric roses and a stepladder down the creaky old stairs from their apartment into the stockroom, kicks open the door, and staggers out into the shop.
Trailing behind her and gathering up the straggler blossoms in its teeth, Sprigatito replies with an inquisitive little “Mraow?”
“Really! I’m not!”
The look her Pokémon gives her is…dubious. "Mrrrp."
“…Okay, annoying him could be a convenient side effect. But I don’t have a crush on him! He doesn’t even know I exist!”
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Juliana rearranges things in her Mom's struggling tea shop while decorating for Valentine's Day.
Arven…doesn’t do well with change. Especially when the only constant in his life is already dangling by a thread. -
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Rudo has been with the Cleaners for about a week, and in that time his behavior has become startling aggressive. After biting one of the Cleaners, immediate disciplinary action is taken.
AKA, Zanka is put on babysitting duty.
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Basically Zanka being a role model for Rudo.
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- Part 1 of Secondary Basics
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Pierwszy raz, kiedy cię potrzebowałem. by Dalia_DVRW
Fandoms: Les Nouvelles Aventures de Lucky Luke | The New Adventures of Lucky Luke (Cartoon), Lucky Luke (Bande Dessinée)
02 May 2026
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Lucky Luke był przyzwyczajony do bycia wyzywanym, lekceważonym i drażnionym przez Joego Daltona, lecz nie był przyzwyczajony do bycia ignorowanym przez niego.
Nietypowe zachowanie banity, podczas ich ostatniego spotkania, zatruwało umysł kowboja. Dlatego też, kiedy tydzień później wszedł do saloonu i usłyszał zaprzątający jego głowę głos, myślał, że się przesłyszał.Uwaga: tekst zawiera scenę molestowania!
(You will find an English translation of this story on my profile!)
(Na moim profilu znajduje się tłumaczenie tego opowiadania na język angielski!)Series
- Part 2 of Pierwszy raz, kiedy…
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a period drama by huevosrebueltos
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
30 Apr 2026
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Coco has his first period is going as well as you imagine